UFN 15

[Barack Lesnar]

holy fucking shit, i'm doing bad so far

[Barack Lesnar]

kimmons, mcfedries and morris all lost

[Barack Lesnar]

lauzon tko over bradley

[Krazypoison]

Big win for Sakara!!!!! :cheers:

[Barack Lesnar]

Big win for Sakara!!!!! :cheers:

i hope they show the head kick :cheers:

[Piranesi]

sakara's pretty cool

[Barack Lesnar]

oh and for you guys just tuning in, gouveia by armbar and sakara by head kick

[Elk Penis]

kimmons, mcfedries and morris all lost


What did I tell you about the guy facing McFedries? Did you lay some money on him?

[Barack Lesnar]

What did I tell you about the guy facing McFedries? Did you lay some money on him?

hahaahah, no i didn't

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck, with how things are going, i wouldn't be surprised if Eric Schafer upset Houston

[Elk Penis]

hahaahah, no i didn't


Oh yeah, now I remember:

http://turkishforums.net/TCM/showthread.php?p=373556#post373556

just give your money to me, if you're gonna waste it

[Barack Lesnar]

bahahahah, how much money did you bet on him?

[Elk Penis]

bahahahah, how much money did you bet on him?

$500 on Massenzio @ +640

Potential earnings: +$3,200

Potential loss: -$500

[Elk Penis]

bahahahah, how much money did you bet on him?

The actual Vegas lines only had him between +300 and +150 (what I said he should be in the first place). The MMA Playground odds were way the fuck off. When you see odds like that, you have to bet even if you think he might lose. It's just math.

[California Giant]

kimmons, mcfedries and morris all lost

fuck morris lost?


I picked miller and massenzio. I had Guida massenzio and morris for a parlay.

Fucking morris.

[Holic]

I saw Miller fight at the IFL finals. I thought he had sub of the night. No one else agrees.

[California Giant]

oh and for you guys just tuning in, gouveia by armbar and sakara by head kick

Nailed the gouveia, I was a round off on the sakara.

[California Giant]

Nailed miller, I was a round off on Massenzio.

[California Giant]

I have 43 points already.

[bobby boucher]

Schafer is going to get KTFO!

[Krazypoison]

http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/7118-AlessioSakaraDefJoeVedepoUFN15.jpg

[pflo]

You fuckers made me change my pick. Assholes.

[California Giant]

well i shit the bed on that one. I could have sword I picked shafer by sub.


Playground says I picked houston by ko.


I like how those first two houston knees where when shafer had a knee on the ground.

[Elk Penis]

Dammit Houston just let him pass to side easy as shit.

[Holic]

Aaaaaaaaand THERE goes the career.

[California Giant]

he had like 6 seconds left. Id rather risk passing out in that situation

[bobby boucher]

Let's just say Houston is not a well rounded fighter.

[Elk Penis]

well i shit the bed on that one. I could have sword I picked shafer by sub.


Playground says I picked houston by ko.


I like how those first two houston knees where when shafer had a knee on the ground.

The first one he had a knee down; the second one he didn't.

[Elk Penis]

Let's just say Houston is not a well rounded fighter.

No fucking shit. My ground game is better than that, and I don't train.

[California Giant]

No fucking shit. My ground game is better than that, and I don't train.

i thought you and your kid were gonna start?

[Elk Penis]

i thought you and your kid were gonna start?

My wife had surgery, got in a car wreck, and then had to have another surgery for the same shit. Bye, bye Team Nogueira money.

I'm setting my sights for February right now.

[Elk Penis]

Belcher needs to pull them shorts down.

[California Giant]

lol what a weird choke for herman to repeatedly go for. There are easier submissions just sitting there.

[bobby boucher]

1st rd. Meh. Mid-level middleweights. No surprises from either guy.

[Elk Penis]

1st rd. Meh. Mid-level middleweights. No surprises from either guy.

Actually I'm surprised Herman's been able to stand-up with Belcher.

[Teedoh74]

k me here.

[Raymundo]

Nice right hand.

[Raymundo]

spinning back fist.

[Holic]

Belcher just gave up the whole fight. He's playing when he should be moving in.

[Elk Penis]

Herman won the round and the fight with that last takedown.

[nvmeplz]

Belcher looked more tired then Herman. IMO.

[California Giant]

Belcher needs to have a better gameplan. You can actually see dude thinking about what hes going to do next in the fight.

[Raymundo]

Ed via split dec.

[Elk Penis]

Dammit Cecil Peoples - making that bad decision again.

[pflo]

Nailed it!

[Raymundo]

Somebody call the police, Ed was robbed.

[Holic]

Wow I can't stand Herman and even I call BS.

[nvmeplz]

Meh, I would've liked to see Herman win.

[Elk Penis]

Sherdog, MMAWeekly, and MMAJunkie had it all 29-28 for Herman.

[Raymundo]

Sherdog, MMAWeekly, and MMAJunkie had it all 29-28 for Herman.

Thats how I had it scored as well.

[Elk Penis]

Here comes what should be a kick-ass fight. Guida always puts on a good show.

[Hektik]

AHAHA FUCK HERMAN AND HIS FANS

WAR BELCHER!!!!!!!!!!

[Hektik]

how did herman win?!?! superior no damage on top?!

Drop that faggot fucker

[Hektik]

belcher won standing and got up at least 4 times when herman had half guard and even mount, did no damage from the top.

[nvmeplz]

Wow fags are running wild on the new TUF. Did anyone just see those 2 douchebags?

[Holic]

"He has a better chance of getting me pregnant"

I approve.

[pflo]

Wow fags are running wild on the new TUF. Did anyone just see those 2 douchebags?
Was that Garey Busey?

[Teedoh74]

Wow fags are running wild on the new TUF. Did anyone just see those 2 douchebags?

that shit was too funny.

[Elk Penis]

Danzig might be the most boring interview - LOL. The dude can fight though.

[bobby boucher]

Danzig/Guida should be good.

[bobby boucher]

SLAMM!!

[pflo]

Good fight so far

[California Giant]

fuck yeah one round for guida.

[Elk Penis]

Danzig sounds like Ben Stein when he does the Ferris Bueller's teacher voice.

[Hektik]

hmm

[Elk Penis]

fuck yeah one round for guida.

Maybe - Cecil Peoples is a judge.

[California Giant]

Maybe - Cecil Peoples is a judge.

I often find myself agreeing with Cecil.

Especially with scores like 49-48 in a 5 round fight.

[Hektik]

best guida weve ever seen

[Elk Penis]

Well Rd 1 was too close to call, but rd 2 was all Guida.

[Teedoh74]

Mac isnt smiling anymore.

[Elk Penis]

Dammit - I switched from Guida UD to split decision at the last minute.

[California Giant]

Fuck yes.


Nailed.

[Hektik]

WOW

[Hektik]

Guida looked fucking amazing

[Elk Penis]

Guida out-hustled and out-cardioed a fighter with a better skill set.

[Hektik]

This makes Guida look alot better now in the UFC eyes

[pflo]

If its unam, and it should be, It'll me my second nail of the night.

[bobby boucher]

This makes Guida look alot better now in the UFC eyes

QFT!

[pflo]

Yeahh!!!

[Elk Penis]

Did Guida just say he still lived with his parents?

[Elk Penis]

Damn - that bitch has some big ass titties.

[pflo]

butterfaces and fatties

errr skanks

[Hektik]

Damn - that bitch has some big ass titties.

hahaha noticed that too

[California Giant]

I live with my parents.

[Elk Penis]

butterfaces and fatties

errr skanks

So you wouldn't fuck 'em?

[Hektik]

I live with my parents.

i live with mah dad

[Elk Penis]

I live with my parents.
Yeah, but you're like 12. Guida's in his 20's.

[Hektik]

LC your new av is sexy as hell, who is that stud?

[Elk Penis]

LC your new av is sexy as hell, who is that stud?

You pedo.

[California Giant]

Yeah, but you're like 12. Guida's in his 20's.

Haha Im in my 20's now too.

[Holic]

I'm 27 and live at home. If I didn't have a full time job I'd kill myself.

[nvmeplz]

Who ya fuckers got? Diaz or Neer?

[pflo]

So you wouldn't fuck 'em?

:o

[bobby boucher]

Who ya fuckers got? Diaz or Neer?

Diaz has too much skill.

[bobby boucher]

Damn - that bitch has some big ass titties.

.:cheers:
:boobs:

[California Giant]

I have diaz in picks, but some money on neer.

[Hektik]

neer is gonna put nates brains through the back of his head

[Hektik]

people hate on neer for no fucking reason, he will win this fight

[pflo]

neer is gonna put nates brains through the back of his head

:kopfschuettel:

[Elk Penis]

neer is gonna put nates brains through the back of his head

LOL - you said Diaz has brains.

[Hektik]

lolt he diazes wish they had grokgrok powah

[Hektik]

sertiously, diaz will lose

[California Giant]

dope fucking round. loved that harai goshi

[bobby boucher]

JUDO THROW!!!

[bobby boucher]

Damn neer took some shots

[Hektik]

neer is winning

[Hektik]

Damn neer took some shots

lol with 3 year old power, fucking pussy diaz shots

[California Giant]

19-19 so far.

[bobby boucher]

Neer got round 2.

[pflo]

Fuck yeah, DIAZ!!

[California Giant]

Who do you guys have winning?

[bobby boucher]

Neer is damn tough.

[pflo]

29/28 Diaz

2nd to neer

[bobby boucher]

29-28 Diaz, UD.

[bobby boucher]

Neer couldn't stay in a dominant position and didn't do enough damage.

[pflo]

cool

[pflo]

Watch yo mouf nigga

[bobby boucher]

WTF, was that Cecil again?

[pflo]

WTF, was that Cecil again?

Actually, no. He did a good job tonight.

[bobby boucher]

LOL at a Diaz dropping F-bombs on live TV. Class, pure class.

[bobby boucher]

Actually, no. He did a good job tonight.

Oh.

[Barack Lesnar]

Nailed the gouveia, I was a round off on the sakara.

nailed both

[Barack Lesnar]

Actually I'm surprised Herman's been able to stand-up with Belcher.

qft, he took alot of heavy shots

[Barack Lesnar]

Somebody call the police, Ed was robbed.

agreed

[Elk Penis]

Got my parley again.

Event Parlay Wager on N. Diaz, D. Miller, W. Gouveia Potential Earnings: $17,284
Potential Loss: $9,000

[Barack Lesnar]

LOL at a Diaz dropping F-bombs on live TV. Class, pure class.

that has nothing to do with class

[Barack Lesnar]

he gave Neer mad props, it's not like he called him a bitch

[Barack Lesnar]

Got my parley again.

Event Parlay Wager on N. Diaz, D. Miller, W. Gouveia Potential Earnings: $17,284
Potential Loss: $9,000

blew my parlay on Houston, Danzig and Diaz

[pflo]

Got my parley again.

Event Parlay Wager on N. Diaz, D. Miller, W. Gouveia Potential Earnings: $17,284
Potential Loss: $9,000

Damn dude.

[pflo]

blew my parlay on Houston, Danzig and Diaz

Houston blew my parlay. I changed my pick and my bet to Houston at the last second. FUCK

[California Giant]

Event Parlay Wager on C. Guida, M. Massenzio, B. Morris Potential Earnings: $17,600
Potential Loss: $529


Morris is a fucking chump.

[bobby boucher]

that has nothing to do with class

Lack of English skills?

[Barack Lesnar]

Lack of English skills?

:confused:

[Barack Lesnar]

Houston blew my parlay. I changed my pick and my bet to Houston at the last second. FUCK

i put down all my vcash on danzig too and had half of my parlay money on him at mmapg :(

[Elk Penis]

i put down all my vcash on danzig too and had half of my parlay money on him at mmapg :(

So what exactly about Danzig did you feel that he brought to the table, that Tyson Griffin or Marcus Aurellio didn't, to make him such a sure bet?

[pflo]

So what exactly about Danzig did you feel that he brought to the table, that Tyson Griffin or Marcus Aurellio didn't, to make him such a sure bet?

Hes' a TUF champion

[Barack Lesnar]

So what exactly about Danzig did you feel that he brought to the table, that Tyson Griffin or Marcus Aurellio didn't, to make him such a sure bet?

on paper, he was more skilled, with better striking and better subs, plus he's a very technical fighter, guida is just reckless as hell, danzig needs to work on his cardio, he couldn't keep up :(

[Barack Lesnar]

Hes' a TUF champion

that too

[Barack Lesnar]

oh and Tyson Griffin beat Guida too, didn't he?

[Elk Penis]

oh and Tyson Griffin beat Guida too, didn't he?

Watch the fight. Most people think Guida won that one.

[Barack Lesnar]

meh, fuck you, Danzig was doing good in the early rounds

[Elk Penis]

meh, fuck you, Danzig was doing good in the early rounds

LOL - I thought the fight was a toss-up. I agree with your reasons for picking Danzig, but you laid a lot on him. Why lay so much on a fight that looks like a close competition? I don't disagree with you picking him. You just laid such a large % of your e-money, that you must have thought he was a clear-cut favorite. My question was why you would think he was such a big favorite. (or did you just take a big gamble hoping it would pay off?)

[Elk Penis]

meh, fuck you, Danzig was doing good in the round 1

*fixed*

[JamesArk]

Thank you Schafer for my epic amounts of vcash

[Elk Penis]

Thank you Schafer for my epic amounts of vcash

How much did you bet?

[Barack Lesnar]

LOL - I thought the fight was a toss-up. I agree with your reasons for picking Danzig, but you laid a lot on him. Why lay so much on a fight that looks like a close competition? I don't disagree with you picking him. You just laid such a large % of your e-money, that you must have thought he was a clear-cut favorite. My question was why you would think he was such a big favorite. (or did you just take a big gamble hoping it would pay off?)

i always do that, i remember when i laid everything on Sylvia over Nog

[Barack Lesnar]

damn, i feel bad for Houston

[Barack Lesnar]

dude, where the fuck did the vbookie thread go for this event?

[Elk Penis]

i always do that, i remember when i laid everything on Sylvia over Nog

So if it's not working for you, why not change up strategies?

[Barack Lesnar]

it usually works though, i put everything on Marquardt the last event and i was right

[JamesArk]

How much did you bet?

830

[Barack Lesnar]

830

shit

[Elk Penis]

830

Nice, I bet $500.00 on him. I had a good betting event:

<table id="MUWt" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td colspan="5" style="background-color: rgb(230, 235, 249);" class="Small AC">• UFC Fight Night 15: Diaz vs Neer •</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="BB1 AC Small">[parlay wager]</td> <td class="BB1 AC GT">$9,000</td> <td class="BB1 AC">N. Diaz
W. Gouveia
D. Miller</td> <td class="BB1 AC GT">-300
-420
-130</td> <td class="BB1 AC" style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">+$17,284</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="BB1 AC Small">Danzig vs Guida</td> <td class="BB1 AC GT">$1,000</td> <td class="BB1 AC">Clay Guida</td> <td class="BB1 AC">-160</td> <td class="BB1 AC" style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">+$625</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="BB1 AC Small">Bradley vs Lauzon</td> <td class="BB1 AC GT">$100</td> <td class="BB1 AC">Kyle Bradley</td> <td class="BB1 AC">+760</td> <td class="BB1 AC" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-$100</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="BB1 AC Small">Belcher vs Herman</td> <td class="BB1 AC GT">$500</td> <td class="BB1 AC">Ed Herman</td> <td class="BB1 AC">-110</td> <td class="BB1 AC" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-$500</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="BB1 AC Small">McFedries vs Massenzio</td> <td class="BB1 AC GT">$500</td> <td class="BB1 AC">Mike Massenzio</td> <td class="BB1 AC">+640</td> <td class="BB1 AC" style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">+$3,200</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="BB1 AC Small">Sakara vs Vedepo</td> <td class="BB1 AC GT">$500</td> <td class="BB1 AC">Joe Vedepo</td> <td class="BB1 AC">+380</td> <td class="BB1 AC" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-$500</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="BB1 AC Small">Brilz vs Morris</td> <td class="BB1 AC GT">$1,000</td> <td class="BB1 AC">Jason Brilz</td> <td class="BB1 AC">-200</td> <td class="BB1 AC" style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">+$500</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="BB1 AC Small">[prediction bonuses]</td> <td class="BB1 AC">-</td> <td class="BB1 AC Small">[view picks] (http://www.mmaplayground.com/picks.aspx?UID=1636&EID=40)</td> <td class="BB1 AC">-</td> <td class="BB1 AC" style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);">$285</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Barack Lesnar]

i fucking hate you

[Elk Penis]

i fucking hate you


LOL

[Barack Lesnar]

i did so good at the playground the last event too

[Barack Lesnar]

next event parlay will be bisping, jardine and soakajew. thoughts, mr. betting legend?

[Elk Penis]

next event parlay will be bisping, jardine and soakajew. thoughts, mr. betting legend?


I'm leaning toward leben, jardine, and milly vanilli. I'm not even gonna start my picks for a good two weeks on that, though. I'm pretty confident in the Jardine pick, but the other two are still up in the air.

[Barack Lesnar]

leben? kill yourself, he sucks ass

[HHJ]

i cant believe mcfedries lost

hes just like houston alexander,a really exciting fighter till the fight hits the floor and then he turns into a white belt day one fucking noob :(

[HHJ]

leben? kill yourself, he sucks ass

but he has an iron head..massive,and he can hit
bispings gonna have to use jits to win this one

[HHJ]

I'm 27 and live at home. If I didn't have a full time job I'd kill myself.


unless there was a new FF online

[Elk Penis]

leben? kill yourself, he sucks ass

LOL - you said the same about Rashad when he went against Chuck.

It's a bad match up style-wise for Bisping, but that doesn't mean he won't win. I haven't fully analyzed it and won't for a couple of weeks. Right now I'm just leaning toward Leben winning. I wish there was more footage of Leben on the ground, because that's where Bisping has to win it.

[Barack Lesnar]

but he has an iron head..massive,and he can hit
bispings gonna have to use jits to win this one

bullshit

[Barack Lesnar]

LOL - you said the same about Rashad when he went against Chuck.

It's a bad match up style-wise for Bisping, but that doesn't mean he won't win. I haven't fully analyzed it and won't for a couple of weeks. Right now I'm just leaning toward Leben winning. I wish there was more footage of Leben on the ground, because that's where Bisping has to win it.

bull fucking shit, motherfucker, Bisping 1st rd TKO, fuck the haters

[Mr. Thick Dick]

but he has an iron head..massive,and he can hit
bispings gonna have to use jits to win this one
Leben has got solid jiujitsu. Leben's jiujitsu > Bisping's.

[Barack Lesnar]

fail

[HHJ]

Leben has got solid jiujitsu. Leben's jiujitsu > Bisping's.


i dunno
leben always loses when the fight goes to the ground
the dude always wins a slugfest
andersons reach and ninja precision strikes were too much for him

but if he can make you go blow for blow he always wins that
or if you make a stupid mistake and think youve finished him and let your guard down like terry martin