Strikeforce Challengers! 6-19-09

[gumby]

Yeah, Boiiiiii!


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[Kimo Therabones]

is it on now?

[gumby]

12 minutes!! ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!

[Kimo Therabones]

nvm dont start til 10

[Kimo Therabones]

settle down gumby

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Stream plzkthx. I am not at my house and would sure appriciate it.

[gumby]

I'm probably gonna watch it on JTV

[gumby]

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[Kimo Therabones]

I'm probably gonna watch it on JTV

me too, let me know when u find a good one im assuming mma-tv's but i saw one setup just for tonight on there already

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I think you botched the embed code. Then again, this computer isn't top flight.

[gumby]

op

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

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[gumby]

I think you botched the embed code. Then again, this computer isn't top flight.

its working pora me

[gumby]

I made it bigger in the OP

[Kimo Therabones]

thanks for the op update gumby. reps

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

But now this computer has no sound. Fan fucking tastic.

[gumby]

But now this computer has no sound. Fan fucking tastic.

nooo!!!!

[ArtardFiesta]

Stream plzkthx. I am not at my house and would sure appriciate it.

sopcast mma-tv

[gumby]

You don't have to worry about JTV getting shut down when its showtime.

[gumby]

Thats gonna bite me in the ass

[gumby]

if JTV does go out, I'll just fire up TVU.

[CensoredToezFlava]

My HD channel is glitching out. Stuck with STV. I am getting rid of Time Warner asap. Poor quality and yanking HDNet. Fuck them.

[Kimo Therabones]

Preliminary Bouts:

-Dennis Hallman def. Justin Davis by Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 0:20, R1
-Brian Caraway def. Alex Zuniga by Unanimous Decision, R3
-Lyle Beerbohm def. Duane Ludwig by Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 4:27, R1
-Landon Showalter def. George Stork by Unanimous Decision, R3
-Len Bentley def. Marques Daniels by Unanimous Decision, R3
-Steve Hadsel def. Taylor Roberts by TKO (Strikes) at 0:17, R1

[Kimo Therabones]

i think i got them all besides bang so far

[CensoredToezFlava]

Kennedy-Thompson is an interesting fight. Didn't even know about it.

[Kimo Therabones]

nailed hallman for sure

[gumby]

i think i got them all besides bang so far

They might try and sneak some of those in if there is time left

[ArtardFiesta]

school yard chokes

[Elk Penis]

winamp link same as always:

http://emmatv.sytes.net:9100/listen.pls

[Kimo Therabones]

They might try and sneak some of those in if there is time left

sorry even i didnt think posting spoilers in the spoiler thread was illegal

[gumby]

sorry even i didnt think posting spoilers in the spoiler thread was illegal

its not. I did that for my own volition.

[Kimo Therabones]

i have no idea who either of these guys are

[gumby]

noob!

[Kimo Therabones]

tall as fuck

[Kimo Therabones]

tuf noob bitch

[gumby]

Rockhold is gonna kill this guy

[Kimo Therabones]

that was easy

[CensoredToezFlava]

Damn. PwnT

[Elk Penis]

Early stoppage IMO.

[gumby]

wow, hasn't even started for me. :(

[ArtardFiesta]

done

[CensoredToezFlava]

Glad to see it. Let Riggs get revenge over that fag too.

[ArtardFiesta]

that was impressive

[gumby]

Rockhold is gonna kill this guy

pwnt

[Kimo Therabones]

i wonder how one gets the nickname crazy he looks like a normal and there was nothing crazy about him in the ufc 99 countdown

[Elk Penis]

Where was that ref in the last few UFCs? They could have used him.

[Kimo Therabones]

wow, hasn't even started for me. :(

use the emmatv one thats what im watching

[gumby]

I'm using the one in the op. Posting in another tab

[ArtardFiesta]

who was that guy again?

[Kimo Therabones]

cory duvella or something

[gumby]

who was that guy again?

You guys have never heard of Rockhold?

[ArtardFiesta]

cowboy karate, what kind of shit is that?

[Kimo Therabones]

i have not, i can keep track of every middling fighter

[gumby]

Cowboy Kay-Rah-Tay!

[gumby]

i have not, i can keep track of every middling fighter

impressive

[ArtardFiesta]

You guys have never heard of Rockhold?

Im sure ive seen him fight before but the name doesnt ring a bell

[Kimo Therabones]

i bet that boxing doesnt do well going head to head with ufc 100

[gumby]

I read MMA Weekly every day on my phone while on my way to work. I've read a few articles about him.

[Kimo Therabones]

bayzler by choke early

[Elk Penis]

Training with Barnett has made her nerdy.

[Elk Penis]

bayzler by choke early

I think Sarah Conner is gonna take this terminator style.

[Kimo Therabones]

i always hope a titty pops out during these fights

[CensoredToezFlava]

Which would you rather fuck?

[ArtardFiesta]

card tricks ftw

[Elk Penis]

i always hope a titty pops out during these fights

Or a clit.

[gumby]

I wanna bown ha

[ArtardFiesta]

haha shes got a guitar with her

[gumby]

Which would you rather fuck?

Baszlyer. She is my type of vagina.

[Elk Penis]

Which would you rather fuck?

Baszler's more flexible, but Kaufman can take a beating, so IMHO it's about even.

[gumby]

haha shes got a guitar with her

she did last time too

[gumby]

lol @ superwoman punch

[CensoredToezFlava]

Bazler isn't terrible but has a busted grill. Kaufman scares me.

[Kimo Therabones]

Which would you rather fuck?

which ever one the chloroform effects first

[gumby]

They need to change it to SuperPerson punch

[gumby]

/ gender bias

[Elk Penis]

Kaufman throws punches in bunches. Watch she's gonna throw like 15 head strikes at once without stopping. She does that shit all the time.

[gumby]

Kaufman throws punches in bunches. Watch she's gonna throw like 15 head strikes at once without stopping. She does that shit all the time.

Basyler loves it when guys chase her

[Elk Penis]

Kaufman needs a tan. Her legs glow in the dark.

[Kimo Therabones]

oh shit bitch has a good sprawl i just assumed grappler vs. striker was always the grapplers advantage in womens mma

[Kimo Therabones]

hell it took like 6 years of wrestlers dominating before someone got a good sprawl

[gumby]

hell it took like 6 years of wrestlers dominating before someone got a good sprawl

just like jew jitsu

[CensoredToezFlava]

Miesha Tate booty
http://www.fightlinker.com/pics/mieshatate10.jpg

[Elk Penis]

Kaufman is a tough glow-in-the-dark bitch.

[ArtardFiesta]

to bad the major transition from rubber guard to mount isnt as easy as it is in the game

[Kimo Therabones]

10-9 basler IMO

[gumby]

Miesha Tate booty
http://www.fightlinker.com/pics/mieshatate10.jpg

thats why I ordered a subscription to fight magazine

[ArtardFiesta]

bazler shouldnt be standing

[CensoredToezFlava]

Basler's mouth is open. Not good.

[ArtardFiesta]

shes gonna get KTFO if she keeps standing

[ArtardFiesta]

her little girl lungs cant handle the 5 minute rounds

[Kimo Therabones]

i would lol if there was a one punch ko

[Elk Penis]

There's the glowstick I know - throwing 10 punches in a row at the end of the round. One round each, and Baszler looks gassed.

[gumby]

josh better straightin that bitch out

[CensoredToezFlava]

Kaufman is a fucking man.

[ArtardFiesta]

Kaufman is a fucking man.

no, cyborg is a man

[gumby]

dude, she is getting raked

[ArtardFiesta]

shes shot

[CensoredToezFlava]

no, cyborg is a man

Kaufman has at least one ball too though.

[Elk Penis]

Dammit - I thought glow-in-the-dark would get the KO.

[gumby]

Dammit - I thought glow-in-the-dark would get the KO.

close

[Kimo Therabones]

kaufman is the gsp of the 135 lb division

[Elk Penis]

Kaufman's footwork is better than most male MMA fighters.

[gumby]

Saul Goode. I still love her

[CensoredToezFlava]

Her smile is more threatening than her punches.

[Kimo Therabones]

her bf is gonna jerk her clit after the fight

[ArtardFiesta]

that bitch looks like ET

[gumby]

damn, her face got swoll

[gumby]

Perfect 10. I see what you did there.
















:shrug:

[gumby]

Anyone wanna bet Jorge doesn't take it to the ground?

[CensoredToezFlava]

LOL. I just bet Jorge loses.

[CensoredToezFlava]

Username bet anyone?

[ArtardFiesta]

lol, barnett gonna get merked

[gumby]

Anyone wanna bet Jorge doesn't take it to the ground?

LOL. I just bet Jorge loses.

Username bet anyone?

not me

[ArtardFiesta]

thats fucked up

[Elk Penis]

Anyone wanna bet Jorge doesn't take it to the ground?

He's the first person to ever catch Sherk/Gurgel disease. He's the alpha-patient.

[gumby]

thats fucked up

nah, you've never met his mom.

[Kimo Therabones]

this will be a ground war if jurgel has anything to say about it :sarcasm:

[Kimo Therabones]

huehn was on bully beatdown

[Kimo Therabones]

he fucking ruined the guy on the show

[gumby]

Why does Jorge Gurgel look like Chris Gaines?

http://tamethebear.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gaines.jpg

[snipe]

dude is there a fight on? what am i missing?

[Elk Penis]

They oughta put Mercer on Bully Beatdown. It would be embarrassing to get beat up by a 50 year old.

[snipe]

im fucking sitting here with my thumb up my ass and everyones in this thread whats going on here

[Elk Penis]

dude is there a fight on? what am i missing?

On Showtime or http://emmatv.sytes.net:9100/listen.pls

[gumby]

dude is there a fight on? what am i missing?

Embedded in the OP

[snipe]

is this live?

[ArtardFiesta]

nah, you've never met his mom.

i havent but still, come on

[Elk Penis]

im fucking sitting here with my thumb up my ass and everyones in this thread whats going on here

Well at least you were pleasing yourself.

[CensoredToezFlava]

Gurgel probably smells like Aqua Velva and semen.

[gumby]

is this live?

yes, check the OP

[Elk Penis]

I hate that emo haircut on Gurgel.

[snipe]

fuckin a i thought i was gonna sit here all alone tonight. how long has this been on?

[Kimo Therabones]

http://www.justin.tv/emmatv8

for those who dont use winamp or bother to read the ops'

[gumby]

Why does Jorge Gurgel look like Chris Gaines?

http://tamethebear.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gaines.jpg

dude, serious!

[gumby]

http://www.justin.tv/emmatv8

for those who dont use winamp or bother to read the ops'

haha

[CensoredToezFlava]

fuckin a i thought i was gonna sit here all alone tonight. how long has this been on?

an hour

[Elk Penis]

Gurgel probably smells like Aqua Velva and semen.

I was thinking he smells like Rich Franklin and Axe body spray.

[Kimo Therabones]

lol gurgel plans on standing, as if thats something new

[snipe]

this is wonderful im going to have to rep everyone here. whats the main event?

[Kimo Therabones]

gurgel should fight at 145 imo

[snipe]

http://www.justin.tv/emmatv8

for those who dont use winamp or bother to read the ops'

hey hey now slow your roll pal. i was getting to that

[CensoredToezFlava]

I was thinking he smells like Rich Franklin and Axe body spray.

Also a good possibility.

[Kimo Therabones]

this is wonderful im going to have to rep everyone here. whats the main event?

cyborg vs villasenor

[American Pretzel]

fuck you gurgel

[CensoredToezFlava]

Heun sucks shit if Gurgel beats him

[Elk Penis]

Sherk/Gurgel disease. There may never be a cure.

[Kimo Therabones]

watch gurgel fade for the next 2 rounds

[CensoredToezFlava]

Gurgel should be a ring girl, not a fighter.

[Kimo Therabones]

almost had a couple frye/takayama moments there

[American Pretzel]

gurgel > ferdro

[Kimo Therabones]

this fight is nuts

[snipe]

this is a fucking good fight

[Elk Penis]

Sloppy fight is sloppy.

Gurgel's up two rounds, though.

[CensoredToezFlava]

Great fight.

[Elk Penis]

Gurgel is fighting like Wand, but without the power. Like Wand fighting with balloons on his hands.

[American Pretzel]

so elusive is gurgel....

[American Pretzel]

:goldie:

[CensoredToezFlava]

Is Showtime still enforcing the limited ground time?

[snipe]

i cant believe this shit is in kent. if i had known about this id be there right now

[Kimo Therabones]

im gonna laugh if gurgel gets screwed by a split

[Elk Penis]

Gurgel UD.

[Elk Penis]

Gurgel's a lover and a fighter.

[CensoredToezFlava]

i cant believe this shit is in kent. if i had known about this id be there right now

Want a Max Moon av?

http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/maxmoon.jpg

[Elk Penis]

Gurgel's a lover and a fighter.

Oh, I'm sorry.....a lover and a brawler.

[Elk Penis]

That fight was sloppier than a woman's pussy after a creampie gangbang.

[American Pretzel]

keep the punking out in the bedroom gurgel

[Elk Penis]

Connor's interview goes down Whitney Houston style:

I believe that children are the future......

[Kimo Therabones]

20 bucks says santos doesnt pass the drug screen

[Elk Penis]

I found a copy of Huen's post fight interview on youtube already:

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[Kimo Therabones]

wigs not here no need to break out the bad humor

[American Pretzel]

"Amish" Nick Thompson

[Elk Penis]

LOL - Nick Thompson is really starting to believe he is a goat. I hope he comes out in that black sheep costume Chappelle wore.

[snipe]

im going for the army special forces sniper on principal alone

[Elk Penis]

wigs not here no need to break out the bad humor

LOL - there's always reason.

[Kimo Therabones]

this should be a good one

[Kimo Therabones]

nick "neckbeard" thompson

[Elk Penis]

Fuck, I forgot the Goat is moving up in weight for this fight....shouldn't have parlayed on him.

[snipe]

ah fuck nick thompson came out with my boy barnett. im torn

[Kimo Therabones]

Fuck, I forgot the Goat is moving up in weight for this fight....shouldn't have parlayed on him.

i was gonna say he looks a little softer than normal

[Elk Penis]

Well rd 1 to Kennedy obviously.

[Kimo Therabones]

ok now lets try to do something with superior position

[Elk Penis]

ok now lets try to do something with superior position

He superior positioned the shit out of him.

[American Pretzel]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/jdiggity3294/ththisisfunny.gif

[Elk Penis]

Harvey Goatman, Attorney at Law.

[Elk Penis]

185 is not a good weight for him.

[Kimo Therabones]

well that was an odd ending

[Elk Penis]

LOL - nice reffing tonight.

[American Pretzel]

fuck that goat son

[Elk Penis]

The refs tonight are like WWE refs.

[snipe]

you tapped out and then bitch about it. go fuck yourself

[Kimo Therabones]

b-level fighters=b-level refs

[American Pretzel]

:cumbeard:

[Kimo Therabones]

main event time?

[Kimo Therabones]

:cumbeard:

lol looks just like thompson

[snipe]

they didn't promote this fight whatsoever in washington

[snipe]

this event*

[Elk Penis]

These two guys usually put on a good fight.

[CensoredToezFlava]

What is wrong with his right cheek?

[ArtardFiesta]

What is wrong with his right cheek?

aids

[snipe]

i hope cyborg dies tonight. what an ugly faggot

[Elk Penis]

What is wrong with his right cheek?

Maybe Cris Cyborg's been gnawing on it.

[Buckner1986]

Why the fuck is this on so late?

[Buckner1986]

Did Gurgel win?

[Kimo Therabones]

cock smoking joe

[Elk Penis]

i hope cyborg dies tonight. what an ugly faggot

No way, they're a hot couple. The baby's gonna be beautiful.

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20090614020246_IMG_1613.JPG

[Kimo Therabones]

Did Gurgel win?

yes UD a total ground war

[Elk Penis]

Scariest couple on the swingers' scene - for real.

[snipe]

cyborg looks alot like brandon vera in that picture. another reason i hope he dies

[Kimo Therabones]

cyborg fucks your wife then cris cyborg fucks your ass

[Elk Penis]

cyborg looks alot like brandon vera in that picture. another reason i hope he dies

Wait a minute - which one looks like Vera?

[American Pretzel]

smokin deb

[Elk Penis]

Doesn't Villasenor in spanish translate to Man-House?

[Kimo Therabones]

Doesn't Villasenor in spanish translate to Man-House?

idk but he was a poster on sherdog want me to shoot him a pm?

[CensoredToezFlava]

Lemme see your tongue ring.

[snipe]

damn washington fans are boring as fuck. we sound like japanese right now

[Kimo Therabones]

jakc of all trades, master of none

[Elk Penis]

damn washington fans are boring as fuck. we sound like japanese right now

I heard that you're hung like them, too.

[Kimo Therabones]

bad refereeing will affect the outcome of this fight mark my words

[American Pretzel]

fisting fireworks

[Buckner1986]

bad refereeing will affect the outcome of this fight mark my words

:sherlock:

[CensoredToezFlava]

WTF is up with Joey's fag bangs?

[American Pretzel]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[snipe]

cyborg quickly feeling the steroid gas effect

[Elk Penis]

rd 1 to man house

[Buckner1986]

I keep on thinking Villasenior is cut because of his gay hair hanging everywhere.

[Kimo Therabones]

wow i thought cyborg would come out like a wild man, i hope he loses this round so he has no choice but to go for broke in the third

[Elk Penis]

WTF is up with Joey's fag bangs?

LOL when I first saw it, I thought it was blood from a cut.

[snipe]

I keep on thinking Villasenior is cut because of his gay hair hanging everywhere.

lol me too

[Elk Penis]

Yeah....great job microphone....picking up those sounds and shit.

[American Pretzel]

heeeeeeeyyyy

[snipe]

HEAD KICK GOD DAMNIT!

[Elk Penis]

Wow - good round.

[Kimo Therabones]

id say its 1-1

[Elk Penis]

That's the first time I heard somebody congratulate the microphone.

[Buckner1986]

Rounds are even, IMO.

[Kimo Therabones]

cyborg is looking a little tired IMO

[snipe]

lol cyborg looks like a piece of shit as usual

[snipe]

come on beaner drop this mother fucker

[Elk Penis]

Manhouse closed the deal in that last 2:50. 29-28 Manhouse UD.

[snipe]

beaner won imo

[Elk Penis]

Don't know why Cyborg stopped kicking the lead leg. Joe took him down because his leg was shot for a minute or two. When he got back up, it was okay, but he should have kept working it.

[Elk Penis]

Never would have thought this one would have went the distance. Miracles do happen Jimmy V.

[Elk Penis]

What is he holding - a dildo?

[snipe]

joe rogan does such a great interview. this is just terrible

[Kimo Therabones]

why the fuck was he on the shelf for a year? if strikeforce has any depth its in middleweight

[Buckner1986]

Villasenior has enough doughy middle to drop to 170, IMO.

[Elk Penis]

The first sign of Sherk/Gurgel disease is denial.

[Buckner1986]

Strikeforce doesn't care what the divisions look like. They just want to put on good fights.

[Elk Penis]

Strikeforce doesn't care what the divisions look like. They just want to put on good fights.

It's like they don't even have divisions sometimes. Everybody moves up and down in weight except for Cung Le, who fights once per year.