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TomTheConfusedWhiteGuy
06-09-2009, 01:22 PM
http://mmadepot.blogspot.com/2008/01/kendall-grove-vs-jorge-rivera-ufc-80.html

Demon Cobras
06-09-2009, 01:27 PM
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TomTheConfusedWhiteGuy
06-09-2009, 01:29 PM
lulz

HendoStu
06-09-2009, 01:29 PM
GSP/Penn 2, it was lulz

Boo
06-09-2009, 01:32 PM
Fedor vs. Zulu

El Duce
06-09-2009, 01:33 PM
Quarry vs. Franklin
GSP vs. Fitch
GSP vs Trigg
AA vs Cabbage
Silvia vs Cabbage
Aleks vs Morias
Shogun vs Rampage
Rampage vs Chuck 1
Sergei vs Rizzo


Off the top of my head

TomTheConfusedWhiteGuy
06-09-2009, 01:36 PM
Quarry vs. Franklin
GSP vs. Fitch
GSP vs Trigg
AA vs Cabbage
Silvia vs Cabbage
Aleks vs Morias
Shogun vs Rampage
Rampage vs Chuck 1
Sergei vs Rizzo


Off the top of my head

good list

Demon Cobras
06-09-2009, 01:39 PM
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Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 01:46 PM
Tank vs Nelmark (human pretzel #1)
Pee dwinkr vs Sugar (human pretzel #2)
and Seeing Forrest cry was def erection material
Wand vs Techno Viking (who don't love a rape choke?)

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 01:47 PM
Franklin vs Tanner 1 & 2
Franklin vs Teh Black Crow
Franklin vs that kid that can't hear liver kicks coming

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 01:48 PM
Anderson Silva vs Franklin 1 & 2

Fuck, there goes my Franklin streak

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 01:49 PM
Diaz vs Ficket, Lawler, Shamrock, Gomi, and just recently Smith

epic beatdowns IMO

TomTheConfusedWhiteGuy
06-09-2009, 01:51 PM
Diaz vs Noons is another good one

Krazypoison
06-09-2009, 01:54 PM
W.Silva vs Sakuraba 1

pflo
06-09-2009, 01:58 PM
Machida - tito/silva/soko/evans
Gsp -serra 2/fitch
Forest - shogun
Diaz - sham/smith
Randy - tito

El Duce
06-09-2009, 01:59 PM
Fuck, how could I forget about Machida? Pretty much every fight of his in the UFC is one of my favorites.

Jester Molester
06-09-2009, 02:04 PM
All those mentioned are good, but Melvin vs. Stevenson when he started crying was just plain hilarious.

Gasmasker
06-09-2009, 02:09 PM
GSP -Hughes II and III
machida -Evans
randy-tito

El Duce
06-09-2009, 02:13 PM
Randy/Tito is boring. But it was as one sided as you can get.

Gasmasker
06-09-2009, 02:17 PM
Randy/Tito is boring. But it was as one sided as you can get.

i thought it was lulz.

___
06-09-2009, 02:28 PM
All Machida fights
Penn/Sherk, Stevenson, Hughes
Anderson/Leben

___
06-09-2009, 02:29 PM
Franklin/Quarry, Crow, Hammill, Tanner were all really good.

AO!
06-09-2009, 02:50 PM
gsp/mayhem was really funny. most of the others i think are listed already.

California Giant
06-09-2009, 02:54 PM
Penn/Stevenson is the one of the best.


Here is my personal favorite though. http://www.mma-core.com/videos/_Chris_Lytle_vs_Kyle_Bradley_UFC_81?vid=10000991

Kimo Therabones
06-09-2009, 03:18 PM
johnny rhodes-fred ettish

Tsar
06-09-2009, 03:23 PM
bj/ sherk
machida/evans
diaz/shammy, smith, lawler
gsp/ hughes II, III
alves/hughes
machida/rampage

Krazypoison
06-09-2009, 03:35 PM
Fedor vs Sylvia
Aleks Emelianenko vs J.Thompson

WAR RANDLEMAN!
06-09-2009, 03:53 PM
Wanderlei Silva vs Keith Jardine

Gasmasker
06-09-2009, 04:20 PM
Fedor vs Sylvia
Aleks Emelianenko vs J.Thompson

forgot about that, one of the best.

TomTheConfusedWhiteGuy
06-09-2009, 04:30 PM
How could i forget sylvia vs fedor. definition of pwnt

dbenoi4
06-09-2009, 04:59 PM
GSP/Penn 2, it was lulz

A boring ass laugh though.

h00ch
06-09-2009, 05:01 PM
Gracie/Jimmerson

Ryno
06-09-2009, 05:08 PM
Did anyone mention GSP/Hieron? If not, it needs to be on this list for sure.

Buckner1986
06-09-2009, 05:17 PM
Anderson Silva vs. Leben
Aleks vs. James Thompson
The Tito/K. Shamrock fight where Shammy got all lumped up
Penn/Uno

Buckner1986
06-09-2009, 05:17 PM
Honorable mention goes to Eddie Sanchez for running circles vs. Cro Cop

Demon Cobras
06-09-2009, 06:44 PM
GSP vs. Koscheck was boring but it deserves cred too.

AMERICAN BONES
06-09-2009, 06:50 PM
bj/ sherk
machida/evans
diaz/shammy, smith, lawler
gsp/ hughes II, III
alves/hughes
machida/rampage

i see what you did there

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 07:07 PM
How could i forget sylvia vs fedor. definition of pwnt

qfmft
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff155/Wilmafingerdo/Gif%20Folder/TimmaygetsZulud.gif

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 07:09 PM
Gracie/Jimmerson

Keith Kackney vs Jo Son

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 07:10 PM
Baroni vs Dave Menae qfpunches in bunches

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 07:10 PM
anyone vs Goulet

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 07:10 PM
Cummo vs Haynes

Wilma Fingerdo
06-09-2009, 07:11 PM
Quarry vs teh Vanilla Gorilla

Demon Cobras
06-09-2009, 07:12 PM
Pretty much every Kid fight he's won by ko was one sided lol.

TomTheConfusedWhiteGuy
06-09-2009, 07:28 PM
qfmft
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff155/Wilmafingerdo/Gif%20Folder/TimmaygetsZulud.gif

lmao

Also rescent fights..Quarry vs J-Mac was bloody massacre
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/_Nate_Quarry_vs_Jason_MacDonald_UFC_97_Redemption? vid=10004581

Albertan
06-09-2009, 07:38 PM
Soko Vs Arona
Soko Vs Nog

Hansen Vs imanari

That Bushido tourney had some great ones
Fihlo vs Ryuto Sakurai
Hendo Vs Chonan
Mach Vs lil evil
Azeredo Vs Kotani

Gomi Vs Ralph
Gomi Vs Ishida
Aoki Vs Hansen

Buckner1986
06-09-2009, 08:22 PM
I forgot all about Couture vs. Sylvia

California Giant
06-09-2009, 08:26 PM
Josh Thomson vs Gilbert Melendez was surprisingly one sided, and that was over 5 rounds.

Tsar
06-09-2009, 08:33 PM
I forgot all about Couture vs. Sylvia

that one strikes me more as a one-sided decision than a thorough beatdown.

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
06-09-2009, 08:36 PM
GSP/Penn 2, it was lulz

Negs are unavoidable with this post.

BJ-Sherk

Buckner1986
06-09-2009, 08:37 PM
that one strikes me more as a one-sided decision than a thorough beatdown.

Five 10-8 rounds IMO.

I thought Sylvia was going to cry halfway through the 4th.

h00ch
06-09-2009, 08:44 PM
belfort vs hess

Tsar
06-09-2009, 08:50 PM
Five 10-8 rounds IMO.

I thought Sylvia was going to cry halfway through the 4th.

hmm. maybe i need to see it again. i remember randy controlling positions throughout, but not really doing a terrific amount of damage.

(besides that first knockdown shot in rd. 1)

Krazypoison
06-09-2009, 09:09 PM
hmm. maybe i need to see it again. i remember randy controlling positions throughout, but not really doing a terrific amount of damage.

(besides that first knockdown shot in rd. 1)
Qft!

heathenos
06-09-2009, 09:10 PM
Hughes vs Sakurai.

TomTheConfusedWhiteGuy
06-09-2009, 09:14 PM
hmm. maybe i need to see it again. i remember randy controlling positions throughout, but not really doing a terrific amount of damage.

(besides that first knockdown shot in rd. 1)

Tims eye swolled SHUT it was nasty QFT

Albertan
06-10-2009, 07:53 PM
A classic 1-1 1 sided beatdowns

Conan Vs Mo smith

Smith via highkick and Conan via big punch.

shadyasfok
08-01-2010, 10:48 AM
anderson vs. forrest
lesnar vs. mir 2
gsp vs. penn 2
diaz vs. shamrock
bones vs. vera

WAR SYNTHOL
08-01-2010, 10:48 AM
matyushenko beating jones

shadyasfok
08-01-2010, 10:49 AM
no

vincent_vega
08-01-2010, 11:33 AM
Penn Vs Sanchez.

ArtardFiesta
08-01-2010, 11:38 AM
Shogun vs. Page

shadyasfok
08-01-2010, 11:44 AM
forrest vs. shogun

ArtardFiesta
08-01-2010, 11:48 AM
You already made your choice

WAR SYNTHOL
08-01-2010, 11:57 AM
forrest vs shogun wasn't one sided he split forrest's head in half

shadyasfok
08-01-2010, 11:59 AM
forrest won every round and finished with a submission

WAR SYNTHOL
08-01-2010, 12:01 PM
he lost the 1st he got his ass beat until shogun gassed

WAR SYNTHOL
08-01-2010, 12:01 PM
shogun vs rampage is an example of a one sided beatdown

shadyasfok
08-01-2010, 12:04 PM
he lost the 1st he got his ass beat until shogun gassed

no

http://mmajunkie.com/news/2893/ufc-76-knockout-live-results-and-commentary.mma

12:02 a.m -- GRIFFIN VS. RUA, ROUND 1: Griffin throws a leg kick and Rua whiffs with a punch. A scramble on the floor and Griffin throws a bomb from the top. Rua gets back to his feet and throws a big leg kick. Griffin counters with a leg kick. Rua shoots and takes Griffin down. Rua throws elbows as Griffin tries to tie him up. Rua rises up and throws some short elbows, but Griffin is avoiding damage. Rua throws another elbow, but Griffin continues to tie up Rua to avoid major damage. Griffin gets back to his feet and eats a right. Griffin throws a leg kick, Rua counter a knee to the body, and Griffin sends him to the canvas. Griffin is now in top position. Back to their feet, and Griffin connects on a left hook. Rua has a big knot on his forehead. Rua shoots and slowly takes Griffin down. Griffin again ties up Rua and then transitions into the top position and hits Rua with a punch as the round ends. Itâ??s a close one, but MMAjunkie.com has it 10-9 for Griffin.

12:08 a.m. â?? GRIFFIN VS. RUA, ROUND 2: Rua throws a leg kick and Griffin counters with a left. Griffin throws some jabs, but Rua gets a single-leg takedown and takes top position. Rua throws some elbows and cuts Griffin with a deep gash on his forehead. The blood is gushing, but Griffin gets to his feet and then takes Rua down. Griffin unleashes some ground and pound. Rua breaks free, and they're back to their feet. Rua gives up his back, and Griffin throws some hammer fists. Rua looks tired, but he throws some lazy head kicks. Another lazy shoot for Rua, and Griffin breaks free. The fighters trade punches in the center of the Octagon. Rua has his hands at his sides. Rua misses on a shoot, and Griffin takes his back and peppers him with shots. Rua looks depleted, and Griffin continues to rain down punch after punch. The horn saves Rua. It's 10-9 for Griffin â?? nearly 10-8.

12:14 a.m. â?? GRIFFIN VS. RUA, ROUND 3: Griffin throws a leg kick, and Rua whiffs on a haymaker. Rua shoots and takes down Griffin. Griffin looks for the triangle and eats a punch. The pace slows as both fighters look exhausted. Griffin is trying to push off the cage to get out from under Rua and argues with the referee when he tells him to stop. Griffin goes for the omoplata but takes Rua's back and throws some knees into his side. Rua grabs a knee and takes Griffin down but ends up on his back. Griffin mixes in elbows, punches and hammer fists as Rua tries to tie him up. Griffin continues to rain down punches before Rua gives up his back again. Griffin again throws some knees into Rua's body. Griffin again takes top position and continues the round-long ground and pound. Griffin takes his back and sinks in a rear-naked choke. Rua is forced to tap. Forrest Griffin def. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua via submission (rear-naked choke) â?? Round 3, 4:25.

WAR SYNTHOL
08-01-2010, 12:08 PM
just a website's opinion I saw the fight

snipe
08-01-2010, 12:08 PM
TALK SHIT NOW

snipe
08-01-2010, 12:08 PM
ya dun goofed randleman

WAR SYNTHOL
08-01-2010, 12:10 PM
guess what? consequences will never be the same

shadyasfok
08-01-2010, 12:10 PM
just a website's opinion I saw the fight

griffin beat the shit outta him every round and finished him off

WAR SYNTHOL
08-01-2010, 12:11 PM
AND I KNOW WHO'S DOING IT

snipe
08-01-2010, 12:12 PM
griffin beat the shit outta him every round and finished him off

this post has been backtraced and you will be arrested end of discussion

WAR SYNTHOL
08-01-2010, 12:13 PM
cyber police and state police it was nice knowing you solid

Gay
08-02-2010, 11:28 AM
Fedor vs. Goodridge is my personal favorite

ExJunky
08-02-2010, 01:13 PM
The vitor tank fight brought the lulz

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 01:16 PM
Griffin-Rampage

ThePorpise
08-02-2010, 01:19 PM
Griffin-Rampage

You wait til solid sees this Mister.

Bacon of Hope
08-02-2010, 01:23 PM
Enson VS Igor was bad

godofdixie
08-02-2010, 01:26 PM
gomi-griffin, jones-matyushenko are the two most recent one sided beatings that i thoroughly enjoyed. throughout the entire history of mma, there are too many good ones to count. pat smith-scott morris was the first one sided beating in mma that made me think "holy fuck that's brutal"

INS_tha_rebel
08-02-2010, 01:36 PM
Werdum-Fedor
Mir-Nogueira
Griffin-Shogun

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 06:09 PM
Griffin-Rampage

griffin-shogun

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 06:51 PM
Rashad-Rampage

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 06:57 PM
machida-rashad

WAR SYNTHOL
08-02-2010, 06:58 PM
Lesnar vs Mir II

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:02 PM
can vs can

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:09 PM
anderson vs. leben

super hot
08-02-2010, 07:10 PM
wand vs rampage

super hot
08-02-2010, 07:10 PM
canderson vs chonan

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:10 PM
GSP-Hughes 2 and 3

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:10 PM
vitor vs. wand

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:11 PM
cain vs. nog

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:11 PM
Machida Thiago

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:11 PM
shogun machida

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:12 PM
Both fights

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:13 PM
first one went to decision, doesn't count

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:13 PM
fedor werdum
JDS werdum

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:13 PM
You don't make the rules. Shogun pwnt him 2x

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:14 PM
gsp penn 2

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:14 PM
You don't make the rules. Shogun pwnt him 2x

title of this thread is one sided beatdowns, not closely contested victories

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:14 PM
Steroids JDS' hairline

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:15 PM
JDS gonzaga

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:15 PM
canderson vs chonan

Takase shit on him worse

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:16 PM
Gonzaga Tuschererererer

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:16 PM
anderson shit on leben more recently and worse

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 07:16 PM
Gonzaga Tuschererererer

couture gonzaga

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:16 PM
Doesn't hurt my feelings any

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:18 PM
Noons Diaz

PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC
08-02-2010, 07:18 PM
Noons is a faggot though

ArtardFiesta
08-02-2010, 07:27 PM
get a room ladies

Jimbo
08-02-2010, 07:34 PM
GSP/Hieron, GSP/Trigg, Penn/Pulver 2, Penn/Stevenson, Travis Fulton/TKD guy.

ArtardFiesta
08-02-2010, 07:45 PM
Fulton vs. that TKD can was hilarious.

super hot
08-02-2010, 07:47 PM
gomi vs pulver
mir vs brock 1
alves vs hughes
wand vs jardine
shogun vs rampage

California Giant
08-02-2010, 07:58 PM
Here is my personal favorite though. http://www.mma-core.com/videos/_Chris_Lytle_vs_Kyle_Bradley_UFC_81?vid=10000991
Still love watching this.

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 08:29 PM
gomi vs pulver
mir vs brock 1
alves vs hughes
wand vs jardine
shogun vs rampage

lol just lol

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 08:30 PM
mir-nog

American Pretzel
08-02-2010, 10:20 PM
Silva vs. Griffen

Twincest
08-02-2010, 10:28 PM
silva made forrest look like some poor schlep that was picked outta the audience at random.

shadyasfok
08-02-2010, 10:28 PM
that's the feeling i get everytime i see forrest fight

California Giant
03-24-2011, 03:17 AM
Penn/Stevenson is the one of the best.


Here is my personal favorite though. http://www.mma-core.com/videos/_Chris_Lytle_vs_Kyle_Bradley_UFC_81?vid=10000991

I could watch Lytle vs Bradley all day everyday. I bought Fight Night Champion and made a boxer named Chris Lights Out Little(Lytle isnt one of the preset last names) today.