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AMERICAN BONES
06-18-2008, 01:27 PM
http://mmamania.com/

“I told the guys it’s a blood choke, so you don’t have to squeeze hard. So I was just kind of choking him with one arm while he’s standing up. And I told him just tap when you start to feel like you’re going to pass out. Well, he didn’t tap, and at the time I’m going wow, this guy’s pretty tough, I’m surprised he hasn’t tapped yet. He just drops to the floor in the cell. Now I’m standing there with 20 prisoners around and they’re freaking out. This guy’s laying there, snoring like crazy. I’m like ‘it’s all right, it’s all right,’ then I realize they have cameras in here. I’ve just choked this guy out in jail – I could get in trouble for this. I kept telling them, ‘he’s fine, he’s fine,’ and it took this guy a minute to wake up. Finally he woke up and we had a laugh, and luckily I didn’t get in any trouble for it. That was beginning and the ending of my inmate coaching career.”

super hot
06-18-2008, 01:43 PM
lulz, how much time is he doing?

AMERICAN BONES
06-18-2008, 01:50 PM
he just got out i think

AMERICAN BONES
06-18-2008, 01:51 PM
he served 11 days lol

Demon Cobras
06-18-2008, 02:22 PM
Lol blood choke ftw.

gumby
06-18-2008, 02:48 PM
“I don’t want to go out there and compete because I can,” he said. “Right now I want to focusing on making me the best I’ve ever been.”

Will Leben live by this statement or fuck up again?

friggintitsman
06-18-2008, 03:09 PM
Leben isn't the brightest bulb

SatNav
06-18-2008, 04:43 PM
11 days? man Leben is hardcore

SatNav
06-18-2008, 04:43 PM
Why did he go to jail?

gumby
06-18-2008, 04:44 PM
Why did he go to jail?DUI I believe

Bang Bang
06-18-2008, 06:45 PM
leben you are a fuck stick

Bang Bang
06-18-2008, 06:45 PM
but good shit

HHJ
06-18-2008, 07:09 PM
Leben isn't the brightest bulb

wouldnt have it any other way

Piranesi
06-18-2008, 08:50 PM
leben rox

Bobby Curls
06-19-2008, 05:05 AM
That dude's grammar needs work.

Decommissioner
06-19-2008, 10:48 AM
He broke probation/parole? so he could train in Hawaii. Big fucking deal.

Leben is always entertaining.

HHJ
07-09-2010, 07:03 PM
war leben

HHJ
07-09-2010, 07:06 PM
"i had a dream god was talking to me and was smashing my door down,but i woke up and it wasnt god,it was chris leben" - Forrest Griffin

WAR SYNTHOL
07-09-2010, 07:14 PM
http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20091229043823_silva_player.JPG

PJ III
07-09-2010, 07:33 PM
leben what? fuck I thought this thread was about lebron

friggintitsman
07-09-2010, 09:49 PM
:sherlock: