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WAR SYNTHOL
08-17-2010, 05:31 PM
www.cagetomato.com/Old-Man-shattered-ribs
Randy Couture has recently pulled out of his scheduled bout with James Toney after an autograph signing left him struggling for his life. In a typical fighter and fan pose a young 10 year old fan playfully jabbed at Randy's ribs shattering 5 of them with a seemingly harmless punch. Eyewitnesses state that his shoes flew at least 20 feet. No word on if there will be a replacement, or if the card will be scrapped entirely.
holy fucking shit

vincent_vega
08-17-2010, 05:32 PM
I bet that nigga Toney stole his shoes.

SatNav
08-17-2010, 05:33 PM
www.cagetomato.com/Old-Man-shattered-ribs

holy fucking shit

:pomlnut:

Holy fucking shit man!

SatNav
08-17-2010, 05:34 PM
Why do I need to spread some reps! why!

WAR SYNTHOL
08-17-2010, 05:36 PM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1489/oldmangettingintowheelc.jpg

vincent_vega
08-17-2010, 05:40 PM
:roflnut: hahaha

Wilma Fingerdo
08-17-2010, 05:55 PM
Bwahahahahaha he'd still destroy Toney imo

CrackerJack
08-17-2010, 06:03 PM
you;re jsut saying that cuz you hate black people imo

stretcharmstrong
08-17-2010, 06:34 PM
James Toney and JT Money had the same name in HS. know what it was?







N I G G E R


i cant wait for Randy to beat the black off this faggot.

stretcharmstrong
08-17-2010, 06:34 PM
too much? sorry HockeyGoon...

ArtardFiesta
08-17-2010, 06:35 PM
Randy may actually be in a coma at the end of fight night.

vincent_vega
08-17-2010, 06:37 PM
I might put £5 on Toney by KO. Not because I think he'll win but I can't deny he has a good chance in the first 30 seconds.

Wilma Fingerdo
08-17-2010, 06:51 PM
Randy gonna mug him for 3 rounds then pee in his butt imo

CrackerJack
08-17-2010, 06:56 PM
my instinct is that Randy will be smart, avoid a square shot, clinch and/or takedown and submit the boi, but I can also definitely see Toney KTFOutta Handy if he tries to get slick with his boxing and/or gets clipped on the way in, Toney will definitey win if I dont put any money on him.

shadyasfok
08-17-2010, 08:34 PM
lol, cage tomato

shadyasfok
08-17-2010, 08:35 PM
my instinct is that Randy will be smart, avoid a square shot, clinch and/or takedown and submit the boi, but I can also definitely see Toney KTFOutta Handy if he tries to get slick with his boxing and/or gets clipped on the way in, Toney will definitey win if I dont put any money on him.

how bout that diaz

CrackerJack
08-18-2010, 11:24 AM
how bout that diaz

boaf of dem ftw

ive been reading some of your posts, you seem to have learned a little about MMA while Ive been away.

I also like the way youve flipflopped on quite a few fighters

shadyasfok
08-18-2010, 11:25 AM
such as?

shadyasfok
08-18-2010, 11:25 AM
i have the rashad evans av due to a lost av bet

CrackerJack
08-18-2010, 11:26 AM
Team Gracie Stockton, you used to hate like a motherfucker.

now Gil, Jake, Nick, and Nathan are your favorite four?

CrackerJack
08-18-2010, 11:27 AM
calm down data, im just fuckin with you

shadyasfok
08-18-2010, 11:28 AM
nah, i always like the diaz's. shields won me over when he raped hendo, who i despise. never hated gilbert