Joe Rogan greatness

[SexeCute]

They just showed the Alves vs Fisher fight, along with the Couture vs Sylvia fight. This motherfucker makes me laugh.

During the Alves vs Fisher fight he says he would like to see the fight standing again. (when alves is pummeling fisher on the ground)

Next I watch the Couture vs Sylvia fight, and as soon as the fight is stood up from a stalemate, Rogan chimes in with this gem;

"I don't think a fight should EVER be stood up!" :hesrocked:

[SexeCute]

"Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan on BJJ!" :hesrocked:

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

"Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan on BJJ!" :hesrocked:

That was Goldberg silly goose. Rogan busted him out afterward.

[SexeCute]

"What happened, what happened?!"

[SexeCute]

Was it? Still, Joe Rogan is retarded and I am too.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Rogan talked about balls being tough in the Couture/Sylvia fight. Or something.

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

Rogan is a retard but he knows his shit and brings the laughs from time to time. Mauro is way worse.

[Gasmasker]

Rogan makes me laugh. He gets a little excited sometimes but so what? He's a fan too. He knows what he is talking about and I think he does a pretty good job. Every sports broadcaster says boneheaded shit from time to time.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Goldy isn't as stupid as he makes himself out to be. Of course, he, being the PbP guy, has to ask retarded questions to the analyst, Rogan, retarded as they may be. Hell, we could always get the OTHER Goldberg to take his spot..

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[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

Goldy isn't as stupid as he makes himself out to be. Of course, he, being the PbP guy, has to ask retarded questions to the analyst, Rogan, retarded as they may be.

QFT. I had to get Bill the fuck out of the quote though. These guys have an obligation to tone it back and hit their spots.

[JamesArk]

Goldie - "That reminds me of the cut in the Vitor Belfort/Marvin Eastman fight"

Rogan - "Yeah, that cut was like a...goat's vagina"

*silence*

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Anyone else remember Goldberg trying to do a post fight with Feijao? That was a whole lot of fail on his part.

[___]

Goldie - "That reminds me of the cut in the Vitor Belfort/Marvin Eastman fight"

Rogan - "Yeah, that cut was like a...goat's vagina"

*silence*

That's just funny.

Or, "he's on queer street!"

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

Anyone else remember Goldberg trying to do a post fight with Feijao? That was a whole lot of fail on his part.

I remember that. Goldberg is fail all around. He tries to like punk out the winning fighters during the post fight interviews.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Goldie - "That reminds me of the cut in the Vitor Belfort/Marvin Eastman fight"

Rogan - "Yeah, that cut was like a...goat's vagina"

*silence*

I remember that. What cut were they talking about comparing it to Eastman's?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Because a thread can not have an Eastman mentioned without this being posted.

http://mma-live.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/marvin-eastman-ufc-43-1.jpg

[___]

I remember that. What cut were they talking about comparing it to Eastman's?

I can't remember, but it was nowhere even close.

[TONY BONES]

We look forward to seeing you again.

[super hot]

Rogan sucks and does not know shit about mma. He needs to stick to talking shit on Carlos Mencia and trying to legalize marijuana.

[JamesArk]

I think it was Koscheck vs. Lytle, but I don't know for sure.

[Tsar]

changing one's mind isn't just a woman's prerogative.

[Buckner1986]

I think it was Koscheck vs. Lytle, but I don't know for sure.

I think it was the Caleb Starnes fight where his corner thought that Caleb told the ref to stop the fight and they were yelling at each other.