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BEER-RUN
06-09-2008, 03:08 PM
This Thursday here are my top 10 possible announcements by Dana that will never happen.

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/Beratapp/DanaWhite.jpg


1- Dana announces boxing match w/ Jenna Jamison
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/403202950_3cad7d49e8.jpg

2-He has proof Evidence EliteXc paid off ref with kimbo's reality king connections to keep him undefeated.
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll261/4THE_LAST_CALL/MMA/HW/KIMBO%20SLICE/12.jpg

3-UFC will hold a PPV in a 3rd world country like West Virgina someday soon.

4-Fedor's visa is in fact expired and he's informed the proper authorities

5-Dana will be a contestant next season's celebrity apprentice.

BEER-RUN
06-09-2008, 03:08 PM
6-UFC will be supporting John McCain in his run for President.

7-Next season's coaches for TUF will be Joe Rogan and Mike Golberg.
http://www.lizardmaster.com/UserFiles/Image/ufc/joeroganseyeroll.JPG

8- Mention that Alves 4 extra pounds at the weigh in was actually done intentionally as a sign of support for Gina Carano and woman fighters everywhere.
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc65/rpnp/1carano201.gifhttp://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa189/xfirstbloodfightx/82213_ieajquovij_vlarge.jpg
*used an an excuse to post a Gina Picture, or two...

9-He has seen the Matt Walsh Patriot practice tapes, and was not impressed.

10- To announce Kalib Starnes will be running w/ the Canadian Olympic team this August.


have fun w/ it, add some others....yes, I'm fucking board.

Decommissioner
06-09-2008, 03:22 PM
I liked #3.

I'm gonna say something anti-climactic like Spike signing a deal to do another 10 seasons of TUF regardless of ratings.

BEER-RUN
06-09-2008, 05:30 PM
I liked #3.

I'm gonna say something anti-climactic like Spike signing a deal to do another 10 seasons of TUF regardless of ratings.

possible

Bang Bang
06-09-2008, 05:33 PM
Im goin with jennas hole being the box and tito to fight inside it

mr_metoo
06-09-2008, 06:30 PM
Im gonna go with


Dana has video evidence that Tito was actually the 219th UFC fighter to fuck Jenna Jameson and the next season of TUF will air on the SPICE channell with the footage.

ArtardFiesta
06-09-2008, 06:34 PM
where is this announcement going to be made at?

gumby
06-09-2008, 06:36 PM
In an attempt to gain mainstream notoriety and shake the barbarian image, Dana signs Team Miletich and Team Jackson to compete on a UFC version on Family Feud.

super hot
06-09-2008, 06:37 PM
Dana is going to announce that he is getting married to Chuck Liddell now that gay marriage is legal in California

BEER-RUN
06-09-2008, 07:35 PM
Dana is going to announce that he is getting married to Chuck Liddell now that gay marriage is legal in California

No, that would make them both gay, silly

Bobby Curls
06-10-2008, 08:13 AM
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/Beratapp/DanaWhite.jpg






He looks like a real fighter!

super hot
06-10-2008, 11:52 AM
http://mmajunkie.com/news/4538/dana-white-on-cnbc-today-big-news-finally-revealed.mma

It's going to be a deal with the WWE. Chuck Liddell vs Bautista in a steel cage match.

ArtardFiesta
06-10-2008, 12:46 PM
Liddel vs. Anderson would be a nice fight, but thats definitely no major announcement

California Giant
06-10-2008, 02:05 PM
Dana is announcing that they are opening a 145 weight class and the first 4 fighters signed are pulver, faber, yamamoto, and floyd mayweather

AMERICAN BONES
06-10-2008, 02:18 PM
lol LC that would be sick, floyd would be much better off at 135 though if he were to try mma, but ufc is where the money is so he would do what he has to

Drake
06-10-2008, 04:22 PM
Dana is announcing that they are opening a 145 weight class and the first 4 fighters signed are pulver, faber, yamamoto, and floyd mayweather

O'rly!?!

The US needs Kid!!

Nutstache
06-11-2008, 03:53 PM
make it happen, dana.

Bang Bang
06-11-2008, 04:34 PM
its not tv, its HBO

The Korean
06-12-2008, 12:22 AM
The Fertittas have bought Japan.

Bang Bang
06-12-2008, 12:44 AM
joe rogan will fight kimbo

gumby
06-13-2008, 12:54 AM
And there was no announcement. Dana is horrible at scheduling.

super hot
06-13-2008, 12:58 AM
Fuck Dana White

Drake
06-13-2008, 10:38 AM
Fuck Dana White

qft

Bang Bang
06-13-2008, 04:08 PM
what announcement did we win

HHJ
06-13-2008, 04:09 PM
there will be a ppv tommorow in outer mongolia,and it wont be on spike it will be on ppv headlined by eddie sanchez vs jake o brien

Bang Bang
06-13-2008, 04:14 PM
danm why do we lose?

SatNav
06-13-2008, 04:22 PM
I read over at Kvol that they delayed the announcement till next thuseday.

I wonder what it is

Bang Bang
06-13-2008, 04:27 PM
thats gay

ArtardFiesta
06-13-2008, 04:41 PM
so they never made any announcement? WTF?

HHJ
06-13-2008, 05:13 PM
dana is fucking up the game

SatNav
06-13-2008, 06:44 PM
so they never made any announcement? WTF?

They are pushing it till next thuseday, if the rumors are true

SexeCute
06-14-2008, 12:53 AM
Dana said he was never going to announce anything to the public. So he basically denied a bunch of rumors about what the announcement would be (without ever denying a public announcement).

Dana White is a fucking idiot.

Bang Bang
06-14-2008, 05:54 PM
it was toys

BEER-RUN
06-17-2008, 04:45 PM
it was toys

toying w/ us more like it.

Bang Bang
06-17-2008, 05:39 PM
well d@na can fuck himself with a tito ortiz dildo booblehead

kakashi
06-17-2008, 05:57 PM
no it was NY legalizing mma but he failed

HHJ
06-17-2008, 06:31 PM
no it was NY legalizing mma but he failed

goddammit!

ArtardFiesta
06-17-2008, 07:30 PM
no it was NY legalizing mma but he failed

yea i heard that it was turned down by NYS which is fucking retarded. I cant wait till they have an event at MSG but unfortunately its not gonna happen anytime soon

ArtardFiesta
06-18-2008, 03:21 PM
heres the big announcement, pretty fucking lame

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news;_ylt=AuSmFv_yAPbOD5oC1SQ2oMc5nYcB?slug=ki-ufcplans061708&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

gumby
06-18-2008, 03:34 PM
Yeah, who cares?

Bang Bang
06-18-2008, 06:48 PM
FAIL


casinos will always bring money




d@na will eventually shit up the ufc