UFC 89 Spoilers

[Barack Lesnar]

first

[SatNav]

last

[Barack Lesnar]

starts in 3 and a half hours

[Barack Lesnar]

the prelims start at 12:30 PM est

[JamesArk]

1:34, hour and a half. Good thing Sportsnet is showing the Countdown as well.

[JamesArk]

Pre-lim time

[JamesArk]

Miller brothers = badass

[California Giant]

so whats going on with the pre lims?

[Barack Lesnar]

etim beat stout by decision
miller beat baron by RNC
eklund beat schiavo by RNC

[mr_metoo]

edit

[California Giant]

I am 2-3 with 14 points at the playground.

[Capn]

I forgot to pick the soakajew/cane fight at mmapg :selfpwn:

[Barack Lesnar]

I am 2-3 with 14 points at the playground.

but only 4 fights have happened yet

[Barack Lesnar]

oops, nvm, i'm 3-2 with 2 nails

[Capn]

results?

[Barack Lesnar]

carwin ko rd 1
bielhkeddedneene by decision

[mr_metoo]

David Bielkheden defeats Jess Liaudin via unanimous decision
Terry Etim defeats Sam Stout via unanimous decision
Per Eklund defeats Samy Schiavo via submission (rear naked choke) in round three
Jim Miller defeats David Baron via submission (rear naked choke) in round three

[Capn]

This event is going to be one of my worst in recent memory

[Capn]

I just hope Marcus pulls it out

[Barack Lesnar]

This event is going to be one of my worst in recent memory

why's that?

[Capn]

'Cause all the people I picked to win are losing

[JamesArk]

lol, I really hope they show Carwin vs. Wain. Sounded violent.

[Barack Lesnar]

you picked neil wain?

[Capn]

At least I nailed the Carwin fight.

[Capn]

you picked neil wain?

I didn't see that result when I had posted. Still, my picks have sucked *insert obligatory sorrid's mom joke here*

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck you

[JamesArk]

Bisping is gonna totally fuck Leben up

[Capn]

fuck you

chin up little buddy

[JamesArk]

fucking brutal undercard, looks really lackluster

[Barack Lesnar]

dan hardy over akihiro gona split decision

[Capn]

fuck

[JamesArk]

2 minutes

[JamesArk]

Wooooooo and it's on

[Barack Lesnar]

davis fixin to whoop

[Barack Lesnar]

Solid pick: Davis 1st rd KO

[Barack Lesnar]

Paul Kelly coming out to Linkin Park

[Capn]

has davis whooped him yet?

[mr_metoo]

LMAO

[mr_metoo]

Davis vis2nd rd sub (Guillitine)

[Barack Lesnar]

*guillotine

[Capn]

*via

[mr_metoo]

*visa

[JamesArk]

Geeeeeooootttiiinnneeee

[Capn]

Is that the actual result?

[mr_metoo]

Yes, Davis choked him out in the 2nd

[Capn]

Good, 2 nails now

[JamesArk]

Yea I thought they were joking but no, nice guillotine in teh 2nd

[mr_metoo]

Taylor vs Lytle should be a barnburner

[Capn]

I can't wait to see that fight

[JamesArk]

I wonder where that phrase started...like a fight so good someguy decides to committ arson?

[Barack Lesnar]

Solid pick: Taylor unanimous decision

[mr_metoo]

Solid pick: Taylor unanimous decision

Fuck no. Lytle 2nd rd sub after rocking Taylor

[mr_metoo]

Thats my pick

[mr_metoo]

Damn Lytle landing some heavy body shots

[mr_metoo]

Lytle won UD

[P 2 Tha Mofo J]

good fight

[mr_metoo]

Sok vs Cane up next

[mr_metoo]

This aint going past the 2nd

[mr_metoo]

Cane wins 2nd rd tko

[Barack Lesnar]

FUCK MOTHERFUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[Barack Lesnar]

WHAT THE FUCK

[JamesArk]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT MY FUCKIGN SHIT WAAAAARRR BANHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA``

[JamesArk]

LOLLLLLLERSKATES

[JamesArk]

FUCK YA fuck I'm happy, 2K well bet

[mr_metoo]

Good shit, they are showing the Carwin fight

[Barack Lesnar]

faggot

[JamesArk]

faggot

el-oh-el

[Barack Lesnar]

Good shit, they are showing the Carwin fight

that was pretty brutal

[mr_metoo]

Yeah it was.

[mr_metoo]

I got 300 Vcash on Vera

[Barack Lesnar]

LET'S GO KEITH!

[mr_metoo]

Fag

[JamesArk]

LET'S GO VERA!

[mr_metoo]

reps

[mr_metoo]

Damn good 1st round

[Capn]

who's winnin'?

[mr_metoo]

who's winnin'?

Id say Vera took the 1st but the second is too close to tell

[mr_metoo]

Jardien via split

[Capn]

Mini Finn won?

[mr_metoo]

Yep

[mr_metoo]

I want my money back

[JamesArk]

Crappy fight IMO. Both talked all fucking week about how exciting they are and then they both just fell flat.

[JamesArk]

Ive also lost hope in Vera

[Barack Lesnar]

my stream has no sound

[mr_metoo]

Yep, Vera was on his way to the top and hit a hill he cant seem to get over

[mr_metoo]

my stream has no sound




http://www.justin.tv/vipclub

[JamesArk]

Main event

[Barack Lesnar]

i thought you were using sopcast

[mr_metoo]

i thought you were using sopcast

Naw, Im on my wifes school cpu so I couldnt install the shit

[Barack Lesnar]

http://www.justin.tv/vipclub

your stream's ahead

[mr_metoo]

Yeah its been a good stream.

[Piranesi]

OMG TAPE DELAY <3

to run riot at fwapped or not?

[Piranesi]

I want a stream.

[Piranesi]

PUT HIM OUT LEBEN

[Piranesi]

LOL shot

[Piranesi]

Michael Bisping

Judge's decision

Unanimous/majority decision




But still, fuck.

[Elk Penis]

Bisping gives Nick Diaz a lesson in how to land pitter patter shots.

[Piranesi]

How do you two britcunts score this 30-27?

[mr_metoo]

Bisping gives Nick Diaz a lesson in how to land pitter patter shots.


Yep

[JamesArk]

Lackluster card IMO. Vera/Jardine really brought it down a peg.

[JamesArk]

But WAR CANE!

[Elk Penis]

I'm pissed that Gono didn't sub Hardy. That's like not subbing an armless Houston Alexander.

[Barack Lesnar]

I'm pissed that Gono didn't sub Hardy. That's like not subbing an armless Houston Alexander.

ahem

http://turkishforums.net/TCM/showpost.php?p=429426&postcount=37

[Chucxone]

I about lost all my vcash...

[Barack Lesnar]

so my computer shut down and my stream died during the main event, and i only saw the 3rd round and the last 2 min of round 2, and honestly i can't score a winner

[Elk Penis]

so my computer shut down and my stream died during the main event, and i only saw the 3rd round and the last 2 min of round 2, and honestly i can't score a winner

Bisping did a Starnes/Machida. You didn't miss much.

[Barack Lesnar]

Bisping did a Starnes/Machida. You didn't miss much.

:rofl:

[SatNav]

lol I'm not even gonna bother downloading this one.

[Barack Lesnar]

anyway, i'm gonna watch it again tonight

[Barack Lesnar]

well, soakajew fucked up my parlay

[Elk Penis]

anyway, i'm gonna watch it again tonight


Yeah - me too. It's not like we've got anything else to do. I've got to watch my kids, and you have to........um........ Hell, why are you watching it again on a Saturday night and you're in college?

[Barack Lesnar]

i don't live on campus

[mr_metoo]

You can still go on campus and get your pee pee wet

[Elk Penis]

i don't live on campus

So you don't have any friends that you can hang out with? Drunk bitches in college will fuck anything. You could hook up with some white, black, or hispanic girl, who is drunk and decides to have her first "asian experience." Didn't you watch 16 Candles?

[Barack Lesnar]

You can still go on campus and get your pee pee wet

my school is in the city, so there's no real campus

[Barack Lesnar]

i mean there's no dorms or anything plus it takes me about an hour to get to school

[Barack Lesnar]

So you don't have any friends that you can hang out with? Drunk bitches in college will fuck anything. You could hook up with some white, black, or hispanic girl, who is drunk and decides to have her first "asian experience." Didn't you watch 16 Candles?

LOL, the movie where Robsta Craws is from, right? never seen it

[mr_metoo]

i mean there's no dorms or anything plus it takes me about an hour to get to school


You live in New York man, there are slutty girls everywhere. Get some coke, some booze and a hotel room and make shit happen.

[Elk Penis]

Shit, you can find anything to do in New York? C'mon man.

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck you

[JamesArk]

lolololol

[Elk Penis]

fuck you

Why don't you give K-1 Man a call and go hang out together?

[Barack Lesnar]

i am k1 man

[Elk Penis]

i am k1 man

Then call up War Randleman.

[California Giant]

8-3 not a single fucking nail though.

[California Giant]

but only 4 fights have happened yet

what the fuck kind of English is that?

[Barack Lesnar]

what the fuck kind of English is that?

:bow:

[Barack Lesnar]

8-3 not a single fucking nail though.

7-4 with 2 nails

[Maniac]

About to order some pizza and some chicken wings! w00t

[California Giant]

7-4 with 2 nails

what fights you miss?

i missed etim, lytle, and hardy

[Barack Lesnar]

etim, lytle, bielkheden and soakajew

[Barack Lesnar]

i mean cane, you know what i mean

[Capn]

I went 6-5 but had 4 nails including the hot bout. I should have 'bout 70 points for the night.

[HHJ]

damn my vcash is teh gone

[California Giant]

etim, lytle, bielkheden and soakajew

You went with Taylor?

Reps.

[gumby]

48 points...I fail.

[HHJ]

sokodjou's conditioning ftl

[Barack Lesnar]

You went with Taylor?

Reps.

yah

[Barack Lesnar]

48 points...I fail.

49, contrary to what i said before, i only had 1 nail and got the hot bout wrong :(

[Barack Lesnar]

sokodjou's conditioning ftl

qft, what rogan said was right, dudes with big muscles tend to gas early. soakajew really let me down

[gumby]

qft, what rogan said was right, dudes with big muscles tend to gas early. soakajew really let me down
Its getting hard to root for him, when he wont use ANY judo.

[Barack Lesnar]

meh, who needs it

[gumby]

he does

[California Giant]

qft, what rogan said was right, dudes with big muscles tend to gas early. soakajew really let me down

word. Thats why sherk always gasses.

[Bobby Curls]

Always.

[Barack Lesnar]

word. Thats why sherk always gasses.

:uhoh:

[Scorpipede]

Soko is just not as good as Sherdog thought. Do some laps mofo!!