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Tredogg
11-04-2009, 02:05 AM
For those who don't know I work at a hotel. This afternoon a woman in her late 30's checks in and then sits down in the lobby. A few minutes later Jerry Jones comes in (not too out of the ordinary because the Cowboys stadium is only about a mile away) and heads to the restroom. The woman gets up, goes towards the restrooms, and they meet and head upstairs.

About an hour and a half later they come downstairs separately and leave. It was pretty obvious what had happened but the funny thing was that they had ordered a porno in their room - what a dirty old fucker.

Tsar
11-04-2009, 02:13 AM
fucking snoop.

Tredogg
11-04-2009, 02:16 AM
If I were smart I would've used my master key to get in there and snag some action shots - if the windows were open the stadium would've been in view. He probably had her up against the glass hittin' it doggy and thinking about that monstrosity while he blew his load

Elk Penis
11-04-2009, 02:46 AM
If I were smart I would've used my master key to get in there and snag some action shots - if the windows were open the stadium would've been in view. He probably had her up against the glass hittin' it doggy and thinking about that monstrosity while he blew his load

Larry Flynt would have paid big bucks for pics or a video.

Tredogg
11-04-2009, 03:14 AM
I knew it, I could've been set for life by the end of the week :sadpeanut:

pflo
11-04-2009, 03:20 AM
Should've setup an inverted peephole camera ala erin andrews. I would've ruined it though because I would've punched him in the face for what he did to Tom Landry.

California Giant
11-04-2009, 03:43 AM
Do you work in arlington?

flashNsmash
11-04-2009, 06:26 AM
Jerry Jones is a tru playa.

gumby
11-04-2009, 12:02 PM
should have called TMZ

Tredogg
11-04-2009, 12:08 PM
Do you work in arlington?

Si

___
11-04-2009, 12:31 PM
Is he married? I would blackmale the fucker. Well, if you were still wanting to leave and had another option.

super hot
11-04-2009, 01:06 PM
Don't hate the playa hate the game, wig

___
11-04-2009, 01:45 PM
I'm not hating anything. Screw or get screwed, IMO

ExJunky
11-04-2009, 02:02 PM
I knew it, I could've been set for life by the end of the week :sadpeanut:

yeah and dead within 2 weeks

super hot
11-04-2009, 02:34 PM
I'm not hating anything. Screw or get screwed, IMO

that's a good motto

Tredogg
11-04-2009, 03:28 PM
Is he married? I would blackmale the fucker. Well, if you were still wanting to leave and had another option.

Yeah he's married, the chick actually looked like a younger version of his wife - he could've had much better I'm sure

Tredogg
11-04-2009, 03:29 PM
yeah and dead within 2 weeks

My hatred of the Cowboys almost made it worth the risk

JihadMeAtHello
11-04-2009, 03:52 PM
lol at blackmale. That sounds like a whole new way of violating someone, not like blackmail.

sher-bant
11-04-2009, 03:55 PM
http://equaleye.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/jerry-jones.jpg

___
11-04-2009, 04:07 PM
lol at blackmale. That sounds like a whole new way of violating someone, not like blackmail.

Grab all the evidence, including the fact that he bought the porno and approach him. It works in the movies!

sher-bant
11-04-2009, 04:14 PM
Grab all the evidence, including the fact that he bought the porno and approach him. It works in the movies!

*Ask David Letterman about that.

ExJunky
11-04-2009, 04:58 PM
My hatred of the Cowboys almost made it worth the risk

you want some action for sunday night one week av straight up no spread(neither of us posts much so it's not like it's too painful)

Tredogg
11-05-2009, 03:12 AM
you want some action for sunday night one week av straight up no spread(neither of us posts much so it's not like it's too painful)

You're on, I can't wait to see Philly's young, speedy receivers shred the Cowboy's secondary

ExJunky
11-05-2009, 01:19 PM
You're on, I can't wait to see Philly's young, speedy receivers shred the Cowboy's secondary

i cant wait to see ratliff, ware, and brookings cripple mcnabb once and for all

babyboneswordsman
11-06-2009, 12:52 AM
hamel>philly

flashNsmash
11-06-2009, 01:06 AM
I hate both teams, but I predict Philly to win, and I'll be rooting for them as well. Any other given Sunday, I'm praying for McNabb to get a life-threatening injury.