Halloween Mask and Scary TCM Is Watching You GIF Discussion

[Bacon of Hope]

Prelims start in 5 minutes.

[h00ch]

reinhardt vs beaner dude starting now

[Twincest]

reinhardt is a can's can. this should be pretty quick.

[h00ch]

reinhartd pulling a starnes

[h00ch]

lol a fuckin can's can

[h00ch]

oh wow

[Elk Penis]

WTF is this Reinhardt guy doing in the UFC - he fucking sucks.

[Bacon of Hope]

Lol what the fuck. Why did I pick Reinhardt this fucking gassed can.

[h00ch]

brapft

[Twincest]

rogan just pwnd the fuck outta reinhardt

[Bacon of Hope]

Jesus christ.

[h00ch]

at least it's no longer the hot bout

[Elk Penis]

Dammit - I had Rd1 KO - so close. Maybe this can will quit on his stool.

[Twincest]

all that gay running away cost me a nail.

[Elk Penis]

LOL - his corner pointed to the Wand tattoo.

[Elk Penis]

It will be over now.

[h00ch]

i'll take the 7

[Twincest]

oh well. 7 pts.

[Elk Penis]

They just found Fedor's next opponent.

[Twincest]

Reindhardt should get a Tylenol tattoo on his other shoulder.

[h00ch]

4th time charm for reincan

[Bacon of Hope]

Lol Reinhardt is such a little faget. What the fuck.

[h00ch]

JASON REINUH FAYDOR IS DOWN BIG KABOSH

[shadyasfok]

goodbye canhart

[Elk Penis]

Did the crowd just boo Jesus?:pomlnut::pomlnut::pomlnut:

[Twincest]

Reinhardt will try cutting to 115 now.

[Twincest]

Did the crowd just boo Jesus?:pomlnut::pomlnut::pomlnut:


i know; i noticed that too. :roflnut:

[Gay]

1-0 w/ 7 points, and I had Figueroa in my parlay. Reinhardt is the turdest of turds.

[Elk Penis]

Time for 3 rounds of Volkmann doing nothing on top. Castillo is pretty good, but he can't outwrestle Volkmann.

[shadyasfok]

team alpha male

castillo UD

[Twincest]

i'm torn here. volkmann is an idiot but i picked him via wrestlfuck 'cause he's good at it.

[h00ch]

i know; i noticed that too. :roflnut:

kimo and meaty keepin it real

[Twincest]

kimo and meaty keepin it real


that's right, gotta keep the eyes peeled for the TCM sign. :veryhappy:

[shadyasfok]

castillo via being the more well rounded fighter

[h00ch]

CAN! CAN! CAN!

[h00ch]

obamacare is bad for america, i know this because i'm a chiropractor.

[Twincest]

:roflnut::roflnut::roflnut:

[Twincest]

Castillo looks like he just walked off the set of Jersey Shore

[Elk Penis]

castillo via being the more well rounded fighter

It would be nice for Castillo to win, but the one place where Volkmann is better, he's very good. Probably good enough for it to dominate the fight.

Castillo's stand-up is much better than Volkmann's, but I don't think Volkmann will even try to stand up much.

[Bacon of Hope]

I got Volkmann via UD

[h00ch]

lookin like a 3 round shitfest.

[h00ch]

or maybe not

[shadyasfok]

lay and pray is ruining mma

[Twincest]

lookin like a 3 round shitfest.

yup

[Elk Penis]

That's a close round, but I think Volkmann got it with the choke attempt and the strikes while he was on top at the end (as weak as they were).

[Twincest]

lay and pray is ruining mma

mma invented lnp

[Bacon of Hope]

I like how Volkmann grapples

[Elk Penis]

lookin like a 3 round shitfest.

It actually wasn't too bad - better than I thought it would be.

[Elk Penis]

This is pretty good actually. This is a nice technical ground match. There's a good amount of action - both guy are always trying something.

[Bacon of Hope]

Yeah im diggin this fight

[Twincest]

Hair grease make d'arce impossible. this i know.

[Elk Penis]

I got Volkmann up by two rounds, although the first was close enough to give it to either guy.

[HendoStu]

I think I made picks for this event. Not sure tho

[Twincest]

I got Volkmann up by two rounds, although the first was close enough to give it to either guy.

agreed

[Elk Penis]

Castillo is huffing. Uriah is right - he needs to keep it standing.

[h00ch]

It actually wasn't too bad - better than I thought it would be.

yea this isn't bad at all

[h00ch]

it's deep this time guys, i swear. maybe he'll tap this time.

[Bacon of Hope]

dont you finish that damn choke and what the fuck yamasaki saying hes going to stand em up

[Bacon of Hope]

And a nail

[Twincest]

that went exactly as expected

[Elk Penis]

First is immaterial now - Volkmann UD.

Volkmann should work in some GnP to soften the guy up more before trying to sub. If he mixed it up, it would be better.

[h00ch]

ud nail nao

[Bacon of Hope]

Cole 2nd RD Sub

[Twincest]

Volkmann thanks Joe for his assistance w. the D'arce clinic

[WAR SYNTHOL]

WIFFNUH

[INS_tha_rebel]

lay and pray is ruining mma

:pomlnut:

[Gay]

2-0 w/18 points, not a bad start.

[h00ch]

I'M CANNIN UP TO BOSSTON WHOA HO OHHAHO

[Bacon of Hope]

The stare down with them was pretty funny.

Cole was talkign shit and TJ got all butt hurt lol

[shadyasfok]

:pomlnut:

what

[Twincest]

tj o'brien is a happy meal. i don't know why Dana is so in love w. Cole Miller

[Capt Ramius]

nice. 2 nails so far

[Twincest]

Cole is soooo fucking annoying.

[Twincest]

Ramius is en fuego lately

[shadyasfok]

i dont get the cole miller hate, his fights are always exciting

[Bacon of Hope]

Cole does annoy me lol

[h00ch]

I have cole ud

[Bacon of Hope]

lol he just fist bumped Buffer

[Twincest]

i dont get the cole miller hate, his fights are always exciting

he's a bicep-kissing retard douchenozzle. but aside from that...

[h00ch]

battle of the white gangly submission cans

[h00ch]

no fear of ko, a battle of who's dumber

[Twincest]

he's a bicep-kissing retard douchenozzle. but aside from that...

oh, and he's a can that continues to be hand fed even bigger cans 'cause he's a TUF fagit.

[shadyasfok]

good fight

[shadyasfok]

oh, and he's a can that continues to be hand fed even bigger cans 'cause he's a TUF fagit.

what about chris leben

[dr drake ramoray]

You fagets should be watching the PGA Championship this is an awesome finish here

[Bacon of Hope]

BOOM ANOTHER FUCKING NAIL WHOO

[shadyasfok]

NAILLLLL

MAGRINHO BITCHES

[Gay]

3-0 w/ 25 points

[Twincest]

nail

[Bacon of Hope]

<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/227.jpg</td> <td style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">- VS -</td> <td style="text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/536.jpg</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #CFDEF3; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3; padding-left: 4px;">Cole Miller

Fight ends in round 2

Submission / Tapout</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-right: 1px solid #CFDEF3; border-bottom: 1px solid #CFDEF3; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3; padding-left: 4px;">[none]</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Twincest]

You fagets should be watching the PGA Championship this is an awesome finish here


what's that? golf? :roflnut:

[h00ch]

well at least i nailed it over at tapology

[Bacon of Hope]

Lol at Malki Kawa getting fired on TV again

[shadyasfok]

what's that? golf? :roflnut:

seriously

[Gay]

well at least i nailed it over at tapology

Never heard of this, how is it? More popular than MMAPG?

[Bacon of Hope]

lol this was prob a dumb pick

<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/658.jpg</td> <td style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">- VS -</td> <td style="text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/586.jpg</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #CFDEF3; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3; padding-left: 4px;">Alex Caceres

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO</td></tr></tbody></table>

[INS_tha_rebel]

Look at his eyes. Looks like he's on something.

[shadyasfok]

Never heard of this, how is it? More popular than MMAPG?

its different than mmapg but it looks pretty cool, i just joined yesterday

[shadyasfok]

me, sid, twin and left coast are on there

[Bacon of Hope]

This sucks, I should've picked this Hettes dude based on him coming out to Damian Marley.

[shadyasfok]

http://www.tapology.com/ue/35885.png

[Twincest]

Never heard of this, how is it? More popular than MMAPG?

no. they're just getting started i think. at least i didn't know about them until a month or two ago.

http://www.tapology.com/

[shadyasfok]

embed your tapology picks, sid and twin

[Twincest]

lol this was prob a dumb pick

<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/658.jpg</td><td style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">- VS -</td><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/586.jpg</td><td rowspan="2" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #CFDEF3; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3; padding-left: 4px;">Alex Caceres

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO</td></tr></tbody></table>


yeah, you're pretty screwed right there.

[h00ch]

young and cocky and could probably beat fedor

[h00ch]

http://www.tapology.com/p/yy95a6.png

[Bacon of Hope]

Fedor is a can

I see him fighting a welterweight to try and get a W and getting pwnt.

[dr drake ramoray]

Bradley is in at -8. Dufner is hitting his approach to the 18th green and is also at -8. Looks like we might have a PLAYOFF!!!

[Capt Ramius]

3 nails

[Twincest]

embed your tapology picks, sid and twin

http://www.tapology.com/ue/35925.png

[dr drake ramoray]

Dufners got about a 60 feet and has to 2 putt to force a playoff. OH GOD OH MAN

[h00ch]

http://www.tapology.com/ue/36144.png

[Twincest]

wtf. hettis hasta give up on the leg attacks. fucking moron.

[h00ch]

well the can they brought in to lose is not disappointing

[Bacon of Hope]

awesome fight so far. KO this fool!

[Twincest]

good corner advice for the sacrificial can. gotta stay off his back

[Twincest]

there ya go

[Gay]

no. they're just getting started i think. at least i didn't know about them until a month or two ago.

http://www.tapology.com/

So many can fights...

[Bacon of Hope]

you fuckign can

[WAR SYNTHOL]

WAGNUH

[Twincest]

ok, i'll take 7 on that

[Gay]

4-0 w/32 points. Sounds like our whole team is doing well tonight.

[Twincest]

So many can fights...

yeah, good place to see details on can fights and esp i mostly like their side-by-side comparisons of the fighters. that's what i've mostly used it for.

[Bacon of Hope]

lol at Kris McRay being in his corner, Can cornering Can.

[Bacon of Hope]

<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/640.jpg</td> <td style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">- VS -</td> <td style="text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/486.jpg</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #CFDEF3; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3; padding-left: 4px;">Ronny Marki Sales Da Silva

Fight ends in round 1
</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Twincest]

nice fight kid. that was pretty fun.

[Twincest]

<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/640.jpg</td><td style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">- VS -</td><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/486.jpg</td><td rowspan="2" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #CFDEF3; border-left: 1px solid #CFDEF3; padding-left: 4px;">Ronny Marki Sales Da Silva

Fight ends in round 1
</td></tr></tbody></table>


i don't see this evening going well for you ryan

[h00ch]

DEEBOE

[h00ch]

meaty wtf you doin on here

[h00ch]

you should be getting kimo his 4th nachos about now

[Meaty Portion]

Great fights so far. I think I saw kimo kick Dana in the balls. Haha, Vemola's coming out to thr theme from terminator.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

KARLOS THE INBRED VEMOLA

[h00ch]

hello T2 theme

[Capt Ramius]

shit. that's the first fight i didn't nail

[Capt Ramius]

but i'll take 4-0 for 40pts

[Bacon of Hope]

I gots 2 nails and 2 fails lol

[Twincest]

holy shit that is some walking music right there. i'd just tap out if i heard that playing.

[Twincest]

jesus. ramius is gonna have another 90 pt night here it looks like

[h00ch]

war bootleg rizzo

[snipe]

i hope brit can loses via boring decision

[Twincest]

wow, vemola looks like crap so far

[h00ch]

have vemola at mmapg

[Capt Ramius]

jesus. ramius is gonna have another 90 pt night here it looks like

i used the same pics on each but switched the hot bout. looks pretty promising right aboot meow

[Twincest]

i hope brit can loses via boring decision

he's actually from czechoslovakia

[Twincest]

i used the same pics on each but switched the hot bout. looks pretty promising right aboot meow

pretty smart strategy

[snipe]

same shit aint it?

[snipe]

if you aint from the us and youre white you = brit can

[___]

good fights so far?

[Twincest]

good fights so far?

until now, yeah.

[snipe]

ronnie marks is the next champ

[Twincest]

if you aint from the us and youre white you = brit can

well certainly if you FIGHT as poorly as Vemola has here (and yer white) you are a brit can

[Twincest]

i think Vemola's been training w. James Thompson.

[___]

turned it on just in time for this shitfest at least :um:

[Bacon of Hope]

shoulda took brazilian can by ud but oh well

[snipe]

vemolas corner should throw in the towel

[Twincest]

i don't see this evening going well for you ryan

i had a feeling i'd be retracting this statement

[Bacon of Hope]

i had a feeling i'd be retracting this statement

lol

[Twincest]

good advice from the Vemola corner "yah goa gayt hem"

[snipe]

ronnie marks would dominate jon jones today and hes so raw

[Elk Penis]

turned it on just in time for this shitfest at least :um:

This is the only bad fight so far. All the rest were good.

[Twincest]

even the bruce leroy fight was very entertaining.

[Bacon of Hope]

Vemola has always been a can

[Bacon of Hope]

This marks kid is pretty impressive though. Good takedowns

[Bacon of Hope]

3-2 2 nails.

[Gay]

4-1 w/ 32 points now.

[Twincest]

alright, well at least Ryan picked up some points there.

[snipe]

great performance the only person i see taking out ronnie marks is shad

[Twincest]

Vemola has always been a can

lol, now Ryan's talking shit

[snipe]

i hope brit can loses via boring decision
ttt
1-0 1 nail

[Bacon of Hope]

He got fucking slapped around by Madsen who is a huge can lol

[snipe]

Kyle Nokia is going to decision ed hurman

[h00ch]

yahur?

[Bacon of Hope]

I got Ed Herman by UD

Come on hot bout nail!

[h00ch]

http://img2.lln.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/b785d046808d9b2ecdae84bc1b2c27ea1237425792_full.jp g

[snipe]

I got Ed Herman by UD

Come on hot bout nail!

everything but the correct winner is a nail for you

[dr drake ramoray]

I've got noke KO rd 1!

[Bacon of Hope]

Herman has already won imo coming out Life by the drop by SRV

[dr drake ramoray]

I did my picks when I was drunk I don't remember them lol

[Twincest]

i find myself in the unenviable position of having to rout for Ed Herman. this isn't life.

[snipe]

Herman has already won imo coming out Life by the drop by SRV
coming out is a good description

[Bacon of Hope]

Dan Hardy just started following me on Twitter. Uh oh.

[dr drake ramoray]

coming out is a good description

lol

[snipe]

i find myself in the unenviable position of having to rout for Ed Herman. this isn't life.
its never too late to change your pick. mmapg isnt the end all be all, look at me bud. i have nothing documented but its well known that my picks are consistently solid

[Bacon of Hope]

Haha not a nail but I'll take it. Super impressive.

[___]

i'll take ten. damn, herman was after it.

[Twincest]

LMAO. ED HERMAN BJJ EXPERT.

[Gay]

5-1 w/ 42 points

[snipe]

wow thats nasty

[Twincest]

noke's knee is fucked up. is there a chiropractor in the house?

[Bacon of Hope]

Yeah he shredded Noke's knee

[Bacon of Hope]

Kind of impressed by Ed herman, especially with his submission game. I still have the image of Maia triangling the shit out of him.

[h00ch]

noke's knee is fucked up. is there a chiropractor in the house?

:umlolpeanut:

[Twincest]

i guess i'm 5-1 w. 46 pts or so. looks like we're doing pretty well so far.

only 42 of 58 guys got their picks in though. i'm kicking myself i forgot to do the reminder email.

someone remind me to do the reminder email next time, ok

[snipe]

lol "Do what you gotta do"

i remember that from ufc portland. heard that like 500 times

[Elk Penis]

LMAO. ED HERMAN BJJ EXPERT.

He went back and forth with Demian Maia for 2 rounds and finally got caught. Until then he gave Maia all he could handle on the ground.

Herman is one of the better guys on the ground, just barely under the top guys like Maia and Silva.

[HendoStu]

Yeah he shredded Noke's knee

Ant hasn't shot you yet? What a fuckin pussy

[Elk Penis]

noke's knee is fucked up. is there a chiropractor in the house?


:pomlnut::pomlnut::pomlnut:

[Capt Ramius]

5-1, 50pts

[snipe]

this right here is my pretty boy swag

[Bacon of Hope]

lol is that lil b?

[Twincest]

gonna watch the rest at a friend's house. bbl.

[Bacon of Hope]

Benavidez UD all day

[Elk Penis]

This is gonna be a close fight. I picked Benavides by UD, but I got a decent amount of money against him.

[shadyasfok]

Kind of impressed by Ed herman, especially with his submission game. I still have the image of Maia triangling the shit out of him.

ppl forget that herman was winning that fight up until he got caught

[WAR SYNTHOL]

people forget that fight cause maia is a can

[shadyasfok]

lol

[Bacon of Hope]

dont you finish this fight you little fucker

[Elk Penis]

1st round Benavidez
2nd round very close - maybe Wineland

[shadyasfok]

http://www.tapology.com/ue/35885.png

ttt for autoupdate

[Elk Penis]

UD Benavidez

[h00ch]

http://www.tapology.com/ue/36144.png

[h00ch]

5-2 on mmapg

[Bacon of Hope]

5-2 3 nails.

[Capt Ramius]

and nail

[Capt Ramius]

6-1, 4 nails

[snipe]

Chris "The Politician" Lytle is going to blast the mohawk clean off Dan "IM PICKING" Hardys head

[Bacon of Hope]

bout to be 6-2 4 nails

[flashNsmash]

lol i can faintly hear rogan talking to someone in the background about hardy's weight cut, sounds suspect

[snipe]

Jared Hammeck ko in 1

[Bacon of Hope]

The whole team seems to be kicking ass

[Gay]

6-1 w/ 53 points

[Bacon of Hope]

CB UD

[Elk Penis]

lol i can faintly hear rogan talking to someone in the background about hardy's weight cut, sounds suspect


They were just showing on the Versus pre-show pictures from his previous weigh-ins and pictures from this one. He's packing on a little more chub for this fight.

[shadyasfok]

doberman

[h00ch]

highwaymen. nice

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

Being from AZ, CB has an awful tan.

[snipe]

how in the fuck do you get the nickname "the messenger"

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:goldie: HE DELIVERS PUNISHMENT

[h00ch]

:goldie: HE DELIVERS PUNISHMENT

WIFFNUH

[shadyasfok]

this is a good fight

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

how in the fuck do you get the nickname "the messenger"

He brings candom from 205 to 185

[snipe]

jared hammens the fuckin man

[Elk Penis]

Wow - nice escape from Hamman. I thought he was done in that arm triangle.

[snipe]

He brings candom from 205 to 185
:pomlnut:

[h00ch]

cb's fuckin done

[Elk Penis]

:goldie: HE DELIVERS PUNISHMENT

:pomlnut::roflnut::umlolpeanut:

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

I got shitfaced this morning and had to take a nap. Missed the first 3 fights.

[snipe]

jared hammen is mike vicking the doberman

[Elk Penis]

Great round. Dollaway damn near a 10-8, but I think that Hamman getting on top kept it to 10-9.

[h00ch]

big laughs

http://www.turkishforums.net/TCM/showpost.php?p=2034173&postcount=29

[Elk Penis]

UFC on Versus just spoiled the fight. They just showed the ending.

[Bacon of Hope]

motherfucker

[shadyasfok]

:damn:

[snipe]

fuck yea

[WAR SYNTHOL]

cb will be fighting fedor in m-1 within a few months

[PA-PA-PA-PIMPOMATIC]

last time I pick cb

[Elk Penis]

That's my first loss of the night.

[Forklift]

Apparently Dolloway is one of the most accomplished/respected fighters in mma, considering how much time Herb Dean gave him.

[h00ch]

didn't pick that fag at either place. big cunt.

[Capt Ramius]

That's my first loss of the night.

well done