Fightlinker : The 2008 Worsties

[Piranesi]

Worst Fight
Worst Overall Event
Worst Ref
Dumbest Fighter
Biggest dickhead promoter
Shittiest Commission
Worst MMA TV show
Worst commentary
Worst drug suspension
Worst MMA clothing line
Most overpaid fighter
Worst case of missing weight
Best mugshot
Worst book by an MMA fighter
The “Fighter who bleeds like the 4th week at Lilith Fair” Award
Special “Bad For the Sport” Achievement award (for the worst incident in MMA of the year)



Pick your winners, TCM.

[California Giant]

* Worst Fight- Jason Guida vs Michael Russow
* Worst Overall Event- Yamma
* Worst Ref- Yves Lavinghe
* Dumbest Fighter-Nick Serra or Drew Fickett
* Biggest dickhead promoter- Shaw
* Shittiest Commission-NSAC
* Worst MMA TV show- take your pick other than wreckage, unleashed, or tuf
* Worst commentary- Anything Trigg
* Worst drug suspension- James Irvin
* Worst MMA clothing line- Throwdown
* Most overpaid fighter- Tim the maineiac
* Worst case of missing weight- thiago Alves (way to look like an amateur when fighting the greatest of all time for a possible title shot)
* Best mugshot- Chris Leben
* Worst book by an MMA fighter- I have not ever read a book writen by a man that earns his money taking strikes to the head.
* The “Fighter who bleeds like the 4th week at Lilith Fair” Award-(What a lame fucking name) - Chris Lytle
* Special “Bad For the Sport” Achievement award (for the worst incident in MMA of the year)- Kimbo vs James Thompson

[Piranesi]

Worst fight - Bobby Southworth vs Anthony Ruiz 2

COME FUCKING ON. Southworth either stood beside (neither fighter attacked) Ruiz on the feet, or sat on him. Ruiz REFUSED to close his half-guard and got passed pretty much awwwwwwww night. Shit fight.



Worst overall event - UFN 12

The card fucking sucked (Swick vs Burkman?), and none of the fights delivered. As usual, Nate Diaz got worked and then just threw in a triangle, but that was the only good moment. All of the fights sucked, especially Tavares/Omigawa aside from the main event.



Worst ref - Dan Miragliotta

Duh.


Dumbest fighter - Sakuraba

Hey, I have an idea! Let's stand with Melvin Manhoef!

Honorable mention - Rampage



Biggest dickhead promoter - Gary Shaw (EXC) and Mark Pavelich (MFC)

Kimbo Slice / Ryan Ford sucks and so do you. As Drew Fickett said - suck my dick.



Shittiest Commission - CSAC

Another duh.



Worst MMA TV Show - Robin Black : Cage Fighter

SUCK MY DICK ROBIN BLACK. YOU LOST LOL.



Worst Commentary - Frank Mir and whoever : Brian Stann vs Steve Cantwell

I don't give a shit if he was a marine. GET OFF HIS NUTS. Also, lol. Limitless gas tank.

Honorable Mention : Mauro Ranallo - EXC Primetime



Worst Drug Suspension - James Irvin

Come off the biggest fight of your life and get pwnt by the commission for basically heroin. GG.



Worst MMA Clothing Line - Affliction

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU



Worst case of missing weight - Gina Carano

4x fail streak. Twice more than 4 pounds.

Honorable mention : Nick Diaz. 9 pounds? HOW?



Most overpaid fighter - Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Ferguson

250K GTFO



Best mugshot - Leonard Garcia

http://www.cagetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/leonard-garcia-mugshot.jpg



Worst book by an MMA fighter - Whatever the fuck Tito Ortiz's book is.

'Nuff said.



The “Fighter who bleeds like the 4th week at Lilith Fair” Award - James Thompson

Location, location, location.



Special “Bad For the Sport” Achievement award (for the worst incident in MMA of the year)

RAMPAGE FUCKING JACKSON.

Honorable mention - EliteXC on CBS

[Piranesi]

I gave YAMMA the pass because they tried to bring in Gary Goodridge, and they brought back the tournament.

[California Giant]

Liar. You gave it the pass because your idol Wiuff was in it.

[Piranesi]

And because it was FUNNY.


Are you seriously out of vCash?




Wiuff vs Ricco was lollage.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

* Worst Fight (Lindland vs Negao. So much Lindland hype. Then everyone remembered, this is Matt Lindland.)
* Worst Overall Event (YAMMA shit fighting)
* Worst Ref (Mirgliotta. Maz is second)
* Dumbest Fighter (Irvin. Lets test positive for TWO substances. Rampage next.)
* Biggest dickhead promoter (Shaw. No brainer.)
* Shittiest Commission (NSAC. Again, no brainer.)
* Worst MMA TV show (Iron Ring. Yet again, no brainer.)
* Worst commentary (Yamma guys. Soloman Grundy punch ftw.)
* Worst drug suspension (Irvin. Heroin is a hell of a thing. Watch Requiem, noob.)
* Worst MMA clothing line (Tapout/Throwdown can fight for this one.)
* Most overpaid fighter (Bigfoot/Kimbo. 200k/250k respectively? Fuck off.)
* Worst case of missing weight (Gina Carano. Fat thundercunt.)
* Best mugshot (Rampage. Leonard Garcia would win, but charges were dropped.)
* Worst book by an MMA fighter (Tito. Nuff said.)
* The “Fighter who bleeds like the 4th week at Lilith Fair” Award (Chris Lytle. I HATE cut stoppages. I would have had no problem with that fight being stopped.)
* Special “Bad For the Sport” Achievement award (EliteXC on NBC. Bad reffing, a featured thundercunt can't make weight, turrible stoppages. GG primetime MMA.)

[Albertan]

Mr Dead Sexy come on Lindland Negao was a good fight the second watch was better then the first.

[Halfway]

Worst Fight - Cote/Almeida
Worst Overall Event
Worst Ref - Mazzagati/Yamasaki
Dumbest Fighter - Rampage
Biggest dickhead promoter - Gary Shaw
Shittiest Commission - CSAC
Worst MMA TV show - Tapout
Worst commentary - Affliction, can't stand Trigg. Mauro is second.
Worst drug suspension - Sherk
Worst MMA clothing line - Warrior Wear/Tapout
Most overpaid fighter - Timmah
Worst case of missing weight - Alves
Best mugshot - Leben
Worst book by an MMA fighter
The “Fighter who bleeds like the 4th week at Lilith Fair” Award - Lytle against Kos
Special “Bad For the Sport” Achievement award (for the worst incident in MMA of the year) - Kimbo/JT

[Piranesi]

Sherk = July 2007.

[mr_metoo]

Worst Fight - Quarry / Starnes
Worst Overall Event - YAMMA
Worst Ref - YVES
Dumbest Fighter - Huerta , for jis comments about how much he's worth
Biggest dickhead promoter - Shaw
Shittiest Commission -CSAC
Worst MMA TV show - Prolly some low budget POS
Worst commentary -Trigg
Worst drug suspension - None
Worst MMA clothing line -Affliction
Most overpaid fighter - Sylvia or Lindland
Worst case of missing weight - Diaz
Best mugshot - Leben
Worst book by an MMA fighter - My guess is Tito
The “Fighter who bleeds like the 4th week at Lilith Fair” Award - Joe Daddy
Special “Bad For the Sport” Achievement award (for the worst incident in MMA of the year) - Kimbo headlining CBS show

[Hektik]

Worst Fight - Tavares/Omigawa was fucking terrible
Worst Overall Event - Yamma
Worst Ref - Mirgliotta (Maz is a good ref)
Dumbest Fighter - James Irvin (I forgive Rampage)
Biggest dickhead promoter - Mr. Shaw obviously
Shittiest Commission - CSAC easily
Worst MMA TV show - UFC Wired
Worst commentary - Goldy
Worst drug suspension - James Heroin Rocks Irvin
Worst MMA clothing line -All of them, MMA doesn't need a clothing line /thread
Most overpaid fighter - Sylvia
Worst case of missing weight - Mr. Nicholas Diaz, fuck off if you come in 9 pounds over, seriously.
Best mugshot - The Lebenator.
Worst book by an MMA fighter - LOL at MMA fighters writing books, I hear Hughes' was good.
The “Fighter who bleeds like the 4th week at Lilith Fair” Award - Lytle easily.
Special “Bad For the Sport” Achievement award (for the worst incident in MMA of the year) - EliteXC in general. Fuck Kimbo.

[latarian milton]

* Worst Fight: jz vs. aoki 2
* Worst Overall Event: UFC 78
* Worst Ref: mazzagatti
* Dumbest Fighter: misaki
* Biggest dickhead promoter: dana
* Shittiest Commission: all of em
* Worst MMA TV show: 1. iron ring 2. tuf
* Worst commentary:dream telecasts
* Worst drug suspension: sherk
* Worst MMA clothing line: jesus didn't tap
* Most overpaid fighter: tim sylvia
* Worst case of missing weight: lutter at 67
* Best mugshot: babalu
* Worst book by an MMA fighter: don't know
* The “Fighter who bleeds like the 4th week at Lilith Fair” Award: rick diaz
* Special “Bad For the Sport” Achievement award (for the worst incident in MMA of the year): bj penn nuthuggery.