what moment of 102 gave you the biggest lulz?

[SatNav]

Leben flopping around on the floor like a wet dildo.
http://i30.tinypic.com/2ui85sj.gif

Or

Maia getting Arlovski'd?
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[Tsar]

Lesnar trying to hide his penis sword beneath a shirt was pretty funny. It didn't fool anyone: we all knew it was right there being gay all over his chest.

[shadyasfok]

silva jardine

[bobby boucher]

Randy falling in the exact same motion as he did the last time he got KTFO by Chuck.

[shadyasfok]

haha, jake rosholt just made himself a new fan

[SatNav]

Lesnar trying to hide his penis sword beneath a shirt was pretty funny. It didn't fool anyone: we all knew it was right there being gay all over his chest.

that penis tattoo joke got old the day it was made.

[Tsar]

that penis tattoo joke got old the day it was made.

go be swedish somewhere else.

[SatNav]

Brock screaming 'pass the guard!!!!' to Randy when it was like 15 sec left in the last round, was fucking stupid IMO.

But really funny tho

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

tsar got owned in this thread

[SatNav]

go be swedish somewhere else.

Stop using old jokes.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

for me it was definitely nate the great knocking the shit out of maia in 20 seconds

[shadyasfok]

what about when the camera panned to anderson, and anderson was pimpn and shit

[bobby boucher]

Brock screaming 'pass the guard!!!!' to Randy when it was like 15 sec left in the last round, was fucking stupid IMO.

But really funny tho

Yeah just pass Big Nog's guard already Randy, wtf? Brock should go be the BJJ coach at ATT with sage instruction like that.

[SatNav]

for me it was definitely nate the great knocking the shit out of maia in 20 seconds

Nate is great (yeah, I did it), but I still don't give him a shot in hell of beating Anderson.

[shadyasfok]

Nate is great (yeah, I did it), but I still don't give him a shot in hell of beating Anderson.

qft

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

nate will beat the fuck out of grandpanderson

[shadyasfok]

nate will beat the fuck out of grandpanderson

anderson 2nd rd tko

[shadyasfok]

since when did wr hate anderson and rampage

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

it will be just like the maia fight silva will be dancing around jiving and just as he goes to make jazz hands to set up his patented leg punch nate will knock him the fuck out

[shadyasfok]

lol, i doubt nate's strategy would be to stand with anderson, that's a surefire way of getting ktfo, just ask forrest

[SatNav]

it will be just like the maia fight silva will be dancing around jiving and just as he goes to make jazz hands to set up his patented leg punch nate will knock him the fuck out

fucking lol, jazz hands really got me rolling.

[bobby boucher]

Oh the the nut shot that Gonzaga landed on Toucherererere. Goldie was like 'let's hear the audio on that', and Rogan is all 'uh let's not'. Replay: POWW!!! Like a driver hitting a golf ball off a tee.

[SatNav]

Oh the the nut shot that Gonzaga landed on Toucherererere. Goldie was like 'let's hear the audio on that', and Rogan is all 'uh let's not'. Replay: POWW!!! Like a driver hitting a golf ball off a tee.

i need to go see that fight

[SatNav]

did you guys see Wanderleis evil twin at the Maia fight?

[babyboneswordsman]

did you guys see Wanderleis evil twin at the Maia fight?

yup in the ring? I thought it was him cornering thiago

[babyboneswordsman]

I think it was during the thiago fight

[gumby]

exjunky puking in a bucket

[snipe]

did they show the 7 second KO on tv?

also, the best moment was when they were introducing randy and they panned to Brock who was clapping, everyone started booing Brock started chuckling point at the camera and said "UFC Champ" then pointed at himself

i was dying

[snipe]

actually he wasnt clapping but skip to 11:56 http://www.mma-core.com/videos/_Randy_Couture_vs_Antonio_Rodrigo_Nogueira_UFC_102 ?vid=10006237&tid=100

fucking lol

[snipe]

when noguiera swept randy i was also like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN i couldnt believe he did it that easily

[shadyasfok]

they did show the duffee and simpson fights, not sure if they showed anything else after the main event

[snipe]

another lulz from 102 was, and i don't know if anyone saw this on ppv, that the loudest cheer (outside of randy obviously) was for gonzaga. not just winning, but his whole intro, bruce buffer saying his name, everything

i was trying to figure out what makes him so popular? seriously he got the loudest cheer outside of randy

[___]

I thought Leben had the second biggest ovation. Randy cheers hurt my ears.

[snipe]

randys cheers sounded like a seahawks football game it was crazy

[babyboneswordsman]

lol@ anyone cheering for lebel that fucking can

[babyboneswordsman]

they did show the duffee and simpson fights, not sure if they showed anything else after the main event

yup all the prelims

[babyboneswordsman]

don't know why duffee didn't win KOTN he broke the UFC record

[snipe]

did they seriously show the justin mccully fight? if so that fucking sucks. i went outside during that fight it was so bad

[Twincest]

i cracked up at Bruce Buffer forgetting Jake Rosholt's last name when announcing the win.

"Aaaaaaand the winner by submission, JAKE...............

.........(crickets)............................... .......................

.....(fumbles for 3x5 card)...................ROOOOOSHALT

[super hot]

Nog baby

[___]

The lady behind me crying when Randy lost

[babyboneswordsman]

was it that whore gina? <__<

[Ryno]

I watched Mark Laimon get hassled by security. That was pretty funny.

[shadyasfok]

lol@ anyone cheering for lebel that fucking can

hahaha, qft

[ArtardFiesta]

i cracked up at Bruce Buffer forgetting Jake Rosholt's last name when announcing the win.

"Aaaaaaand the winner by submission, JAKE...............

.........(crickets)............................... .......................

.....(fumbles for 3x5 card)...................ROOOOOSHALT

I think this definitely takes it, i was cracking up when that shit happened.

[gumby]

I watched Mark Laimon get hassled by security. That was pretty funny.

awesome

[Wilma Fingerdo]

silva jardine

qft, Thiago's GnP is on a whole different level IMO. Guys a legit murderer

[Wilma Fingerdo]

The lady behind me crying when Randy lost

I couldn't keep the tears in, sorry

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

Tuscherer wrestling the doctors and puking into the bucket.

[ArtardFiesta]

Tuscherer wrestling the doctors and puking into the bucket.

Getting smashed in the balls is no laughing matter

[HHJ]

except when your everyone else in the world who wasnt tuscherer

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

Getting smashed in the balls is no laughing matter

I disagree

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[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

nog proved he wasnt as done as everyone thought, his boxing looked pretty good vs randy and his chin didnt look like shit he ate a few

[HHJ]

mino vs lesnar,whats up?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Lesnar would take him I know he could get him down and give him the Mir treatment

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I figured nog was winning when he came out and put randy on the canvas the first time, randy is just too small at hw and he was getting rocked by Nog alot throughout that fight surprised he was able to get out of 2 subs though

[HHJ]

i was surprised at how agressive they both were,eschewing defense to put their opponent in the dirt,staying in the pocket

[HHJ]

i thought when nog had that choke,couture had had it,also i thought nogueira had that arm triangle,unbelievable

[Twincest]

what would be really funny is if every future fight against Tuchscherer began w. a solid kick to the balls.

[HHJ]

itd be almost like cro cop fights

[super hot]

i thought when nog had that choke,couture had had it,also i thought nogueira had that arm triangle,unbelievable

I thought so too. It seemed like he didn't want to sub Randy though. I think he was happier laying the beat down on him instead.

[Twincest]

but mad props to that guy for getting up and finishing the fight (taking the rest of his beating). that was not a fun day at the office for Mr. Tuchscherer

[HHJ]

best fight in a long time that nog handy figh

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

there are alot of butthurt maia fans imo war nate the great

[HHJ]

it was a really stupid reckless move and he got arlovskipwnt into next week for it

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I lost it when that happened I went nuts it was fucking hilarious

[ArtardFiesta]

it was a really stupid reckless move and he got arlovskipwnt into next week for it

That was a bad ass KO, its not often you see a guy just about do a somersault in mid air while falling to the canvas

[super hot]

Marquart looked good.

[HHJ]

its impossible not to lose it,that shit was awesome,nate is just stabbing people to get another shot at anderson,he says hes patient but hes really telling dana,listen,i will leave a fucking massacre till you give me the shot,and if you dont do it soon i will live your corpse by the hillside,you motherfucker

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

he didn't fall into a somersault he was literally knocked for a fucking flip like brock did to herring

[HHJ]

That was a bad ass KO, its not often you see a guy just about do a somersault in mid air while falling to the canvas

yeah,love to see more like this

[HHJ]

he didn't fall into a somersault he was literally knocked for a fucking flip like brock did to herring

he was punched into a hayabuse stardust press

[gumby]

there are alot of butthurt maia fans imo war nate the great

qft

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

the landing made it even better he bounced his dome off the mat

[HHJ]

...


you know what time it is ?

[HHJ]

TALK SHIT NOW

http://media.ufc.tv/i.cfc?method=get&w=550&cs=1&s=6AD1AA38-1422-0E8C-9AD42B75EED06C66.jpg

[Twincest]

i'm pretty angry w. that faggot (maia) actually. i haven't seen anything that stupid since the entire season of TUF 9.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

that whole season was like a cheese grater to the ball sack

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

lets bring in britain's best and some of the USA's worst fighters and still have it be competitive because british fighters suck so much shit. I'm sure it seemed like a good idea on paper and was nothing more than an attempt to get more british viewers and I'm sure it succeeded, but it was fucking shitty

[Twincest]

it's one thing to have lousy striking; it's another to distill it down to an epic haiku of self inflicted disaster.

[Twincest]

lets bring in britain's best and some of the USA's worst fighters and still have it be competitive because british fighters suck so much shit. I'm sure it seemed like a good idea on paper and was nothing more than an attempt to get more british viewers and I'm sure it succeeded, but it was fucking shitty

wow dude. i don't know if i can take much more of that shit. i think Dana should just start a British Fighting Championship - BFC - so those soccer playing fagets can practice shitty standup and quit in the middle of fights somewhere where we don't hafta watch them.

[HOODS]

i didnt watch last season of tuf, just had no interest in it. I think i tried one episode and lasted about 5 min before i turned it off.

[Twincest]

i didnt watch last season of tuf, just had no interest in it. I think i tried one episode and lasted about 5 min before i turned it off.

if you saw 5 minutes, you saw it all.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

it had to be the worst season they've ever had

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

and yeah what twin said if you watched 5 minutes you saw everything that happened that season

shitty fighters, shitty striking, shitty grappling, shitty accents

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

TUF 10 is right around the corner and I can't wait to see Kimbo knock Wes Sims unconscious and then immediately go cook a gourmet meal after

[Twincest]

so who is Randy gonna fight next? i'm not sure i really WANT to see much more of Randy to tell ya's the truth. he looks good for 46 and all, but i can't see him EVER beating Brock and i don't see him even beating some of the new big boys coming in (Duffee) at HW. he could proly beat Mir, but so what.

yeah he could move back down and be among the slowest 205 pounders. i don't see much use in that - unless he wants to kick Tito's ass again.

[HHJ]

kimbo saved tuf and the shit hasnt even started yet

[HHJ]

so who is Randy gonna fight next? i'm not sure i really WANT to see much more of Randy to tell ya's the truth. he looks good for 46 and all, but i can't see him EVER beating Brock and i don't see him even beating some of the new big boys coming in (Duffee) at HW. he could proly beat Mir, but so what.

yeah he could move back down and be among the slowest 205 pounders. i don't see much use in that - unless he wants to kick Tito's ass again.

i love randy but im not sure if hes gonna make it through 6 more fights
he took some damage in this last one

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

yeah he can like it or not but he is 46 fucking years old in a sport that isnt very forgiving so far as longevity goes

[Twincest]

TUF 10 is right around the corner and I can't wait to see Kimbo knock Wes Sims unconscious and then immediately go cook a gourmet meal after

YES^^^^^

this makes up for TUF 9.

maybe THAT's my answer. Randy vs Kimbo...?

[HHJ]

if carwin hit him flush,randy would turn into a bag of bones like in ghouls and ghosts

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

kimbo saved tuf and the shit hasnt even started yet

did you read where he's an amazing cook and shit? I hope he wears a big chef's hat while doing so

[ArtardFiesta]

Randy will drop back down to LHW

[HHJ]

randy vs kimbo would be good cos randy can beat kimbo without takin damage

[gumby]

YES^^^^^

this makes up for TUF 9.

maybe THAT's my answer. Randy vs Kimbo...?

lol

[HHJ]

did you read where he's an amazing cook and shit? I hope he wears a big chef's hat while doing so

god thats awesome,when they release the season on dvd,there better be an extra "cooking with kimbo dvd" or zuffas just not thinking straight

[ArtardFiesta]

cooking with kimbo, lol

[Twincest]

did you read where he's an amazing cook and shit? I hope he wears a big chef's hat while doing so

can you imagine if he got a gig on the cooking channel? Cooking with Kimbo? man THAT would shift their demographic landscape a bit.

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

Randy will drop back down to LHW

I can see Randy vs Tito/Coleman winner

[ArtardFiesta]

I would watch Cooking with Kimbo

[HHJ]

Kimbos cook out at his pink palace

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[Twincest]

i read something somewhere about Randy/Anderson...??? as a longtime fan of Randy i sure don't want to see him get Forrested into next week.

[HHJ]

LOL @ those other dudes looking like the guys he knocked out in them other videos

[HHJ]

I can see Randy vs Tito/Coleman winner

yeah he needs to have wheelchair matches with coleman or just guys like tito that he could surely beat,just so he can go out without dying

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

Everyone wanted Randy/Wand years ago. Make that fight now.

[Twincest]

Kimbos cook out at his pink palace

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lol. that's how you tenderize meat.

[HHJ]

lol. that's how you tenderize meat.

it REALLY is though
at Kimbo's Pink Palace of mma magic

[HHJ]

Kimbo SAUCE

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[HHJ]

little bit of mint to it

[HHJ]

honestly,kimbo could start training champs of his own
expect to see him be one of the head trainers at a future TUF season

[gumby]

why is LT hanging out with Kimbo?

[HHJ]

to be trained by the best

http://www.kimbo305.com/photos/album2/pic8.jpg

[gumby]

lol @ putting raw ground beef in the shake.

[HHJ]

thats where the mint comes from

[HHJ]

holy fucking shit LT is going to be a beast with this kind of training

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[ArtardFiesta]

thats some funny shit

[Bang Bang]

kimbo knows that you cook crack in the souf with a foreman grill or any other appliance that has a strong light bulb

[HHJ]

my ducking the freezer door needs work man

[Meaty Portion]

Jardine walking to the cage and doing his best Nutcracker routine.

[GAYBEARCHESTHAIR]

Watching NOG upset and piss off half the population of portland ......