Moosin God of Can: Big Shitbag vs Polish Strong Man Can

[WAR SYNTHOL]

This will probably be the only event they have, so I don't see any reason to number it

[Bacon of Hope]

lol im somewhat excited for this card

[gumby]

This is tomorrow right?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

no tonight at 9pm est

[HHJ]

im gonna take a nap before this starts

[Oregon]

who's got the streamssss

[HHJ]

why the fuck is it call moosin!?

dont they mean mushin? i dont wanna know,forget it

[gumby]

oh shit, in an hour!

[gumby]

why the fuck is it call moosin!?

dont they mean mushin? i dont wanna know,forget it

cause they're gonna pick up fat chicks afterwards.

[vincent_vega]

I might as well stay up for this slopfest now.

[HHJ]

i bet that was butterbeans idea

[vincent_vega]

Who's hookin up the streams?

[HHJ]

“This will be the biggest card ever done, probably in the Northeast,” said Fischer. “The UFC is coming here in August and they’re going to have a hard gate to beat. I think this fight card will be better than what they’re bringing.”

[HHJ]

Who's hookin up the streams?

i have no idea,i hope my old sopcast standby will have it on

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Check with the secret site. I'm not at my place or I would try to hook it up. Going to Marques vs Vasquez IV FTW.

[vincent_vega]

TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELLL!!!!!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

BTW, is anyone else hoping that Butterball gets to fight either the other fat piece of shit or Polish strong man can? I know I am.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

And to whichever can asked, I think Moosin is a shitty Korean version of M-1. But much more shitty.

[HHJ]

oh god yes

[HHJ]

And to whichever can asked, I think Moosin is a shitty Korean version of M-1. But much more shitty.

lol i cant wait,someone find a stream!!!!!!

[HHJ]

“The Maine-iac” hopes that Pudzianowski’s lack of experience will help propel him to a second straight victory and another step towards returning to the ranks of the UFC or Strikeforce by next year.

:lol:

to what? to clean the cages?

[vincent_vega]

I don't know what I'm looking forward to more, the fights or seeing the PPV numbers after.

[Elk Penis]

Streams are up - check the main forum.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

which thread?

[gumby]

which thread?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

got it now

[gumby]

the jtv one?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

we are ready for the moosin

[HHJ]

i got it in polska so far

[HHJ]

i dont know how ready we are WR but here we fuckin go

[WAR SYNTHOL]

A WAR BEING WAGED IN THE NAME OF PRIDE

THE WORLD'S MOST ELITE FIGHTERS ONLY HAVE ONE GOD

MOOSIN

[gumby]

A WAR BEING WAGED IN THE NAME OF PRIDE

THE WORLD'S MOST ELITE FIGHTERS ONLY HAVE ONE GOD

MOOSIN

lol

[WAR SYNTHOL]

wow bas rutten is announcing

[HHJ]

how you get in english?!

[Elk Penis]

ROFL - They have to share a mic!

[gumby]

how you get in english?!

check your profile

[Elk Penis]

This guy in the middle is like a knock-off of Tom Arnold.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

is that the jurassic park theme song in the background

[godofdixie]

let's see what all the fuss is about

[HHJ]

ok took the gay polish shit off

ENGLISH BABY

[HHJ]

They found steph off the street

[WAR SYNTHOL]

the meat cleaver vs the meat truck for meatiest nickname

[HHJ]

why does the main announcer have a extremely noticable gay lisp?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol this announcer looks like he's reading a dastardly plot from unsolved mysteries

[Elk Penis]

Holy shit, I didn't know Petz looks and talks like Slingblade.


.....nice entrance song though. Superbad.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

forrreest peeetz body was never found, the mystery was never solved. If you have any information, contact the terribly balding man with glasses

[HHJ]

WHY IS RICHARD SIMMONS A COMMENTATOR?!?!

[vincent_vega]

So many cans under one roof.

[Oregon]

why does the main announcer have a extremely noticable gay lisp?

thubmithion thpeciath..........holy gay an fagot

[vincent_vega]

Death ****l sucks so bad, shit hurts my ears.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol it's the amy winehouse guy

[Elk Penis]

If you ever want to see the most one-sided beatdown that wasn't a KO go watch Petz vs Sam Morgan. Petz had a 10-7 and a 10-6 round, and IMHO the judges were being nice to his opponent.

[vincent_vega]

Here comes wig.

[HHJ]

this fuckin song SUCKS

[Elk Penis]

huge sssssssizssssse advantage - from the lisp guy

[WAR SYNTHOL]

Here comes wig.

:roflnut:

[gumby]

great records

[HHJ]

death ****l is awesome,that song was mad gay
can they trigger those drums any more?

[Oregon]

lol........they fucked up the hieght

[Elk Penis]

LOL - the Tale of the Tape was wrong.

[HHJ]

theres a chairwoman,it all goes downhill from here

[gumby]

Vicious Cheese FTW!

[HHJ]

hahaha this is going to be the biggest turd since teh yammah armpit

[Raymundo]

How many more fights until the freakshow?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

referee gary foreman looks like he doesn't exactly know why he's there

[Oregon]

the refree was bouncing at Hooters last weekend......the greasy cezar cut and green gold chain gave it away

[vincent_vega]

Man this is great. Best even this year.

[Elk Penis]

How many more fights until the freakshow?

The whole thing is a freakshow.

[Oregon]

what was that anouncer man??? yer shitty mike cut out

[vincent_vega]

Wig been eating baby grow.

[gumby]

Let's giter done!

[Oregon]

LOL @ Bas's ****l singing



Petz by murder?

[gumby]

hold his head up high

[WAR SYNTHOL]

"it's a huge reach, you know"

[vincent_vega]

Big Wig is the new anderson silva.

[Elk Penis]

So it's Tom Arnold, Richard Simmons, and Bas commentating tonight.

[Elk Penis]

They need to hook the faggot announcer up with Nick Ring from the current season of TUF.

[godofdixie]

no matter how bush league moosin is, at least we can all agree that they went out of their way to assemble the best announcing trio possible

[WAR SYNTHOL]

this announcer is fascinated with US Presidents

[vincent_vega]

This is awesome.

[Raymundo]

The whole thing is a freakshow.lol whateva I wont have enough time to watch the main event anyways.

[h00ch]

shit looks like ufc 3

[WAR SYNTHOL]

wig is going to gas

[Buckner1986]

No clock on the screen?

That's pretty classy.

[Elk Penis]

LOL - even the horn is fucked up.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

airhorn sounded like butterbean ripping off a pot of chili

[Buckner1986]

I missed that round. Did the hamburgular win the 1st?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

"HE CONNECTS WITH ONE OF THOSE, BAM"

[Buckner1986]

Listen to the announcers talk like these cans have strategies.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

so these other two guys announcing are clueless as fuck

[Elk Penis]

lol whateva I wont have enough time to watch the main event anyways.
There's about 4 or 5 fights on the PPV. This is the first. Farva vs Polack is the last.

[h00ch]

bas must be broke as shit

[gumby]

lol! If Petz can take him down, who can?!?!

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:roflnut:

"If petz can't take this guy down, who can?"

[gumby]

nice camera angles

[Buckner1986]

They're acting like Johnson is dominating, but he's not doing a fucking thing.

[HHJ]

anybodys stream choppy as fok?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

mine's good here

[Buckner1986]

"He's very polished"

LOL

[WAR SYNTHOL]

johnson isn't doing anything

[gumby]

lol!! 20 seconds early

[vincent_vega]

clock was wrong?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

hahahahahaha I saw 19 seconds left

[Buckner1986]

What a terrible round. 8 of the 12 people that bought this PPV threw their cans of Milwakee's Best at the TV.

[h00ch]

hey steph

[Elk Penis]

That's not a joke name - Jerkowski?

[Buckner1986]

Poland vs. um...uh...

[INS_tha_rebel]

Jerkoffski? What the fuck am I watching?

[Oregon]

look at the mutant cranium on Eegor here..........godam

[WAR SYNTHOL]

this terminally ill kid's last wish was to get destroyed by some can

[gumby]

hopefully they cut this round short too

[WAR SYNTHOL]

"how are you feeling jerkoffsky"

"very sick and Im seeing things"

"good luck"

[gumby]

hide the chat if your stream is choppy

[Oregon]

"very zmart fight"......hey, fagot---play like Michael Jackson and beat it

[Buckner1986]

This guy is just running.

[Oregon]

Tom Arnold doing character spots "Im not going dowwwn"

[gumby]

"very zmart fight"......hey, fagot---play like Michael Jackson and beat it

epic pwn, bud.

[godofdixie]

instead of talking, the announcers' mics should pick up the sound of bas skull fucking both of these numbnuts. this is pathetic

[Buckner1986]

Why are the announcers on this guy's dick?

[gumby]

shit fight by a shit fighter

[Keelar Squeed]

these announcers are retarded

[gumby]

how is running defense?

[Keelar Squeed]

Petz is winning this fight and they're acting like he got his ass whooped.

[vincent_vega]

Finally it's over.

[godofdixie]

WHAT A FIGHT

[Buckner1986]

I think Petz should win. I only saw the 2nd and 3rd, but I thought he won both.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

johnson didn't do shit after the 1st round

[Oregon]

epic pwn, bud.

who's team are you on here.....

[Elk Penis]

I'd give Johnson the first and Petz the third. Don't know about the 2nd, but Johnson's got the home-cage advantage, so he'll probably take it.

[gumby]

Johnson is the hometown kid though

[WAR SYNTHOL]

can they shut the fuck up about this reject can

[gumby]

who's team are you on here.....

TEAM DUST

[Keelar Squeed]

not even close. jesus.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

with the way these announcers talk Ralph Johnson is ready for Anderson Silva

[INS_tha_rebel]

"Johnson looked awesome". I've seen better technique in the pub car park.

[Buckner1986]

Holy shit, look at Butterbean.

[gumby]

"Cage"

[Oregon]

TEAM DUST

I thought this was an "us" thing.....Im devastated

[Keelar Squeed]

for fucks sake

[Buckner1986]

The judges look so intelligent discussing how to add up 10s and 9s.

[gumby]

Why are they conferring?

[INS_tha_rebel]

Bas Rutten is not funny.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

butterbean dropped his ice cream all over the judges cards they had to get new ones

[vincent_vega]

Johnson looks like he should work at subway.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

awesome

[Buckner1986]

LOL. Good. That tall guy looked like a tool.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

get the fuck out of here you faggot

[Keelar Squeed]

at least they got the decision right

[h00ch]

back to hot topic

[Elk Penis]

LOL - no hometown judging for Wig.

[Elk Penis]

Johnson looks like he should work at subway.

He looks like he should be living in the subway.

[Buckner1986]

What a meathead this interviewer is.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

back to hot topic

:roflnut:

[gumby]

this is garb so far, dude. These announcers are fucking baaaaaad.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

first I lose fight

now I buy new ramones patch

[vincent_vega]

It's still showing Petz getting lit up after he won lol.

[gumby]

He looks like he should be living in the subway.

lol! High-Oh!

[gumby]

hey ladies

[Buckner1986]

2 token black ring girls.

[Oregon]

oh.....strippers

[Keelar Squeed]

what's it feel like to be a ring girl?

awesome.

[gumby]

lol at the blonde showing butt crack

[vincent_vega]

Them hoes are 3rd rate at best, looks like the dragged some whores off the street corner.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol butt crack

[CivilServant]

the ring girls are wearing strippereque evening wear. niiiice

[Elk Penis]

Finally we get to resolve the long awaited grudge match between Poland and Korea.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

tito put his head sperm in solid's head

[American Pretzel]

Moose?

[vincent_vega]

Solids been training hard for this one since he got banned.

[Keelar Squeed]

does anyone have the link with the polish announcers?

[INS_tha_rebel]

I'm cringing here, I really am.

[Buckner1986]

My stream just got real shitty.

[Oregon]

Them hoes are 3rd rate at best, looks like the dragged some whores off the street corner.

un yew'd stick yer willie in everyone of dem tarts,...eye mate?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

these announcers are killing me

[CivilServant]

polish hip hop?

[Elk Penis]

Holy shit - I'm embarrassed for Bas to be announcing with these guys.

[Buckner1986]

Stopped and restarted and I'm OK.

[Oregon]

My stream just got real shitty.

kinda resembles yer life, huh?

[vincent_vega]

Herb Dean?

[Buckner1986]

Thanks for asking.

[gumby]

polish hip hop?

słowo!

[Oregon]

Buckner man Im sorry..........that was totally un-called for and out of the blue

[Elk Penis]

polish hip hop?

I know....

[Buckner1986]

kinda resembles yer life, huh?

Says the guy with herpes and no hair follicles.

[INS_tha_rebel]

Ho Chi Minh vs Jerkoffski.

[Elk Penis]

The Korean guy is named Ho?

Ho vs Jerkowski

They did that shit on purpose

[godofdixie]

yes, the long awaited moosin debut of Random Korean Can

[Buckner1986]

Ho Jin Kim

[vincent_vega]

Ho takes this.

[gumby]

Ho Chi Minh vs Jerkoffski.

Jerkoffski is gonna be all up in his trail.



Right?

[Buckner1986]

"THE POLISH FLAG IS HERE!!!!!!"

[vincent_vega]

Polish, coming to a building site near you.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

even if ho wins he's still going to get beat up by a few polish people

[Buckner1986]

I hope Bas chokes one of these announcers out.

[gumby]

sickowitz?

[INS_tha_rebel]

areacodedeals.com

[vincent_vega]

Ho looks gassed.

[Buckner1986]

Calm down, ref. We still have to announce the fighters.

[gumby]

196?

[Elk Penis]

Polish cans unite.

[Oregon]

Says the guy with herpes and no hair follicles.

lmao.........I appolagize and this is what I get

[WAR SYNTHOL]

someone give this korean can a gi

[Oregon]

WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

channel went down

[INS_tha_rebel]

My jtv stream just got shitcanned.

[gumby]

weak

[WAR SYNTHOL]

oh no ho jin kim failed to break his 3 fight losing streak

[CivilServant]

fuck. i wonder if TVU has this shitstorm up

[Oregon]

see what yer hurtful comments did Buckner ????

you broke the fucking stream with yer shit-ass attitude you faggoit

[Buckner1986]

I wanted to see the Polish guy lose so the crowd could throw plastic vodka bottles into the cage in disgust.

[Elk Penis]

My jtv stream just got shitcanned.

http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=77426∂=sports (http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=77426&part=sports)

[Buckner1986]

lmao.........I appolagize and this is what I get

Sorry, guy. The button was already pressed.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

this retarded richard simmons faggot is arguing with bas

[Buckner1986]

I can't wait for this interview.

[Buckner1986]

I like the 'Honky Tonk Man' haircut this interviewer is sporting.

[h00ch]

being from new england wont save tim from the boos

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol the polish announcer just said get the fuck outta here bum it's my turn

[CivilServant]

up on tvu. and apparently it's also over

[WAR SYNTHOL]

I have zero desire to watch this mma women's fight

[Oregon]

MMA-TV is having it

[Buckner1986]

Nothing like a complete uneducated skank interviewing a medical professional. Some good information came from that.

[h00ch]

sometimes they has scratched nose is that any indication of injuries they has?





:bowler:

[Elk Penis]

Why interview the doctor?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

manface larosa

[Buckner1986]

I have zero desire to watch this mma women's fight

There's no possible way that it could be worse than the 1st fight.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

this music, uh I'll be back later

[Elk Penis]

I always wondered what happened to Blossom.

[gumby]

who won?

[Buckner1986]

LOLOLOLOL

What the fuck is this?

[Twincest]

what have i missed?

[h00ch]

i would eat roxy's butt...


and you're helpin, wr

[vincent_vega]

First my stream went then firefox went gay and wouldn't open this site.


This music is the worst thing I've ever heard.

[Twincest]

roxi is gonna fuck up this lesbian

[Buckner1986]

Because you can slam school children....

[gumby]

I always wondered what happened to Blossom.

she teaches quantum physics, dude. On the real.

[Oregon]

maybe take a day off from the juice ?

[vincent_vega]

VCL FTW anyway.

[Buckner1986]

what have i missed?

One terrible jab filled fight and the most terrible announcing ever heard in MMA.

[Twincest]

cant believe roxi is the underdog.

[gumby]

VCL FTW anyway.

vlc link?

[h00ch]

lol bas

[godofdixie]

clash of the cum dumpsters

[Oregon]

Tara looks like Puddy from Seinfield

[Buckner1986]

she teaches quantum physics, dude. On the real.

And she's a slut.

[Elk Penis]

vlc link?

LOL - I put one in the stream thread you made, and in the other stream thread.

[Buckner1986]

Holy shit, they're singing.

[Twincest]

holy shit, you're not joking about the announcers.

[INS_tha_rebel]

Why are the commentators singing and generally fucking about?

[godofdixie]

bas really should have his ass kicked for calling fights with these winners

[Buckner1986]

14-5 and 18-1 is pretty close, apparently.

[Twincest]

that tara bitch is just one chromosome shy of an NFL contract