last wec eva

[shadyasfok]

yo

[shadyasfok]

-Brad Pickett def. Ivan Menjivar by Unanimous Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28), R3
-Eddie Wineland def. Ken Stone by KO at 2:11, R1
-Danny Castillo def. Will Kerr by KO at 1:25, R1
-Yuri Alcantara def. Ricardo Lamas by TKO (Strikes) at 3:26, R1
-Renan Barao def. Chris Cariaso by Submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 3:47, R1

[shadyasfok]

nice fuckin ammo

Shane Roller def. Jamie Varner via submission (rear-naked choke) - Round 1, 3:55.

[flashNsmash]

yeah I cracked up when I saw that, Varner will be one-and-done in the UFC at best

[shadyasfok]

lol i bet he doesn't even get called to the ufc

[Elk Penis]

Varner

<---- Bellator is that way.

[CivilServant]

WEC! yeah!

[shadyasfok]

lol alvarez would destroy him

hell, even huerta would

[Elk Penis]

WEC! yeah!

The last one. It's bittersweet. The best MMA show in the business is gone, but it will make the UFC a lot better (or should).

[PJ III]

hasnt varner fought in the ufc before?

[Elk Penis]

lol alvarez would destroy him

hell, even huerta would

He and Huerta are both on big slumps. That would be a good fight.

[Elk Penis]

hasnt varner fought in the ufc before?


Yeah. He sucked, and that's when he did his old "spitting out the mouthpiece several times" trick.

[CivilServant]

jorgensen's a pimp

[PJ III]

The last one. It's bittersweet. The best MMA show in the business is gone, but it will make the UFC a lot better (or should).

i think its gonna suck, id rather see people like eddie sanchez and joe doerksen fight

[Christina Hendtits]

FIGHT DAMNIT!

[Elk Penis]

i think its gonna suck, id rather see people like eddie sanchez and joe doerksen fight

Yeah. I know you're also a big Stojnic fan.

[Elk Penis]

Who the fuck is that ref? Mr. Belvedere?

[PJ III]

49ers better go for it

[Christina Hendtits]

lol

[Christina Hendtits]

My wife better get home with the wine soon so I can get shitfaced and scream at the tv.

[Elk Penis]

Rd1 to birth certificate

[PJ III]

poor 49ers lost a fg and a TD

[CivilServant]

kamal has a srs footpirnt on his thigh

[Gay]

nice fuckin ammo

Shane Roller def. Jamie Varner via submission (rear-naked choke) - Round 1, 3:55.

Hopefully you get to use it before you get cut from the team

[CivilServant]

:damn:

[Elk Penis]

2nd round was close.

[Elk Penis]

29-28 for birth certificate, maybe a spit decision. Ginger is going to Bellator with Varner.

[shadyasfok]

29-28 bart

[PJ III]

this fight sucks, let me know when its over

[shadyasfok]

29-28 for birth certificate, maybe a spit decision. Ginger is going to Bellator with Varner.

Bart won rds 2 and 3 IMO

Getting a takedown and doing nothing while getting tooled on the feet shouldnt win a rd

[Christina Hendtits]

lo what was that second ref thinking?

[Christina Hendtits]

Bart won rds 2 and 3 IMO

Getting a takedown and doing nothing while getting tooled on the feet shouldnt win a rd

wrong again.

[shadyasfok]

lo what was that second ref thinking?

He was right

[Elk Penis]

Bart won rds 2 and 3 IMO

Getting a takedown and doing nothing while getting tooled on the feet shouldnt win a rd


He got tooled in the 3rd, but not in the 2nd. Bart got the better of Shalorus standing in the 2nd, but just by a little bit. Shalorus hit enough shots standing and the takedown put him over the top in the 2nd. It was close, though.

[shadyasfok]

Lay and pray is ruining mma

[California Giant]

the little bastard fights.

Bahhahah

[California Giant]

Lay and pray is ruining mma

Only way to change it is to go with Jap decision= draw rules.

[shadyasfok]

He got tooled in the 3rd, but not in the 2nd. Bart got the better of Shalorus standing in the 2nd, but just by a little bit. Shalorus hit enough shots standing and the takedown put him over the top in the 2nd. It was close, though.

That's what I was saying, Bart outstruck him in the 2nd but loses cuz a takedown which went nowhere?

Getting up from a takedown should be worth just as much as getting a takedown

[Elk Penis]

This next fight is a showcase fight for Cerrone before he goes to the UFC. Horodecki has nothing for him.

[Saska]

Bart is and always has been a can who the fuck cares if he lost? (I had it 30-27 durka durka btw) Deal with it.

[Christina Hendtits]

Well the other two refs and the official record will have to agree to disagree with you solid.

[Elk Penis]

That's what I was saying, Bart outstruck him in the 2nd but loses cuz a takedown which went nowhere?

Getting up from a takedown should be worth just as much as getting a takedown


The striking difference wasn't that much in the 2nd. Shalorus got his shots in, too. If Bart had applied more pressure, I think he could have had a greater advantage standing, and would have won the round. Bart waited too long before he turned it on.

[shadyasfok]

30-27 was a retarded score

[Elk Penis]

In other words, the striking was close enough in the 2nd that the takedown made a difference. In the 3rd, the takedown meant nothing, because the striking was one sided.

[California Giant]

I heard that new mickey ward movie is better than both rocky and raging bull.

[shadyasfok]

Well the other two refs and the official record will have to agree to disagree with you solid.

The fans and one of the commentators beg to differ

[Saska]

30-27 was a retarded score

Didn't I just tell you to deal with it?

[Elk Penis]

30-27 was a retarded score

No doubt. Bart won the 3rd easily.

[shadyasfok]

No doubt. Bart won the 3rd easily.

Yea he's like I have no idea who is winning so takedown!

[Elk Penis]

Horodecki needs to cut to 145.

[Kimo Therabones]

cowboy by guillotine

[California Giant]

I love cerrone. hes just like i dont give a fuck. be stupid. im gonna hurt you

[Kimo Therabones]

we got a nutshot!

[shadyasfok]

Lol nutshot

[Christina Hendtits]

No doubt. Bart won the 3rd easily.

Correct. The 3rd ref was right imo 29-28

[Kimo Therabones]

pretty weak nutshot

[California Giant]

horodecki is bleeding?

[Christina Hendtits]

This looks like a man fighting a boy.

[Gay]

The fans and one of the commentators beg to differ

sooo gotten to

[PJ III]

lol like horodeki even has nuts

[Elk Penis]

Cerrone with the takedown - nice. He'll need that for the UFC just to keep guys guessing.

[California Giant]

Damn I wanted to see cerrone beat his ass up or ko him. i dont want to see him shoot.

[shadyasfok]

Horodecki is doing better than I expected

[Kimo Therabones]

cerrone looks like a guy from WR's trailer park

[California Giant]

this is a very unfair matchup. just watching this its like wtf were they thinking

[California Giant]

Horodecki is doing better than I expected

His only chance is to sam stout to a decision.

But Cerrone is too good for that.

[Kimo Therabones]

cerrone looks like he can end this whenever he chooses

[Elk Penis]

Close round, but I think Cerrone won it. Horodecki is doing a lot better than I thought he would.

[Kimo Therabones]

be he's like nah, lets drag this out a little more

[shadyasfok]

Lol gray Maynard is balding

[CivilServant]

Lol gray Maynard is balding

this obsession with balding must be a guy thing

[godofdixie]

Horodecki is doing better than I expected

that's exactly what i was thinking

[California Giant]

LOL. Chris Leben is fighting Brian Stann? what a terrible fight. how is stann in the ufc still


AAHH AHHH HES IN MY MOUTH

[Kimo Therabones]

horodecki is winning this round by being on top

[California Giant]

this obsession with balding must be a guy thing

i miss you civil.

[Elk Penis]

7 points.

[California Giant]

horodecki is winning this round by being on top

Naaaaaaaaaaaah.

Game over.

[shadyasfok]

be he's like nah, lets drag this out a little more

Lol longest fuckin triangle ever

[Kimo Therabones]

for a minute there i thought horodecki was triangle proof

[shadyasfok]

LOL. Chris Leben is fighting Brian Stann? what a terrible fight. how is stann in the ufc still


AAHH AHHH HES IN MY MOUTH

:um:


And yeah stann sucks

[Kimo Therabones]

he told him to cut his ass down to 145 where the competition is easier

[Christina Hendtits]

Lol gray Maynard is balding

lol so are you lol

[Christina Hendtits]

THE WINE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elk Penis]

for a minute there i thought horodecki was triangle proof

He's no Bendo.

[shadyasfok]

for a minute there i thought horodecki was triangle proof

He showed he has more heart than Chael sonnen at least

[CivilServant]

i miss you civil.

you got a girlfriend and forgot about me.

[PJ III]

kenny fucking powers would destroy in the ufc

[Kimo Therabones]

you got a girlfriend and forgot about me.
i want you inside of me

[California Giant]

you got a girlfriend and forgot about me.

I could never forget about you.

[Kimo Therabones]

He's no Bendo.

bendo's going to get put to sleep tonight. (via ko though he cant be submitted)

[Bobby Curls]

cerrone > miller

[Kimo Therabones]

cole miller by ATT tattoo

[Kimo Therabones]

cole miller by ATT tattoo
thatd be so awesome if miller switched camps

[Christina Hendtits]

kenny fucking powers would destroy in the ufc

BOOM

You're FUCKING OUT Chuck Liddell!

[godofdixie]

thatd be so awesome if miller switched camps

paul kelly switched camps and had to get that god awful wolfslair tattoo changed

[Kimo Therabones]

paul kelly switched camps and had to get that god awful wolfslair tattoo changed

i hope he changed it to pussy slayer

[godofdixie]

i hope he changed it to pussy slayer

he changed it to some generic shit, paul kelly's not cool enough to have a pussy slayer tattoo...IMO

[California Giant]

I hate intermissions.

American intermissions are even worse.I expect it with japs by now.

[shadyasfok]

Lol i need a gif of Leben knocking out swick

[Christina Hendtits]

No you don't

[Christina Hendtits]

We don't need to see it 100 times when you are arguing Anderson/Vitor.

[godofdixie]

Lol i need a gif of Leben knocking out swick

i need a gif of robbie lawler knocking out tiki

[Bobby Curls]

We don't need to see it 100 times when you are arguing Anderson/Vitor.

better than the crap you post

[American Pretzel]

id like a gif of someone shitting and puking at the same time

[shadyasfok]

We don't need to see it 100 times when you are arguing Anderson/Vitor.

Honestly I think Leben would have a good chance against vitor "mental midget" belfort

[American Pretzel]

hes got the itis

[shadyasfok]

better than the crap you post

Lol fuck our boy Glenn lost

[Gay]

I really want Pettis to win, but I doubt he will

[godofdixie]

id like a gif of someone shitting and puking at the same time

let me know if you ever find that gif

[shadyasfok]

Why do ppl dislike bendo, hes awesome

[Kimo Therabones]

are you ready for some fucking footwork?

[Kimo Therabones]

Why do ppl dislike bendo, hes awesome

pettis is better

[shadyasfok]

Cruz is like a mix of machida and edgars styles

[shadyasfok]

Except cruz engages more than machida and hits harder than edgar

[Jim Ross]

BAH GAWD SCAWT JARGENSUN IS AN INSPARAHSHON TO THE WORLD HAYS GAWT UNCURBLE SKIN CAYNSER AN HEYS LIVIN HES DRAME AS A DUBYA AY SEE FAHTER

[shadyasfok]

Lmao post under your regular account bud

[Elk Penis]

Cruz is like a mix of machida and edgars styles

He's not like Machida - he comes forward a lot. He's more like Stout if you want a negative comparison.

[Kimo Therabones]

what a fucking weird uppercut

[godofdixie]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x124/godofdixie/bennyhinnnegs.gif

[Christina Hendtits]

better than the crap you post

eat shit, schlomo Jew-jitsu

[American Pretzel]

fuck yeah jr!

[Christina Hendtits]

sick low kick

[Kimo Therabones]

i bet sparring with cruz is incredibly frustrating

[Elk Penis]

Love that uppercut.

[Christina Hendtits]

Cruz is kicking this fags ass.

[Jim Ross]

DONAMICK CREWS AHS LAHK A TINY MOHAMMED AWLEE

[Elk Penis]

Rd 1 to Cruz.

[Christina Hendtits]

nice td and reverse. Don't know why a lot of guys don't use that pulling the head reversal.

[shadyasfok]

He's not like Machida - he comes forward a lot. He's more like Stout if you want a negative comparison.

I wasn't trying to be negative, he's def alot more aggressive than machida

Oh and Cruz rd 1 10-9

[Bobby Curls]

Lol fuck our boy Glenn lost


yeah i knew hed gas if he didnt finish it early

[Kimo Therabones]

how did faber corral this fucking monkey?

[Bobby Curls]

cruz is slick as hell.

scott is already flustered. now cruz pours on the tds

[godofdixie]

how did faber corral this fucking monkey?

bananas and superior wrestling

[Jim Ross]

DAMMIT HE AINT EVEN GAWT ALL HES SKIN THAYS AHS A DAYMN TRAVSTY IF AHV EVER SANE ONE

[Bobby Curls]

how did faber corral this fucking monkey?

cruz wasnt as good back then

[shadyasfok]

Young guns gonna gas

[Mickey Goldmill]

GET UP YOU BUM

[Kimo Therabones]

solids going to buy the k-swiss tubes just so he can fuck the tube

[Mike Goldberg]

YOU KNOW JOE JORGENSEN HAS THE ABILITY TO BLEND IN PERFECTLY WITH MOST DIRT PILES AND RED CLAY MUD

[godofdixie]

cruz wasnt as good back then

yeah that too

[Bobby Curls]

Young guns gonna gas

cruz might stop him

[Kimo Therabones]

what was the hot bout for this card?

[Kimo Therabones]

id lol so hard if jorgensen got the kill shot with like 30 seconds left in this fight

[Christina Hendtits]

jesus WR how many gimmicks do you have?

[Jim Ross]

SCAWT JARGENSOM'S DYIN WEASH WAS TAH HAVE THE HALE BEAT OUT UV UHM AN CRUZ AHS MAYKIN AHT COME TRUE

[Bobby Curls]

what was the hot bout for this card?


You vs entire turkey

[Christina Hendtits]

Me vs. You for all the bacon

[California Giant]

jorgeonson just got straight taken down. no striking. he knew he ws gonna be shot on, and he was on his back.


what a shitty wrestler.

[Kimo Therabones]

You vs entire turkey

me via wishbar

[shadyasfok]

Cruz up 4 rds

[godofdixie]

You vs entire turkey

POW

[Kimo Therabones]

this is why i dont come around anymore, my therapist said you guys are bad for my self-esteem

[Christina Hendtits]

jorgeonson just got straight taken down. no striking. he knew he ws gonna be shot on, and he was on his back.


what a shitty wrestler.

PAC-10 wrestling for you

[Christina Hendtits]

this is why i dont come around anymore, my therapist said you guys are bad for my self-esteem

ok, you can have the turkey and the bacon.

[Christina Hendtits]

complete domination

[Elk Penis]

50-45 Cruz easy.

[p0nda]

Fully.

[California Giant]

bsu is WAC in football, pac 10 in wrestling, and division 2 in basketball. what the fuck.

[p0nda]

You couldn't seriously score it anything else.

[godofdixie]

that fight went pretty much like i thought it would

[shadyasfok]

Jorgensen had trouble with pickett

[Jim Ross]

SAWLID HAD TRUBLE WIF MMA PEEGEE

[shadyasfok]

Dominick cruises to another win, joe

[Bobby Curls]

jorgeonson just got straight taken down. no striking. he knew he ws gonna be shot on, and he was on his back.


what a shitty wrestler.
cruz used a whole round to set up his first takedown. it's not that black and white idiot

[PJ III]

jorgesen won that, but goddamn shitty mma judges gonna give it to cruz

[Christina Hendtits]

bsu is WAC in football, pac 10 in wrestling, and division 2 in basketball. what the fuck.

They should be in Pac-10 at least in football.

[Bobby Curls]

Dominick cruises to another win, joe
lol

[Bobby Curls]

Jorgensen had trouble with pickett
had he not acted a fool and recovered his mouthpiece like he did, picket woulda won that fight imo

[PJ III]

nothing beats wrangler comfort IMO

[Christina Hendtits]

pretty awesome to see him get that belt

[godofdixie]

jorgesen won that, but goddamn shitty mma judges gonna give it to cruz

it really is a travesty when the superior fighter wins a clear cut unanimous decision

[Elk Penis]

Nobody's come close to Cruz at 135 yet. The only guy who might have a chance is Faber, who beat him at 145. At this point, though, I'd give a UD to Cruz.

[Mike Goldberg]

YOU COULD SAY THAT CRUZ IS CRUISING THROUGH THE BANTAMWEIGHT DIVISION

[PJ III]

lol freudian slip much cruz? dudes obviously an atheist

[shadyasfok]

Cruz gonna beat Faber imo

[Christina Hendtits]

Why did they waste their money with these promos? What shitty ad agent booked these?

[shadyasfok]

Nobody's come close to Cruz at 135 yet. The only guy who might have a chance is Faber, who beat him at 145. At this point, though, I'd give a UD to Cruz.

Same

[Elk Penis]

He's the Michael Jordan of cruising, Joe.:goldie:

Not since Smokey Robinson have we seen cruising like that.

[godofdixie]

jesus is the reason for the pagan holiday season

[shadyasfok]

Bendo time

[shadyasfok]

57 pts so far

Come on bendo 3rd rd sub

[Kimo Therabones]

its showtime bitches

[godofdixie]

YOU COULD SAY THAT CRUZ IS CRUISING THROUGH THE BANTAMWEIGHT DIVISION

you could also say that mike goldberg's head would explode if he didn't have hyperbole at his disposal

[shadyasfok]

Pettis is a fucking wigger

War my half Korean brotha

[Mike Goldberg]

ANTHONY PETTIS EARNED THE NICKNAME "SHOWTIME" BECAUSE HE ENJOYS INVITING FRIENDS OVER TO WATCH STRIKEFORCE

[Elk Penis]

Pettis is going to be really good. I just don't know if he's ready for this yet. I thought he needed another 6 months to a year.

[shadyasfok]

Lmao WTF are you even watching the fights wr

[American Pretzel]

goldy is on fire

[Christina Hendtits]

Hope this fight is good

[Mike Goldberg]

HOW PUMPED IS THAT MAN JOE

[Christina Hendtits]

ANTHONY PETTIS EARNED THE NICKNAME "SHOWTIME" BECAUSE HE ENJOYS INVITING FRIENDS OVER TO WATCH STRIKEFORCE

:pomlnut::pomlnut::pomlnut:

[godofdixie]

Pettis is going to be really good. I just don't know if he's ready for this yet. I thought he needed another 6 months to a year.

yep, i agree. this fight should tell us where pettis will stand among the best lw's in the ufc

[Elk Penis]

LOL - I just realized he came out to Kirk Franklin.

[Elk Penis]

http://www.gospeltruthmagazine.com/mag/images/stories/kirk_franklin_cd_cover.jpg

[godofdixie]

LOL - I just realized he came out to Kirk Franklin.

who came out to kirk franklin? i don't have the sound on

[Christina Hendtits]

LOL - I just realized he came out to Kirk Franklin.

:goldie: GP, ARE YOU WITH ME?

[Elk Penis]

who came out to kirk franklin? i don't have the sound on

Bendo

[Christina Hendtits]

Nice fucking ammo on the shrug.

[Christina Hendtits]

nice escape

[Christina Hendtits]

hes gonna get that td

[Christina Hendtits]

qft

[Elk Penis]

Good round - went to Bendo.

[American Pretzel]

say it again! say nice one more time!

[shadyasfok]

10-9 bendo

[Christina Hendtits]

10-9 Bendo

[shadyasfok]

Pettis is a cocky wigger

[Kimo Therabones]

this fight is intense man

[Bobby Curls]

hendo looking less and less comfortable on the feet

[Elk Penis]

Bendo's got a good chin.

[American Pretzel]

fuck comon brown smoooth

[godofdixie]

Bendo

well that makes me want to root for pettis, even though i don't like his chances.

bendo will be a handful for any ufc lw imo

[American Pretzel]

peen toucher

[Kimo Therabones]

obligatory nutshot

[Kimo Therabones]

10-9 pettis

[Elk Penis]

2nd was close. If Bendo was dropped on a punch, then it went to Pettis. If that was just a slip and the punch missed, then it's a toss-up.

[Elk Penis]

The judges don't have the benefit of a replay, so they probably gave that one to Pettis.

[Christina Hendtits]

really? I thought Bendo landed more and got the takedown.

[Christina Hendtits]

nice td

[p0nda]

Jesus Christ bendo.

[Christina Hendtits]

PULL THE HEAD!

[Christina Hendtits]

or slam him forward.

[Elk Penis]

really? I thought Bendo landed more and got the takedown.

It looked like he got dropped with a counter right. However, Bonnar said that he looked at the replay and it was Pettis stepping on his foot.

[Christina Hendtits]

Pettis is def winning this round.

[p0nda]

He can't slam him forward, that body triangle is in tight.

[p0nda]

Bendo is down 2 rounds to 1 in 1 minute.

[shadyasfok]

Fuck

[p0nda]

Nice elbows to the thigh

[Elk Penis]

1st round Bendo
2nd round close
3rd round Pettis

[Christina Hendtits]

if Bendo grabbed pettis' head and stepped back pettis's head would go through the mat.

[Christina Hendtits]

29-28 Bendo imo

[Kimo Therabones]

2nd had to go to pettis with the knockdown

[p0nda]

I have it 29-28 Pettis at this point. I gave the edge to him in the 2nd, although that said the judges tend to give the benefit of the doubt to the champ.

[Christina Hendtits]

nice scramble

[p0nda]

WTF!

[Elk Penis]

This is getting good.

[p0nda]

OH SHIT!

[Kimo Therabones]

thats it

[Christina Hendtits]

so glad this is a good fight no matter what.

[p0nda]

Nice escape FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu what is going on?!

[Christina Hendtits]

wow thats a reverse Stephan not an escape

[Christina Hendtits]

both are standing ruin

[Christina Hendtits]

pettis went for the guiotine giving Bendo the 2nd td.

[Elk Penis]

1st round Bendo
2nd round close (probably Pettis)
3rd round Pettis
4th round close (probably Bendo)

4th round was one of the best of the year.

[Kimo Therabones]

2-2 imo

[Christina Hendtits]

it's either 39-37 Bendo or 38-38 imo

[p0nda]

Honestly, flip a coin on that round. I have no idea.

[Kimo Therabones]

what a fucking fight

[Christina Hendtits]

1st round Bendo
2nd round close (probably Pettis)
3rd round Pettis
4th round close (probably Bendo)

4th round was one of the best of the year.

agreed

[Elk Penis]

Whoever wants this fight needs to take control of the 5th round. You never know how judges will have those two close rounds.

[California Giant]

39-37 pettis.