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WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 12:45 AM
Awesome performance by Lashley, his opponent Mike Cook was 7-3 and came out sporting a lucha libre mask to taunt Lashley, at the pre-fight staredown he wouldn't even touch gloves with Cook. Lashley threw one punch, tied him up and slapped a front head lock on him. That was already choking the shit out of him, so he crushed him to the mat and sunk in a guillotine causing Cook to flop on his belly like a fish. Took about 15 seconds or so.

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 12:45 AM
Fedor just shit his pants

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 12:48 AM
rip bob sapp

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 12:49 AM
afraid so oh well at least he'll be able to get a win over Minowa

piedra
05-16-2009, 01:11 AM
No doubt he is a quality can I'm sure he'll ko Sapp.

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 01:18 AM
Sapp is going to beat the shit out of Minowa

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 01:19 AM
I'm split on the Sapp vs Lashley fight I'll just have to see how it goes

Bobby Curls
05-16-2009, 01:25 AM
Sapp will cave.

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 09:35 AM
I'm split on the Sapp vs Lashley fight I'll just have to see how it goes

lashley by sub

Meaty Portion
05-16-2009, 09:41 AM
Lashley > Sapp via not having acted in Longest Yard.

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 09:44 AM
bobby lashley>burt reynolds

arlo pear
05-16-2009, 10:18 AM
bobby lashley>burt reynolds

You take that back.

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 10:19 AM
via not being in longest yard

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 11:44 AM
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Buckner1986
05-16-2009, 11:48 AM
Bob Sapp takes a punch like Goulet. Lashley by TKO inside of 3 minutes.

Elk Penis
05-16-2009, 12:57 PM
I won't be impressed until he beats Canseco.

heathenos
05-16-2009, 01:17 PM
that coon needs more steroids.

super hot
05-16-2009, 01:53 PM
Brock is shitting his pants right now

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 02:20 PM
Fedor just shit his pants

Brock is shitting his pants right now

originality, you lack it

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 02:21 PM
I should be flattered that mante is trying to parrot my posts in an attempt to seem like less of a terrible poster unfortunately it's not working for him

Oregon
05-16-2009, 02:35 PM
I wonder how long he can hold all that mass now that he has to pass teh wiz-quiz.......

I say he drops 10 pounds or more in the next 2 months.

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 02:36 PM
What do you mean Oregon? He's already had two fights before this one

Oregon
05-16-2009, 02:36 PM
he'll a small heavyweight or a 205'er by the time MMA is done with him.

Scorpipede
05-16-2009, 02:36 PM
some people are genetically gifted eh? Not everyone is on roids.

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 02:37 PM
If he hasn't lost any mass after 3 fights what makes you think he's going to all of a sudden start to? If you weren't aware that this was his 3rd MMA fight I'll understand, otherwise I don't know what the fuck you're getting at.

Oregon
05-16-2009, 02:39 PM
What do you mean Oregon? He's already had two fights before this one

I'll be dammed....... maybe Lashley can stay this big and strong. Usually guys that roid'd out loose weight really quickly when A) they have to stop using because of testing...... and B) MMA burns calories like a fucking wildfire, making it almost impossible to be super muscular

Scorpipede
05-16-2009, 02:39 PM
has he ever tested positive?

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 02:40 PM
He could probably lose 5-10 pounds and be fine he is fucking massive but he hasn't seemed to lose any yet

Oregon
05-16-2009, 02:41 PM
If he hasn't lost any mass after 3 fights what makes you think he's going to all of a sudden start to? If you weren't aware that this was his 3rd MMA fight I'll understand, otherwise I don't know what the fuck you're getting at.

I was not aware of this............... Im starting to be legit impressed with Lashley. I liked the way he circled right off the bell........ that means he's relaxed and thinking..... he basically choked that dude via massive curl strength, thats a difficult choke to get.

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 02:42 PM
Yeah he was already choking him out when he grabbed him in the front headlock, once he cinched it to a guillotine that guy was fucking done

Oregon
05-16-2009, 02:43 PM
He could probably lose 5-10 pounds and be fine he is fucking massive but he hasn't seemed to lose any yet

just water/food probably....... he's fast too.......closed the distance with a quickness....

bobby boucher
05-16-2009, 02:43 PM
I wonder how long he can hold all that mass now that he has to pass teh wiz-quiz.......

I say he drops 10 pounds or more in the next 2 months.

He'll probably maintain a lot of his mass by using HGH, or the dude might just have good genentic and mucscle memory. He'll definitley trim down some, but I can see him staying a fairly large indivudual for some time.

Oregon
05-16-2009, 02:46 PM
Im think'n Lashley is gunna tear Bob Sapp a bigger asshole.....

bobby boucher
05-16-2009, 02:52 PM
The guy has obviously done his fair share of the juice, but I don't think that should necessarily reflect on his current physique. If the guy can maintain his mass and still test clean then more power to him. If Tim Sylvia and Stephan Bonnar got nabbed then you can't go on appearances alone.

Oregon
05-16-2009, 02:55 PM
Tim Sylvia does juice just because the ball shrink makes his wiener look bigger.......

bobby boucher
05-16-2009, 02:59 PM
So when's this Sapp/Lashley fight going down? I guess Big Bob has a punchers chance and experience on his side. Lashley has youth and hunger and athleticism on his side.

Scorpipede
05-16-2009, 03:01 PM
My new thinking on juicing is this, and nothing personal...ahem..."until a fighter tests positive go fuck yourself with your juicetalk"

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 03:01 PM
lashley by choke

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 03:01 PM
My new thinking on juicing is this, and nothing personal...ahem..."until a fighter tests positive go fuck yourself with your juicetalk"

qft

SatNav
05-16-2009, 03:07 PM
So when's this Sapp/Lashley fight going down? I guess Big Bob has a punchers chance and experience on his side. Lashley has youth and hunger and athleticism on his side.

I think Lashley can take Sapp down pretty much at will.

So lashley by tko easy

Oregon
05-16-2009, 03:08 PM
juicey,juice, juicetalk

bobby boucher
05-16-2009, 03:31 PM
JUICE!!! FUCKING ROID SHOTtZZZ !!!!! IN DA' ASSS!!!!

AMERICAN BONES
05-16-2009, 04:15 PM
all fighters have to do is time their cycles, or take whatever 90% of pro athletes are taking, the rougue chemists are always 2 steps ahead of the testers

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 04:17 PM
floyd is juicing

AndyWang4eva
05-16-2009, 04:23 PM
LOL

Shogun Marcus
05-16-2009, 06:43 PM
Fedor Juices.

Buckner1986
05-16-2009, 06:49 PM
all fighters have to do is time their cycles, or take whatever 90% of pro athletes are taking, the rougue chemists are always 2 steps ahead of the testers

QFT

The guys that get caught are the guys that don't cycle well.

Buckner1986
05-16-2009, 06:49 PM
QFT

The guys that get caught are the guys that don't cycle well.

Like Lance Armstong and Floyd Landis.

:rimshot:

Teedoh74
05-16-2009, 07:27 PM
That was a work, even a white belt can get out of that choke.

WAR RANDLEMAN!
05-16-2009, 08:05 PM
just accept the fact that Bobby Lashley is for real

SatNav
05-16-2009, 08:36 PM
just accept the fact that Bobby Lashley is for real

lol, beating a can that noone has ever heard about, dosen't prove anything.

SatNav
05-16-2009, 08:38 PM
just saw the fight, and holy shit did he ever choke that guy out.

It looks like he chokes him out, lets go of the choke, and when the guy starts shaking for some reason he puts it on again and chokeds him OUT for a second time.... AWESOME.
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Scorpipede
05-16-2009, 08:39 PM
lol, beating a can that noone has ever heard about, dosen't prove anything.

dude's got legit grappling skills at least as far as the wrestling goes, I think he'll pan out.

SatNav
05-16-2009, 08:42 PM
dude's got legit grappling skills at least as far as the wrestling goes, I think he'll pan out.

I agree on that, Bobby is going to be big in some time.

But I want to see him fight some good guys before I'm sold on him.

SatNav
05-16-2009, 08:44 PM
plus he seems to be a really humble and good guy, and he dosen't fuck around in the ring.

Seeing him taking MMA seriously is nice

Scorpipede
05-16-2009, 08:52 PM
I agree on that, Bobby is going to be big in some time.

But I want to see him fight some good guys before I'm sold on him.

I didn't watch his fight against Guida but from what I've read Bobby was caught and in trouble from a guillotine but otherwise dictated the fight. Guida, while not great, at least has experience. I look forward to Lashley/Sapp, hopefully that happens as hoped.

SatNav
05-16-2009, 08:54 PM
I didn't watch his fight against Guida but from what I've read Bobby was caught and in trouble from a guillotine but otherwise dictated the fight. Guida, while not great, at least has experience. I look forward to Lashley/Sapp, hopefully that happens as hoped.

+1 on that

McLulz
05-16-2009, 08:56 PM
Lashley will get a few more fights under his belt, then sign with the UFC.

Scorpipede
05-16-2009, 08:59 PM
Lashley will get a few more fights under his belt, then sign with the UFC.

Probably, he has name recognition from WWE days. Good for the sport's growth if you ask me...not saying you did...but if you did...that would be my answer...good for the sport...yup.

SatNav
05-16-2009, 09:03 PM
Probably, he has name recognition from WWE days. Good for the sport's growth if you ask me...not saying you did...but if you did...that would be my answer...good for the sport...yup.

lol

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 10:39 PM
lol, beating a can that noone has ever heard about, dosen't prove anything.

just saw the fight, and holy shit did he ever choke that guy out.

It looks like he chokes him out, lets go of the choke, and when the guy starts shaking for some reason he puts it on again and chokeds him OUT for a second time.... AWESOME.
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I agree on that, Bobby is going to be big in some time.

But I want to see him fight some good guys before I'm sold on him.

plus he seems to be a really humble and good guy, and he dosen't fuck around in the ring.

Seeing him taking MMA seriously is nice

well...you changed your tune pretty fast

Barack Lesnar
05-16-2009, 10:40 PM
Lashley will get a few more fights under his belt, then sign with the UFC.

lesnar vs. lashley will happen in about 2-3 years

TONY BONES
05-17-2009, 01:54 AM
lesnar vs. lashley will happen in about 2-3 years

lashley via not having a penis on his chest

Barack Lesnar
05-17-2009, 10:24 AM
lashley via not having a penis on his chest

lesnar via f-5

super hot
05-17-2009, 01:14 PM
If they gave Lesnar a title shot after two fights in the UFC, they would give Lashley a title shot for his first match. UFC's HW division is crap and they would be desperate to get a HW fight that could sell tons of ppv's

Barack Lesnar
05-17-2009, 01:18 PM
If they gave Lesnar a title shot after two fights in the UFC, they would give Lashley a title shot for his first match. UFC's HW division is crap and they would be desperate to get a HW fight that could sell tons of ppv's

the HW division is pretty stacked right now with lesnar, carwin, cain, dos santos

super hot
05-17-2009, 01:21 PM
the HW division is pretty stacked right now with lesnar, carwin, cain, dos santos

lol, carwin is a can, cain is a little over rated and I like for dos santos to face some top competition to see if he's legit.

Barack Lesnar
05-17-2009, 01:58 PM
lol, carwin is a can, cain is a little over rated and I like for dos santos to face some top competition to see if he's legit.

wtf, carwin beat gonzaga which proves he isn't a can
cain is gonna school heath herring
and dos santos alread ko'ed werdum in 90 seconds

Scorpipede
05-17-2009, 06:42 PM
wtf, carwin beat gonzaga which proves he isn't a can
cain is gonna school heath herring
and dos santos alread ko'ed werdum in 90 seconds

I'm not sold on dos santos yet really. I do kind of see his fight with Werdum, who is a legit top HW, as a bit flukish. I think Werdum got overconfident and was caught slipping. Legit win that shows Dos Santos has power but I haven't seen much else from him.

AMERICAN BONES
05-17-2009, 11:33 PM
floyd is juicing

:neutral::rolleyes:

Barack Lesnar
05-18-2009, 12:18 AM
juice juice

h00ch
05-18-2009, 06:21 PM
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Gay
05-18-2009, 08:18 PM
Im excited for Din Thomas vs. Javier Vasquez