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WAR RANDLEMAN!
12-02-2009, 01:38 AM
www.10poundsofdarcechoke.com/randy-couture-trains
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In an exclusive interview we sat down with Randy Couture to discuss his training for his upcoming fight with PRIDE OWGP Champion and former UFC heavyweight champion Mark "The Hammer" Coleman. As Randy presses the button to raise up on his bed it's clear all the focus and drive that made him a champion is still there.

"I get up around 9am with the help of a few Xtreme Couture members. Forrest checks my back for bedsores and Gina feeds me my oatmeal and then it's time to get ready for the hard stuff. I put on the sparring mitts then lean against the cage for 5 5 minute rounds." At this point Couture began nodding off and drooling. He awakes with a start and continues where he left off.

"After I finish practicing my striking I'm usually pretty tired, but I don't stop there. After 5 hours rest and a sponge bath from Mike Whitehead I lay on a heavybag for up to an hour with no stops to sharpen my wrestling and jiujitsu. I'm in the best shape I've ever been in right now."

A loud splattering signals the end of the interview as Couture fills his bedpan and immediately falls into a deep sleep. It was truly an honor to be able to sit down with this UFC hall of famer.
Randy sounds like he's taking this fight pretty serious

stretcharmstrong
12-02-2009, 01:41 AM
i luled.

JihadMeAtHello
12-02-2009, 01:41 AM
He's the Micheal Jordan of leaning!

super hot
12-02-2009, 01:48 AM
lol

JihadMeAtHello
12-02-2009, 01:53 AM
:hesrocked: THAT MAN IS MY BIOLOGICAL GRANDFATHER!

super hot
12-02-2009, 01:54 AM
couture is a can

stulecanem
12-02-2009, 02:52 AM
Coleman subs couture in training last year

http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/Gi21.gif

American Born Jr
12-02-2009, 02:55 AM
Coleman subs couture in training last year

http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/Gi21.gif

:roflnut::roflnut::roflnut:

Mr. Thick Dick
12-02-2009, 03:01 AM
:roflnut::roflnut::roflnut::roflnut:

snipe
12-02-2009, 03:18 AM
:roflnut::roflnut::roflnut:

stulecanem
12-02-2009, 03:21 AM
Randy uses awesome standup to work for a takedown

http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/G2.gif

Twincest
12-02-2009, 03:22 AM
<marquee> :roflnut: :roflnut: :roflnut: </marquee>

<marquee direction="right">:roflnut: :roflnut: :roflnut: :roflnut: </marquee>

Shogun Marcus
12-02-2009, 03:38 AM
Holy shit, the follow up is better than the first. The three stooges slap fucking sold it for me.

Meaty Portion
12-02-2009, 03:41 AM
:roflnut: :roflnut: :roflnut:

Holy fuck, this is the best thread I've seen in months.

Twincest
12-02-2009, 03:44 AM
Holy shit, the follow up is better than the first. The three stooges slap fucking sold it for me.

Pancrase rules i guess.

Shogun Marcus
12-02-2009, 03:46 AM
Pancrase rules i guess.

I'm just waiting for Coleman's follow up.

Twincest
12-02-2009, 04:22 AM
looks like Coleman is starting to tap - on his wheelchair. pretty sad day for Hammer House imo.

P 2 Tha Mofo J
12-02-2009, 08:27 AM
the op is fake and so are the gifs stool posted

WAR OSCAR YEE
12-02-2009, 11:01 AM
randy by fucking murder

HHJ
12-02-2009, 01:35 PM
coleman should start talking shit now

normally he wont so big kev should tell him "hey hammah,i just talkd randy,and he told me to tell you "eat shit,ill kick your fucking ass"

so he will be all riled up

gracie-hunter
12-02-2009, 01:39 PM
the op is fake and so are the gifs stool posted

i believe in those gifs
blindly

Twincest
12-02-2009, 01:39 PM
look real to me.

HHJ
12-02-2009, 01:40 PM
those are from the ufc countdown footage

JihadMeAtHello
12-02-2009, 01:41 PM
lol at solid being the only one who wants to take this seriously

vincent_vega
12-02-2009, 01:44 PM
Holy shit :roflnut:

Vlad
12-04-2009, 02:34 AM
"Gina feeds me my oatmeal" I lol'd