Strikeforce: Carano VS Cyborg Discussion

[Holic]

Let's do this like Brutus.

[h00ch]

paging RFD paging RFD

[Elk Penis]

paging RFD paging RFD

You rang?

[American Pretzel]

i got a hard on the size of a whiskey bottle

[CivilServant]

no spoilers, please

[Elk Penis]

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

non-winamp:
http://freeppv.tv/Live-Stream.php

[Holic]

God she comes to the event wearing lip gloss more than just a pretty face my ass

[Holic]

no spoilers, please

you do see what forum this is right?

[Elk Penis]

http://emmatv.sytes.net:9699/listen.pls

[h00ch]

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

non-winamp:
http://freeppv.tv/Live-Stream.php

my nigga

[Elk Penis]

I am so looking forward to what bad puns Mauro has been saving for this one. It's my favorite part of the show.

[snipe]

:flush:

[Holic]

I am so looking forward to what bad puns Mauro has been saving for this one. It's my favorite part of the show.

He looks like he's getting older. Pudgier cheeks, smaller mustache

[snipe]

http://www.turkishforums.net/TCM/image.php?u=88&dateline=1250182481

[Elk Penis]

Oh shit - Shamrock did a pokemans face!

[American Pretzel]

vlc?

[Elk Penis]

http://images.absoluteanime.com/pokemon/brock.jpg

[Holic]

nice

[h00ch]

cyborg is basically wanderlei with a period.

[CivilServant]

cyborg is basically wanderlei with a period.

and that is why she's my pick (that and she's one scary mofo)

[snipe]

im picking against all the brazilians except babalu

[American Pretzel]

its werking

[Holic]

im picking against all the brazilians except babalu

not necessarily a bad approach to any event

[Holic]

Style: BJJ VS STRIKING

lolz

[Ryno]

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

non-winamp:
http://freeppv.tv/Live-Stream.php
Nice!

Thanks bud.

[Elk Penis]

cyborg is basically wanderlei with a period.

Carano's about to get her red wings.

[snipe]

mayhaps i will indulge in an ice cold adult beverage

[American Pretzel]

war jimmy lennon jr

[snipe]

get this friday night fights can ass announcer out of my fucking ring

[Elk Penis]

mayhaps i will indulge in an ice cold adult beverage

Perhaps a cask of amontillado?

[snipe]

CANBRICIO WERDUUUUUUM

[Holic]

what is yuji shimada doing in san jose?!?!

[Elk Penis]

That ref is tiny.

[Elk Penis]

That ref is tiny.

I thought small joint manipulation was disallowed.

[Holic]

i thought i saw yuji in the background and i was like nooooooooo until they announced it

[snipe]

mike kyle needs to get cut

[Holic]

lol @ almost tapping werdum

[___]

Werdum scared me for a sec.

[Elk Penis]

I'll be doing small joint manipulation during the main event.

[h00ch]

like big nog vs sylvia.

pwnt

[American Pretzel]

lol nice fence jump you cock

[___]

im picking against all the brazilians except babalu

War Babalu

[snipe]

ok shut the fuck up and get to the next fight

[h00ch]

warrrr

[American Pretzel]

whats next

[___]

Pinche Yuji

[American Pretzel]

bobby lashley would own these fags

[Ryno]

I'll be doing small joint manipulation during the main event.:roflnut:

[Elk Penis]

All I need is one takedown.

[Holic]

i lofe amerrrreeka

such cheap heat

:cheers:

[Elk Penis]

Why the hell was Werdum living with Kyle in Croatia?

Sounds like a bad movie.

[snipe]

this interview is painful

[Holic]

Why the hell was Werdum living with Kyle in Croatia?

Sounds like a bad movie.

crocops training camp. they'll do anything to get that fucker on the winning end again

[Holic]

Gina what was the hardest part of getting ready for this fight?

MAKING FUCKING WEIGHT JESUS CHRIST I'M BLEEDING LIKE STUFFED PIG GIVE ME SOME FOOD YOU SKANK

[snipe]

i wanna see one of these bitches get knocked out fucking cold

[Elk Penis]

:roflnut:

There might be some hair-pulling and fish-hooking going on, too.

[American Pretzel]

handy

[snipe]

i dont wanna see no 5 round war one of these bitches has to get dropped

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

nailed the werdum fight, picked hieron by tko

[Ryno]

the hay is in the barn

[Elk Penis]

Randy gets divorced right around the time Carano joins his camp....how convenient.

[Holic]

R5

[Holic]

forward that to shotv please

[Elk Penis]

He wanted to be with a woman that can actually fight.

[Ryno]

There might be some hair-pulling and fish-hooking going on, too.:lmao:

[snipe]

gilbert isnt brazilian is he? i dont wanna pick a jap can but if hes brazilian im picking against him

[Holic]

he's a beaner

[Elk Penis]

gilbert isnt brazilian is he? i dont wanna pick a jap can but if hes brazilian im picking against him

No, he was born in East L.A.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

gilbert isnt brazilian is he? i dont wanna pick a jap can but if hes brazilian im picking against him

jesus christ

[AMERICAN BONES]

Werdum would tap fedor so fast it's not even funny

[snipe]

fuck it im picking jap can because that faggot looks brazilian

[Holic]

Werdum would tap fedor so fast it's not even funny

:neutral:

[Holic]

fuck it im picking jap can because that faggot looks brazilian

reps but not really

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

i have gilbert by tko

[___]

WAR ISHIDA

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

fuck it im picking jap can because that faggot looks brazilian

:facepalm:

[Ryno]

i now know what a clinch knee is.

[babyboneswordsman]

gina is gonna lose for teh lulz watch

[Elk Penis]

The clinch knee?

[snipe]

frank shamrock needs to fuck off immediately

[Holic]

i now know what a clinch knee is.

call me kooky but i don't think thats actually what ishida needs to do to win the fight

[babyboneswordsman]

fedor not even on this card and his nuthuggers already out on full force

[___]

lol @ the key being the clinch

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

damn, i hope melendez finishes him early, or this will be a boring ass fight

[snipe]

call me kooky but i don't think thats actually what ishida needs to do to win the fight

lol no shit they mustve just had that lame ass graphic laying around and they didnt know what ishida was good at so they just threw that shit in

[Ryno]

The clinch knee?
You didnt see the very informative tutorial?

[Holic]

"He called me a dick"

WAR JAKE SHIELDS

[Elk Penis]

The triangle choke....bullshit. The key to Melendez winning is takedown defense.

[American Pretzel]

fuck franks giving away their stratagies what a douche

[snipe]

lets go ishida

[Elk Penis]

You didnt see the very informative tutorial?

Hell yeah. I know it all now.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

ishida's a midget

[snipe]

oh shit herb dean is baked

[Holic]

USA! USA! USA!

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

come on melendez

gracie jj fighter ftw

[___]

The triangle choke....bullshit. The key to Melendez winning is takedown defense.

I'm honestly getting angry.

[American Pretzel]

my xbox360 sounds like a lawn mower whats up with that

[snipe]

lol that was a badass introduction celebration

[Holic]

oh shit herb dean is baked

Nick Diaz showed up after all!!!! :cheers:

[Elk Penis]

The fans are gonna boo their ass off this fight when Ishida lays on Melendez the whole fight.

[American Pretzel]

herb dean and houston alexander got blunted before the show

[Elk Penis]

Nick Diaz showed up after all!!!! :cheers:

ROFL

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

The fans are gonna boo their ass off this fight when Ishida lays on Melendez the whole fight.

god i hope not

[Holic]

booo!! BOOOOOO!!!

[Holic]

ishidas corner sounds like the 5th circle of hell

booooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[American Pretzel]

hes mindfull of the Keys to victory

[Holic]

There's ads around the ring for a game that won't be out until 2010...

[American Pretzel]

hes blinking

[snipe]

this black announcer dude is fucking annoying

[Holic]

hes blinking

its all over

[American Pretzel]

shit comon yellow

[American Pretzel]

lol zomg

[Holic]

Ishida needs a new gameplan

[Elk Penis]

hes blinking

That always happens when you hit somebody in the nose apparently....they blink.

[Holic]

something that involves throwing an occasional punch or something

[Elk Penis]

Goddamn....Herschel's sweating his ass off.

[___]

Common Ishida

[Elk Penis]

Herschel took down the whole Minnesota Vikings. What else does he need to prove?

[Forklift]

"It is a hammer and he's going to drop it!'

[American Pretzel]

hope Dan Quinn is in the ea mma game

[American Pretzel]

slippery beaner

[Ryno]

Bitter beer face. hahaha

[Holic]

god fucking throw a punch!!!

[snipe]

i hate both of these guys

[American Pretzel]

stand up

[Holic]

melendez is gonna finish this

[___]

Fuck

[Forklift]

Melendez shouldn't follow Ishida to the ground.

[American Pretzel]

ishida is tough

[Ryno]

Nice body shots.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

mishida is a definition of a one dimensional fighter, learn to throw a fucking punch

[American Pretzel]

whos next?

[Holic]

arlovski is in the audience

still looks a bit wobbly from the fedor fight

[American Pretzel]

he probably hasnt shit right since frado busted out his asshole

[Holic]

arlovski is in the audience

Fuck I just realized what this means

[American Pretzel]

illegal headbutt

[American Pretzel]

arlovski vs ricco make it happen

[Holic]

haha melendez can't secure a choke

[American Pretzel]

booooooooooo

[Forklift]

Okay, so maybe it was a good idea to follow Ishida to the ground.

[Elk Penis]

Fuck I just realized what this means

It means he got a free ticket.

[American Pretzel]

i hate gilbert

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

great performance for the gil, it's time for him to get his belt back

[American Pretzel]

he won with that headbutt

[___]

I want Gilbert to fight Penn now.

[Ryno]

i hate gilbert

*mexicans

[Elk Penis]

great performance for the gil, it's time for him to get his belt back

"The gil" ????

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

I want Gilbert to fight Penn now.

can't ever pick against a gracie jj fighter, brah

[American Pretzel]

i never met a mexican i didnt like

[snipe]

urijah faber would kill melendez

[Tupac Shakira]

I want Gilbert to fight Penn now.

qft

[CivilServant]

DeB loves all peoples.
except midgets

[Holic]

It means he got a free ticket.

pretty much

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

"The gil" ????

yes

[Tupac Shakira]

Pretty good card so far.

[Forklift]

That should put him back in most top ten lists.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

urijah faber would kill melendez

lol, urijah faber is a fucking bitch, i don't know why that faggot has fans, i really don't

[American Pretzel]

"The gil" ????

:veryhappy:

[___]

If Babalu doesn't win I may start breaking shit.

[Tupac Shakira]

104 landed punches, Jesus

[___]

That should put him back in most top ten lists.

Maybe, but he'll never beat a top 5.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

i wanna see gilbert pwn another one dimensional jap in aoki

[Forklift]

Sorry, Wiggles; Bambaloo's getting KO'd.

[snipe]

http://www.matratz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/faber.jpg

[American Pretzel]

5billion vloot on babaloo

[Ryno]

DeB loves all peoples.
except midgets
Midgets are people too.

[___]

Actually, no way he's top ten.

[American Pretzel]

http://www.matratz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/faber.jpg

whooa that chicks hot brah

[Tupac Shakira]

DeB loves all peoples.
except midgets

and Carnies, nomadic-type people, small hands.

[American Pretzel]

smell of cabbage

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Maybe, but he'll never beat a top 5.

don't be stupid, he's the best lw not under contract with ufc

he beats thomson in a rematch

[Elk Penis]

If Babalu doesn't win I may start breaking shit.

Take pics when you do.

[Forklift]

Actually, no way he's top ten.

You don't think so?

It seems to me that this win places him between 8 and 10.

[snipe]

get this fucking faggot out of the ring already

[snipe]

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

[___]

http://www.matratz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/faber.jpg

Reps

[Elk Penis]

don't be stupid, he's the best lw not under contract with ufc

he beats thomson in a rematch

He's good, but not as good as Alvarez or JZ.

[American Pretzel]

i bet The Gil smells like tequila and shitty latex

[Ryno]

Her voice is deeper than mine.

[Tupac Shakira]

Was it just me or did Murillo Renallo call Herschel Walker, Jim Brown?

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

there's a lot of racism on these forums, you'd think a fried chicken gobbling nigger like snipe would know a thing or 2 about racial tolerance

[Elk Penis]

Cyborg's voice is four octaves deeper than Anderson Silva's.

[snipe]

i wanna rear end cyborg into a fucking ditch

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

He's good, but not as good as Alvarez or JZ.

alvarez sucks

[American Pretzel]

cyberg wants to rip that girls face off and wear it like a barbie mask

[Forklift]

He's good, but not as good as Alvarez or JZ.

I think Aoki is better, too. Sure he's one dimensional, but that one dimension is pretty damned effective.

[Tupac Shakira]

You don't think so?

It seems to me that this win places him between 8 and 10.

I agree

[Ryno]

Was it just me or did Murillo Renallo call Herschel Walker, Jim Brown?
I heard that too.

[Holic]

alvarez sucks

legit reps

[American Pretzel]

id rear end cyborgs love ditch

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

I think Aoki is better, too. Sure he's one dimensional, but that one dimension is pretty damned effective.

gilbert would knock out that faggot

[Elk Penis]

I think Aoki is better, too. Sure he's one dimensional, but that one dimension is pretty damned effective.

If Aoki has his magic fag pants on, I think he'd take it. If they fought in the USA, where he can't wear that, then I'd give the nod to Melendez.

[___]

You don't think so?

It seems to me that this win places him between 8 and 10.

Penn, Aoki, Alvarez, Maynard, Diego, Florian, Hansen, Sherk, Griffin, Kawajiri, Edgar . . . off the top of my head who have done more.

He got whooped by Thomson

[Holic]

mousasi sounds like a special ed kid

[Ryno]

WAR MOUSASI!

[snipe]

gegard is dead

[snipe]

i hope babalu holds the choke too long

[Elk Penis]

They're pronouncing Gegard like "gay guard," and emphasizing the gay.

[TONY BONES]

IM ROOTING FOR A DOUBLE KO

[Ryno]

Gaygard.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Penn, Aoki, Alvarez, Maynard, Diego, Florian, Hansen, Sherk, Griffin, Kawajiri, Edgar . . . off the top of my head who have done more.

He got whooped by Thomson

how is edgar that behind?

[Elk Penis]

Armbar from side-mount.....are they shitting me? Mousasi wants to keep it standing.

[snipe]

i wonder how spot on franks keys to victory have been tonight

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

don't let the terrorists win, war babalu

[Holic]

i wonder how spot on franks keys to victory have been tonight

well, Ishida didn't use the clinch knee and he lost so I'd say they're spot on

[___]

how is edgar that behind?

Not in order . . .

[AMERICAN BONES]

Was it just me or did Murillo Renallo call Herschel Walker, Jim Brown?

I thought that too but the womens name is Jen brown

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

ishida and guida need to fight to see who has warmer hugs

[TONY BONES]

babloo is meh at best

[snipe]

babalu looks like a man who gets fucking shit faced and starts bar brawls

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

babalu's such a badass

[American Pretzel]

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5731/babalubarnett.gifhttp://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5731/babalubarnett.gifhttp://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5731/babalubarnett.gif

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

babloo is meh at best

your taste in fighters is disgusting

[Tupac Shakira]

BABALUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Elk Penis]

Clinch elbow....they're trolling us now. Babalu needs to stay out of the clinch.

What the fuck are these guys talking about?

[Ryno]

These "Keys to success" are fucking ridiculous.

[___]

Armbar from side-mount.....are they shitting me? Mousasi wants to keep it standing.

I hate a lot of things but few more than Frank right now.

[Forklift]

If Aoki has his magic fag pants on, I think he'd take it. If they fought in the USA, where he can't wear that, then I'd give the nod to Melendez.

Agreed.

[babyboneswordsman]

almost time for gina?

[Holic]

I think Strikeforce is being forced by Showtime to use these graphics

at gunpoint

[snipe]

im picking mousasi via armbar

[Tupac Shakira]

I thought that too but the womens name is Jen brown

Ahh shit.

[babyboneswordsman]

mm adblock

[AMERICAN BONES]

War Mante

[Holic]

almost time for gina?

yeah this events going at lightspeed thanks to Werdum

[American Pretzel]

too stupid for the ufc

[Tupac Shakira]

My mind says Mousasi but my heart says Babalu

[snipe]

who gave gayguard that lame ass nick name thats one of the worst ive ever heard of other than mr cool ice

[Holic]

BABALU :goldie:

[American Pretzel]

he drank a quart of cyborgs menstral discharge to get amped before the fight

[babyboneswordsman]

yeah this events going at lightspeed thanks to Werdum

how many fights away?

[Forklift]

Penn, Aoki, Alvarez, Maynard, Diego, Florian, Hansen, Sherk, Griffin, Kawajiri, Edgar . . . off the top of my head who have done more.

He got whooped by Thomson

There is no shame in losing to Thomson. Maynard's only impressive win has been Edgar, and Edgar's best win was just recently over Sherk.

[Holic]

one

[snipe]

babalus should look to box and gegard needs to really use his jiu jitsu here

[Ryno]

he drank a quart of cyborgs menstral discharge to get amped before the fight:roflnut:

[babyboneswordsman]

thanks

[Holic]

mousasi has that rickson fight stance

[Holic]

JESUS !!!

[Tupac Shakira]

Jesus

[snipe]

nice lets go with the armbar baby

[American Pretzel]

poop

[Holic]

:hendownt::hendownt::hendownt::hendownt::hendownt: :hendownt::hendownt:

[Tupac Shakira]

JESUS !!!

qft

[Ryno]

WOW!

[Elk Penis]

AND THE NAIL!!!!

(and Solid's AV for 2 weeks)

[Forklift]

Sorry, Wiggles.

[snipe]

yikes

[Holic]

Jesus

qft indeed fuck!!

[TONY BONES]

told u babyloo sucked

[monodc]

aahaha