ufc 136 spoilers

[shadyasfok]

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[shadyasfok]

INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY

[shadyasfok]

http://www.tapology.com/ue/36803.png

[shadyasfok]

10-9 robot

[Elk Penis]

I thought this started a little later. Saw the last of the 2nd - pretty good fight.

[Elk Penis]

Cantwell looks a little gassed.

[Elk Penis]

Looks like a ud for Massenzio.

[shadyasfok]

30-27? wtf

[Gay]

0-1, the only thing worse than can fights where I don't know the fighters are can fights where I do know them.

[Capt Ramius]

that'll teach me not to pick a guy who's name starts with can

[___]

i picked the right can to the tune of 11 points

[___]

i haver simpson ud. hope he slows down.

[shadyasfok]

lol even bisping finished schafer

[California Giant]

forgot to do mmapg for the second event in a row.

http://www.tapology.com/ue/50509.png

[Gay]

i haver simpson ud. hope he slows down.

Me too, boo yaa

[shadyasfok]

forgot to do mmapg for the second event in a row.

http://www.tapology.com/ue/50509.png

santiago?

[___]

lc is a jap can lover, therefore a santiago lover

[___]

need elkins to win here for my parlay. would only have chael left for a nice little 200 for 3k.

[California Giant]

Santiagos big problem is his chin. I dont see Maia knocking him out, even if his striking is a lot better now

[Gay]

I switched my pick to Short Round at the last minute. Had Elkins by UD up to that point. Gawd

[___]

didn't realize miocic was -300. glad i picked him, crazy odds for a hot bout.

[h00ch]

1-1 11

[h00ch]

c'mon bob sub this can

[h00ch]

one of you fags lose already

[Elk Penis]

That was a nice reversal by Elkins.

[snipe]

this fucking chink.

[Elk Penis]

Joe Rogan should make an elk penis joke
http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/125/4a51a7dc7c2c48028977bbca5e62e89b/l.jpg

[Gay]

Shouldn't have listened to BSD, Zhang is such a fucking turd. I know elkins is gonna win a UD now and ruin my day.

[snipe]

why the fuck did i pick this scrub.

[___]

elkins needs to survive one more guillotine.

[___]

train standup and a guillotine, get me real far

[WAR SYNTHOL]

OHOHOHOHO ELKINSNUH

[Elk Penis]

elkins needs to survive one more guillotine.


LOl - that one was close.

[snipe]

Solid and his people are back to square one.

[California Giant]

China can needs to be bumped from the UFC now.

[Gay]

If Elkins won by sub or KO I wouldn't be mad, but the impending decision has me furious. Missed a nail thanks to 2nd guessing

[___]

33 points, pow

[Gay]

Fuck, 1-2 w/ 11. Totally furious.

[___]

picked 8 uds tonight.

[snipe]

wow chinas best fighter just got beat by a scrub who wouldnt hold a title in shark fights. nice job china.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

HYOOGE BAHMB OF A DECISION FRONK TRIEGG OFF THE FROIED RICE OHBITUAL BOEN

[h00ch]

http://www.tapology.com/ue/50118.png

[Elk Penis]

It's okay, China's got a billion more just like him to send our way.

[snipe]

Fuck I have a feeling that Joey Beltran is a stepping stone for this croation sounding faggot. I think I picked the wrong guy.

[h00ch]

lol super stock

[snipe]

Fuck.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

come on rfd

[WAR SYNTHOL]

stipe miocic show big promise, town baker in zagreb, mirko sparring partner

[h00ch]

beltran is not cain, this i know

[snipe]

Joey Beltran is getting KOed in the first round.

[Elk Penis]

come on rfd


What?

I got tired of the old name. You just changed your name. I don't see what's the big deal.

[snipe]

this is the dumbest pick ive ever made

<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px; border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/649.jpg</td> <td style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">HOT

- VS -

BOUT</td> <td style="text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/470.jpg</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); padding-left: 4px;">Joey Beltran

Fight ends in round 1

KO / TKO</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-right: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); padding-left: 4px;">[none]</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="text-align: center; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);">Stipe Miocic</td> <td style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);"> </td> <td style="text-align: center; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);">Joey "Mexicutioner" Beltran</td></tr></tbody></table>

[h00ch]

1-2 11

[h00ch]

lol watch snipe nail it

[California Giant]

I didnt know anything about this can. I figured he was some shitty foreigner with that weird fucking name.

[h00ch]

lol mirko pants

[h00ch]

think i have crocan tko 3rd

[Elk Penis]

Beltran looks like he came straight from El Oasis.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

big honor mirko pants

[h00ch]

joey trained for a 10 rounder mike

[snipe]

Fuck joey beltran is a piece of shit.

[h00ch]

and he's a can like mirko too

[Mike Goldberg]

HE EARNED THE NICKNAME MEXICUTIONER AFTER ORDERING THE ENTIRE MENU AT TACO BELL, JOE

[snipe]

hahahaha at that takedown

[Elk Penis]

10-9 for the Mark Philips imitator.

[snipe]

im gonna need a gif of that takedown

[Elk Penis]

HE EARNED THE NICKNAME MEXICUTIONER AFTER ORDERING THE ENTIRE MENU AT TACO BELL, JOE

:pomlnut:

[h00ch]

lol gtfo

[snipe]

COME ON JOEY

[h00ch]

lol randle

[h00ch]

whats going to be shocking is when crocan jr. takes cain down like that

[Joe Rogan]

JOEY BELTRAN HAS SAID THIS WAS THE MOST INTENSE CAMP HE'S EVER HAD MIKE AND IT'S PAYING OFF

[h00ch]

lol crocan is fucking done already. beltran split

[snipe]

hahahah stipe is gassed as fuck

[Elk Penis]

he's the michael jordan of brawling, joe:goldie:

[h00ch]

snipe's redemption

[WAR SYNTHOL]

POW ROIGHT TO DA KISSA MATE

[snipe]

hahahahahahah this fight is fuckin tight i apologize for making fun of joey

[WAR SYNTHOL]

Cain shit his pants as soon as he saw the pants of miocic

[snipe]

COME ON JOEY KNOCK THIS FUCKING BUM BACK TO CLEVELAND TO ROT WITH THE REST OF THE HOMELESS COATIAN SCUM

[California Giant]

I could totally picture Joey Beltran fighting in a wife beater, some long dickies shorts, tall white socks, and some Nike Cortez's

[Elk Penis]

LOL at the sponsor:

http://mmafrenzy.com/files/2010/03/Joey-Beltran-250x166.jpg

[snipe]

use that footwork joey use that footwork

[h00ch]

yes, i wear these pants, but not big can like this; big disgust to lose to belcan

http://www.mmatko.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/crocop4.jpg

[snipe]

break em up ref this bum aint doing shit

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:goldie: JERRY BELTRAN FLIES AGAIN

[h00ch]

is it too much to ask for a finish here?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

come on Mirkocic

[Elk Penis]

Miocic - big fatique

[Gay]

soon to be 1-3 w/11

[Elk Penis]

LOL - standing hammer fist

[Twincest]

AND BELTRANUH IS FETYEN AWFF ES BACK

[WAR SYNTHOL]

if this was PRIDE beltran would win with a kimura right now

[h00ch]

gladly take the 10

[snipe]

cut crocan keep belcan

[h00ch]

another nail at tap. next card, my tap picks will also be my mmapg picks.

[Twincest]

holy shit i might actually have a nail on a hot bout. could it be???

[h00ch]

assuming crocan jr. wins

[Twincest]

holy shit. twin gets 22 pts. how'd that happen.

[Twincest]

hafta thank Rob for that

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:goldie: STEEPAY MIOSICK

[h00ch]

ARE YA READY FOR SOME ARMBARS TONIIIIGGGHT

[Elk Penis]

holy shit. twin gets 22 pts. how'd that happen.


I finally got a nail on the hot bout, too.

[snipe]

youll be thanking me soon twin when garcia gets his ass kicked all over texas to the tune of a split decision victory

[WAR SYNTHOL]

HOO LAWD WE GOT GRACIE TRAINS JACKSON CAMP UNCLE JONES SPINNIN FISTS ARE YA READY FOR SOME MMA TONIGHT
http://www.billboard.com/photos/stylus/1228899-hank-williams-jr-football-617-409.jpg

[___]

55 points, yay me

[Nutstache]

;lkasdjnf ;oaisud 'fia[0pihasd kfma'[psdhjqe

[snipe]

<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center; width: 140px; border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/602.jpg</td> <td style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;">- VS -</td> <td style="text-align: center; width: 140px;">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/186.jpg</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); padding-left: 4px;">Jeremy Stephens

Fight ends in round 1

KO / TKO</td> <td rowspan="2" style="border-right: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); padding-left: 4px;">[none]</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="text-align: center; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-left: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243); border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);">Anthony "Showtime" Pettis</td> <td style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);"> </td> <td style="text-align: center; width: 150px; vertical-align: top; border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(207, 222, 243);">Jeremy Stephens
[Underdog]</td></tr></tbody></table>

[h00ch]

can't get any worse for poor ol' wiggy poo

[Jim Ross]

BAH GAWD ALMAHTY LIL HEAVIN HAS KILT SHOWTAHM

[h00ch]

anthony the cannnnn pettiissssss

[h00ch]

leftcoast would fuck this dude

[h00ch]

up

[snipe]

LES GOO TO WOOR COMOON

[WAR SYNTHOL]

jeremy stephens trains by drinking whiskey and beating up minorities, don't see this ending well for pettis

[h00ch]

shit i picked pettis at tapology

[Nutstache]

someone's getting ktfo in this mofo

[WAR SYNTHOL]

stephens trained at camp guida for this one, joe

[___]

i have pettis rd 2, hope i'm wrong as a stephens fan

[h00ch]

cmon jeremy dis nigga lost to guida

[h00ch]

even penn would beat fuckin guida

[Nutstache]

Jeremy "the finger wager" Stephens

[___]

even penn would beat fuckin guida

bud

[h00ch]

GAWD DAMIT KANG

[snipe]

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HES BROKEN IN HALF

[h00ch]

ARHAR DARE GO SON

[WAR SYNTHOL]

ARHAR GREAT SHAPE SON BRAP

[h00ch]

stevens is really good at not being a pretty boy with a bruce lee wall kick so he better finish

[Nutstache]

was that a....

[snipe]

pettis is still a scrub.

[h00ch]

the look of a frustrated can joe

[h00ch]

shogun shogun shogun

[Nutstache]

stephens looked a little confused out there.

[Gay]

I think Pettis takes a decision.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

30-27 stephens based on not being a jersey shore guido fag

[h00ch]

http://www.tapology.com/ue/50118.png

[h00ch]

rough night at the camp

[h00ch]

looks like the camera man knows who won

[Gay]

2-3 w/ 18 points.

[h00ch]

left coast is fingering his asshole something furious right now

[h00ch]

datfingerkick

[___]

if maia can sub this can in the first i'll be sitting pretty heading into the ppv

[h00ch]

maia aint the most feared shit anymore mike

[h00ch]

and to think i used to like this guy because we share a birthday

[WAR SYNTHOL]

paranormal activity 4 starring jim ross

BAH GAWD WHAT THE HALE IS IT KANG

[h00ch]

TONY BONES HIDING IN THAT DAMN CLOSET MAKIN THE DOOR SLAM

[h00ch]

eeeeeeeeejah

[WAR SYNTHOL]

Maia 1st round KO

[h00ch]

referee looks nuts

[WAR SYNTHOL]

mns lied about going to rehab to ref this fight

[Bobby Curls]

what streams working?

[h00ch]

m-1 time for demian

[Elk Penis]

We're all Guidas now.

[h00ch]

badly needed nail

[WAR SYNTHOL]

THE DECISION WIZARD

[Gay]

3-3 w/ 23 points

[shadyasfok]

Santiagos big problem is his chin. I dont see Maia knocking him out, even if his striking is a lot better now

:constipatedsolid:

[Elk Penis]

Florian is smart fighting Aldo now, while he's got a back injury and had a bad weight cut. He'll still lose, but it will be close if Aldo is still fucked up.

[SexeCute]

Elk penis has that lipstick AV

[shadyasfok]

i have pettis rd 2, hope i'm wrong as a stephens fan

i thought stephens won that 29-28

[Elk Penis]

Elk penis has that lipstick AV

Pucker up.

:retard2:

[h00ch]

jlo is getting knocked the fuck out

[h00ch]

elk penis looks like one of those halloween witch thumbs

[Elk Penis]

What the hell is the guy behind Melvin throwing to the audience? It looks like either condoms or candy.

[Elk Penis]

It would be cool if it was crack rocks.

[Shogun Marcus]

That Melvin Phoenix kid is gonna take this one.

[Twincest]

Lauzon actually looks like a guy who's just seconds from being ktfo.

[SexeCute]

Melvin is acting like he's going to fail another drug test for cocaine.

[h00ch]

haha this would be great

[h00ch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[WAR SYNTHOL]

damn it Guillard

[Elk Penis]

HOLY LOL - hype train fucking crashed

[Twincest]

mutherfuckingshiticantbelievethatfuckingidiotcocks uckerjustfuckedmyparlaygoddamnit

[SexeCute]

Cocaine train deeeerraaaillleeeddd

I was really hoping Melvin would win this though.

[Elk Penis]

That was a nice hook.

[shadyasfok]

streams

[Gay]

Jesus, 3-4 w/ 23 points. Not a good night for me, but at least Ill still be beating Solid

[shadyasfok]

what the fuck happened

[Twincest]

he just danced right into that fucking hook. wtf.

[h00ch]

melvin dye hair blonde, but the jew blood remains

[Elk Penis]

streams

Really - all this time you don't know where to look.

[gumby]

My parlay is still entact :)

[Shogun Marcus]

Fucker froze and I missed the whole thing... well maybe not much to be missed

[Twincest]

cocky sonofabitch

[SexeCute]

Diaz sittin' with dem hoes!

[Twincest]

i'm pretty gotten to about that.

[shadyasfok]

oh my god melvin lost

[shadyasfok]

Really - all this time you don't know where to look.

sopcast was down

[SexeCute]

lol Chad Mendes

[WAR SYNTHOL]

can they just skip this fucking fight

[Twincest]

great. now i hafta sit here watching this shitfest hoping they knock each other out.

[shadyasfok]

Jesus, 3-4 w/ 23 points. Not a good night for me, but at least Ill still be beating Solid

uhh...i have more than that

[Twincest]

how the fuck is this on the main card?

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:goldie: CAPTAIN FIGHT OF THE NIGHT

[shadyasfok]

nam is a soldier

[Elk Penis]

can they just skip this fucking fight

C'mon don't you watching Garcia wing the sloppy haymaker?

[gumby]

Can you andle the inten-suh-tay?

[Twincest]

nam is a soldier


:pomlnut:

[Elk Penis]

Jesus, Pham has shitty music taste like Solid.

[Twincest]

Jesus, Pham has shitty music taste like Solid.

when he dances, i bet he looks like stephen hawking being electrocuted.

[h00ch]

how the fuck is this on the main card?

holy no shit

[Elk Penis]

when he dances, i bet he looks like stephen hawking being electrocuted.

I bet he does the Dance Dance Revolution roach stomp.

[h00ch]

that ref is creepy as hell; i kinda like him

[babyboneswordsman]

who are these two cans? where is bj penn

[Shogun Marcus]

Why does Pham do the little pose like he's in Street Fighter II?

[TONY BONES]

little saigon...just lol

[babyboneswordsman]

that ref is creepy as hell; i kinda like him

kinda got a boris karloff look

[Twincest]

Why does Pham do the little pose like he's in Street Fighter II?

'cause he's a homo

[h00ch]

when did garcia learn to fight no fair

[h00ch]

nm

[Elk Penis]

that was a nice body head combo by big solid

[Twincest]

Garcia's got incredible defense. he'd last at least 14 seconds against a professional boxer.

[h00ch]

yea he sorta does look like karloff

[evil2]

WAR STANN

[Twincest]

jesus. just throw straight jabs and hit Garcia alllll night.

[Twincest]

yea he sorta does look like karloff

dude's definitely lurked though a few castles in his day.

[babyboneswordsman]

an asian who can fight
how rare

[Nutstache]

<----- garcia fan.

[h00ch]

one more eye poke and im tossing your niece into the pond. fight

[babyboneswordsman]

bullshit

[Elk Penis]

Rd 1 to giganto Solid.

[babyboneswordsman]

that nigga was gonna powerbomb fuck his asshole

[Twincest]

i've got garcia winning that first round 10-3

[h00ch]

ill give this tykestv its day in court

[Twincest]

Garcia looks like any number of really really drunk dudes i've seen fighting in parking lots.

[Elk Penis]

That body shot was beautiful.

[h00ch]

curse you, sopcast can

[Nutstache]

garcia is the only guy in the lighter weight classes without cardio. for real.

[Twincest]

Garcia's busting up Nam's knuckles pretty bad. I hope the Fight Metric fuckers are aware of that.

[h00ch]

pretty sure garcia ran drugs for a texas mob. big ud tonight.

[Elk Penis]

bad day for mexicans

[Twincest]

Nam better do something drastic if he wants to win this thing

[Elk Penis]

Very close fight - really Goldie?

[babyboneswordsman]

garcia sounding like MK II with his shout outs

[Twincest]

i will laugh until my intestines leak out my nose if garcia gets the ko

[Elk Penis]

Oh shit - now it's close. If he gets a 10-8 he can pull out a draw.

[babyboneswordsman]

Very close fight - really Goldie?

dont ever question goldie again

[Nutstache]

GARCIAS GOING TO FINISH HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[h00ch]

folks love a rocky fight

[babyboneswordsman]

garcia blew his wad

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol at rogan I guess I'm not a fight fan

[Elk Penis]

Nvm no 10-8 for Garcia now.

[Twincest]

Garcia's got a very dangerous guard Joe

[h00ch]

cmon boris standup time

[Elk Penis]

LOL at the ref giving into the crowd.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

HYOOGE CAHTWHALE ROIGHT HAND

[babyboneswordsman]

mma fans fucking blow

[babyboneswordsman]

than again we all illegally stream this shit who am I to judge

[Elk Penis]

29-28 for huge solid

[Twincest]

best fight i've ever seen. no shit. holy fuck joe.