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Zaknaffin
08-08-2008, 10:13 PM
Looked like shit at the weigh ins. Real dry and sucked in

http://photos.mmaweekly.com/gallery/Ultimate%20Fighting%20Championship%20-%20UFC/UFC_87/weigh-ins/23-KennyFlorianUFC87.jpg
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:15 PM
uhh WTF??
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:16 PM
Someone chop Skeletor's face on him.
California Giant
08-08-2008, 10:19 PM
Holocaust.
Elk Penis
08-08-2008, 10:27 PM
Also, according to reports, Cummo has been fasting for 3 days, but not to cut weight. He's fasting so he can "release his energy" against McCrory. He weighed in with a t-shirt on.
Elk Penis
08-08-2008, 10:28 PM
I didn't think Ken-flo had to cut much to get to 155. Here's the UFN 13 photo:

http://www.redsweat.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ufc-fight-night-13-weigh-in-results.jpg

UFN 11

http://www.cagetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/florian-vs-lauzon.jpg

Hard to tell if it's a lot different. I'm gonna have to watch the weigh-in video now.
Zaknaffin
08-08-2008, 10:31 PM
Also, according to reports, Cummo has been fasting for 3 days, but not to cut weight. He's fasting so he can "release his energy" against McCrory. He weighed in with a t-shirt on.

He weighed in super light. like 164
PJ III
08-08-2008, 10:34 PM
167 actually. still its pretty low.
Elk Penis
08-08-2008, 10:35 PM
I just watched the video, Cummo weighed in at 167 WITH ALL HIS CLOTHES ON INCLUDING SHOES. That means he's around 162...WTF.
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:36 PM
Good thing I picked against Cummo on MMAPG
Zaknaffin
08-08-2008, 10:39 PM
167 actually. still its pretty low.

What RFD said. He literally ran up to the scale. Clocked in and then faced off
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:44 PM
I opened betting back up
Elk Penis
08-08-2008, 10:45 PM
Zak, you're right - Kenflo does look a little Auschwitz. He looks like he gained a six pack, but it looks weird on him and makes his ribs stick out like he hasn't ate in years.
Gasmasker
08-08-2008, 10:47 PM
I just watched the video, Cummo weighed in at 167 WITH ALL HIS CLOTHES ON INCLUDING SHOES. That means he's around 162...WTF.

he is a fucking idiot who knows nothing about nutrition and physiology. drinking his own urine? fasting right before a fight? absurd bullshit.
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:47 PM
What if he wins by brutal KO?
Elk Penis
08-08-2008, 10:49 PM
What if he wins by brutal KO?

I'll start drinking my own urine.
Elk Penis
08-08-2008, 10:49 PM
That's going in somebody's sig - lol.
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:50 PM
I'll start drinking my own urine.LMAO!
Gasmasker
08-08-2008, 10:50 PM
What if he wins by brutal KO?

you mean luke? good for him if he does, still doesn't make drinking urine smart.
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:52 PM
Maybe there is an undetectable steroid in urine that we don't know about.
Elk Penis
08-08-2008, 10:53 PM
Maybe there is an undetectable steroid in urine that we don't know about.

Don't they test your urine in the first place? Maybe drinking it re-filters it and gets it cleaner for the tests - like a bypass oil filter you can buy for your car.

http://www.amsoil.com/products/bypass/ByPassMountsGroup_560.jpg
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:55 PM
Wow, I didn't know they tested for urine.
Elk Penis
08-08-2008, 10:56 PM
Wow, I didn't know they tested for urine.

No urine is what they test. So maybe he needs to run it through his filters again (i.e. the kidneys) to get all the roids out.

LOL - I just mentioned roids and Cummo in the same sentence.
gumby
08-08-2008, 10:57 PM
Oh! hahaha! Nice.
Hektik
08-09-2008, 01:45 AM
fuck the criticism, any fighter ballsy enough to drink piss for the fight game is good in my books.
DukeShark
08-09-2008, 06:14 AM
He is presently casting for the schindler's list movie sequel. He'll play a jew.


Too far? I think not, jews are a sturdy bunch.
DukeShark
08-09-2008, 06:15 AM
and also, I like Huerta, but Kenny will rape him no matter how many times Roger cries on the countdown.
Albertan
08-09-2008, 03:49 PM
and also, I like Huerta, but Kenny will rape him no matter how many times Roger cries on the countdown.

Quoted for truth
Twincest
08-09-2008, 06:26 PM
Wow, I didn't know they tested for urine.

yeah, i'm confused. what if they find urine in your urine? does that mean that Luke gets disqualified?
Buckner1986
08-09-2008, 06:51 PM
yeah, i'm confused. what if they find urine in your urine? does that mean that Luke gets disqualified?

Do you think he would get suspended if he drank someone else's urine and that guy was on the juice?
HHJ
08-09-2008, 07:36 PM
i wouldnt bet against cummo,if he gets on top,he can force the tap with his urine breath
Halfway
08-11-2008, 05:15 PM
Someone chop Skeletor's face on him.

bwahaha! Skeletor, that's the first I've heard that one but its so fucking true. God, I hate Kenny.