UFC 102 Discussion

[SexeCute]

I have Nog, Jardine, and Nate. Also, I need a stream before this shit starts....

[Elk Penis]

Winamp stream:

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

Same as always.

[vincent_vega]

I have Nog, Jardine ad Maia.

[SexeCute]

Winamp stream:

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

Same as always.

Yeah sorry, I usually go elsewhere to watch the fights. Today I planned nothing since I am a nihilist.

[babyboneswordsman]

lol jardine

[CensoredToezFlava]

Winamp stream:

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

Same as always.

The last few events my winamp stopped buffering at like 98%. Anyone know the problem?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

aren't the preliminaries going to be shown on Spike?

[American Pretzel]

fuck whooooooo hoooooooooo

[CensoredToezFlava]

I think for the next event. The one with Escudero-Miller.

[American Pretzel]

randy greased

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I just braaaaped and it smelled awful

[American Pretzel]

i ate mac donalds today first time in a year or so i should be rotten soon

[American Pretzel]

had tim hortins too took me all day to drive for fast food and back

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

shit I thought they were showing the prelims on Spike tonight

[SexeCute]

I have the audio but no video...

[American Pretzel]

http://blogs.chron.com/fighting/marquardt%27s%20spectactular%20finish.gif

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

lol jardine

qfmft

[CensoredToezFlava]

Jardine KO

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHO WHO WHO

Round 1 - An intense staredown as the fighters get final instructions. A touch of gloves gets the evening's first contest underway. Dunham looks to work a combo early. The two dance and trade right hands. Dunham the early aggressor. Aurelio parrying and just misses with a heavy counter right. Aurelio lands a lead right, but Dunham answers with a jab. Two minutes in, and Aurelio is now initiating more action. Dunham lands a 1-2 that backs Aurelio against the cage, but he quickly slips away. Dunham lands a left hand that drops Aurelio, and he charges in with a flurry on the ground, Several shots connect, and Aurelio is hurt. Aurelio hangs on, and Dunham briefly settles into guard before standing up and motioning Aurelio to do the same. Aurelio looks to shoot, but Dunham sprawls. Aurelio throws a few wild shots before an unsuccessful takedown attempt. Aurelio appears recovered with a minute remaining. Aurelio wings a few wild rights, but Dunham scores with a straight left. Dunham ends with a flurry and easily takes the first, 10-9, on the MMAjunkie.com card.

Round 2 - Aurelio comes out with the first punch, then another missed takedown. Dunham slips and scores with a few straight left hands. Another left backs Aurelio up. "Maximus" looking for the takedown again, but Dunham defends. Aurelio finally lands a right hand, and he takes Dunnham down against the cafe. Aurelio takes half-mount, and Dunham eats a few punches with his arms trapped. Dunham shakes free and returns to his feet. Aurelio breathing hard, and Dunham scores with a left hand down the middle. Aurelio lands a wild right hook, and a follow up catches Dunham in the eye. Dunham winces and gets a brief respite. Aurelio moves in on the restart. Dunham pushes away from a clinch. Two minutes left in the round. Aureio stalking, but Dunham answers with several hard punches and a kick. Dunham misses with a left haymaker, and Aurelio ducks in and works for a takedown. Dunham sprawls and defends, then pushes away. Dunham lands a kick to the legs. Dunham scores with a right hand and narrowly misses with a high kick. Aurelio slowing, though Dunham still looks fresh as time expires. Closer round, but Dunham takes it according to MMAjunkie..com, 10-9.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

who's awesome?

<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/396.jpg</td> <td style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">- VS -</td> <td style="text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/234.jpg</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); padding-left: 4px;">Evan Dunham

Judge's decision

Unanimous/majority decision</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-right: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); padding-left: 4px;">$100 on Dunham @ +205

Potential earnings: +$205

Potential loss: -$100</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); text-align: center; width: 150px; vertical-align: top;">Evan Dunham</td> <td style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);"> </td> <td style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); text-align: center; width: 150px; vertical-align: top;">Marcus "Maximus" Aurelio</td></tr></tbody></table>

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Jardine KO

you don't even watch mma

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Round 3 - Aurelio immediately shoots in and Dunham pulls guard. Aurelio works to pass with his legs as Dunham holds tight with his arms. Dunham throws a few elbows on bottom, and Aurelio answers from top. Dunham's head trapped on the cage, and Aurelio passes to half-mount, then swings out to north-south. Dunham stands during the transition, then drops to a knee as Aurelio looks for a guillotine choke. Aurelio squeezes tight with an arm-in guillotine, then drops and rolls to tighten the hold. Dunham lasts the hold, escapes and stands. The crowd cheers wildly, and the pair trades wildly in the center. Aurelio shoots in again. Dunham defends, but he's forced to his knees. Aurelio picks the ankle and eventually forces Dunham to his back. Dunham scrambles and stands with 90 seconds remaining. This time Dunham shoots in and works the fight to the floor. They stay there only briefly. Wild swings by both fighters with under a minute. Aurelio shoots in again, but Dunham sprawls. Dunham lands a high kick, and the pair is toe-to-toe for the final 10 seconds. Great opening fight, and the crowd shows their appreciation. MMAjunkie.com sees the final round for Aurelio, 10-9, but the fight for Dunham, 29-28.

[SexeCute]

So why am I not getting video? FUck this niggershit!!!

[CensoredToezFlava]

you don't even watch mma

Silva's wife did have nice tits though.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Evan Dunham def. Marcus Aurelio via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 30-27).

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

dammit, it should've been unanimous

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

1-0, 7 points

[American Pretzel]

whens wrasslin start

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I have the audio but no video...

Download this. Extract the nsvdec file, and throw it into your winamp plug ins folder, and you should be good. It also has the ffdshow, if you don't have that already. Mirror 2 and 3 usually work.


http://arsenalgoals.wordpress.com/streaming-help/

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

0-1, 0 points. Screw job IMO.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

0-1, 0 points. Screw job IMO.

hahahahaha

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

one dimensional bjj guys can only go so far

[SexeCute]

SHit mirrors....

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

None of the mirrors are working? Fuck. Hang on, I'll find where you can download it. If you're getting sound but no video, that's the problem.

[American Pretzel]

sit down on a mirror and take a shit

[SexeCute]

Thanks for the ridiculous amounts of spyware, jackass.

Will this shit be on SOPcast?

[American Pretzel]

anything for the vlc?

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

hey MDS, TALK SHIT NOW

you were like "hardy har har, sorrid is retarded, he picked against aurelio

WHATW HAT WHAT WHAT

[SexeCute]

None of the mirrors are working? Fuck. Hang on, I'll find where you can download it. If you're getting sound but no video, that's the problem.

Exactly what's going and I am certain those sites aren't close to being legit...

[CensoredToezFlava]

MDS, does you winamp ever just stop buffering at like 98%?

[American Pretzel]

http://cdnll-0.liveleak.com/u/thumbs/2008/Feb/15/1270014_741_avatar.jpg

[American Pretzel]

would you hit it?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

anything for the vlc?

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

hey MDS, TALK SHIT NOW

you were like "hardy har har, sorrid is retarded, he picked against aurelio

WHATW HAT WHAT WHAT

I was making the case for Dunham being an excellent bet/pick. I was calling your Catone/Silva picks retarded.

Exactly what's going and I am certain those sites aren't close to being legit...

If they wanna try to infect my laptop, I'd say go for it. If they get past my firewalls and shit, they deserve it. Download VLC player. It's much simpler than winamp.

MDS, does you winamp ever just stop buffering at like 98%?

From time to time, yes. I'm on a shitty connection right now which doesn't help right now either.

[SexeCute]

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls



I was making the case for Dunham being an excellent bet/pick. I was calling your Catone/Silva picks retarded.



If they wanna try to infect my laptop, I'd say go for it. If they get past my firewalls and shit, they deserve it. Download VLC player. It's much simpler than winamp.



From time to time, yes. I'm on a shitty connection right now which doesn't help right now either.

The VLC comment would've been much nicer. Thanks.

[American Pretzel]

i cant see shit pete sell is gettin fucked up?

[SexeCute]

Yeah. I love this fight lol

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

gay 0-1

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Yeah, my bad. I forgot about VLC, since I just use winamp. But after you download VLC, it's ready to go, no extra downloads or anything.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Round 1 - Urijah Faber cageside as the action begins. A quick touch of gloves gets us started. Munoz works immediately to the clinch, though Catne backs him tot he cage, works his arms free and lands a few hard shots. Munoz backs away and shoots in, taking Catone down, but only momentarily. Munoz misses a jab and Catone cores with a counter right. Munoz lands a heavy rihgt, then moves in for another clinch. Munoz lands a knee inside, then just misses with an elbow as he backs away. Catone pumps a jab but caches an inadvertant low blow in the exchange. Replays show the left low kick scored directly on the cup. Catone rests briefly, the jumps back in with three minutes remaining. Munoz misses a punch, and Catone ducks under and works him to the floor. Catone takes side control and throws several knees to Munoz's right side. Munoz tries to roll free, and turns Catone by grabbing his leg and rolling. The two stand, Munoz at the rear. Catone lands a back elbow, but Munoz dumps him on the floor. Catone stands immediately back up. One minute remains, and Catone lands a flurry. Munoz misses a takedown, and the two again clinch. The pair trades knees as time expires, and Catone works it to the floor as time expires. Close round, but MMAjunkie.com sees it for Catone, 10-9.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

munoz better fucking win this fight because i just changed my pick from catone to munoz last night. fuck fuck fuck

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Pete Sell punch drunk talking = lawls.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

fucking aurelio

[American Pretzel]

pete sell is hilarious imo

[CensoredToezFlava]

Borked winamp, gonna have to pay for this bullshit.

[SexeCute]

Borked winamp, gonna have to pay for this bullshit.

Download VLC media player you cunt.

[American Pretzel]

id get wasted and break shit with pete sell anytime

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

missing the first fight is shitty imo

[American Pretzel]

vlc is awesomely better

[Jester Molester]

Borked winamp, gonna have to pay for this bullshit.

Just use sopcast

[American Pretzel]

im gettin a sick freddy mask from ebay for the hills this winter keep the wind off my beautiful face

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Borked winamp, gonna have to pay for this bullshit.

Give Dana a big fuck you by downloading VLC media player.

[SexeCute]

I just sent retard boy Cozy some instructions. I would invite him to just sit at my computer with me, but I am not a faggot.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Bombay Sapphire post.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

munoz you fucking can

[Jester Molester]

no chat box tonight?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

last time I ever pick that piece of shit

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Round 2
Catone his another takedown about 30 seconds into the second frame. He quickly moves to North-South and then tries to take Munoz back as he stands. Munoz escapes to his feet and pushes Catone against the cage. He gets a body-lock and repeatedly tries to sink Catone to the mat. Catone has none of it, working his way clear of Munoz grasp. Catone stuns Munoz with big right but the former Oklahoma State wrestler shakes it off. Munoz clinches up along the cage once again but he is having problems keeping Catone under control. Catone's right hand finds its mark once again but Munoz keeps moving forward. The round closes with Munoz searching for a guillotine choke but Catone keeps him at bay until the round comes to a close. Sherdog.com scores the round 10-9 for Nick Catone.

[SexeCute]

Chat box? Oh chat box where art thou?

[American Pretzel]

fire up the box im gassed from all those refreshings

[American Pretzel]

kendall groves can go fuck himself

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

munoz you fucking can

qft, last time i ever make a last minute pick based on ppl perceiving my pick to be retarded

[American Pretzel]

kick him in the balls jason

[SexeCute]

Tito puts his penis in Kendall's ass.

[American Pretzel]

i bet tito has a short little prick and jenna likes hm cause shes bored of sex

[SexeCute]

i bet tito has a short little prick and jenna likes hm cause shes bored of sex

She's tired of vaginal tearing, qft

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I dont know why anyone would give you a hard time about munoz vs catone

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I figured he was a piece of shit after Hammill kicked his head off this fight only confirms it

[Jester Molester]

i bet tito has a short little prick and jenna likes hm cause shes bored of sex

tito's massive forehead is the only object large enough to stimulate jenna

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

I dont know why anyone would give you a hard time about munoz vs catone



I was making the case for Dunham being an excellent bet/pick. I was calling your Catone/Silva picks retarded.

.

this elitist piece of know it all shit, that's what

[American Pretzel]

even her asshole needs reconstructive surgery what could she bring to the table that is even almost appitizing

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

I figured he was a piece of shit after Hammill kicked his head off this fight only confirms it

yeah, actually that was my basis for picking catone. munoz just looks fuckin lost on the feet

[American Pretzel]

matt hamill is for real

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

gonna be a catone UD

[SexeCute]

I hope a black widow bites Kendall Grove and kills him.

[SexeCute]

Oh god. We get to see one overhyped can beat a can with one note-able win.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I picked hammill to beat munoz, I picked munoz in this without even caring really figured he'd LnP him for 3 rounds but it sounds like he's the one getting taken down so much for being a champion wrestler you piece of shit

[American Pretzel]

his head is solid

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

well, mmajunkie scored it 29-28 for munoz, we'll see what happens

[Jester Molester]

I hope a black widow bites Kendall Grove and kills him.

I hope kendal grove falls in a volcano filled with aids

[Elk Penis]

Round 3 - Smattering of applause as the third round starts. Munoz looks a little but livelier, and he narrowly misses on a single-leg. Munoz lands a punch as he pulls away. Munoz looks comfortable on his feet, though Catone snaps a jab to his nose. Catone misses with a few hard shots, and Munoz ducks under for a shot. Catone slips away, narrowly missing a hard right hand. Munoz looking to attack from the feet, but Catone using decent footwork to escape. Munoz grabs hold of the head, dropping down while looking for a guillotine. Catone jumps to the side and Munoz is forced to release it. Catone tries to grab an ankle lock, but Munoz slips free and spins t top position. Munoz backs away and lands a nice 1-2, but Catone backs away and shoots in. Catone works to the back, though he's too high as Munoz stands and shucks him off. Munoz falls into Catone's guard, then quickly works out to half-mount. One minute remains, and Munoz moves out to side control. Catone turtles, and Munoz passes on a chance to work in a choke in favor of control and a barrage of right hands. Munoz switches to left hands as Catone tries to slip free. Munoz's wrestling background helps him to hold Catone down for the remainder of the round, delivering a few solid punches to the hand and taking the fight on the MMAjunkie.com card, 29-28. Mark Munoz def. Nick Catone via split decision (28-29, 30-27, 29-28).

I'll take the 7 points.

[American Pretzel]

i hope some random dude comes home from work and finds kendall grove fucking his wife and blows his head off with a shotgun

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

phew

Mark Munoz def. Nick Catone via split decision (28-29, 30-27, 29-28).

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

2-0, 14 points

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

how you doin so far, rfd

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

munoz by split lol

[SexeCute]

i hope some random dude comes home from work and finds kendall grove fucking his wife and blows his head off with a shotgun

Impossible since Kendall only fucks dudes.

[American Pretzel]

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/fighter/20090525095650_timhague.JPG

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

this elitist piece of know it all shit, that's what

Mark Munoz def. Nick Catone via split decision (28-29, 30-27, 29-28).



You're welcome, asshole.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

munoz by split lol

good thing i changed my pick to munoz by UD

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

5 points for the win 1-1

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

common duffee, i have him in my parlay

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I think I had munoz by 2nd round tko/ko figured he'd get his back and wing punches to his dome like he has in all his fights he has won

[American Pretzel]

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/fighter/20090525095650_timhague.JPGhttp://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/fighter/20090525095650_timhague.JPGhttp://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/fighter/20090525095650_timhague.JPG

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Todd Duffee 1st round TKO/KO

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

you know i would be really pissed if ed herman beat aaron simpson

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Todd Duffee 1st round TKO/KO

same

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

fucking aurelio you faggot

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

fucking aurelio you faggot

hahahaha

[American Pretzel]

you gonna be sad when im all up in your face with this shit
http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/fighter/20090525095650_timhague.JPG

[Elk Penis]

I'll take the 7 points.

Fuck....I changed it to KO by Munoz. Shit. I thought I had him by UD.

:selfpwn::selfpwn::selfpwn::selfpwn::selfpwn:

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

i don't know why anyone would pick aurelio, dude is like fuckin 1-3 in the ufc or some shit. his claim to fame was beating gomi years ago and gomi's also lost to a bunch of cans

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

get sick of fights like that, some faggot who I have no idea who they are vs someone I've heard of at one time and it goes to decision and the dipshit I know of loses

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Fuck....I changed it to KO by Munoz. Shit. I thought I had him by UD.

:selfpwn::selfpwn::selfpwn::selfpwn::selfpwn:

i'm ahead of you!

[Elk Penis]

how you doin so far, rfd

2-0

12 points.

[CensoredToezFlava]

I just sent retard boy Cozy some instructions. I would invite him to just sit at my computer with me, but I am not a faggot.

Got it. Thanks, shucks on the invite though.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Duffee should knock Tim "The Maine-iac" Hague stupid.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

2-0

12 points.

2-0 14 points

i had dunham and munoz UD

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

if i was still in the tcm camp, i'd prolly outperform all you niggas

[Elk Penis]

Well that was quick:

R1- Duffee drops Hague with a stiff left hand and follows it with right hands on the ground that knock the Canadian out cold. 7 seconds is all Todd Dufee needs to gain his first UFC victory.

[SexeCute]

Got it. Thanks, shucks on the invite though.

When the Packers make the SB I will shoot you an invite.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Round 1 - eferee Mario Yamasaki gets the two massive heavyweights started. Dufee lands a stiff jab as Hague opens an attack. The blow drops Hague immediately. Duffee pounces, and a flurry of blows follow. Some miss, but a big left hand on the ground doesn't. Yamasaki is forced to jump in, and Duffee earns the rapid stoppage. Todd Duffee def. Tim Hague via knockout (punches) - Round 1, 0:07.

[vincent_vega]

1-1 5 points :(

[American Pretzel]

lol zomg

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

BAHAHHAH, easy 11 points

duffee looked like a fuckin beast at the weigh ins

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Todd Duffee vs. Tim Hague
Round 1
Duffee crushes Hague with a left hand and follows him to the canvas, where he knocks him out with a barrage of punches. The final blow being an ill-intentioned left hand. Duffee takes home the knockout win at just seven seconds.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

we nailed it solid

[Elk Penis]

Another 5 points. I had Duffee by UD because Hague has a great chin.

I guess it wasn't that great.

[American Pretzel]

50 mil down the terlate

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

nd 1 - eferee Mario Yamasaki gets the two massive heavyweights started. Dufee lands a stiff jab as Hague opens an attack. The blow drops Hague immediately. Duffee pounces, and a flurry of blows follow. Some miss, but a big left hand on the ground doesn't. Yamasaki is forced to jump in, and Duffee earns the rapid stoppage. Todd Duffee def. Tim Hague via knockout (punches) - Round 1, 0:07.

[vincent_vega]

Make that 2-1 with 12 points.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

3-0 25 points, 1 nail, discuss

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Another 5 points. I had Duffee by UD because Hague has a great chin.

I guess it wasn't that great.

saf>rfd?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/9278/savage6do.jpg

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

1/3 of my parlay is complete, also had 200 on duffee at +110

[CensoredToezFlava]

When the Packers make the SB I will shoot you an invite.

It's pretty much a done deal. See you in February

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

i had 100 on dunham at +205

[vincent_vega]

Russow RD1 sub

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Another 5 points. I had Duffee by UD because Hague has a great chin.

I guess it wasn't that great.



His chin isn't great at all.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Russow RD1 sub

same

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

russow round 2 sub

[Elk Penis]

saf>rfd?

I'll catch up to you because you picked Thiago Silva.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

I'll catch up to you because you picked Thiago Silva.

nah, dawg, did you pick herman

[Elk Penis]

His chin isn't great at all.

It was until tonight. I remember watching his fights before the Pat Barry fight, and the guy would take tons of damage and just walk through it.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Round 1: Fighters begin circling, McCully with a sloppy takedown gets stuffed, Russow trips and falls into side control. Not much action. McCully attempts a sweep, lets out a fart that reverberates through the arena. Russow with several punches to McCully's head. Fighters stand, both look slightly gassed. Sherdog scores it 29-28 Russow

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Round 2: Fighters come out, McCully looks tired. Russow takes him down with a trip from the clinch. McCully scrambles and he is caught in a guillotine. It's tight. McCully shits his pants. It's over, McCully taps at :27 of round 2.

[SexeCute]

Round 1: Fighters begin circling, McCully with a sloppy takedown gets stuffed, Russow trips and falls into side control. Not much action. McCully attempts a sweep, lets out a fart that reverberates through the arena. Russow with several punches to McCully's head. Fighters stand, both look slightly gassed. Sherdog scores it 29-28 Russow

lulz

[vincent_vega]

LOL

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

It was until tonight. I remember watching his fights before the Pat Barry fight, and the guy would take tons of damage and just walk through it.

lol, that's not a very smart strategy

[SexeCute]

lol, that's not a very smart strategy

It's the Ken Shamrock defense. Mastered by Ken Shamrock...

[American Pretzel]

brandon veras gonna get hott carled in the not so distant future

[CensoredToezFlava]

VLC looks pretty crisp.

[SexeCute]

VLC looks pretty crisp.

Just like my penis.

[American Pretzel]

you gotta love him man:goldie:

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

2-1, 16 points

Event Parlay Wager on R. Couture, M. Munoz, T. Duffee

[American Pretzel]

my penis is burred and coarse like frayed burlap

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I WANT MY FUCKING THUNDERHORSE

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

2-1, 16 points

Event Parlay Wager on R. Couture, M. Munoz, T. Duffee

mine is randy, duffee and simpson

[American Pretzel]

what a fag barncat

[American Pretzel]

dean of mean looks like shit warmed up

[vincent_vega]

Mine is Munoz, Jardine, Vera.

[American Pretzel]

meaner than catshit

[SexeCute]

FACE THE PAIN!!!!!!!

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20090829053804_duffee_sm.JPG

[American Pretzel]

i need a minute to myself ughrawr!

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Mine is Munoz, Jardine, Vera.

lol at 2 of the most inconsistent fighters in your parlay

[American Pretzel]

weird timings

[American Pretzel]

tellus those stories joe you bullshitter

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

duffee looks like a fuckin monster, i'll cheer for him until he fights brock

[American Pretzel]

im gonna get 20000 posts in here tonight what a motherfuckin milestone

[American Pretzel]

its gonna get dirty but ill fight my way through im a warrior joe

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

WATCH YOU RISE WATCH YOU FALL

WATCH YOU LOSIN CONTROL

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Round 1 - Referee Herb Dean gets the action started. McCully immediately works his jab. Russow tries a bullrush, but McCully evades. Russow tries for a single-leg, then snags the other and dumps McCully on his back. McCully tries to roll up as Russow stands over him, but Russow dumps him back to the floor. McCully pulls guard with his head against the cage. Russow stands, then falls back to McCully's guard. Russow lands a few short right hands, and McCully tries to wiggle free, though the cage impedes his progress. The crowd boos at the slow pace, and McCully tries again to move. McCully secures a close guard, though Russow stands when he releases the legs. Halfway through the opening round, and Russow works to McCully's half-guard. McCully stands, and Russow immediately tries again for a leg. McCully tries to rolling into a kimura attempt, but Russow works free and winds up in top position as they hit the floor. McCully pulls guard, and a brief scramble allows McCully to sweep to the back. McCully look for a choke, but its not there. Russow stands, and McCully catches him with an upkick. McCully looks for an ankle lock as time is winding down, but Russow pulls free. McCully had the submission attempts, but Russow dominated too much of the positioning and takes the round on the MMAjunkie.com card, 10-9.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

FACE THE PAIN FACE THE PAIN RIPPING ME INTO PIECESAAAAAAAAAGH

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

russow round 2 sub LETS DO IT

[American Pretzel]

http://fightticker.com/files/images/justin_mccully.jpg

[American Pretzel]

war mary jane

[American Pretzel]

fight the urges to kill

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

i wonder if they listed "running the rock" under mccully's strengths during the intros

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

The ringside physician is in McCully's corner, and referee Herb Dean has called time. McCully will be allowed to continue after a quick battery of tests.

[American Pretzel]

tell ya the truth the mac dicks aint sittin so bad whod a thought

[American Pretzel]

jardine comes out to moby brrrrrapppp

[American Pretzel]

i listen to moby when im shaving my legs

[American Pretzel]

so soothing

[Elk Penis]

nah, dawg, did you pick herman

Herman UD, but it's a close one.

[American Pretzel]

hard not drinkin when youre an alcohloic

[American Pretzel]

i think about the beers in my fridge every 2 seconds

[American Pretzel]

so cold....

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Herman UD, but it's a close one.

simpson UD

he's in my parlay

[American Pretzel]

so alone....

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Come on Russow. Submit that fat piece of shit.

[CensoredToezFlava]

Grab a beer, woman.

[American Pretzel]

comon vlc get it together

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

so cold....

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[American Pretzel]

i told a lott of people i was not boozin for a month

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

2nd round sub come on russow

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Round 2 - McCully staggered a bit to his corner following the round, and it warrants an extra look from the ringside doctor. The doctor has McCully stand, and he appears to be having a bit of trouble balancing. McCully says he can continue, pleads his case, and eventually gets the reprieve. Russow shoots in immediately at the start of the round, and he works out to the side while in McCully's half-guard. Dean calls for action as McCully seems comfortable remaining on his back. Russow stands briefly, then falls immediately back onto McCully. It's undeniable effective, but the crowd hates the strategy. McCully rolls to his knees, and Russow controls his head. Russow spins to the side, looking briefly for a kimura. Two minutes remain, and McCully has been trapped on the floor the entire time. Dean watches closely as Russow delivers a few short punches. Dean stands the fight, and McCully looks a bit disorientated as he slowly rises. McCully pumps a few slow jabs that miss, then tries a flying knee that misses as well. Russow uses the blow to throw McCully off balance and to the floor. Russow works in a solid kimura attempt from side control, but McCully is saved by the bell. One-sided action, and MMAjunkie.com sees it for Russow, 10-8.

[CensoredToezFlava]

My picks weren't very good.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Fuck sub him already damn it

[Elk Penis]

This is a strange fight:

Ringside doc is checking on McCully in his corner between rounds. McCully looks hurt. Ringside doc pushes an upright McCully a few times to see if he can keep his balance. He can, and the doc lets the fight go on.

R2- Russow powers his way to a takedown and works from half-guard. Russow works for a kimura. Russow gives up kimura, stands up, then returns to half guard. McCully attempts to stand and Russow almost steps to his back. McCully squares up and is caught in a front headlock as he drives forward. McCully attempts to roll away from the smothering Russow but gets nowhere. Russow, at McCully’s back, unloads with punches. Ref Herb Dean stops the fight and tends to an obviously afflicted McCully. Action is restarted. McCully attempts a knee as Russow charges in but is on the mat in a flash. Russow works for a kimura from side guard and has it locked as the bell rings. McCully lingers on the mat afterwards.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

well shit missed nailing that fuck you mccully you fat ass

[American Pretzel]

canpage jackson

[American Pretzel]

aroooooooooooo

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

My picks weren't very good.

might wanna take down the fuckin sig for god's sake

[American Pretzel]

can of jardines farrrt

[Jester Molester]

comon vlc get it together

what's the vlc link again?

[CensoredToezFlava]

might wanna take down the fuckin sig for god's sake

That pick is my secret weapon.

[CensoredToezFlava]

what's the vlc link again?

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

That pick is my secret weapon.

lol just lol

[Elk Penis]

Fuck sub him already damn it


LOL apparently he was saved by the bell.

[American Pretzel]

jardine is one goofy lookin idiot

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

thats a tough one to deal with he should have subbed him

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

now if he subs him in the 3rd I get 7 points like the rest of you all

[American Pretzel]

in the olden days he would have been killed at birth on the grounds of him looking like a rteard

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

MMAjunkie had it 10-8. Cecil probably has it 10-9 McCully.

[CensoredToezFlava]

now if he subs him in the 3rd I get 7 points like the rest of you all

I had rd 1

[American Pretzel]

rampage better not ruin the ateam

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

come on mccully tap on your stool you fat shit

[American Pretzel]

gonna be hard to get 4oo more posts in im borderline retarded myself

[American Pretzel]

hes got a maglight up there to keep the gerbils in

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

Round 3 - The doctor again checks McCully, but he's allowed to continue. Both fighters winded, though McCully opens up withn a few punching combinations. The blows don't land, but Russow doesn't answer.McCully tries a Superman punch, but Russow ducks underneath and pushes McCully to the floor. McCully pulls guard, and the crowd groans. McCully hold Russow close, and Dean restarts the action. McCully again looks to utilize his jab, then a front kick. McCully sprawls on a Russow takedown attempt and throws a knee. A big right by McCully narrowly misses. McCully seems to have a small second wind halfway through the final frame, but Russow closes the distance and forces McCully to the mat. McCully has an open guard with 90 seconds left. Dean calls for action, but Russow presses McCully to the cage. Russow stands and passes to side control. It's a trudging pace, but Russow stays just busy enough to keep the action there. Dean stands the action with 30 seconds left, and McCully lands a knee then misses with a flurry of punches. There will be no surprise ending to the one-sided affair. McCully labors back to his corner, and MMAjunkie.com sees the round for Russow, 10-9, and the fight for him 30-26.

[American Pretzel]

fuck you jardine nice retard staredown nipple twister

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

russow ud damn it

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

both guys are shitty, sounds like a terrible fight

[Elk Penis]

Russow UD. 5 more points.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Round 3 - The doctor again checks McCully, but he's allowed to continue. Both fighters winded, though McCully opens up withn a few punching combinations. The blows don't land, but Russow doesn't answer.McCully tries a Superman punch, but Russow ducks underneath and pushes McCully to the floor. McCully pulls guard, and the crowd groans. McCully hold Russow close, and Dean restarts the action. McCully again looks to utilize his jab, then a front kick. McCully sprawls on a Russow takedown attempt and throws a knee. A big right by McCully narrowly misses. McCully seems to have a small second wind halfway through the final frame, but Russow closes the distance and forces McCully to the mat. McCully has an open guard with 90 seconds left. Dean calls for action, but Russow presses McCully to the cage. Russow stands and passes to side control. It's a trudging pace, but Russow stays just busy enough to keep the action there. Dean stands the action with 30 seconds left, and McCully lands a knee then misses with a flurry of punches. There will be no surprise ending to the one-sided affair. McCully labors back to his corner, and MMAjunkie.com sees the round for Russow, 10-9, and the fight for him 30-26.


3-1, 21 points. Shitty night so far.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

come on a-train do work on that shit eating faggot ed herman

[Elk Penis]

both guys are shitty, sounds like a terrible fight

It's hard for big guys to carry around all that junk for 3 rounds....and McCully just sucks.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

a-train UD do it

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Russow just wanted the KO I think. Same thing when Barnett fought Yvel.

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

gonzo 1st rd sub

[American Pretzel]

http://mmahumor.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/00051303215beankg81.jpg

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

4-0

30 points

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

gonzaga 1st round submission

[American Pretzel]

i didny make that^^^

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Mike Russow def. Justin McCully via unanimous decision (29-28,



Ceccccccil!

[American Pretzel]

rashard so gay

[WAR OSCAR YEE]

a-train u to the D

[Elk Penis]

come on a-train do work on that shit eating faggot ed herman

I think the tush-sharer/gonzaga fight is next.

[CensoredToezFlava]

I'm watching for the jive turkey talk.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

lets go gonzaga

[American Pretzel]

greg jackson is so fucking annoying fuckk arrrrghh

[CensoredToezFlava]

Hit him with your groin!

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

WOOOOOW YOU'RE IN SHAPE BOY
http://www.throwdown.com/attachments/news/05/512/gregjackson_02.jpg

[vincent_vega]

3-1 17 points.

Gonzaga Rd1 KO.

[American Pretzel]

poutines comin up

[American Pretzel]

eh comrades?

[American Pretzel]

id like to watch jardine vs a bear

[American Pretzel]

he culd have a mele weapon nothing with a blade though

[American Pretzel]

like one of those little fan bats

[American Pretzel]

or one of those swords the fags play with in the park