UFC 143 discussion

[Elk Penis]

Wow - nice KO to begin the night.

[Meaty Portion]

Ha

[h00ch]

did he kill that can...

[Meaty Portion]

Oh shit, you got this up one minute before I did. Oh well.

Awseome ko, got me 11 points right there.

[h00ch]

i had sub 2nd :retard:

[snipe]

nice ko

[Meaty Portion]

i had sub 2nd :retard:

Why did you pick that?

[Boxhead]

i had sub 2nd :retard:

I had 1st round sub stittgen

[h00ch]

didnt know anything about him

[snipe]

i love the facebook streams and seeing all the behind the scenes shit

[California Giant]

we'reeeeeee liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Elk Penis]

That guy (the one that won). Is now 63-0 in combat sports. He had an extensive kickboxing and faggot-punching (karate) fight record before he went into MMA.

Also, he's been training bjj since he was 12 with high level guys. He might turn out pretty good.

[snipe]

That guy (the one that won). Is now 63-0 in combat sports. He had an extensive kickboxing and faggot-punching (karate) fight record before he went into MMA.

Also, he's been training bjj since he was 12 with high level guys. He might turn out pretty good.

what weight class was that at?

[h00ch]

dan hardy will buttfuck him

[California Giant]

I hadnt heard of either of the cans so i picked the winning can by decision. 5 points for me

[Meaty Portion]

That guy (the one that won). Is now 63-0 in combat sports. He had an extensive kickboxing and faggot-punching (karate) fight record before he went into MMA.

Also, he's been training bjj since he was 12 with high level guys. He might turn out pretty good.

Yeah, I read that a few days ago and figured the UFC would throw him a can with no standup. Lo and behold, they find a guy in Schaumburg, who also didn't seem to have any takedowns.

[Elk Penis]

what weight class was that at?

Don't know. I just googled him before I made my mmapg pick.

[California Giant]

Lets go dutch can

[snipe]

hope this faggot brazilian gets knocked out

[California Giant]

Lets go Duane Kuiper

[snipe]

holy fuck draculino is there. is ryan cornering natal?

[Meaty Portion]

Let's go Brazilian can.

[pflo]

That guy (the one that won). Is now 63-0 in combat sports. He had an extensive kickboxing and faggot-punching (karate) fight record before he went into MMA
gotten to by Machida

[California Giant]

Natal is afraid. probably just felt kuipers strength in that clinch

[Meaty Portion]

SUB SUB SUB

[California Giant]

Judo can keeps getting taken down by these Royce Gracie-esque TD's. what the fuck bro

[Meaty Portion]

Classic UFC breh

[California Giant]

10-10

Natal had a lot of takedowns but did NOTHING with them.

[California Giant]

10-10

Natal had a lot of takedowns but did NOTHING with them.

[Meaty Portion]

lol

[Meaty Portion]

10-9, Natal scored takedowns and went for a couple subs.

[Elk Penis]

gotten to by Machida

So when I mentioned faggot, you immediately thought of Machida? I though you were a fanboy of ol' pissboy.

[Meaty Portion]

Fuck, Natal's tired now.

[California Giant]

Kuiper kind of reminds me of Lytle, always there in your face, good striking and good grappling, and he kind of looks like him from a distance.

I am liking this kid a lot.

[snipe]

natal is a pitiful fucking can

[snipe]

lol what the fuck am i watching

[Elk Penis]

LOL sloppy-ass Natal is winning the stand-up. Leonard Garcia would be proud.

[California Giant]

Fuck. Natal is going to win a decision while looking like the much worse fighter

[Meaty Portion]

LOL sloppy-ass Natal is winning the stand-up. Leonard Garcia would be proud.

lol, he's channeling Garcia.

[Elk Penis]

fat leonard garcia up two rounds.

[California Giant]

Why does that dutch faggot cornerman have a brazilian flag on his shirt

[Elk Penis]

Dutch can coach - I can translate:

"I can't believe your losing to this can - WTF"

[California Giant]

Fuck Rafael Nadal

[California Giant]

thankf ucking god

[California Giant]

10-8 round or a finish coming up

[Meaty Portion]

WHAO

[Elk Penis]

Mel Kiper is breathing heavy now - he's gassed too.

[Meaty Portion]

Natal has some heart.

[California Giant]

god damn it

[Meaty Portion]

Mounted

[Meaty Portion]

WHOW

[California Giant]

29-28 Natal

[h00ch]

come on you can gimme 22

[Elk Penis]

LOL - pre-Natal beats the diaper.

[California Giant]

Kuiper will be pretty good.

[h00ch]

big big 22 tonight lawd

[Elk Penis]

Kuiper will be pretty good.


No he won't - he's Dutch.

[Meaty Portion]

LOL, LC was the third judge.

[California Giant]

Matt Riddle's goofy ass better wrestlefuck himself a decision

[h00ch]

can't believe i picked riddle

[Chad Hogan]

No he won't - he's Dutch.

???

[California Giant]

can't believe i picked riddle

yeah I am def second guessing myself just based on how big of a homo riddle is. Anyone that acts as a crony to CB Dolloway has to suck at life pretty hard.

[snipe]

lmao riddle is a fucking faggot

[h00ch]

Matt Donele

[California Giant]

Martinez looks like scarface from Half Baked

[snipe]

Anyone know if fx has an HD channel?

[California Giant]

matt riddle is such a fucking goon. Jesus christ that dude is goofy

[Elk Penis]

LOL - Riddle's nickname is now "Deep Waters"????? Is that what Dollaway calls him from behind?

[California Giant]

lol at "my friend tait fletcher"

[California Giant]

probably should know this but what camp/association is that tattoo that martinez has? Weidman has the same one

[h00ch]

take him down you can shit

[Elk Penis]

If Riddle was fighting a guy in his own weight class (Martinez moved up from 155 on short notice to take this fight), he would have been KO'd already.

[Bobby Curls]

riddle, just be yourself and take the beaner down. you're like twice his size

[Christina Hendtits]

Anyone know if fx has an HD channel?

yes, do you have comcast?

[Bobby Curls]

take him down you can shit

haha we boo lnp and hate this. for mma, there really is no win

[Christina Hendtits]

probably should know this but what camp/association is that tattoo that martinez has? Weidman has the same one

USA Wrestling

[Christina Hendtits]

http://www.sportssafety.org/images/usa-wrestling-logo.gif

[California Giant]

USA Wrestling

Ah, thank you

[Christina Hendtits]

I didn't see the first round but I got Riddle winning 2 and 3

[Elk Penis]

29-28 little guy

[California Giant]

Archer is the best.

[Elk Penis]

Rofl - got 7 points on some bullshit

[h00ch]

matthew the white guy ridddleeee the 7 points ridddleee

[California Giant]

7 points. Fucking can.

[h00ch]

the white kid with the nice smile ridddddleeeeee

[California Giant]

Riddle really seems to like to fight though. I bet he would be cool to hang out with for a little bit just to laugh at and insult his intelligence.

[h00ch]

riddle is such a doushe
D J Ridgeway says
ll
Rob LL says
and to think i picked him
D J Ridgeway says
hes who i imagine left coast is fucking
or just blowing
Rob LL says
lol
fuck dave

[California Giant]

one dimensional kicking can vs one dimensional all around striking can.

Lets go Matt Brown.

[California Giant]

riddle is such a doushe
D J Ridgeway says
ll
Rob LL says
and to think i picked him
D J Ridgeway says
hes who i imagine left coast is fucking
or just blowing
Rob LL says
lol
fuck dave

Lol you are so funny dave.

[California Giant]

Id never sneak around on Donovan. We have been through too much

[h00ch]

:bowlerface:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2eqgidc.jpg

[California Giant]

Hooters just opened up in my city last week. I have to go to a "team meeting" for my cell phone sales job there tonight at 7.

They better have the fucking UFC on.

[California Giant]

Anyone taking Chris Cope in this next fight? Or taking condit tonight? I need to make an av bet.

[Christina Hendtits]

Is this the faggot that always says "WHOOW!"?

[Bobby Curls]

cell phones, LOL

[h00ch]

ugh i picked brown

[Christina Hendtits]

LETS GO BROWN MATT

[California Giant]

cell phones, LOL

Yeah, I cell phones. Its actually pretty decent money.

[h00ch]

i mean cmon...c-murder? wasnt c-murder a no limit records can?

[Christina Hendtits]

:goldie: He couldn't stand being around Matt Hume!

[Christina Hendtits]

i mean cmon...c-murder? wasnt c-murder a no limit records can?

lol and I think he is in jail for murder.

[Christina Hendtits]

Nice double

[Bobby Curls]

Yeah, I cell phones. Its actually pretty decent money.

for you, yes. but for your parents: is it decent enough for you to move out?

that is the question.

[h00ch]

that's a huge bitch

[California Giant]

i mean cmon...c-murder? wasnt c-murder a no limit records can?
That got life in prison, lol yep.

[Christina Hendtits]

for you, yes. but for your parents: is it decent enough for you to move out?

that is the question.

Stop being such a dick.

[h00ch]

god you suck. fucking hell. my first loss on the night

[Elk Penis]

1st round Brown.

[Christina Hendtits]

10-9 Brown

[Bobby Curls]

Stop being such a dick.

mind your business faget

[h00ch]

whoa is that the can who makes waffles for shane carwin? brown has no chance now

[Christina Hendtits]

HAHA LOL

[h00ch]

HAAHA GTFO I NAILED THAT SHIT

[Elk Penis]

7 points.

[h00ch]

i all looked

Matt Brown

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

[h00ch]

dont even know who matt brown is, but thanks for the 11

[Chad Hogan]

A team meeting in hooters? lol

[Christina Hendtits]

A team meeting in hooters? lol

at least he has a team to meet with.

[California Giant]

for you, yes. but for your parents: is it decent enough for you to move out?

that is the question.

Thats the plan. Saving up some money and plan on moving out once I have a little bit of stability. Ive only been with the company for a few months, still learning the commission sales craft, and when im ready will be moving out.
I have just shy of 3500 in the bank (although 1400 of that is from my tax refund). This month im going to monitor my money and make sure I have enough of an increase in cash for rent, utilities, and food at the end of the month then hopefully move out with my buddy jacob and his girl

[Bobby Curls]

Thats the plan. Saving up some money and plan on moving out once I have a little bit of stability. Ive only been with the company for a few months, still learning the commission sales craft, and when im ready will be moving out.
I have just shy of 3500 in the bank (although 1400 of that is from my tax refund). This month im going to monitor my money and make sure I have enough of an increase in cash for rent, utilities, and food at the end of the month then hopefully move out with my buddy jacob and his girl

that'd be great. i'd be really happy for you

[California Giant]

dont even know who matt brown is, but thanks for the 11

He was on TUF. one dimensional striking can that can take a beating. Lytle subbed him twice once for submission of the night award.

[California Giant]

that'd be great. i'd be really happy for you

Thanks bro

[h00ch]

rob is living in brownsville with his mom dunno what hes talkin about

[Christina Hendtits]

Thats the plan. Saving up some money and plan on moving out once I have a little bit of stability. Ive only been with the company for a few months, still learning the commission sales craft, and when im ready will be moving out.
I have just shy of 3500 in the bank (although 1400 of that is from my tax refund). This month im going to monitor my money and make sure I have enough of an increase in cash for rent, utilities, and food at the end of the month then hopefully move out with my buddy jacob and his girl

This will not end well.

[Bobby Curls]

rob is living in brownsville with his mom dunno what hes talkin about

:rofl: youre thinking of alex or as his mom calls him, alejandro

[h00ch]

:rofl: youre thinking of alex or as his mom calls him, alejandro

i know you're deepest...secret....fears

http://www.michaelarnoldart.com/jim_morrison.jpg

[Bobby Curls]

man john that new timberlake movie in time looks really edgy and original like justin is playing a different kind of role really buffing his resume amirite?

[h00ch]

4-0 on the night

[snipe]

Mfer I fell asleep. What happened

[h00ch]

45 points

[California Giant]

Your name is not Leroy, its a shitty overused nickname, yet you come out to Bad Bad Leroy Brown?


I am so glad I did not watch that season of TUF, just the idea of this kid bothers me.

[Bobby Curls]

Mfer I fell asleep. What happened

nothing. you still suck

[h00ch]

holy shit

[Elk Penis]

Those balls are up in his chest.

[h00ch]

OH FUCK

[h00ch]

UGGGHHHHH

[h00ch]

lol how you feeling

[h00ch]

well herb im feeling like shit

[California Giant]

Lol fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[California Giant]

lol how you feeling
Lol seriously herb? i feel like I am going to puke just from seeing it happen

[Elk Penis]

Definitely need to take the whole 5 minutes on this one.

[Christina Hendtits]

man john that new timberlake movie in time looks really edgy and original like justin is playing a different kind of role really buffing his resume amirite?

It looks like shit.

[California Giant]

Joe Rogan is a doctor of cup-ology. This isnt the first time hes gone into all the intricacies and best brands

[Christina Hendtits]

lol he shot the half and Goldie said "LOOKING FOR THE CHOKE!"

[California Giant]

These cans need to not try and grapple.

[snipe]

nothing. you still suck

You're still ugly

[California Giant]

LOL Figeruoaoaoaoa just lindlanded himself

[Elk Penis]

That out of time movie was actually good. I streamed it not knowing who the fuck that guy was, and it was good. Then I googled it and found out I just watched a Justin Timberlake movie, and I felt a little gay about it, but fuck it - it was still a good movie.

[California Giant]

That out of time movie was actually good. I streamed it not knowing who the fuck that guy was, and it was good. Then I googled it and found out I just watched a Justin Timberlake movie, and I felt a little gay about it, but fuck it - it was still a good movie.

But how will it compare to Ghost Rider II?

[Bobby Curls]

It looks like shit.

you dont wanna see it?

[Elk Penis]

But how will it compare to Ghost Rider II?

After that faggot merlin shit, I'll never watch a Nick Cage movie again.

[Bobby Curls]

You're still ugly

haha ratboy? is that you?

[California Giant]

Lol @ rat boy. Is this still the Robert Louis Stevenson that ran the legendary Scissors61 off the internet?

[Christina Hendtits]

Thats a point

[Elk Penis]

Get your fighter spayed or neutered.

[Christina Hendtits]

Lol @ rat boy. Is this still the Robert Louis Stevenson that ran the legendary Scissors61 off the internet?

:rofltsar:

[Christina Hendtits]

What's the point of a "strong warning" if you aren't gonna take a point away?

[California Giant]

point deduction, call the match, go to the judges, give figuerora the win.

[Bobby Curls]

Lol @ rat boy. Is this still the Robert Louis Stevenson that ran the legendary Scissors61 off the internet?

he looks like a rat. really.

[Elk Penis]

LOL - Herb I feel GREAT!!!!

[Christina Hendtits]

Herb "the psychiatrist" Dean

[Javelina]

bruce leroy is doing his best immigration control by making this spic sterile

[Javelina]

i caused a douche bag to get a ticket today and avoided one in the process

[Christina Hendtits]

2 points?

[Elk Penis]

My daughter hit me with a boomerang in the balls today - we were throwing them in an open field. It seems sorta relevant here.

[Christina Hendtits]

I want figaro to win but that shouldnt be two points

[Elk Penis]

2 points?

Make sense - one for each testicle he lost.

[Javelina]

my daughter is reading hunger games

[California Giant]

Herb "the psychiatrist" Dean

Is he still fighting?

[Christina Hendtits]

Is he still fighting?

idk

[Javelina]

My daughter hit me with a boomerang in the balls today - we were throwing them in an open field. It seems sorta relevant here.

you shouldn't fuck with black chicks

[Chad Hogan]

he wasnt really hurt on the balls, he was just trying to regain his gas tank

[Javelina]

rich franklin in a matt hammil movie?

[h00ch]

the only man to beat jon jones..


THE HAMMER

[Christina Hendtits]

he wasnt really hurt on the balls, he was just trying to regain his gas tank

I understand why you feel that way having no balls.

[seau45]

Lol at the matt hammill movie

[Javelina]

i caused a douche bag to get a ticket today and avoided one in the process

we were doing well over 100mph when i exited the freeway. speed limit was like 60

[California Giant]

getting outgrappled by this walking blaxpoitation movie is embarrassing.

[Javelina]

getting outgrappled by this walking blaxpoitation movie is embarrassing.

he's probably still queasey and light headed from the first nut shot. i'm being serious btw

[Elk Penis]

Figueroa won the 1st round, and with the 2 point deduction that should give him the UD.

[snipe]

getting outgrappled by this walking blaxpoitation movie is embarrassing.

:rofltsar:

[h00ch]

http://i42.tinypic.com/w0szs6.gif

[Christina Hendtits]

28-27 Figaro

[Christina Hendtits]

http://i42.tinypic.com/w0szs6.gif

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Elk Penis]

http://i42.tinypic.com/w0szs6.gif

Yeah, now he's facing charges in Vegas for that shit.

[Javelina]

i expect to see triple h or jon cena in that matt hammil movie

[California Giant]

Lol at this commercial. LETS SEE HOW EXCITED THE BOSS IS!

[h00ch]

draw?

[h00ch]

ill take the 7

[Elk Penis]

Racking up another 7 points here.

[California Giant]

draw?

yeah buddy. got my first nail

[Christina Hendtits]

lol why did we stop?

[seau45]

Bigger lol at rich franklin

[California Giant]

yeah buddy. got my first nail

LOL not sure why I quoted Hooch, and that was 100 percent wrong.

I had figeroa by submission

[Javelina]

i'm about to strap my son

[Javelina]

i bought a gun safe today

[Elk Penis]

i'm about to use a strap on my son

WTF Bobby.......

[Javelina]

i also tried on another breitling today

[California Giant]

i bought a gun safe today

cleaning out my aunts house I found a bunch of old ass ammo including some .44 hollow points.

[Javelina]

lol, he been rambunctious (sp?) all day today

[Javelina]

cleaning out my aunts house I found a bunch of old ass ammo including some .44 hollow points.

any guns or old coins?

[Javelina]

i tried on the super avenger from breitling the other day. fucking thing is huge. 48mm case is enormous

[snipe]

Lc do you work with tablets at all? I wanna get a new android tablet that's supports ice cream sandwich and is likely to support its product for at least a month after its release.... unlike faggot toshiba

[Javelina]

the evolution that i tried on today is sweet. i'll probably get it just looking for a better price

[Christina Hendtits]

lol @ Dustin Diamond

[Bobby Curls]

hawaii prodigy not ready for poirier imo

[Christina Hendtits]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/le/wizard_world_comic_con_190311/dustin-diamond-saved-by-the-bell_3256788.jpg

[Javelina]

where's mante? i can't talk to y'all broke ass bustas

[Elk Penis]

hawaii prodigy not ready for poirier imo


Yeah - way too early in his career for this.

[Elk Penis]

Racking up the 7's all night.

[Javelina]

i feared for his arm

[h00ch]

another 7

[Elk Penis]

Out of all the Star Wars movies they pick the absolute worst one to do a big 3d release.

[Elk Penis]

who the fuck wants to see jar jar binks for an hour in 3d

[Christina Hendtits]

:goldie: JAR JAR BINKS IN 3D!

[Javelina]

lol, i remember all my friends being pissed off about jar jar binks

[shadyasfok]

LOL not sure why I quoted Hooch, and that was 100 percent wrong.

I had figeroa by submission

i had 7 points for figueroa by decision but i felt bruce leroy got jobbed

[shadyasfok]

Figueroa won the 1st round, and with the 2 point deduction that should give him the UD.

i thought leroy shoulda won the first, yea he got dropped but he recovered pretty well and started tooling him on the ground. plus before he got dropped, he was also winning the fight

[shadyasfok]

5 seconds of getting dropped shouldnt negate the 4+ minutes of offense imo

[Elk Penis]

5 seconds of getting dropped shouldnt negate the 4+ minutes of offense imo


It was more than 5 seconds - he was dropped and pounded on for about 2 minutes. He came back strong, though.

[shadyasfok]

It was more than 5 seconds - he was dropped and pounded on for about 2 minutes. He came back strong, though.

the 2 pt deduction was gay, it completely changed the outcome of the fight

[Javelina]

i saw some hot asian chicas this weekend solid

[Javelina]

lol, and they were playing bubble pop in the asian market yesterday

[Christina Hendtits]

But you didn't get laid.

[shadyasfok]

lol, and they were playing bubble pop in the asian market yesterday

korean market?

[shadyasfok]

"m gonna strap on my son" ranks right up there with "tuck me in faggot" imo

except i dont think jav was even trolling with that

[Javelina]

korean market?

yes. i place called hmart. the korean restaurant that i like some much (omi) is next to it

[Javelina]

ftr, i said i was going to strap my son. as in spank him because he's been terrorizing princess jav all day today

[Christina Hendtits]

Solid are your pubes straight?

[Javelina]

i'm a born warrior

[Javelina]

that ufc primetime was wtf? georges, condit and nick were all trying to see who could be the biggest douche

[Javelina]

i hope shaun from toronto gives georges the aidz

[Christina Hendtits]

lol at Brock

[shadyasfok]

that ufc primetime was wtf? georges, condit and nick were all trying to see who could be the biggest douche

:roflnut:

[Christina Hendtits]

Nick won in a landslide.

[babyboneswordsman]

kiss me baby before you go

[babyboneswordsman]

omfg im using a spanish stream

[snipe]

was gonna order this ppv but fuck it. nick diaz is a faggot and not worth 65 bucks

[shadyasfok]

lol nice the song is still the same

[babyboneswordsman]

was gonna order this ppv but fuck it. nick diaz is a faggot and not worth 65 bucks

wahhhwahhh

[Christina Hendtits]

was gonna order this ppv but fuck it. nick diaz is a faggot and not worth 65 bucks

65? You are getting ripped off.

[snipe]

:bsm:

[snipe]

65? You are getting ripped off.
HD is 65 right? or 59? whatever it is it aint getting paid

[babyboneswordsman]

why is big country still in the ufc?

[Christina Hendtits]

Mine is 45

[Javelina]

Nick won in a landslide.

i disagree. georges took it easily. he's not even fighting. just stfu georges and go figure out why there's an s at the end of your name faget

[shadyasfok]

why is big country still in the ufc?

this

[Christina Hendtits]

why is big country still in the ufc?

and on a PPV main card?

[babyboneswordsman]

dyslexia? his s is at the front

[shadyasfok]

i disagree. georges took it easily. he's not even fighting. just stfu georges and go figure out why there's an s at the end of your name faget

i thought bj won in a landslide even though he wasnt on it. he wins by default