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Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 09:14 PM
Justin McCully def. Eddie Sanchez -- Unanimous Decision (29-28, 29-28 and 30-27)
Dale Hartt def. Corey Hill -- TKO (Doctor Stoppage - Leg Injury) 0:20 R2
Hill suffered what appears to be a broken leg after Hartt checked a low kick.
Ben Saunders def. Brandon Wolff -- TKO (Punches) R1 1:49

Fuck. My parley is already blown to shit, and I'm 1-2, 5 points.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 09:19 PM
Hot Bout - Steve Bruno def. Johnny Rees by submission (rear naked choke) at 3:44, R2

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 09:30 PM
-Luigi Fioravanti vs. Brodie Farber
R1- Luigi gets the fight to the ground early, lands in Farber's guard. Luigi gets side control, Farber gets back up and then is slammed back down. Luigi working for a rear naked choke, but can't land it. Farber is back up again only to have Luigi take him down again, back into side control. Luigi controlling the fight the entire time, punishing Farber throughout.
MMAWeekly scores R1 10-9 for Luigi Fioravanti

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 09:38 PM
R2- The fighters feel it out on the feet, but Luigi gets another takedown, moves quickly into side control. Luigi takes his back again and goes for the rear naked choke. Luigi has Farber against the cage, but can't land the choke. The fighters scramble and Farber actually goes for Luigi's back, but can't get there and the fighters are back up. Farber goes for a flurry at the end of the round.
MMAWeekly scores R2 10-9 for Luigi Fioravanti

Albertan
12-10-2008, 09:44 PM
Hit bruno on the hot bout and saunders

Eager to watch Goulet trounce swick Sherdog write up gave Goulet no respect the guy is going to surprise.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 09:49 PM
R3- Farber comes out and tries to land something standing early in the round. Luigi connects with a shot of his own, then moves to the ground, gets the mount. Luigi gets his back again and goes for the rear naked choke. The fighters stand again and Luigi just misses with a high kick. Luigi gets another takedown. Luigi transitions, gets Farber's back again and goes for the choke. Luigi controlling every aspect of the fight, just can't get the finish.
MMAWeekly scores R3 10-9 for Luigi Fioravanti

Luigi Fioravanti def. Brodie Farber by unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 09:49 PM
That's bullshit. Warlocks can only summon one succubus at a time.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 09:49 PM
I mean, WARCRAFT IS FOR FAGS.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:03 PM
i missed hill but i had the rest

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:03 PM
thus far

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:04 PM
where the fuck is everybody?

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:04 PM
jesus theyre gonna turn this into a telethon

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:08 PM
i picked cantwell but put money on al-habib

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:09 PM
Waaaar Matt Wiman.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:09 PM
i was gonna change my pick this morning but mmapg was shut down

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:09 PM
hes so handsome

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:09 PM
i picked cantwell but put money on al-habib

Cantwell is going to knock Hussein's jaw into the third row.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:10 PM
i wanna see hill break his leg

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:10 PM
Cantwell is going to knock Hussein's jaw into the third row.idk cantwell looked fat, and that arab looked ripped

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:10 PM
hes so handsome

I'm pissed I made a last minute parley, and didn't change my pick to Dale Hartt like I really thought about. Lost 40k because Eddie Sanchez is a fat no gas having fuck.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:12 PM
I'm pissed I made a last minute parley, and didn't change my pick to Dale Hartt like I really thought about. Lost 40k because Eddie Sanchez is a fat no gas having fuck.i knew that was gonna happen i couldnt recall ever seeing sanche vs a wrassler and figured he didnt have a gas tank plus mccully fights out of team punishment so you know hes down with the LnP

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:13 PM
I hate Jack Black. QFT.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:13 PM
jack black ? ufc is stepping the celeb game up

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:14 PM
wiman first round tko, QFT.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:15 PM
Damn. Wiman just completely Steve Nelmark'ed Tavares.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:15 PM
jesus could we get some more commercials please

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:15 PM
I hate Jack Black. QFT.

qfthesamefuckingthingoverandover

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:15 PM
wiman first round tko, QFT.

Late first/early second. Wiman never comes out guns blazing.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:16 PM
qfonetrickpony

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:16 PM
Over/under on commercials for the services - 12.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:16 PM
wiman first round tko, QFT.

i have wiman via UD.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:17 PM
Over/under on commercials for the services - 12.all i know is if i see that national guard kid rock/three doors down one they play at the movies im pausing the dvr

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:17 PM
jesus could we get some more commercials please

apparently we could...

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:18 PM
apparently we could...ask and ye shall recieve

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:18 PM
where is everyone? w/w???

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:19 PM
everlast :cheers:

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:19 PM
wiman needs to get his arms lengthened

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:20 PM
thats a tiny reach for his height

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:20 PM
all i know is if i see that national guard kid rock/three doors down one they play at the movies im pausing the dvr

That one makes me want to stab a baby.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:20 PM
yep

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:20 PM
Christ Jim Miller is lanky.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:21 PM
they call me warrior

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:21 PM
Wiman looks like a small Nate Marquardt.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:21 PM
miller looks good so far

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:22 PM
Wiman is getting fucked up.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:22 PM
holy fuck

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:22 PM
the ol' Wedgie-Escape

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:22 PM
FUCKING LAWL at Yamasaki.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:23 PM
wiman is getting fucking tooled

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:24 PM
Wiman has some heart.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:24 PM
nice lets go to work now

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:24 PM
Jim Miller went too high on the back. Nice escape by Wiman.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:24 PM
good up kicks

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:25 PM
Jim's brother Dan is a sick mother fucker, for those who don't know.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:25 PM
ugh oh. miller is starting to gas a bit

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:25 PM
wiman needs to weather and come out in round 2

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:26 PM
10-9 Miller

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:26 PM
Yamasaki yelling and grabbing his hand may be the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.

___
12-10-2008, 10:27 PM
How did they not take a fucking point?

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:27 PM
Jim's brother Dan is a sick mother fucker, for those who don't know.

the guy that just beat horwich?

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:27 PM
dickchest in the hizzy

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:28 PM
miller=gassed

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:28 PM
miller is just bringing it

___
12-10-2008, 10:29 PM
Don't finish him!

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:29 PM
jesus wiman do you wanna get hit?

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:29 PM
Jim Miller's head was up waaaay high on that takedown..

___
12-10-2008, 10:29 PM
miller=gassed

*both

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:30 PM
Don't finish him!

i know...

___
12-10-2008, 10:31 PM
i know...

You pick him by decision too?

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:32 PM
alright live to fight another round

___
12-10-2008, 10:32 PM
Both of them just need to sit in their respective corners for five minutes now.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:33 PM
Arthas > Ozzy.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:33 PM
millers gotta be up 20-18/17

___
12-10-2008, 10:33 PM
alright live to fight another round

Yeah, but he wants to quit

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:33 PM
You pick him by decision too?

no, i picked Wiman by UD. i'm just holding out hope he gets a lucky shot now.

did you have the foresight to pick Miller? man, i was close to doing that...

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:33 PM
Arthas > Ozzy.

Heh, FAG.

___
12-10-2008, 10:34 PM
YES!

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:34 PM
well that was our chance

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:34 PM
well wiman knows he needs the KO

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:34 PM
I'm so happy I picked McCully by UD. I put a bunch of money on him too

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:35 PM
So far im 4-1 with 36 points

___
12-10-2008, 10:35 PM
no, i picked Wiman by UD. i'm just holding out hope he gets a lucky shot now.

did you have the foresight to pick Miller? man, i was close to doing that...

Yeah, I got Miller by UD. The way he handled Baron impressed me.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:35 PM
I'm so happy I picked McCully by UD. I put a bunch of money on him toome too minus the money part

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:35 PM
I will never believe in a TUF fag again.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:36 PM
So far im 4-1 with 36 points

After Wiman loses, I will have lost 65k.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:36 PM
wiman is about to give up

___
12-10-2008, 10:36 PM
Fuck McCully.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:36 PM
After Wiman loses, I will have lost 65k.

ouch

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:36 PM
Yeah, I got Miller by UD. The way he handled Baron impressed me.

He and Dan are fucking sick. I dunno why I keep picking against them.

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:37 PM
I picked Miller by UD too

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:37 PM
After Wiman loses, I will have lost 65k.

Jesus god man, I'm sorry. It was a good run though

___
12-10-2008, 10:37 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:37 PM
oh boy... that's it. miller's just gonna hold him

___
12-10-2008, 10:38 PM
I picked Miller by UD too

Nice. You're on fire. I sucked the prelims up

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:39 PM
He and Dan are fucking sick. I dunno why I keep picking against them.

i picked Dan in the Horwich fight. these guys are bad asses

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:39 PM
Jesus god man, I'm sorry. It was a good run though

Once I win my Rashad-Silva-Blackburn parley, I'll be fine.

___
12-10-2008, 10:40 PM
http://garfunkel.forumotion.com/users/15/81/24/smiles/968776.gif

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:40 PM
i picked Dan in the Horwich fight. these guys are bad asses

I picked Kimmons to beat Dan, and David Baron to beat Jim. Baron fucking beat Sakarai. How could he NOT beat Jim?

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:41 PM
Charlie Sheen hasn't been funny since Hot Shots part 2.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:42 PM
Fuck Tapout.

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:42 PM
Nice. You're on fire. I sucked the prelims up

I'm not doing bad tonight. I usually do pretty alright. Certainly not a detriment to the team

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:42 PM
miller impressed

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:42 PM
30-26? CEEEEEEECIL!

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:43 PM
1 week aint no thang to jim miller

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:43 PM
30-26? CEEEEEEECIL!it shoulda been that yamasakis gotta take a point

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:43 PM
I'm not doing bad tonight. I usually do pretty alright. Certainly not a detriment to the team



I'm sucking shit this season. I'm still top 10 on the team, but I'm so used to being in the top 3.

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:44 PM
I'm sucking shit this season. I'm still top 10 on the team, but I'm so used to being in the top 3.

I'm always top ten if I'm not mistaken. I'm not quite as good as you though

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:44 PM
Dude looks like an anorexic Evan Tanner.

Boxhead
12-10-2008, 10:45 PM
4-2 on the night so far

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:45 PM
there aint nothin wrong with that guy :um:

___
12-10-2008, 10:45 PM
I picked Kimmons to beat Dan, and David Baron to beat Jim. Baron fucking beat Sakarai. How could he NOT beat Jim?

It was only by guillotine though.

Boxhead
12-10-2008, 10:45 PM
fuckin eddie sanchez

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:45 PM
I'm always top ten if I'm not mistaken. I'm not quite as good as you though

I have 20 points so far this event. Trust me, I'm sucking this season.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:46 PM
mike rowe=best voice over this side of james earl jones

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:46 PM
30-26? CEEEEEEECIL!

Jordan Breen scored it 30-26 on sherdog too.

___
12-10-2008, 10:46 PM
I'm not doing bad tonight. I usually do pretty alright. Certainly not a detriment to the team

I'm like 213th for the year so far. I need a big 2nd half...

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:46 PM
It was only by guillotine though.

Exactly. I would pick Mach in a rematch.

Albertan
12-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Millers a beast after landing the two hooks at the beginning Wiman must have just started hoping the guy would gas soon.

Boxhead
12-10-2008, 10:46 PM
I got Nate

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:47 PM
credeur by guillotine

___
12-10-2008, 10:47 PM
Jordan Breen scored it 30-26 on sherdog too.

I can't argue with that. He dominated the 1st and 2nd.

___
12-10-2008, 10:47 PM
Exactly. I would pick Mach in a rematch.

QFT

Twincest
12-10-2008, 10:47 PM
i fucked up the undercard pretty well, but picked up 14 points on Bruno (hot fight) and 7 on Saunders.

i need Credeur to win this by 2nd round sub

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:47 PM
I wanted to take Loughran and his Gracie-ness, but I changed to Credeur at the last second..

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:47 PM
im surprised david terrels protege didnt pull out on short notice he must not be that advanced in training

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:48 PM
I'm like 213th for the year so far. I need a big 2nd half...

I'm in the 500s, which is my worst ever. I've been top 70 on a couple occasions if I remember correctly. This event should give me a good jump if it keeps going the way it is.

Gay
12-10-2008, 10:48 PM
I have 20 points so far this event. Trust me, I'm sucking this season.

Well you can certainly outbet me, if nothing else this season.

___
12-10-2008, 10:48 PM
Credeur TKO rd 1 via GnP

I did my picks drunk. Maybe I should have reviewed them. :um:

___
12-10-2008, 10:49 PM
I'm in the 500s, which is my worst ever. I've been top 70 on a couple occasions if I remember correctly. This event should give me a good jump if it keeps going the way it is.

You have a good chance at 1st.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:50 PM
I'm in the 500s, which is my worst ever. I've been top 70 on a couple occasions if I remember correctly. This event should give me a good jump if it keeps going the way it is.

Before this event, I was top 150 in points, top 15 in money.


Sucks, because I just missed top 10 in points last season. If I hadn't made a last minute change in the Cane/Lambert fight, I woulda been top ten.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:50 PM
Spirit looks like a good movie though.

___
12-10-2008, 10:51 PM
Anyone here get this PM last week?

Dark Horse


Are you looking for a major positive change? You're one of, if not THE BEST guy in a bad camp. Do you want to be on a winning team?

Dark Horse is the #2 camp in the LHW division, and we're gunning for #1. We're hoping a guy like you can help us do that. I understand if you actually like your camp, and if you don't want to leave it. I don't want to be a home-wrecker. If you're thrilled about being in your camp, that's great. I'm looking for guys who are like EVERY guy in my camp, MMA Experts who love talking MMA. If your camp isn't satisfying all your MMA needs, hear me out.

#1.) Our forum is booming with intelligent debate.

If you're tired of being in a camp where the forum is a barren wasteland of ignored posts, this camp will cure that. I reward our guys for being active on the forum, so you'll always have a ton of guys to talk to.

#2.) We run the camp as an oligarchy.

We have a camp rankings system here where you can earn higher ranks, and more responsibilties should you want them. Eventually you can earn your way into being on the council, which concists of 5 co-leaders. I share camp leadership and responsibilities with 4 other members because I believe in having a balance of ideas, and ideals. This means there will be NO dictatorship here. It's a camp of the people, and for the people. It also means we get 4 times more stuff done, and have 4 times more features than the average camp to improve your gaming experience.

#3.) We remove inactive members, and members who constantly perform poorly.

We have a 3 strike system in this camp that we use to weed out the guys who never get on, don't make all picks, or just make stupid uninformed picks. If a guy gets THE worst score in the camp for an event points-wise, he gets 1 strike. 3 strikes, and he's out. If a guy finishes any season with a season percentage of 59% or less, he's out. Strikes can be removed if he performs well, but this assures that if a guy has a pattern of perfoming poorly, and NEVER performing greatly, he will eventually strike himself out.

#4.) Your record will improve by 3-5% by just BEING in this camp.

This is a promise. When you sign up, over the course of your first season with us, we will raise your career record by 3-5% guaranteed. Even if your record is already high, and your MMA knowledge is supreme, it is a GUARANTEE that you will become MORE knowledgable, and make even better picks if you utilize all the features, and debate we provide you with here.

#5.) This camp is all about unity, and friendship.

I know all camps claim this as a talking point, but here, it's fact. I want you to PM any random person in my camp, and ask them how they like it here, and what kind of a guy I am. I promise that you'll get a positive response, and a story of how great the camp is. The 5 leaders in this camp work VERY hard to give this camp more bells and whistles than ANY other camp on the site. We make your camp page a fun, and informative place to be anyday of the month, not just around event time. If you join Dark Horse, you will never want to leave, that's a promise.

I know this was a fairly long read, but it's hard to pack all our camps action into a short summary. Even this PM doesn't cover half the fun stuff we do here. We have 2 positions that JUST opened up. If you're interested in filling one of those spots, please PM me asap and we'll chat.

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Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:53 PM
^^ Yes I did Wig.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:53 PM
i didnt but imissed some events whilst in between houses

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:53 PM
I thought about saying if I was so good and he wanted my dick so bad I wouldn't be a bottom feeder in an Oligarchy, and to fuck off, but nah.

___
12-10-2008, 10:54 PM
^^ Yes I did Wig.

I lol'd at it.

People trying to poach people there are weird.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:54 PM
Mirgliotta by eye poke..

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:54 PM
lol they both are squinty

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:55 PM
what a bad shot

___
12-10-2008, 10:56 PM
I thought about saying if I was so good and he wanted my dick so bad I wouldn't be a bottom feeder in an Oligarchy, and to fuck off, but nah.

My response:

Teh Funk

Are you looking for an exciting forum filled with endless cock pics, scat porn, endless poants and mad lol's? If your forum isn't filling your needs just hear me out for a second big guy and I'll tell you why the forum is the place to be, champ!

1) Our forum is booming with intelligent debate

Well heck, just the other day we had an 18 page thread about the auto industry and the detrimental effects of unions that was very interesting and colorful. Although it culminated with one of our members telling another that his 4 year old girl's pussy made his neck stink after a shoulder ride, what good debate doesn't take a turn for the worse every now and then?

2) Our fearless leader Stoolcannon runs our forum as an oligarchy

Even though some of our mods have some slight physical and mental imperfections, their still allowed to maintain leadership and admin rolls here at teh funk. We've got one with a ****** up gimp ass leg, another who's a chronic pants shitter and one who's a compulsive liar. Here at teh funk, everybody deserves a place in the sun!

3) This forum is all about unity and friendship

There's not a day that goes by that Stool himself doesn't tell me I'm ugly as ****...but I know it's all out of love! We've also got a ton of members from different ethnic backgrounds including spics, I'm a racist!, kykes, wops, sand I'm a racist!, white trash, honkees, zipperheads, etc. We're a diverse bunch of people, big guy!

Come and check us out pal and I can guarantee you that your pwning ability, lol's, and viewing of cock pics and all around sick ass shit will increase a hundred fold. Can't wait to see you, guy!

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:56 PM
get him down tim

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:56 PM
Fuck, they are talking about Dave Terrell, that means he's going to get injured again...

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:57 PM
lols theyre reaching with that coleman/randleman comment

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:57 PM
I really should post at teh funk more.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:57 PM
jesus pull gaurd before you get ktfo

___
12-10-2008, 10:59 PM
Not looking good for Loughran

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:59 PM
Tim looks a lot better on the feet.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 10:59 PM
10-9 credeur

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 10:59 PM
Gurgel doesn't need to fucking stand. He has probably the best BJJ of any lightweight not named BJ.

___
12-10-2008, 10:59 PM
I really should post at teh funk more.

Ees a good site.

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:00 PM
I picked Credeur by 1st round KO. Hopefully he gets a KO at some point. He looked fairly close there...

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:01 PM
Ees a good site.

Never heard of it...

___
12-10-2008, 11:01 PM
At UFC 91, Kim Couture walked up to us to take pics and I told her that her hubby was gonna get fucked up tonight. Security didn't like that.

___
12-10-2008, 11:02 PM
Never heard of it...

You haven't been around for a while. Check reps

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:02 PM
At UFC 91, Kim Couture walked up to us to take pics and I told her that her hubby was gonna get fucked up tonight. Security didn't like that.

Reps.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:02 PM
Never heard of it...

hugeasspitureofgarfunkle.jpg.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:02 PM
nice pass

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:02 PM
You haven't been around for a while. Check reps

Who posts there? Same old crew?

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:03 PM
At UFC 91, Kim Couture walked up to us to take pics and I told her that her hubby was gonna get fucked up tonight. Security didn't like that.

Imma try to go to Affliction 2. You going?

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:03 PM
My response:

Teh Funk

Are you looking for an exciting forum filled with endless cock pics, scat porn, endless poants and mad lol's? If your forum isn't filling your needs just hear me out for a second big guy and I'll tell you why the forum is the place to be, champ!

1) Our forum is booming with intelligent debate

Well heck, just the other day we had an 18 page thread about the auto industry and the detrimental effects of unions that was very interesting and colorful. Although it culminated with one of our members telling another that his 4 year old girl's pussy made his neck stink after a shoulder ride, what good debate doesn't take a turn for the worse every now and then?

2) Our fearless leader Stoolcannon runs our forum as an oligarchy

Even though some of our mods have some slight physical and mental imperfections, their still allowed to maintain leadership and admin rolls here at teh funk. We've got one with a ****** up gimp ass leg, another who's a chronic pants shitter and one who's a compulsive liar. Here at teh funk, everybody deserves a place in the sun!

3) This forum is all about unity and friendship

There's not a day that goes by that Stool himself doesn't tell me I'm ugly as ****...but I know it's all out of love! We've also got a ton of members from different ethnic backgrounds including spics, I'm a racist!, kykes, wops, sand I'm a racist!, white trash, honkees, zipperheads, etc. We're a diverse bunch of people, big guy!

Come and check us out pal and I can guarantee you that your pwning ability, lol's, and viewing of cock pics and all around sick ass shit will increase a hundred fold. Can't wait to see you, guy!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:03 PM
nate looks tired

Raymundo
12-10-2008, 11:03 PM
this is a pretty good fight.

___
12-10-2008, 11:04 PM
Who posts there? Same old crew?

A lot of TCM 1 crew. Stool, Juddy, KeA, Vance, susan, Cap'n, and myself are the admins. It was made a couple weeks before TCM 1 died.

___
12-10-2008, 11:04 PM
Dan don't care 'bout no eye pokes!

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:04 PM
mergliotta dont care bout no eye poke

Boxhead
12-10-2008, 11:05 PM
I would kick tim in the balls if I was losing

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:05 PM
lol

___
12-10-2008, 11:05 PM
mergliotta dont care bout no eye poke

lol

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:05 PM
A lot of TCM 1 crew. Stool, Juddy, KeA, Vance, susan, Cap'n, and myself are the admins. It was made a couple weeks before TCM 1 died.

Well I registered. See you there soon.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:05 PM
Hey Wig, why do I only see one forum at teh funk? Is it really that dead?

Raymundo
12-10-2008, 11:06 PM
what a chin.

___
12-10-2008, 11:06 PM
Hey Wig, why do I only see one forum at teh funk? Is it really that dead?

What forum?

Boxhead
12-10-2008, 11:07 PM
broken rib too bad

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:07 PM
gay and faggot

___
12-10-2008, 11:08 PM
Well I registered. See you there soon.

Activated.

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:08 PM
What forum?


The Ultimate Poster: Season 2
Moderators: FlashNSmash, Tredogg, Moderators

___
12-10-2008, 11:08 PM
Hey Wig, why do I only see one forum at teh funk? Is it really that dead?

Your permissions were fucked. All good now.

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:11 PM
6-1 w/ 48 points. I'm getting points on pretty contested fights

___
12-10-2008, 11:11 PM
Sweet, TKO

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:12 PM
well i pick up 7 points on that and got my dinky little parlay too

Event Parlay Wager on D. Hartt, S. Bruno, T. Credeur<o>:p></o>:p>
Potential Earnings: $1,272<o>:p></o>:p>

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:13 PM
Your permissions were fucked. All good now.

Danke.

___
12-10-2008, 11:13 PM
30 points, 4-3

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:15 PM
TKO? Bullshit. He verbally tapped. Give me my 11 assholes.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:16 PM
30 points, 4-3

32 pts, 4-3

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:16 PM
5-2 idk bout points

___
12-10-2008, 11:17 PM
Cantwell rd 2 KO

Raymundo
12-10-2008, 11:17 PM
I excited for this one.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:17 PM
Cantwell rd 2 KOQFT.

___
12-10-2008, 11:17 PM
TKO? Bullshit. He verbally tapped. Give me my 11 assholes.

lol

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:17 PM
this shouldbe be good. al-hassan looked huge at the weigh ins

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:17 PM
cantwell talks softly and kinda faggy

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:18 PM
dont mess with the TKd

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:18 PM
My parlay involves the last three fights. Scary.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:18 PM
Steve Cantwell<o></o>
Fight ends in round 1<o></o>
KO / TKO<o></o>

___
12-10-2008, 11:20 PM
My parlay involves the last three fights. Scary.

I get 118,000 Vcash on Swick lol

Reags
12-10-2008, 11:21 PM
A guy named Al-Hassan definitely isn't going to be this crowds favorite.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:22 PM
A guy named Al-Hassan definitely isn't going to be this crowds favorite.

lulz... only w. the brothers.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:22 PM
sam jackson motha fucka

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:22 PM
Steve Cantwell<o></o>
Fight ends in round 1<o></o>
KO / TKO<o></o>

QFT

___
12-10-2008, 11:23 PM
A guy named Al-Hassan definitely isn't going to be this crowds favorite.

I predict . . . "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Reags
12-10-2008, 11:23 PM
Samuel L Jackson FTMFW

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:23 PM
Samuel L Jackson FTMFW

QFMFTMF

Reags
12-10-2008, 11:23 PM
I predict . . . "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

I hope they get a "Kill the Hadji (Clap clap clap clap clap)" chant going.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:23 PM
80.5" reach? big tim eat your heartout

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:24 PM
fucking band geeks

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:24 PM
lol @the robot

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:24 PM
80.5" reach? big tim eat your heartout

Holy shit, who was that for?

___
12-10-2008, 11:24 PM
80.5" reach? big tim eat your heartout

*insert racist monkey joke here*

___
12-10-2008, 11:25 PM
LMAO @ ROgan

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:25 PM
Holy shit, who was that for?al-hassan

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:25 PM
fantastic afro

best line from Rogan in a long time

Raymundo
12-10-2008, 11:25 PM
this black guy is fast.

Boxhead
12-10-2008, 11:26 PM
*wants to be sponsored by condom depot

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:26 PM
hassan looks huge

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:26 PM
The darkie's ass is a condom depot. Just saying.

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:26 PM
COMMON CANTWELL!!!!

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:27 PM
hassan looks huge

he must walk at like 225 or something (or more)

___
12-10-2008, 11:27 PM
AND BRING YOUR FUCKING SHIT!

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:28 PM
uh-oh......houston alexander pt. 2?

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:28 PM
armbar?

Reags
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK TAP OUT DUDE

___
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
FUCK!

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
armbar.

Raymundo
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
Damn his arm is fucked.

Shogun Marcus
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
armbar?

Armbar

Reags
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
*shivers*

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
Second nigger to have a bone broken.

Boxhead
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
damn was I the only one who heard that pop

Reags
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
Armbar

Reps for your AV

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
oh fuck.... that's bad. he had a fucked look in his face.

Raymundo
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
That was brutal.

___
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
damn was I the only one who heard that pop

Yes.

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
how dumb you gotta be? i mean you aint getting outta that shit

Boxhead
12-10-2008, 11:30 PM
having long arms makes is easier to armbar

WAR RANDLEMAN!
12-10-2008, 11:30 PM
lol at steve cantwell "I broke it"

Shogun Marcus
12-10-2008, 11:30 PM
how dumb you gotta be? i mean you aint getting outta that shit

Actually I thought he had a chance when he was rolling.

monodc
12-10-2008, 11:30 PM
Ouch.

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:30 PM
Is that technically a TKO since the ref stepped in? Or a technical submission?

Gay
12-10-2008, 11:30 PM
Actually I thought he had a chance when he was rolling.

Same here

Shogun Marcus
12-10-2008, 11:31 PM
Is that technically a TKO since the ref stepped in? Or a technical submission?

sub.

WAR RANDLEMAN!
12-10-2008, 11:31 PM
that one kick to the face cantwell did looked fucking sweet

snipe
12-10-2008, 11:31 PM
fucking niggers just dont know when to quit

WAR RANDLEMAN!
12-10-2008, 11:31 PM
even though it didn't really do much damage it looked cool

Twincest
12-10-2008, 11:31 PM
*wants to be sponsored by condom depot

fuck yeah, we should all have sponsors

This post was sponsored byTrojan Condoms
because the world doesn't need any more of this ^^^

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:31 PM
tony fucking soprano

WAR RANDLEMAN!
12-10-2008, 11:32 PM
fucking niggers just dont know when to quit

damn nigger was too lazy to tap

___
12-10-2008, 11:32 PM
Is that technically a TKO since the ref stepped in? Or a technical submission?

TKO, I think.

___
12-10-2008, 11:32 PM
7 more

Kimo Therabones
12-10-2008, 11:32 PM
ha tko, alot of people just got some undeserved points

Mr. Dead Sexy
12-10-2008, 11:33 PM
I'll take a TKO