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super hot
11-23-2009, 01:30 PM
This is quote taken from him regarding the signing of Fedor
On the saga of signing Fedor: “I’ve been trying to acquire Fedor. It takes two to make a deal. We offered him what I thought was a respectable deal to come into the UFC and prove if he is the best or one of the best, and they turned it down. I’d put any one of these heavyweights in with Fedor. I want to get that bald, little, fat guy over here real quick; believe me.
I guess Dana doesn't really look at himself in the mirror.
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 01:31 PM
Dana White is doing Fedor a real favor here by even considering signing him
Buckner1986
11-23-2009, 01:32 PM
Did it take you 6 months to make this thread?
CensoredToezFlava
11-23-2009, 01:32 PM
Fedor would beat the shit out off the entire UFC HW class at the same time.
I would be curious to see the body fat index of Dana and Fedor. It would be hilariously close I bet.
And mante, he's an executive, not a fighter.
ThePorpise
11-23-2009, 01:42 PM
Dana is quite slim.
CensoredToezFlava
11-23-2009, 01:43 PM
Pretty much what it comes down to is that the UFC needs Fedor and Fedor doesn't need the UFC.
super hot
11-23-2009, 01:43 PM
I would be curious to see the body fat index of Dana and Fedor. It would be hilariously close I bet.
And mante, he's an executive, not a fighter.
It still doesn't matter if he's an executive and not a fighter. Dana is fat, bald and short.
super hot
11-23-2009, 01:43 PM
Why would Fedor even want to sign with the UFC? Their HW champ is dying from years of steroid abuse and the rest of the division is filled with cans
ThePorpise
11-23-2009, 01:44 PM
Fedor vs Dana in a five-round boxing match: who you got, mante?
P 2 Tha Mofo J
11-23-2009, 01:44 PM
Pretty much what it comes down to is that the UFC needs Fedor and Fedor doesn't need the UFC.
the ufc does not need fedor. they aren't headlining cards with jorge gurgel last time i checked.
CensoredToezFlava
11-23-2009, 01:47 PM
the ufc does not need fedor. they aren't headlining cards with jorge gurgel last time i checked.
Their HW division has been a joke for a while. They need Fedor to legitimize the division.
P 2 Tha Mofo J
11-23-2009, 01:48 PM
yeah ok
super hot
11-23-2009, 01:48 PM
How can the UFC say they have the best HW division when they don't even have the best HW out there.
the ufc does not need fedor. they aren't headlining cards with jorge gurgel last time i checked.
:damn:
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 01:50 PM
This is quote taken from him regarding the signing of Fedor
I guess Dana doesn't really look at himself in the mirror.
Dana looks like a prick w/ two ears imo
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 01:50 PM
the ufc does not need fedor. they aren't headlining cards with jorge gurgel last time i checked.
They dont need Fedor?
So why are the willing to break the bank to sign him? lol
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 01:51 PM
Their HW division has been a joke for a while. They need Fedor to *legitimize the division.
*Pwnt
And yeah, Dana is desperate for Fedor. It's not like they got better ratings for a pre-recorded fight on a Wednsday on Spike TV than Fedor and SF got primetime on CBS or anything.
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 01:51 PM
They dont need Fedor?
So why are the willing to break the bank to sign him? lol
what do you mean?
They dont need Fedor?
So why are the willing to break the bank to sign him? lol
Break the bank? lolololol
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 01:53 PM
Fedor would have gotten a better deal from the UFC than he did in SF
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 01:53 PM
How can the UFC say they have the best HW division when they don't even have the best HW out there.
The same way they said Big Tim was the baddest man on the planet when he quite clearly wasn't.
The same when the UFC said Chuck Liddell was the baddest striker on the planet when the out struck Tito when he quite clearly wasn't.
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 01:53 PM
imho Fedor doesn't have to go crush ufc cans, but I'd def watch. Ain't no ninja on teh planet gonna wreck him
super hot
11-23-2009, 01:53 PM
And yeah, Dana is desperate for Fedor. It's not like they got better ratings for a pre-recorded fight on a Wednsday on Spike TV than Fedor and SF got primetime on CBS or anything.
You are comparing apples to oranges. More people watch tv on Wednesday night than on Saturday night.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 01:54 PM
Break the bank? lolololol
Its a phrase of speech
The UFC were offering Fedor Silly money so they could sign him; more than any fighter in their history.
super hot
11-23-2009, 01:55 PM
Fedor would have gotten a better deal from the UFC than he did in SF
I agree. But Fedor isn't just about the money. He wants competitive fights and those fights are located in Strikeforce
sher-bant
11-23-2009, 01:55 PM
Fedor is the property of the Russian mafia. No more, no less. He'll do exactly what they say.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 01:56 PM
Fedor would have gotten a better deal from the UFC than he did in SF
Obviously not to him
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 01:56 PM
You are comparing apples to oranges. More people watch tv on Wednesday night than on Saturday night.
Saturday is best spent out drinking pwning whores with your flesh rocket
You are comparing apples to oranges. More people watch tv on Wednesday night than on Saturday night.
More people watch cable tv on a Wednesday at 10 than the biggest network in the world at 9 on a Saturday? lol ok
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 01:57 PM
Fedor would lose in the UFC that's why he didn't sign
I can't help but wonder, mante, if more people watch tv on a Wednesday, why wouldn't the UFC hold PPV's then? Are they just not smart enough? Are they going to hold Manny/Pretty Boy on a Tuesday?
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 01:58 PM
Its funny when the UFC and their PR staff more or less call Fedor a can; and say that he hasn't fought anyone worth while. Then they offer him fucking millions to fight in their org
Just LOL
mante just got destroyed in this thead
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 01:59 PM
More people watch cable tv on a Wednesday at 10 than the biggest network in the world at 9 on a Saturday? lol ok
Bud bud bud
When are you most likely to be in your house? a sat night? Or a boring rainy wed school night?
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:01 PM
I can't help but wonder, mante, if more people watch tv on a Wednesday, why wouldn't the UFC hold PPV's then? Are they just not smart enough? Are they going to hold Manny/Pretty Boy on a Tuesday?
Its tradition bud
tangoing always takes place at the weekend; same with football
HOODS
11-23-2009, 02:01 PM
dana-"fedor is a can, he hasnt fought anybody, i offered him 30 million."
its just so comical.
Its tradition bud
tangoing always takes place at the weekend; same with football
So the execs are more interested in holding true to a tradition than making money? Quite honorable of them IMO
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:02 PM
Fedor would lose in the UFC that's why he didn't sign
His record would say different
he eats UFC fighters and champions for breakfast
super hot
11-23-2009, 02:03 PM
I don't know about wig, but I usually spend my saturday nights fucking sluts and getting wasted. 9pm is a bad start time to hold fights.
Gasmasker
11-23-2009, 02:03 PM
Its funny when the UFC and their PR staff more or less call Fedor a can; and say that he hasn't fought anyone worth while. Then they offer him fucking millions to fight in their org
Just LOL
and if the UFC ever did sign fedor then Dana would drool all over him, call him the best in the world, announce it by bringing him into the ring right before a ppv main event, etc. dana's definition of can is a fighter that won't do business with him.
I don't know about mante, but it's a pretty common thing to call up a few friends and see if they want to come over to drink beers and watch fights on a Saturday night.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:06 PM
and if the UFC ever did sign fedor then Dana would drool all over him, call him the best in the world, announce it by bringing him into the ring right before a ppv main event, etc. dana's definition of can is a fighter that won't do business with him.
LOL So true
:roflnut:
super hot
11-23-2009, 02:06 PM
Wig can't take my statements about Brock so he deletes my posts. lol. Why are you defending a steroid abuser?
ArtardFiesta
11-23-2009, 02:06 PM
And yeah, Dana is desperate for Fedor. It's not like they got better ratings for a pre-recorded fight on a Wednsday on Spike TV than Fedor and SF got primetime on CBS or anything.
LOL @ bringing up ratings again and again. Everyone knows he doesn't get good ratings that that's besides the point, he's the king of the HW division and the UFC needs him for their HW division to be legit.
But apparently mante knows more about ratings and viewers than any boxing or MMA exec ever.
Wig can't take my statements about Brock so he deletes my posts. lol. Why are you defending a steroid abuser?
Neither Brock or steroids has anything to do with anything in this thread. I deleted it before everyone else saw how dumb you are, you should be thanking me.
ArtardFiesta
11-23-2009, 02:08 PM
Whatever happened to the mods deleting posts and trying to clean this place up, i just read most of this thread and am astonished by the amount of shitty posts. Wig and Stool need to get on point and clean this place up a little.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:08 PM
I don't know about mante, but it's a pretty common thing to call up a few friends and see if they want to come over to drink beers and watch fights on a Saturday night.
Fucking sluts > watching the UFC
any day of the week bud
ThePorpise
11-23-2009, 02:09 PM
Fucking sluts > watching the UFC
any day of the week bud
I know that deep down you don't believe that.
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 02:10 PM
brit you got turned down by the 35 year old and up crowd and even beat up by one of them on that shitty island, what the fuck do you know about getting laid
LOL @ bringing up ratings again and again. Everyone knows he doesn't get good ratings that that's besides the point, he's the king of the HW division and the UFC needs him for their HW division to be legit.
The UFC doesn't need him at all. They never have and never will. They are a business, you're right, ratings mean nothing in regards to what they need. :rolleyes:
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 02:10 PM
britt must be including guys with wigs
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:11 PM
as a hw fighter it makes no sense for fedor to come to the ufc
the best hws for him to fight right now are big foot, werdum, and allistar
the one guy worth fighting is retired cuz of steroid abuse, and jds and cain need a year or two befoe they are truly ready for fedor
Fucking sluts > watching the UFC
any day of the week bud
Maybe to someone who has spent the majority of their life getting shut down by 70 year old Welsh whores, but not to me. Girls will be there tomorrow, fights will not.
super hot
11-23-2009, 02:17 PM
The UFC doesn't need him at all. They never have and never will. They are a business, you're right, ratings mean nothing in regards to what they need. :rolleyes:
So the UFC doesn't need the consensus number one heavy weight to legitimize their HW division? lol. That's like playing for the national championship with two shitty schools from the Pac 10
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 02:18 PM
Brock Lesnar is a bigger draw than fedor will ever be
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:19 PM
the ufc's hw division has always been shit
hard to legitimize the division when ur belt has a history of guys vacating it to fight in japan or vacating it over injuries/roid tests
super hot
11-23-2009, 02:19 PM
That's because there are a shitload of idiots in the US
The UFC is a money that wants to make money. They would probably lose money on Fedor as a whole. Recent quotes from journalists say that the UFC HW division is the best it's ever been. During the negotiations, every journalist that spoke on the matter said that the UFC did everything they could to get him and that it was the best place for him to go for competition. Him signing with SF looked poorly on him and not on the UFC according to everyone except a few dozen pride nuthuggers.
Short answer, no.
ArtardFiesta
11-23-2009, 02:21 PM
Brock Lesnar is a bigger draw than fedor will ever be
He may be a bigger draw but he will never be the better fighter.
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:21 PM
in 6 months dana will be talking about jds being the best hw in the world
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:22 PM
The UFC is a money that wants to make money. They would probably lose money on Fedor as a whole. Recent quotes from journalists say that the UFC HW division is the best it's ever been. During the negotiations, every journalist that spoke on the matter said that the UFC did everything they could to get him and that it was the best place for him to go for competition. Him signing with SF looked poorly on him and not on the UFC according to everyone except a few dozen pride nuthuggers.
Short answer, no.
lol at mma journalists, most of these guys were career trolls on sherdog or the UG, or guys who got an AP certification like kevin iole.
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 02:22 PM
Lesnar would beat Fedor so Fedor went to strikeforce
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 02:22 PM
simple imo
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:23 PM
brock could've been the better fighter, he had the potential, but he'll never reach it now with his health issues
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:23 PM
Wig can't take my statements about Brock so he deletes my posts. lol. Why are you defending a steroid abuser?
Usually guys that loved Brock in WWE will still like/support him in MMA/UFC
Its pretty sad but also pretty fucking true.
Wig was a WWE fan thats his problem.
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:25 PM
Usually guys that loved Brock in WWE will still like/support him in MMA/UFC
Its pretty sad but also pretty fucking true.
Wig was a WWE fan thats his problem.
how do you think davey boy smith would've done in mma?
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:25 PM
brit you got turned down by the 35 year old and up crowd and even beat up by one of them on that shitty island, what the fuck do you know about getting laid
Huh?
Usually guys that loved Brock in WWE will still like/support him in MMA/UFC
Its pretty sad but also pretty fucking true.
Wig was a WWE fan thats his problem.
Me watching the WWF until I was in 10th grade has everything to do with why I root for Brock, belee dat.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:27 PM
Maybe to someone who has spent the majority of their life getting shut down by 70 year old Welsh whores, but not to me. Girls will be there tomorrow, fights will not.
The weekends is when I go out on the hunt for sluts. I dont go out during the week cause most sluts arent in bars or clubs.
......and whats wrong with 70 year old welsh whores?
super hot
11-23-2009, 02:29 PM
The only thing that Brock could beat Fedor in is steroid knowledge.
The weekends is when I go out on the hunt for sluts. I dont go out during the week cause most sluts arent in bars or clubs.
......and whats wrong with 70 year old welsh whores?
What did you do Saturday?
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:31 PM
mante makes a good point, without steroids, brock is nothing
just look at mark kerr if u want to see how he'd fare
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:32 PM
brock lesner works out on a smith machine.... there is no way he could acheive his strength and power given his workout without gear
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:32 PM
Brock Lesnar is a bigger draw than fedor will ever be
if Michale Jackson entered MMA he would of been a bigger draw than Brock
whats your point here?
What you are saying here is; "UFC fans are fucking nooby as fuck most of them crossed over from WWE. They only really know who the UFC tell them to like; so the UFC hasn't told them to like Fedor therefore Fedor wont be such a big draw for them"
CensoredToezFlava
11-23-2009, 02:33 PM
I bet X Pac would outsell Anderson Silva.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:34 PM
What did you do Saturday?
In a bar in Glasgow
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 02:35 PM
I don't know about wig, but I usually spend my saturday nights fucking sluts and getting wasted. 9pm is a bad start time to hold fights.
this why I never see live ufc. My peen is in control, he can watch fighting later
In a bar in Glasgow
Must have been a great success since afterwords you went home and watched the fights without the company of a woman.
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 02:36 PM
......and whats wrong with 70 year old welsh whores?
less teeth is a good thing imo
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:37 PM
Fedor is the knowledgeable MMA fan champion
Brock is the kiddies n00b champion/hero
Thats just the way it is.
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 02:37 PM
Must have been a great success since afterwords you went home and watched the fights without the company of a woman.
AND IT IS ALL OVER JOE
WIG JUST DESTROYED BRITT SCOTT IN EXPLOSHIOUS FASHION
:goldie:
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:38 PM
So fuck if Fedor isnt on Kids lunch boxes; or has been made into plastic action toys. Who gives a flying fuck lol
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 02:38 PM
he found a home for that jab joe and absolutely went explosive on him
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 02:39 PM
So fuck if Fedor isnt on Kids lunch boxers; or has been made into plastic action toys. Who gives a flying fuck lol
Fedor's busy collecting souls, he can't be arsed to be on a lunch box
ThePorpise
11-23-2009, 02:39 PM
A Fedor lunchbox would fucking pwn!
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:42 PM
as a hw fighter it makes no sense for fedor to come to the ufc
the best hws for him to fight right now are big foot, werdum, and allistar
the one guy worth fighting is retired cuz of steroid abuse, and jds and cain need a year or two befoe they are truly ready for fedor
Does it matter where he fights UFC fighters?
He's been pwning them in PRIDE for years; he pwnd them at Affliction; now he'll be pwning UFC fighters in Strikeforce.
No matter where Fedor fights he will pwn UFC fighters wherever he goes as stats have proven.
The man was made to fuck up UFC cans.
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 02:43 PM
A Fedor lunchbox would fucking pwn!
lol I used to sell pot outta my GI Joes lunchbox. Ahhhh high school, I don't remember much
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 02:43 PM
fedor cant handle the competition in the UFC
super hot
11-23-2009, 02:44 PM
Neither can Brock, that's why he fakes illnesses in order to get out of fights.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:45 PM
lol at mma journalists, most of these guys were career trolls on sherdog or the UG, or guys who got an AP certification like kevin iole.
"career trolls at SD" LOL
They are also from the boxing world which = they know fuck all about MMA
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:47 PM
what the fuck does kevin iole know about fighting or mixed martial arts. A 12 year old from the bronx could kick his ass.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:49 PM
brock could've been the better fighter, he had the potential, but he'll never reach it now with his health issues
I watched the Brock MIR fight the other day
Have you ever noticed how silly Brocks ground and pound looks?
He does these wee short retarded punches; its as if he pushes somebodies head with his strikes. He draws his hand about 2 inches from somebodies head and strikes over and over in a choppy motion. Its hard to explain but look out for it next time you watch him fight.
Its similar to his retarded donkey kong punches
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:50 PM
how do you think davey boy smith would've done in mma?
SHIT!!
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 02:50 PM
he knocked mir out in devastating fashion and would do the same to Fedor
super hot
11-23-2009, 02:51 PM
I watched the Brock MIR fight the other day
Have you ever noticed how silly Brocks ground and pound looks?
He does these wee short retarded punches; its as if he pushes somebodies head with his strikes. He draws his hand about 2 inches from somebodies head and strikes over and over in a choppy motion. Its hard to explain but look out for it next time you watch him fight.
Its similar to his retarded donkey kong punches
He learned that shit in the WWE
WAR RANDLEMAN!
11-23-2009, 02:51 PM
After Lesnar ends Fedor's career he will appear on Oprah 8 months later to show what used to be his face to the public for the first time
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:52 PM
Me watching the WWF until I was in 10th grade has everything to do with why I root for Brock, belee dat.
I don't believe that for one minute
You wont get many knowledgeable MMA fans that have watched the sport for years supporting Brock. The hardcore fans hate Brock while the noobs love him. That says it all to be honest.
Most of the noobs of today all crossed over from WWE.
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:53 PM
I watched the Brock MIR fight the other day
Have you ever noticed how silly Brocks ground and pound looks?
He does these wee short retarded punches; its as if he pushes somebodies head with his strikes. He draws his hand about 2 inches from somebodies head and strikes over and over in a choppy motion. Its hard to explain but look out for it next time you watch him fight.
Its similar to his retarded donkey kong punches
his potential came cuz of his strength from juicing. THat's difficult to combat and his fighting style was based solely on optimizing his steriod advantages. If someone got him out of that element he'd be a fish flooping around without water
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 02:54 PM
when you are fighting brock you are basically fighting a hybrid of usain bolt, barry bonds and other top juciers of this era.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:56 PM
Must have been a great success since afterwords you went home and watched the fights without the company of a woman.
Eh?
I might be a walking talking stud. That doesn't mean to say I get lucky every time I'm out on the hunt.
Just to add the UFC starts at 3am for the British....bars are shut at that time.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:57 PM
less teeth is a good thing imo
You cant beat a gummy blow job
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 02:59 PM
fedor cant handle the competition in the UFC
His current "kill list" would say different
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 03:00 PM
Neither can Brock, that's why he fakes illnesses in order to get out of fights.
Brock must of thought that Fedor was being singed so decided to declare long term life time injury so he would never need to face him.
fedor is flabby at 235 lbs,i think he adds the flab to make him heavier thus harder to push around...he came in with almost no fat against coleman at 220 lbs
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 03:01 PM
Its funny when PRIDE bashers sate PRIDE for roids...but actively support the WWE who's own fucking president was supplying his stars with juice LOL
Its funny how they dont cast up that isn't it. lol
pride bashing is so 2007 anyway
ThePorpise
11-23-2009, 03:02 PM
Brock never failed a drug test in the WWE.
Buckfutts
11-23-2009, 03:04 PM
he knocked mir out in devastating fashion and would do the same to Fedor
Old man freeman bashed up MIR in more devastating fashion (prior to MIR's bike crash) than what Brock did.
ThePorpise
11-23-2009, 03:08 PM
lol, Mir was destroying Brock in the standup.
lol, Mir was destroying Brock in the standup.
no,but he made it chaotic enough that lesnar just took him down,even though he was the one who wanted to stand,that shows a chink in lesnars armor
what the fuck does kevin iole know about fighting or mixed martial arts. A 12 year old from the bronx could kick his ass.
John Clayton has no right analyzing football. Have you seen that little nerd? Disgusting.
Bones of Satan
11-23-2009, 03:13 PM
John Clayton has no right analyzing football. Have you seen that little nerd? Disgusting.
it is a joke, i love watching fat guys on pti or the sports reporters ripping apart athletes when those same clowns prolly consider eating donuts a good arm workout
ArtardFiesta
11-23-2009, 03:14 PM
This thread sucks
Wilma Fingerdo
11-23-2009, 04:20 PM
Old man freeman bashed up MIR in more devastating fashion (prior to MIR's bike crash) than what Brock did.
qft Freeman put teh stamp on him
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