UFC on Fox: Herman Cain vs. Junior dos Santorum

[h00ch]

I training hide n sneaks...tree times per days

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/abi8ua.jpg

[h00ch]

5 minutes until facebook prelims.

[shadyasfok]

when is this starting

[h00ch]

prelims can also be seen on fox sports...or something

[h00ch]

prelims begin shortly, saf. cain vs jds is at 9pm est

[shadyasfok]

you said its on fox sports?

[shadyasfok]

let me get my channel guide

[h00ch]

on their website i mean. at least that's what i heard. :ugh:

[shadyasfok]

:um:

http://www.fox.com/search/?q=ufc

[h00ch]

damn mmapg showing me as having picked cain that's bs

[h00ch]

i had jds ud

[shadyasfok]

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[shadyasfok]

damn mmapg showing me as having picked cain that's bs

the horror

[h00ch]

yeah fuck that beaner

[WAR SYNTHOL]

get paid 2k to have face broke durnt give a darm what ah do

[Elk Penis]

Looks like it's starting now....10 minutes late.

[Elk Penis]

I'm going to watch the Paquiao fight tonight with a bunch of Filipinos. I hope the main even ends fast.

[Twincest]

oh fuck yeah. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CANNNNNSSSSSS

[shadyasfok]

hahahah thread title is awesome

[seau45]

LUKE DUKE

[shadyasfok]

now thats what i call creativity

[seau45]

hey mante what is the significance of this music

[shadyasfok]

fatass rosa

[h00ch]

lose to beltran, pick luke ducas

[seau45]

pete spratt lookin old lol

[h00ch]

what ah do

[shadyasfok]

lol at the empty seats

[h00ch]

luke doofus is already gassed

[Elk Penis]

hey mante what is the significance of this music

I means they still celebrate their European Spanish roots - Stockholm Syndrome.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:roflnut: luke doofus

[seau45]

TRT on Luke Duke's back lol

[WAR SYNTHOL]

knowing dat I should not pick duke doofus

[h00ch]

i picked doofus by 2nd tko :ugh:

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lose to beltran at hw beat jones at lhw rosa is on a tear

[Elk Penis]

I have rd 2 sub for Rosa. Looking at Doufus's cardio fading, I might have this one.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

i picked doofus by 2nd tko :ugh:

dude I hope gassed ass doofus falls forward and accidentally headbutt KO's rosa and the 4 in attendance go WHOAHAOHOHOHOHO

[WAR SYNTHOL]

FUCK why did I pick luke dookus

[WAR SYNTHOL]

beltran's shitty ass influenced this pick

[shadyasfok]

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING

[h00ch]

BIG BIG DOOF TONIGHT LAWD

[Twincest]

Luke Duke is gonna be a big star someday






at Indian Casinos throughout central CA

[h00ch]

lentz doofus

[WAR SYNTHOL]

ARE YA READY FOR SOME INEFFECTIVE TAKEDOWNS TONIGHT HOOO LAWD

[h00ch]

look at this octagon control another 10-8 for luke

[Twincest]

this is proly a good time to wash the massive stack of dishes in the sink

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:goldie: HE TRAINS WITH LENTZ AT TEAM SINGLE FENCE

[h00ch]

lol done. fucking can. with his sports authority mouthpiece with the little league kid on the front of the package this faggot.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:hesrocked: THIS IS RIDICULOUS LUKE DUKE IS SETTING MIXED MARTIAL ARTS BACK 20 YEARS WITH THIS MOUTHPIECE

[Elk Penis]

He's going all Jamie Varner on us. Big John ain't falling for that shit.

[h00ch]

dellagrotte hat not good omens for winning knowing dat

[Elk Penis]

:goldie: HE TRAINS WITH LENTZ AT TEAM SINGLE FENCE


:pomlnut: at Team Single Fence

[WAR SYNTHOL]

SPIT OUT DA MOUTHPIECE LIKE WE TWAIN

[h00ch]

SPIT IT HAWD DOOFY

[Twincest]

Rosa is gonna fuck up Jon Jones, that much is for certain.

[h00ch]

wallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeee WALE IT'S THE 0-1 SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[h00ch]

big big 30 points tonight lawd

[WAR SYNTHOL]

matt doofus will never fight in the ufc again lol

[WAR SYNTHOL]

Rogan mouthing at Dana to get this asshole the fuck out

[Elk Penis]

Rosa is gonna fuck up Jon Jones, that much is for certain.


Rosa vs Brandon Vera for the title shot.

[h00ch]

i never want to see this faggot in the ufc again.

[Elk Penis]

Big John should just say "fuck this mouthpiece" and fling it into the crowd.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

SPIT IT HAWD

[shadyasfok]

holy cans

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

And I picked him to win. Not lulz.

[h00ch]

lol

[WAR SYNTHOL]

30-27 luke duke

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

30-27 luke duke

This

[h00ch]

rolles vs dukas

[Elk Penis]

Time for him to go back to Arizona Combat Sports. Bader and Dollaway didn't Sandusky him enough for this fight.

[Twincest]

Luke woulda won this fight easily if his jealous bf didn't steal his mouthpiece

[Elk Penis]

LOL at 28-28. WTF.

[Twincest]

what was that first score?

[Twincest]

whoever scored that 28-28 needs to be taken out and lit on fire

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol at pierce screaming to an empty arena

[h00ch]

war pierce

[h00ch]

the brotherly love brawl joe

[Elk Penis]

Fuck i thought Pierce was fighting Sean Bradley.

[Elk Penis]

http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/celebrities/shawn-bradley.jpg

[Boxhead]

someone stole that dudes bike

[Elk Penis]

Pierce looks a little chubby. He could drop down a weight class.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:goldie: PAUL BRADLEY IS LIKE A MORE MUSCULAR MARCUS DAVIS JOE

[h00ch]

corey feldman out there all pumped up

[h00ch]

smacking beachball around with fatass from blues traveler

[WAR SYNTHOL]

Mario Lopez getting ready to interview Mike Pierce

[Elk Penis]

Wheelbarrow style.

[h00ch]

i dont even care what happens here. just get it the fuck over with.

[h00ch]

ill take the 0-2

[WAR SYNTHOL]

knowing dat pierce rocked fitch

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lean against ya 3 rounds what ah do

[h00ch]

said ahm big n can eeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[h00ch]

im not aht shitty dana tellin twoof ere

[WAR SYNTHOL]

why ya tellin me this now beeg jawn

WAAA-AAAH

[h00ch]

yay 7

[Twincest]

and just when you thought it couldn't get any cannier

[WAR SYNTHOL]

WAAAAALE IT'S THE EMPTY ARENA SHOOOOOW

[Twincest]

fucking alex caceres. what a fucking joke dana is.

[Boxhead]

fuck bruce leroy

[Twincest]

cole sub 1st

[h00ch]

i like this kid he has a great laugh and the casuals love him

[WAR SYNTHOL]

escovedo 1st round sub

[h00ch]

:bowlerface:

[WAR SYNTHOL]

why is shitty bruce lee coon still in the ufc?

[Twincest]

ok, back to the dishes. damnit i need a maid.

one w. big tits.

[Elk Penis]

LOL at Caceres's hair. I guess that's how he made 135.

[h00ch]

ZOMBAY ZOMBAY-HEE-OH-EEE-HO---HAY

[Twincest]

they should deduct a point from escovedo for this walking music tho

[WAR SYNTHOL]

bruce leroy coming out to a track that reflects his hard upbringing and will to win

:bowlerface:

[h00ch]

this can is so fucked. he really is.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:goldie: BRUCE LEROY'S GOT A SMILE ON HIS FACE JOE

:hesrocked: YEAH BUT THAT FACE IS CANNED UP

[shadyasfok]

holy shit escovedo sucks

[WAR SYNTHOL]

big Dana work

[h00ch]

mexican drug lords kidnapped cole's mom

[h00ch]

"you sub this can in the 3rd"

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol caceres has like negative power

[WAR SYNTHOL]

holy shit is this for real

[WAR SYNTHOL]

Escovedo is pulling back on every strike he throws

[Elk Penis]

LOL - he pressed Escovido's angry button.

[Elk Penis]

Rd 1 to Bruce Corduroy.

[shadyasfok]

cole is getting cut jesus

[WAR SYNTHOL]

Shamrock would beat the shit out of Bruce Leroy, what is this shit show farce

[h00ch]

look mom a work.

[h00ch]

how much you think cole took for this? 10 grand?

[shadyasfok]

wow how much does cole suck

[WAR SYNTHOL]

"you sub this can in the 3rd"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj9u29aT2b1qzgcjvo1_400.gif

[shadyasfok]

lights went out

i was hoping the undertaker came into the cage and chokeslammed both these faggot cans

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lights went out

i was hoping the undertaker came into the cage and chokeslammed both these faggot cans

:roflnut:

[WAR SYNTHOL]

I DIDNT THROW THIS FAHT SALUH IM TELLIN TWOOF EEAH

[h00ch]

"good job son. now uncle dana will bring your family over from hunduras"

[h00ch]

I DIDNT THROW THIS FAHT SALUH IM TELLIN TWOOF EEAH

:pomlnut:

[h00ch]

the hot bout. great. i switched from beaner to black can.

[shadyasfok]

i have mackens

[Elk Penis]

The best thing Mack ever did is choke that Fagney guy out of the WEC. Even if he loses tonight, we all owe him for that one.

[Twincest]

beaner.

[Twincest]

i'm guessing Work of the Night winner (loser) gets $65K at least.

[h00ch]

going for sharpshooter

[shadyasfok]

who is peralta and why does he have so much hype. was it something he did in japan

[WAR SYNTHOL]

OHOHOHOHOHOHO

[WAR SYNTHOL]

PEROLTUH TRAYTED HIM LAHK AN ESCAPED SLAVE THEA MATE

[Twincest]

:pomlnut:

[WAR SYNTHOL]

I think warpath is in perolta's corner

[h00ch]

why the fuck did i pick black can

[h00ch]

this season can't get any worse for me

[Elk Penis]

Even going into the 3rd. Good fight so far.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

:goldie: MACKENS HAS REALLY BEEN WORKING ON HIS STRIKING WITH BRUCE LEROY

[shadyasfok]

hahahaha headbutt

ufc on fox

[WAR SYNTHOL]

UNBALAYVABLE HEADBUTT BOIY PAROLETUH ITS BACK TO THE UNDAGROUND RAILROAD FAH SEMEZIEY

[super hot]

weak. he knocked him out with his head

[Elk Penis]

Dammit I had Peralta by UD....Semenzier should have held on better.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

I believe I just missed the hot bout

[shadyasfok]

oh look asian named darren, what now bitches

[h00ch]

im going back to skyrim. see you guys in a few hours.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

KID "SAF'S MUSCULAR COUSIN" YAMAMAOOOTOOOOO

[WAR SYNTHOL]

im going back to skyrim. see you guys in a few hours.

headbutt tko not legal tko nao no

big moral victory

[Elk Penis]

If Kid loses to this Darren melanoma can, he needs to go back to the jap wrestling circuit with Barnett.

[Elk Penis]

Is that The Boz reffing this fight?

[shadyasfok]

lol why didnt he just give a thumbs up

[Elk Penis]

Fucking kid losing to this can....WTF.

[Twincest]

kid's doing his best to lose this fight

[Twincest]

lotta works in this event. someone at Fox is getting PAID in Vegas.

[Twincest]

apparently radiation >>> roids

[Twincest]

we need to cut camera to Kid's crying wife/bitch

[WAR SYNTHOL]

DARREHN UYENAMER'S GOT MORE BLOOD ON HIS FACE THAN THEA IS SAUCE ON MOIY GENERAL TSOS CHICKEN

[WAR SYNTHOL]

we need to cut camera to Kid's crying wife/bitch

*Akebono's crying wife

[Elk Penis]

This is all Boz's fault - fucking old, over-hyped can.

http://classickicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/brian-bosworth.jpg

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol at the point to the camera

[Elk Penis]

"Then I point at Shawn Kemp."

[super hot]

kid sucks

[WAR SYNTHOL]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Twincest]

i must have AT LEAST 10 pts by now

[Elk Penis]

Back to the jap wrestling circut for Kid. I hope Barnett saved him the top bunk.

[Elk Penis]

bc = beat cans

[WAR SYNTHOL]

oh dear god is that 50 cent rapping over ac/dc?

[shadyasfok]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/2261157/Lesnar_bicep_large.jpg

[Twincest]

well i got the dishes washed at least.

[sher-bant]

Okay fuckos...What up!??

So I'm just now tuning into the fights via FoxSports.com. Its up on my 62" sony, but looks really shitty. Is this as good as it's gonna get (quality wise)? I'm used to legit ppv quality. Is Facebook better? Anything I can do for HD?

[Twincest]

YOU WANT MORE CANS??? BITCHES WE GOT CANS!!!

[Elk Penis]

YOU WANT MORE CANS??? BITCHES WE GOT CANS!!!

I was just thinking that. WTF is this fight on a UFC card for?

[flashNsmash]

is the main fight on foxsports.com?

[Twincest]

DAMARQUES HAS BEEN TO GILBERT ARIZONA BITCHES YOU KNOOOOOOOW THIS TUF FUCKER IS A BADDASS

[flashNsmash]

damarques is my favourite can

[Elk Penis]

DAMARQUES HAS BEEN TO GILBERT ARIZONA BITCHES YOU KNOOOOOOOW THIS TUF FUCKER IS A BADDASS


In that case he should have came out to By The Time I Get To Phoenix.

[Twincest]

HIS HOTEL ROOM WAS AT ALTITUDE ON THE 23RD FLOOR HIS CARDIO IS GONNA BE INCREDIBLE MIKE

[Elk Penis]

Damn, I'm probably the only one here old enough to remember that song.

[Boxhead]

boise st lost to tcu

[WAR SYNTHOL]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH

[Twincest]

:lmao:

[flashNsmash]

haha yeah nigga beat dat can

[WAR SYNTHOL]

fuck that guy nothing better than seeing some colorful haired tatted up tuf fruit get ruined

[Elk Penis]

7 points.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

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Fight ends in round 1

KO / TKO</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 4px; BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid" rowSpan=2>[none]</TD></TR><TR><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; WIDTH: 150px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top">Damarques Jhonson</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid"></TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDTH: 150px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top">Clay Harvison
[Underdog]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Twincest]

YOU KNOW PETE SELL RESPECTS THE STANDUP OF ROY HARVISON

[Twincest]

shit, i may have time to clean the counter off and make a sandwich.

[AMERICAN BONES]

rogan was about to go into some speech about how the looking to strictly box approach doesnt work

[WAR SYNTHOL]

BACK TO BEATIN UP HOMAHSEXUALS AT THE GAY BAH WIT WAR MASHEEN MATE

[WAR SYNTHOL]

TALK SHIT NOW
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1><TBODY><TR><TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; WIDTH: 140px"></TD><TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; FONT-SIZE: 14px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">- VS -</TD><TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDTH: 140px">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/651.jpg</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 4px" rowSpan=2>Mike Pierce

Judge's decision

Split decision</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 4px; BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid" rowSpan=2>[none]</TD></TR><TR><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; WIDTH: 150px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top">Mike Pierce</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid"></TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDTH: 150px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top">Paul "The Gentleman" Bradley</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Elk Penis]

Cub vs Llama next.

[Twincest]

TALK SHIT NOW
<table cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; WIDTH: 140px"></td><td style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; FONT-SIZE: 14px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">- VS -</td><td style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDTH: 140px">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/651.jpg</td><td style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 4px" rowspan="2">Mike Pierce

Judge's decision

Split decision</td><td style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 4px; BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid" rowspan="2">[none]</td></tr><tr><td style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; WIDTH: 150px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top">Mike Pierce</td><td style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid"></td><td style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDTH: 150px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: top">Paul "The Gentleman" Bradley</td></tr></tbody></table>

o_o

[Twincest]

war llama







or whoever i picked. really can't remember.

[AMERICAN BONES]

is it too late to get my picks in?

[Elk Penis]

I picked llama by decision.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol at Greg Jackson

NICE WORK CUB GOOD JOB

[Elk Penis]

Greg Jackson just called him "Cubby."

[WAR SYNTHOL]

looks like Cubby is on his way to winning this fight

[WAR SYNTHOL]

THAT MY FRIEND IS CUB SWANSON, HERE HAVE SOME WATER

[Elk Penis]

When did Greg Jackson become the Stuart Smiley of mma? The one time with Cerrone was funny, but it's bordering on gay now.

[flashNsmash]

haha cub is such a can

[WAR SYNTHOL]

GOOD JOB CUBBY

[Elk Penis]

No spolier warning from LLama - ban him.

[Twincest]

they're playing the fucking Eagles. someone's gotta grow a pair and push Dana outta the production booth.

[Twincest]

i'mma have fucking Hotel California in my head for the next 3 months

[Elk Penis]

i'mma have fucking Hotel California in my head for the next 3 months

I think Faber snuck in there and played that. Can't fault them, he was too small for them to see him sneak in there.

[Twincest]

WHO WANTS TO BE A CLASSIC ROCKER

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/thumbnail_crop/600/_images/pictures/20100219114908_danawhite.JPG

[Twincest]

Garza brought his jockey helmet just in case he had to grab a ride w. Overeem

[Twincest]

^^^ terrible post. i've clearly been diminished by the shitty music.

[TONY BONES]

what up fuckerz

[WAR SYNTHOL]

dont worry twin tony just posted, no one is going to outshitty him

[Twincest]

sonofabitch

[flashNsmash]

lol @ rogan darce choke orgasm

[WAR SYNTHOL]

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1><TBODY><TR><TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; WIDTH: 140px"></TD><TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; FONT-SIZE: 14px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">- VS -</TD><TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDTH: 140px">http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/557.jpg</TD><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(207,222,243) 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 4px" rowSpan=2>Dustin Poirier

Fight ends in round 2

Submission / Tapout</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Elk Penis]

and I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow

[WAR SYNTHOL]

3 nails hohohohohohoho

[Twincest]

30 pts here i come

[shadyasfok]

war mi tio benzino

[Elk Penis]

"I TRAIN WITH TIM CREDUER, BITCHES!!"

[Twincest]

JDS always warms up by blowing himself.

[shadyasfok]

garza got subbed by tiequan zhang, i shoulda picked poirier to finish

[shadyasfok]

http://i51.tinypic.com/2qs5ixk.jpg

[Elk Penis]

JDS always warms up by blowing himself.

He should be training with Tim Creduer.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

solid I picked mike pierce by split decision talk shit now

[Twincest]

lololol, live mic

[shadyasfok]

is it just me or is the arena completely silent

[WAR SYNTHOL]

weird night of fights, got should be picks wrong and ones I didnt plan on getting right I nailed them

[Elk Penis]

Shit, if I trained with Tim Creduer, I would wear a shirt 24/7 that says "I train with Tim Creduer."

[Twincest]

is it just me or is the arena completely silent


they're piping in sound from last night's hockey game

[WAR SYNTHOL]

lol sandstorm, wanderlei is spinning around in circles in his electric wheelchair on the ramp

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

32 points, 3k in bets made. Fuck these fights.

[Twincest]

they need to play that shitty organ ditty they always play at hockey games, that

DUH duh duh duh
DUH duh duh duh

DUH duh duh duh
DUH duh duh duh

DUH duh duh duh
DUH duh duh duh

[WAR SYNTHOL]

WIFFNUH

[WAR SYNTHOL]

they need to play that shitty organ ditty they always play at hockey games, that

DUH duh duh duh
DUH duh duh duh

DUH duh duh duh
DUH duh duh duh

DUH duh duh duh
DUH duh duh duh

and then shoot faber out of a cannon

[Twincest]

exactly. really gets the fans fired up

[shadyasfok]

wtf bendo vs guida already

[Twincest]

then they can play some shitty old song by The Doors and blow the roof off the fucking joint

[shadyasfok]

lol imagine if the main event ends in less than a round, they'd be playing shitty music to fill the void

[Twincest]

sorry for the delay folks. someone just told Guida that he is NOT in fact the better wrestler in this matchup and he went looking frantically for his manager.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

kevin randleman and mark coleman are on hand to have an exhibition grappling match if the fight ends early

[Elk Penis]

kevin randleman and mark coleman are on hand to have an exhibition grappling match if the fight ends early


fuck yeah, with Ken Shamrock as the guest ref

[Twincest]

lol imagine if the main event ends in less than a round, they'd be playing shitty music to fill the void

i'm sure Joe and Mike have some patter worked out to fill the time. they can do a retrospective on title fights that have been cut short.

[Twincest]

kevin randleman and mark coleman are on hand to have an exhibition grappling match if the fight ends early


lol. much better idea.

[Elk Penis]

sorry for the delay folks. someone just told Guida that he is NOT in fact the better wrestler in this matchup and he went looking frantically for his manager.


They're shaving his head right now, hoping he can sneak out of the arena disguised as Kenny Florian.

[WAR SYNTHOL]

i'm sure Joe and Mike have some patter worked out to fill the time. they can do a retrospective on title fights that have been cut short.

:goldie: REMEMBER WHEN FRANK MIR BROKE SYLVIA'S ARM OFF AND THREW IT IN A TOILET JOE? AND SYLVIA STILL WANTED TO CONTINUE!