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Sean Sherk
05-27-2008, 02:24 AM
I'm so drunk right now! I can't believe this happened! How did B.J beat me? I had a set gameplan that should have been impenetrable:
1. Strike with the guy who had the reach advantage
2. Not utilize my massive cardio advantage
3. Back straight up when strikes were thrown.

I just don't undertand! I'm ripped on Jagermeister and Diet Dr. Pepper right now, just trying to figure out where I went wrong.

And to top it all off, I log in and my number 1 fan is banned!

There is only one explanation:

God is a lie. Satan, the patron of all Hawaiians, is the only true Lord.
BJ Penn
05-27-2008, 02:43 AM
Damn, my knuckles hurt from kicking your ass all night!
Bobby Curls
05-27-2008, 03:53 AM
You would've won. Mazzagatti fucked you.
Raymundo
05-27-2008, 05:06 AM
Damn, my knuckles hurt from kicking your ass all night!

You tell him BJ.
Zaknaffin
05-27-2008, 10:40 AM
You would've won. Mazzagatti fucked you.

Fucking a right. When Franklin got dropped at the end of his round his corner rushed in to make him look ambulatory.

I still think you would have won r4 tko due to filthy elbows on that foreigner's dome.

I am in the market for some hardwood floors, where do i forward a quote?
flashNsmash
05-27-2008, 11:12 AM
Congrats Sean on your dominant performance.
Bobby Curls
05-27-2008, 11:54 AM
Fucking a right. When Franklin got dropped at the end of his round his corner rushed in to make him look ambulatory.

I still think you would have won r4 tko due to filthy elbows on that foreigner's dome.

I am in the market for some hardwood floors, where do i forward a quote?

lawl
Zaknaffin
05-27-2008, 12:24 PM
lawl

Floors by Sherk is marketable
Demon Cobras
05-27-2008, 12:57 PM
First time this gimmick made me laugh.. Jager and Diet DP.
Drake
05-27-2008, 01:47 PM
Because you're a boring little midget. Even with roids you still make me want to slit my wrists and die, with your decision style of fighting.
super hot
05-27-2008, 02:10 PM
Sean was doing great, he was blocking all of BJ's punches with his face. I think it was a bad stoppage.
Decommissioner
05-27-2008, 02:38 PM
You would've won. Mazzagatti fucked you.

Please tell me you're not one of those morons. :affraid:

Sherk was done, he didn't even contest the stoppage. The guy couldn't even get up to go to his corner.
Decommissioner
05-27-2008, 02:38 PM
Oh and I'm as big of a GSP nuthugger there is but I've said this for almost a year that GSP's toughest test will be when BJ moves up to fight him again.
HHJ
05-27-2008, 07:22 PM
There is only one explanation:

God is a lie. Satan, the patron of all Hawaiians, is the only true Lord.

the cloven hoof grant him unnatural speed
HHJ
05-27-2008, 07:23 PM
sherk's t rex arms cant KO anyone taller than 5'4
Bang Bang
05-28-2008, 12:34 AM
sherk, ya dead
DukeShark
05-28-2008, 02:48 AM
fuckin lawlz
Bobby Curls
05-28-2008, 04:00 AM
Please tell me you're not one of those morons. :affraid:

Sherk was done, he didn't even contest the stoppage. The guy couldn't even get up to go to his corner.

H-u-m-o-r.
Decommissioner
05-28-2008, 12:32 PM
H-u-m-o-r.

Phew.

Been reading too much of the HW's these days..
flashNsmash
05-28-2008, 01:33 PM
H-u-m-o-u-r.

Edited due to regional sensitivity.
Decommissioner
05-28-2008, 08:08 PM
Edited due to regional sensitivity.

You're my favourite poster.
Bobby Curls
05-30-2008, 01:52 AM
Edited due to regional sensitivity.

I am so sorry! What was I thinking?! How could I be such an insensitive prick?! Thanks, Flash.
Bobby Curls
05-30-2008, 01:56 AM
Phew.

Been reading too much of the HW's these days..

I understand.