UFC 102 Discussion

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Since when did Leben become a LnP fag?

[Teedoh74]

wanna spit in that niggas eye

[SexeCute]

Leben should be released...He's awful.

[American Pretzel]

dig his fuckin eyes out

[vincent_vega]

Thats it Leben, wear him down and finish him in 3.

[maxthesilent]

another typical lay and pray by leben

[American Pretzel]

big right hand an lebens down

[babyboneswordsman]

UFC 102 :YAWN

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Leben is fucking terrible.

[babyboneswordsman]

wec in san antonio,texas
who's going?!

[American Pretzel]

im glad i didnt buy this shit

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Leben should train with Barnett IMO. Get more roids.

[American Pretzel]

theres those foot stomps joe

[vincent_vega]

TKO foot stomps

[American Pretzel]

smash his guts out

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Kalib Starnes is not impressed.

[Piranesi]

fuck rosholt he has no talent

[American Born Jr]

i hate foot stomps..get rid of those and allow stomps to a downed opp

[American Pretzel]

fuck you leben!!!

[h00ch]

darth choke! rorshaw!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

If leben knew his shit a leglock was there.

[American Pretzel]

punch his ugly face in

[Demon Cobras]

i need a new stream im watching it in french lol

[Piranesi]

20-18 leben

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

20-18 Leben.

[vincent_vega]

Come on Leben, finish him now!

[American Pretzel]

whooa look at this chin http://www.lazydork.com/movies/mask.jpg

[Elk Penis]

rd 1 could be for either guy
rd 2 to Leben

[dolly]

leben needs to turn the crazy on

[American Pretzel]

hes fuckin crazy son

[dolly]

wec in sa would be cool

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Don't touch it please. Thank you.

[American Pretzel]

roscholts crazier than a fuckin shithouse rat

[Piranesi]

i gave round one to leben for the one big punch and because i don't like rosholt and don't have to turn in a legit scorecard

[vincent_vega]

Here comes the LNP.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Mah buddy is going to UFC 103.

[American Pretzel]

snash that fatherless bastard

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Oh dear.

[American Pretzel]

take the hose to him

[Piranesi]

rosholt is SO bad oh my god

[American Pretzel]

lol

[Piranesi]

kayo

[h00ch]

lols

[vincent_vega]

:rofl:!!!

[SexeCute]

Hahaha, go do some fucking state fair MMA shows Chris Leben.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

HOLY SHIT

[American Pretzel]

lol they let chris leben die

[babyboneswordsman]

rofl he's kicking

[maxthesilent]

lame

[Piranesi]

ugh tsub rosholt

fuck fuck fuck

[CensoredToezFlava]

What a can

[Boxhead]

lol

[American Pretzel]

i called it boys what do i win

[California Giant]

I said first round sub. At least there was a sub.

[Elk Penis]

LOL - wow Leben sucks now.

[vincent_vega]

Did not see that coming.

[American Born Jr]

fuck man...letting rocky dennis beat you

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Early stoppage.

[Piranesi]

ugh that would have been so much cooler if he didn't try to tap

[Jester Molester]

I think that we can all agree that gingers are a pox on society and should be sent to internment camps

[babyboneswordsman]

maxtehreemer got pwnt in here

[American Pretzel]

Yves saw him tap and wasnt satisfied hes a sick fucking pervert if you ask me

[h00ch]

lol.

JAKE...(who the fuck is this can again?)

[Boxhead]

wtf buffer

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Yves saw him tap and wasnt satisfied hes a sick fucking pervert if you ask me

Early stoppage IMO.

[Elk Penis]

Did Buffer almost forget his last name?

[CensoredToezFlava]

Can someone please post a good picture for my next av.

[SexeCute]

LOL - wow Leben sucks now.

Now? He's always sucked.

[sHiT_LiCK]

lmfao

he sounded like Jimmy from South Park

[babyboneswordsman]

WAR JAKE

[HOODS]

my stream was just banned can someone help me get a new stream, i was using the one on jihad's profile

[Elk Penis]

Joe said you ain't getting that shit back.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

7-2, 48 points. Not a good night tonight.

[babyboneswordsman]

got vlc?

[Piranesi]

jake loses to any middleweight not named chris leben

[American Pretzel]

melvin "the coke assasin" guillard

[vincent_vega]

I hope at least one of these fights is good.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

my stream was just banned can someone help me get a new stream, i was using the one on jihad's profile

If you have VLC/Winamp, 2nd post in this thread.

[hair loss at 19]

Leben KO 1

where was the KO? did I miss it?

[Boxhead]

guillard is still in the ufc wtf

[American Pretzel]

toughest guy at the bbq

[HOODS]

got vlc?

yeah i have a vlc player

[Piranesi]

the toughest man at the barbecue?

[American Pretzel]

what aboot the fuckin octagon

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Mike Wessel is going to shock people on TUF. Ya'll heard it here first.

[babyboneswordsman]

yeah i have a vlc player

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

[American Pretzel]

he must not be in the ufc

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I'm going to UFC 104. :cheers:

[American Pretzel]

quit braggin

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I think Duffie is going to win..

[babyboneswordsman]

two cans up next

[Piranesi]

damnit i dont want to see this shit i like tim hague

but todd duffee is fucking built

[vincent_vega]

Duffee is a fucking beast.

[American Pretzel]

another bloody murder

[Elk Penis]

Both these guys are fucking huge.

[American Pretzel]

fuck i bet on this can-adian

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

damnit i dont want to see this shit i like tim hague

but todd duffee is fucking built

Mustapha Al Turk was supposed to be fed to Duffee.

[vincent_vega]

Looks like Tim Sylvia.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

nice underdog bonus

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Tim "The Maine-iac" Hague.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Lol. Killswitch Engage.

[Piranesi]

i like hague, he's like like sylvia but really likeable

[Elk Penis]

Hague was a 7-time King of Pancakes.

[American Pretzel]

hurry up and grease that ape

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

hey what now, bitches, i knew rosholt was gonna win, just cuz he lost last time out to very good bjj specialist, he's a can? he's not a lay and pray guy either, he outstruck leben and finished him off with a sub. rosholt has a bright future, leben is on his way out. bye bye bitch

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Hague was a 7-time King of Pancakes.

I lol'ed.

[American Pretzel]

big chin vs lil chin

[babyboneswordsman]

crushing machine = worst nickname ever

[babyboneswordsman]

rofl

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

fuck rosholt he has no talent

you're a fucking hater, most of wins were by tko and he finally submitted a guy

[vincent_vega]

Nice KO lol.

[CensoredToezFlava]

God damn Leben is a can

[American Pretzel]

ouch hes gonna be sad after that one

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

KO of the night with Nate.

[Piranesi]

HARD WORK BABY

THAT'S IT

THAT'S ALL IT TAKES


i like todd duffee

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

crushing machine = worst nickname ever

Thrashing machine = worse.

[Elk Penis]

Hard work and being 7' tall and 900 lbs.

[vincent_vega]

Duffee roids?

[HOODS]

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

ok cool thanks

[American Pretzel]

leben probably shit himself a bit

[Piranesi]

you're a fucking hater, most of wins were by tko and he finally submitted a guy
and he's an ugly fuck and is also a cock


gtfo fastest knockout ever was duane ludwig

[CensoredToezFlava]

and he's an ugly fuck and is also a cock


gtfo fastest knockout ever was duane ludwig

It should have been like 4

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Duane Ludwig shoulda had it. But yamasaki took like 10 seconds to fucking stop the fight.

[vincent_vega]

Duffee will be champ. My new fave HW.

[hair loss at 19]

marquardt KO better

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

I said first round sub. At least there was a sub.

nice, dude

[Piranesi]

what was second-fastest?

[maxthesilent]

... rosholt has a bright future...

I lol'ed.

[American Pretzel]

lesnar would have that guys cherry popped in 27 seconds

[vincent_vega]

He would KO Brock.

[California Giant]

you're a fucking hater, most of wins were by tko and he finally submitted a guy

you doubted me when I said Rosholt via sub

[American Born Jr]

what was second-fastest?

there are a bunch at 8 seconds

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

what was second-fastest?

James Irvin/Don Frye. Both 8 seconds.

[SexeCute]

He would KO Brock.

Not even close.

[American Pretzel]

give that guy a xience energy drink he looks wasted

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Now? He's always sucked.

qft, ppl just said rosholt sucks cuz he's green. he lost to a very good ground specialist in dan miller, that doesn't make him a can. i'm glad i called this fight correctly

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Frye was a RNC though.

[Piranesi]

the fastest KO ever is 3 seconds, i know that

[CensoredToezFlava]

He would KO Brock.

Probably

[California Giant]

what was second-fastest?

Rumble I think had it tied with his ko

James Irvin vs Houston has to be up there.

[American Pretzel]

brock would slam him through the octogon

[American Pretzel]

oh schnappe

[vincent_vega]

Come on Jardine!

[American Pretzel]

aaannnnnd here we go

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Rumble I think had it tied with his ko

James Irvin vs Houston has to be up there.

Rumble's KO over Reiner was like :14.

[hair loss at 19]

hoping jardine gets alexander'd

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jardine UD

[vincent_vega]

Jardine RD2 TKO.

[American Pretzel]

i want to have a laugh thats all i ask

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

God damn Leben is a can

sorrid tried to tell ya, you wouldn't listen

[maxthesilent]

god I hope Silva has that jungle-techno-wtf entrance music.

[Piranesi]

don frye vs thomas ramirez - 8 seconds
james irvin vs houston alexander - 8 seconds

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

and he's an ugly fuck and is also a cock


gtfo fastest knockout ever was duane ludwig

good thing this isn't a beauty contest, you faget

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I will shit bricks if Jardine comes out to the techno viking music.

[CensoredToezFlava]

sorrid tried to tell ya, you wouldn't listen

Jardine KO 1

[American Pretzel]

i think jardines got this one

[gumby]

poor, hauge. I was rooting for him. Not only did he get dropped by a jab but the fastest KO ever.

[California Giant]

that stounded retarded


"For me its good. Im ready for fight"

[gumby]

I'm drunk

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Fucking A, I thought that was it..

[American Pretzel]

hes doubting himself hes still embarrased

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

you doubted me when I said Rosholt via sub

sorry but i still had rosholt with a nice underdog bonus

[gumby]

poor, hauge. I was rooting for him. Not only did he get dropped by a jab but the fastest KO ever.

:kopfschuettel:

[dolly]

I will shit bricks if Jardine comes out to the techno viking music.

that would be awesome

[gumby]

sorry but i still had rosholt with a nice underdog bonus

Hauge was in my underdog parlay :(

[gumby]

SEPULTURA!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

come on thiago, i did not troll this long for nothing!

[gumby]

My fav Sep song EVAR!

[American Pretzel]

jardine doesnt care about nothing because he looks stupid in every situation win or lose

[ballhawkdawk]

Probably a little late with this comment, but hopefully some of you get off Maia's dick. He's not that great. And I'm taking Jardine via TKO in the first. Retard style.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Hauge was in my underdog parlay :(

i was thinkin bout a crazy parlay with dunham, rosholt and marquardt, but i pussed out and went randy, duffee, simpson instead

[hair loss at 19]

will jardine do the monkey dance?

[Piranesi]

thiago silva SUCKS

he's a GRAPPLER. people are convinced he's a striker? no, he's a brawler, and keith jardine is going to fucking punish him for it

*unless jardine gets ko'd in 20 seconds

[vincent_vega]

Need Jardine for my Parlay.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Did he steal Thiago's shorts?

[gumby]

Thiago came out to Sepultura. He already won.

[Piranesi]

i'm out of ramen what the fuck?

[American Pretzel]

bump

[CivilServant]

thiago silva SUCKS

he's a GRAPPLER. people are convinced he's a striker? no, he's a brawler, and keith jardine is going to fucking punish him for it

*unless jardine gets ko'd in 20 seconds

there's always fine print

[maxthesilent]

"I like that entrance music"
"Yeah, he's a mean dude. He can fight."

[CensoredToezFlava]

Don't be a faggot like leben, keith

[dolly]

moby

[vincent_vega]

LET DOWN!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

This is not Techno Viking music. :(

[babyboneswordsman]

wow gay song

[gumby]

"I like that entrance music"
"Yeah, he's a mean dude. He can fight."

lol


I agree with Joe though

[American Pretzel]

quit plugging that gay forum

[ballhawkdawk]

Thiago Silva juiced for this fight. he doesn't wanna lose twice in a row and get relegated to Strikeforce.

[Piranesi]

matt damon by collar choke

[gumby]

wow gay song

obvious troll is obvious

[Elk Penis]

ROFL Rogan

[dolly]

lol at joe mentioning the techno viking music

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

You let me down once Jardine. Plz don't do it again.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

thiago silva SUCKS

he's a GRAPPLER. people are convinced he's a striker? no, he's a brawler, and keith jardine is going to fucking punish him for it

*unless jardine gets ko'd in 20 seconds

piranesi is always wrong

take note, guys

[maxthesilent]

Jason Bourne in da house. Odin locked up in the basement.

[h00ch]

let's see how his chin holds up

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

lol, jardine is coming out to the bourne song

[babyboneswordsman]

obvious troll is obvious

WHAT

[vincent_vega]

Nice sandles keith

[babyboneswordsman]

lol, jardine is coming out to the bourne song

TALK SHIT NOW

[Piranesi]

THIAGO SILVA IS NOT TOP 10 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

You let me down once Jardine. Plz don't do it again.

you picked him against rampage? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[California Giant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTIkDmNVJeA

[American Pretzel]

hes an akward motherfucker but he makes nice belt buckles
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0011/9212/products/meanmeanbelt_large.jpg?1245898192?rand=236750054

[California Giant]

This is not Techno Viking music. :(

Its bourne Identity music. Fuick yeah.

[h00ch]

spanking your pants wont save you

[American Pretzel]

keith the dean of peen jardine

[California Giant]

I think Im gonna watch Bourne trilogy on bluray after this.

[American Pretzel]

the queen of peen jardine

[American Pretzel]

why

[vincent_vega]

Come on Jardine.

[gumby]

Keith was in charge of the person who taught me how to be a jerk to people.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Nipple tweak?

[babyboneswordsman]

spoilers

JARDINE IS GETTING CHOKED

[gumby]

Thiago by burtal KO 6 seconds into the fight

[h00ch]

Thiago by burtal KO 6 seconds into the fight

legit lols :roflnut:

[dolly]

Nipple tweak?

*waits*

[vincent_vega]

I hope he don't get KO'd in 30 seconds.

[Boxhead]

buffer needs to give herb a hug

[American Pretzel]

jardine looks like a crippled old man

[Piranesi]

those are some video game fight shorts mr. thiago

[Elk Penis]

I like Thiago Silva, but this is a bad match-up for him. He has to get on top to win or get an early flash KO.

Rampage couldn't do either to Jardine, and IMHO Thiago's not gonna be able to do it. Jardine UD.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Let down again..

[CivilServant]

Thiago by burtal KO 6 seconds into the fight
hope hope

[CensoredToezFlava]

LOL at unorthodox in the staredown

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

NIPPLE TWEAK!

[Piranesi]

crowd booms for the tweak

[dolly]

nipple tweak and a sly smile

[American Pretzel]

jardines got this one

[Piranesi]

this is bad for jardine as it happens

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Gaejitsu?

[vincent_vega]

FAGGOT

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Early stoppage.

[American Pretzel]

lol jardined

[babyboneswordsman]

nipple tweak didn't work

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

That was bullshit.

[Piranesi]

stream broke a minute ago

[CivilServant]

ROARRRRR

[dolly]

Let down again..

and again.

[Elk Penis]

I like Thiago Silva, but this is a bad match-up for him. He has to get on top to win or get an early flash KO.

Rampage couldn't do either to Jardine, and IMHO Thiago's not gonna be able to do it. Jardine UD.

selfpwn

[maxthesilent]

chinny

[vincent_vega]

FAGGOT!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

He was fine. Herb Dean is the worst ref in the buisness.

[vincent_vega]

WEAK CHINNED BITCH

[CensoredToezFlava]

These douche bags ruined my picks.

[dolly]

nipple tweak didn't work

that's what happens when you leave one nipple out.

[Piranesi]

lmao my streak was broken the whole while

silva has some heavy fucking hands

IT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S A GOOD TECHNICAL STRIKER BECAUSE HE'S NOT

but he has heavy fucking hands

[h00ch]

chinny

pwnt

[Boxhead]

damn you jardine

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

I FUCKING LOVE MMA