UFC 96 spoilers

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Sell has a huge fucking head.

Matt Brown

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

[Teedoh74]

lol

[Elk Penis]

why the hell is this fight even on the main card?


It should be a war. However, when they do this (put mediocre guys who should have a great fight on the main card), about half the time it turns out to be a dud.

[Elk Penis]

I'd like to see Sell and Hamill get into a shouting match, just to see if I could understand one or two words.

[friggintitsman]

Who the fuck comes out with country music..... I want him to lose because of that alone.

[American Pretzel]

pete sell is dumber than a sac of dog shit

[maxthesilent]

Sell has a huge fucking head.

Matt Brown

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

noob

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

pete sell is dumber than a sac of dog shit

I agree. He is much dumber than Matt Serra. Hey-O!

[maxthesilent]

noob

lol wrong thread

[maxthesilent]

lol wrong thread

hell wrong fucking forum

[Elk Penis]

This fight has the least number of syllables possible.

[Boxhead]

both shitty entrance music choices

[TONY BONES]

CINCINNATI

TEH NASTY

BITCHES

[maxthesilent]

pete sell should cut his ginormous head off and fight 145 - he certainly doesn't need it

[TONY BONES]

CINCINNATI

TEH NASTY

BITCHES

[dolly]

stop, no no unstop!!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Wtf? Fail.

[dolly]

seriously.

[friggintitsman]

Jeebus :eek:

[dolly]

let me just lay down for you.

[Elk Penis]

Now that's a proper stoppage. I'm glad he didn't stop it earlier.

[dolly]

if i lay down will you stop it??

[Teedoh74]

Fucken ref

[dolly]

weird

[friggintitsman]

lol WTF was that all about? Excuse me ref YOU'RE FIRED

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

That fight was full of fail, but I'll take 7 more.

[American Pretzel]

pete was smiling

[Chucxone]

dude got his ass stomped

[maxthesilent]

Now that's a proper stoppage. I'm glad he didn't stop it earlier.

lol he really looked like he wanted to

[maxthesilent]

That fight was full of fail, but I'll take 7 more.

suck my dick

[American Pretzel]

:rofl:

[Teedoh74]

yo yo yo

[California Giant]

give me the best link so i can watch this carwin fight. NOW

[maxthesilent]

suck my dick

bah Ill retake the lead when Gonzaga pwns Carwin

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I would pay to hear a conversation between a drunk Pete Sell and an excited Matt Hamill..

[TONY BONES]

TOLD YA

[friggintitsman]

Hey duhhh ya know I was aaaahhhh here to uh:sleepy:

[Elk Penis]

give me the best link so i can watch this carwin fight. NOW

http://www.mma-core.com/videos/_Shane_Carwin_vs_Christian_Welisch_UFC_84?vid=1000 0285&tid=100

[Elk Penis]

I would pay to hear a conversation between a drunk Pete Sell and an excited Matt Hamill..

How could you tell if Sell is punch drunk or not?

[Boxhead]

Junie is a faggot

[Javelina]

is there a link to the fights?

[maxthesilent]

Sell has to be dropped now correct?

[TONY BONES]

I would pay to hear a conversation between a drunk Pete Sell and an excited Matt Hamill..

lol

[Chucxone]

give me the best link so i can watch this carwin fight. NOW


http://mmahacks.com/ been a good stream so far

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

5-3, 43 points.

[Jester Molester]

fucking weird

[Boxhead]

is there a link to the fights?

all out of links

[snipe]

sos did munoz die or what?

[Chucxone]

http://www.mma-core.com/videos/_Shane_Carwin_vs_Christian_Welisch_UFC_84?vid=1000 0285&tid=100


lol, i see what you did there

[Elk Penis]

is there a link to the fights?

Just look at my previous posts (except for the last two or three).

[TONY BONES]

matt brown is an animal

animal

[Elk Penis]

Sell has to be dropped now correct?

Oh he got dropped - about 5 times.

[withashovel]

if i lay down will you stop it??


maybe

[withashovel]

bunch of feeds on this site

http://redbullsports.blogspot.com/

[friggintitsman]

Kendall FTW

[Jester Molester]

yo yo yo

hey any spots on the tcm camp?

[Elk Penis]

Now that was also a good stoppage.

[maxthesilent]

Oh he got dropped - about 5 times.

:rimshot:


I did everything except tell you which club to use

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Day got fucked up.

[Elk Penis]

http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/8332-kendallufc96.jpg

[maxthesilent]

lol still has the nerve to do the tito grave digger

[Elk Penis]

WTF - Grove has a dual-happy trail tattoo - gross.

[maxthesilent]

WTF - Grove has a dual-happy trail tattoo - gross.

DAGGER!!!!

[friggintitsman]

How the hell is Kendall gonna call himself the spider?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Elbows to the back of the head after the fact.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

What a fucking potty mouth.

[Jester Molester]

How the hell is Kendall gonna call himself the spider?

it's "da spyder". The "da" makes it more hardcore.

[Elk Penis]

How the hell is Kendall gonna call himself the spider?

Daddy Long Legs was already taken.

[maxthesilent]

Snipe fears Grove

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

WAR CARWIN!

[Chucxone]

there has been a lot of early stoppages....they need to hire new refs

[friggintitsman]

it's "da spyder". The "da" makes it more *hardcore.


*gangsta

[maxthesilent]

Tyler the Chimp by first rnd sub

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Lol at subtitles while he is speaking English.

[Chucxone]

who is shane carwin?

[friggintitsman]

Daddy Long Legs was already taken.

Arachnid would work

[friggintitsman]

Yay bodies

[Elk Penis]

Tyler the Chimp by first rnd sub

He wouldn't be the first chimp to rip somebody's face off.

[maxthesilent]

lol Carwin is gonna get his face and fingers eaten off

[snipe]

Snipe fears Grove

i will kill him

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Drowning Pool was my first ever concert.

[snipe]

i just wanna know if munoz died

[Elk Penis]

Lol at subtitles while he is speaking English.

Where was this subtitle operator when Sell was speaking? I could have used him then.

[Elk Penis]

lol Carwin is gonna get his face and fingers eaten off

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/man-with-no-nose_68_521494a.jpg

[friggintitsman]

What no 62 people on TCM tonight?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Danzig? Holy gay.

[snipe]

gonzaga via superior intro music

[dolly]

MOTHER!!!!!

[Teedoh74]

hey any spots on the tcm camp?

yes shoot me a pm there

[Zaknaffin]

Munyoz left the ring under his own power

[friggintitsman]

I don't like the name Gaybriel

Great song though.... MOTHER FTMFW

[Elk Penis]

i will kill him

I hope you use a dagger.

[friggintitsman]

Danzig? Holy gay.

Fuck you asshole

[maxthesilent]

lol Carwin is gonna get his face and fingers eaten off

ugh please show up yo fight

[Elk Penis]

Danzig? Holy gay.

LOL. Napao plays Guitar Hero.

[friggintitsman]

I will shit in your mouth

[maxthesilent]

sub at 3:48 *crosses fingers*

[Elk Penis]

Carwin needs to get it up against the fence and press the action. If he can press the action and survive one round, Gonzaga will have no gas for the 2nd.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Come on Carwin, 1st round KTFO on this gorilla looking, shitty music walking out to mother fucker. Danzig Misfits > Misfits without Danzig > Danzig.

[snipe]

co main event at 8:30 ?

[maxthesilent]

I will shit in your mouth

just threw out an FTM shoutout on TVU

[American Pretzel]

WAR fur coat

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Carwin needs to get it up against the fence and press the action. If he can press the action and survive one round, Gonzaga will have no gas for the 2nd.

Gonzaga won't have gas for the 2nd half of the first round.

[Piranesi]

WAR HALF-NOG!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Maia subbed Gonzaga QFT

[maxthesilent]

Gonzaga won't have gas for the 2nd half of the first round.

he has 4 minutes in him dammit

[Piranesi]

Carwin is dr. overrated.

[maxthesilent]

Maia subbed Gonzaga QFT

lick my freckled taint

[American Pretzel]

shizer

[dolly]

wow

[Elk Penis]

Those are some heavy-handed fuckers. Nearly two KO's in one fight.

[California Giant]

I HAVE NEVERT BEEN MORE EXCITED IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[withashovel]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dolly]

um, wow.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

FUCK YES. FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT HATERS. NAIL AGAIN!

[friggintitsman]

HAHAHAHAH

[Piranesi]

Gabe, stop fighting dumb plox.

[snipe]

somewhere raymundo is crying as another brazilian falls

[maxthesilent]

unreal

[Jester Molester]

yes shoot me a pm there

done, thanks

[Boxhead]

DAMN

[California Giant]

WHERES SOLID AT!!!! HE KNOWS WHATSUP WITH CARWIN!

[Elk Penis]

Rogan - if a guy is leaning forward, chin first into a punch, it doesn't have to be a huge punch to fuck him up.

[friggintitsman]

just threw out an FTM shoutout on TVU

Didn't see it. Thanks though

[Teedoh74]

done, thanks

invite sent

[Gay]

I've never been happier to lose an av bet.

[TONY BONES]

USA USA USA

[friggintitsman]

I don't have a sign in on there

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

6-3, 65 points.

[Elk Penis]

Carwin has a good chin. Most guys (cough....Crocop.....cough) would have been KO'ed by those two shots from Gonzaga.

[maxthesilent]

6-3, 65 points.

die kyle die

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jesus Christ McCrory is a skeleton.

[TONY BONES]

good fights

[friggintitsman]

Hell I don't even know how to register

[TONY BONES]

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[maxthesilent]

just watched the fight again and Carwin was greased

[Jester Molester]

nice, I'm a team player now

[Teedoh74]

and it is all over

[Elk Penis]

Another WCL guy goes down. Fuck Chuck Norris.

[Piranesi]

Gonzaga's bane has always been heavyweights with solid jaws.

[Elk Penis]

LOL at McCrory's tourettes.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Gonzaga's bane has always been heavyweights with talent

Fixed.

[maxthesilent]

he swears like a mormon trying to be gangstah

[Elk Penis]

The Barncat likes Thunder Horse.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Holy fuck, WAR MCCRORY!

[heathenos]

nerd power.

[Piranesi]

Columbus, OH -- In the slew of the UFC's recent downscaling and roster cuts, Lightweight Tamdan McCrory has become the most recent cut from the UFC.

[friggintitsman]

Ok I'm posting on there max

[maxthesilent]

wow can't wait for Crank - High Voltage - I think I'll start camping out in line tomorrow.

[Elk Penis]

So at the end of the last movie, he jumps out of a plane with no parachute and dies. They replace his heart, but I guess they didn't fix all the broken bones and shit - WTF.

[Boxhead]

to keep his hard on

[Piranesi]

I'm picking Jardine, but I just blacked out in my chair and had this weird feeling of like, centerness. Rampage won by first-round KO with one of those big fucking looping overhands rights.

[Elk Penis]

Another stream link:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dubtv0

[friggintitsman]

maxthesilent 04:41:18 (GMT0)
tcm is watching you


lol

[maxthesilent]

lololololololz at landing 81% of clinch strikes

[Elk Penis]

Rashad to Rogan:

"The UFC will never come between our love."

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Compu-strike in MMA = useless.

[heathenos]

fuck rashit

[friggintitsman]

lololololololz at landing 81% of clinch strikes

Friggintitsman 04:43:34 (GMT0)
Maxthesilent squeals a lot. Don't believe the hype

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I wonder if they will show the Nelson - Riley fuck up.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

These text voting numbers are bullshit.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Rashad beat them both Goldy, you dumb fuck. So did Jeremy Horn (I think).

[Elk Penis]

Compu-strike in MMA = useless.

No. It's actually useful as shit. Maybe for one fight or two it might not work, but over the long haul it's an important tool.

[California Giant]

Jason Bourne Theme!!! YEAH BUDDY

[friggintitsman]

Jason Bourne Theme!!! YEAH BUDDY

QFT great fucking song

[maxthesilent]

Jason bourne in the house

[Elk Penis]

If I was the sound guy right now, I would have changed Jardine's music to Thunder Horse. I would have been fired, but it'd be worth it.

[Piranesi]

dana blocks a song from ****locylpse, but lets jardine use the theme from bourne?

[heathenos]

song reps for jardine

[withashovel]

wow can't wait for Crank - High Voltage - I think I'll start camping out in line tomorrow.


ill trade you for the soccer commercials and fucking 50 cent video game commercials im getting

[snipe]

I wonder if they will show the Nelson - Riley fuck up.

what happened?

[Teedoh74]

techno viking

[Elk Penis]

Sugar Rashad is talking like Sugar. He needs to put some salt in his voice.

[maxthesilent]

No. It's actually useful as shit. Maybe for one fight or two it might not work, but over the long haul it's an important tool.

haha you ever look up the stats of the GSP Fitch fight? omfg it's sick

[friggintitsman]

Jason bourne in the house

Right who would have though Moby had the skills

[Piranesi]

lol setanta

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I WANT MY FUCKING THUNDER HORSE

[friggintitsman]

Anyone have wood right now?

[Elk Penis]

haha you ever look up the stats of the GSP Fitch fight? omfg it's sick

I don't know if I've seen those. I'd like the see the ones on the Petz/Morgan fight. Petz won 30-26, 30-23, 30-27, and that's being generous to Morgan.

[maxthesilent]

Right who would have though Moby had the skills

Moby is some of my favourite background music for playing poker

[Elk Penis]

I can't tell what the fuck Rashad is saying - speak up MF.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

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FUCKING THUNDER HORSE

[Piranesi]

arona won that fucking fight

[Chucxone]

Evens is sure trying not to put Jacksons ability down....

[scissors61]

Hi guys!

[dolly]

Moby is some of my favourite background music for playing poker

*cleaning house

[friggintitsman]

Moby is some of my favourite background music for playing poker

Hmmm does Moby have a greatest hits album? I don't like his shit enough to sift through the crap to find his really good stuff.

[maxthesilent]

I don't know if I've seen those. I'd like the see the ones on the Petz/Morgan fight. Petz won 30-26, 30-23, 30-27, and that's being generous to Morgan.

http://www.fightmetric.com/fights/GSP-Fitch.html

[dolly]

Hi guys!

hi!!!!!

[friggintitsman]

Hi Sciss? Where the hell you been?

[Elk Penis]

Hi guys!

Who's that in your AV?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Nobody gives a shit about sponsors.

[scissors61]

I missed all the fights, blargh

[Elk Penis]

LOL - He'll try anything to keep his hard-on.

[scissors61]

Who's that in your AV?
Jenny Lewis

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

The UFC should raffle off more snowboards, IMO.

[Boxhead]

LOL - He'll try anything to keep his hard-on.

:cheers:

[maxthesilent]

Hmmm does Moby have a greatest hits album? I don't like his shit enough to sift through the crap to find his really good stuff.

yeah that's what I have - 3 cds - 2 filled with original music and 1 comprised of remixes.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Ugly mother fucker.

[friggintitsman]

Jenny Lewis

Does she get nekkid?

[scissors61]

There was a good Moby song in a season 6 episode of the Sopranos, I can't remember the title.

[maxthesilent]

Hi guys!

yo

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

NIPPLE TWEAK! Page is fucked.

[scissors61]

Does she get nekkid?Mmmmmnope.

[scissors61]

Sweet, I nailed the Carwin/Gonzaga fight. Hairback's suspect chin strikes again.

[friggintitsman]

Mmmmmnope.

DAmmit

[Javelina]

are the fights any good

[maxthesilent]

lol fans please stfu

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jardine is trying to be a white Machida.

[scissors61]

Rampage doesn't look so good.

[maxthesilent]

Sweet, I nailed the Carwin/Gonzaga fight. Hairback's suspect chin strikes again.

I hope John McCain's lump smothers you in your sleep

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

A Tiki Ghosn mention? No wai.

[friggintitsman]

Get em Rampage

[maxthesilent]

2nd rnd ko looks promising

[Piranesi]

10-9 rampage

[scissors61]

Git im, Quinton! Let's go!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

10-9 Techno Viking.

[Elk Penis]

That's a close round. Jardine landed more strikes, but Rampage landed the heavier strikes. Rampage coming forward might give him the round, but IMHO that's a toss-up.

[maxthesilent]

10-9 Techno Viking.

dude

[Javelina]

well at least i'm getting to see the rampage fight

[maxthesilent]

That's a close round. Jardine landed more strikes, but Rampage landed the heavier strikes. Rampage coming forward might give him the round, but IMHO that's a toss-up.

aggressiveness makes the diff

[scissors61]

Quinton needs to work that right off the leg kicks.

[friggintitsman]

Quentin made parole for this fight

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Wasted opp by Rampage there.

[friggintitsman]

Jardine is going to get a spanking

[scissors61]

Finally, using his damn wrasslin'. It's about time.

[maxthesilent]

Wasted opp by Rampage there.

huge

[friggintitsman]

Jardine looks a little tired

[friggintitsman]

Right in the ball sack

[maxthesilent]

ok there's the obligatory groin shot

[Elk Penis]

Rd1: tossup
Rd2: Rampage

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

10-9 Rampage. 19-19 going to the third.

[Elk Penis]

Jackson: DOUBLE JAB

finally.

If Jardine does that he can win.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Get back in the fucking kitchen.

[Javelina]

holy shit this is a war

[Jester Molester]

Jardine looks a little tired

yeah, I thought he was supposed to have good cardio

[scissors61]

C'mon Quinton, let's see some more takedowns.

[maxthesilent]

lol at second being toss up

[Javelina]

jackson sounds like a bitch

[friggintitsman]

Tapout is for faggots

[friggintitsman]

Who the fuck is announcing with Joe and Mike?

[scissors61]

That's what I'm talkin' about

[Jester Molester]

Who the fuck is announcing with Joe and Mike?

Rashad

[friggintitsman]

Hit him Rampage

[friggintitsman]

Rashad

Oh must have missed that

[friggintitsman]

lol sloppy ass Jardine

[Elk Penis]

RD3 and the UD to Rampage.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

That just won the nigger the fight.

[friggintitsman]

lolololololol

[Elk Penis]

lol at second being toss up

I think Rashad is just a little biased.