UFC 92 DISCUSSION THREAD

[SexeCute]

I hope Nog beats Mir, but I like both fighters.

[piedra]

Because Rampage makes him money. And Bobaloo > Soak a Jew.

A Barbeejew is a roasted juden razen fuck qft.

[piedra]

I hope Nog beats Mir, but I like both fighters.

I'm with you in the Fedor vs Arlovsky qft.

[Piranesi]

"now he strangles people for a living"

Antonio "Agent 47" Nogeuira

[Capt Ramius]

I hope Mir gets his shit pushed in by Nog

[piedra]

Extremely durable is Minotoro a condom?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Nog 2nd round sub. I need this nail QFT

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Rockstar > All other energy drinks.

[Piranesi]

WARRRRR MIR

[Piranesi]

mir tko r3

[Barack Lesnar]

I bet Dana doesn't do shit about Rampage continuing to punch Wandy. Makes me wish Babalu somehow came back, snapped the champs neck, and then left UFC again.

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Barack Lesnar]

nog UD

[CivilServant]

oh!

[Piranesi]

uppercut

[Piranesi]

ricco beat nog i dont care what anyone says

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Fuuuuck Mir looks excellent on the feet.

[CivilServant]

oh oh oh

[Piranesi]

OH

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

HOLY FUCK

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

God fucking damnit Nog.

[Piranesi]

10-8 Mir

Two knockdowns.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

10-9 Mir, but he's gonna gas.

[CivilServant]

nice

[Piranesi]

Good round for Mir!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

10-8 Mir

Two knockdowns.

Yeah, I posted before the second knockdown. 10-8 easy..

[Barack Lesnar]

LOL, MIR IS WINNING!

[piedra]

Minotoro saved by the bell

[Piranesi]

Gary Goodridge, Mike Goldberg.

[stulecanem]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2yvs3ew.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

I'M NOT GONNA LIE, I'M HAPPY AS FUCK EVEN THOUGH I PICKED NOG

[piedra]

As I said earlier gents Mir wins tonight.

[CivilServant]

woooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Piranesi]

TOLD

YOU

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jesus fucking christ.

[Elk Penis]

Bullshit - Nog was putting up his legs and arms.

[Piranesi]

Frank Mir

Fight ends in round 3

KO / TKO

AND THE DOG BONUS


AND A PIECE OF MY PARLAY

[Boxhead]

woot all I need is rashad to win now

[piedra]

Yeah he won as I said.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Early stoppage.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Thaaat was a bullshit stoppage.

[piedra]

I said it and it happen +1.

[Elk Penis]

I have Nog 4th round sub. I'm guessing Mir will do well in rounds 1 and 2, start to struggle in the 3rd, and lose in the 4th. Mir will give up his back taking strikes on the ground and Nog will slip his bloody arm underneath Mir's chin for the RNC.

Goddamn you Herb Dean for fucking up the plan with your early stoppage.

[Piranesi]

Thaaat was a bullshit stoppage.
Mir would have continued pounding on him for as long as it took. Worst case scenario Nog would tie him up and get stopped later.

[piedra]

Too bad it wasn't a first round stoppage since Minoculo was saved by the bell.

[stulecanem]

well that sucks.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

If Rashad wins and I hit my parley, I won't care. If not, I'm going to go on a Jihad.

[Elk Penis]

Dammit, I changed it from Blackburn to Nog this morning just to be safe:

Event Parlay Wager on A. Nogueira, R. Evans, Q. Jackson Potential Earnings: $249,384
Potential Loss: $27,392

[piedra]

And the face of Minoculo was destroyed I'm so glad qft.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Mir is a crybaby.

[Elk Penis]

Fuck

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

BUUUUUUULLSHIT stoppage.

[Piranesi]

Wow.

[Piranesi]

LESNAR

[Elk Penis]

LOL - at Mir talking shit.

[SexeCute]

Mir dominated that fight although the stoppage is somewhat questionable. Either way, Frank won it fair and square. Humble as fuck too.

[Elk Penis]

I'm still mad at Lesnar for stealing Howard Cosell's jacket (off of Craig Sager's back).

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Shitdog probably just asploded.

[Boxhead]

mir is going to beat lesnar again

[SexeCute]

mir is going to beat lesnar again

Agreed.

[Boxhead]

lets go rashad get me my parlay

[monodc]

Mir dominated that fight although the stoppage is somewhat questionable. Either way, Frank won it fair and square. Humble as fuck too.
+1

[piedra]

Now I just hope Rashad destroys the crying griffin.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Herb Dean by early stoppage.

[Gay]

6-3 w/ 63 points so far.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

lets go rashad get me my parlay

If BroCop wins, I win like 250k.

[Elk Penis]

An Evans win can still salvage my betting night.

[piedra]

Lionsgate were the owners of the UFC prior to Zuffa qft.

[SexeCute]

Herb Dean by early stoppage.

I hate Herb Dean as much as anyone, but it was a solid stoppage.

[Barack Lesnar]

Bullshit - Nog was putting up his legs and arms.

come the fuck on

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

6-3 w/ 63 points so far.

I'm something like that, with 40k won on Brad, and Rashad can win me like 250k there.


You're welcome for Pat Berry.

[piedra]

Herb Dean by early stoppage.

Nah Minotauro was just saved by the bell.:evil2:

[Barack Lesnar]

not a premature stoppage at all

[Barack Lesnar]

I hate Herb Dean as much as anyone, but it was a solid stoppage.

qft

[piedra]

I hate Herb Dean as much as anyone, but it was a solid stoppage.

But he is just a black nigger wtf?:rofl:

[Boxhead]

I thought it was earlier shit its nogiuera but Mir was going to knock him out very soon.

[piedra]

Minotoro was saved by the bell and +1.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I hate Herb Dean as much as anyone, but it was a solid stoppage.

-1. Nog was hurt no doubt, but you have to take his toughness into account. Plus, at least 60 percent of the punches on the ground fucking missed. He got maybe one or two clean in, and Nog was still defending.

[Barack Lesnar]

mir is going to beat lesnar again

that fight's gonna be a war

[Piranesi]

lol solid

[piedra]

+1

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Lots of TUF Gnubs gonna be sad when Forrest cries when he loses.

[Elk Penis]

This fight is Mante's dream match-up.

[Barack Lesnar]

-1. Nog was hurt no doubt, but you have to take his toughness into account. Plus, at least 60 percent of the punches on the ground fucking missed. He got maybe one or two clean in, and Nog was still defending.

:handjob:

[SexeCute]

Nog wasn't defending shit. He was flailing his arms up, which isn't an intelligent defense at all. Had that continued any longer, he would've been taking a short nap. He was given the benefit of his history on the 2 other knockdowns (with the bell saving him on the second one actually).

He would've been seriously hurt if they kept allowing him to take punches.

[Teedoh74]

feeling sleepy

[piedra]

I hope Mir defeats Lesnar again in order to see Minotoro reduced to shit by Lesnar and +1.

[Piranesi]

rooting for forrest because no nickname is better than a stolen nickname

[piedra]

Lots of TUF Gnubs gonna be sad when Forrest cries when he loses.

If he cries he deserves to be decapitated in Baghdad while watching his family getting raped qft.

[Elk Penis]

Yes, KRS-One.

[Piranesi]

bad music bad bad music

[Elk Penis]

bad music bad bad music

You couldn't be more wrong.

[Gay]

I'm something like that, with 40k won on Brad, and Rashad can win me like 250k there.


You're welcome for Pat Berry.

I would thank James Ark. He actually knows how to spell Pat Barry.

[Boxhead]

rooting for forrest because no nickname is better than a stolen nickname

that was stolen

[Teedoh74]

hell yeah, KRS1

[piedra]

rooting for forrest because no nickname is better than a stolen nickname

I always agree with you but I don't like Forrest at all qft.

[stulecanem]

http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/NOGBIG.gif

[SexeCute]

What is wrong with crying after a loss? Not all of us are steroid abusing Tapout wearing faggots who have an image to maintain. Some people aren't afraid to be a little emotional if they're beaten in something they dedicate their entire life to.

[heathenos]

I said Nog sucks, and I was right. Fuck yeah. He just got his ass bitched slapped back to mexico

[Piranesi]

sugar ray robinson is rolling in his grave, and if his body worked, sugar ray leonard would be shaking his head himself

[piedra]

Well if Forrest cries while defeated is going to be cool qft.

[SexeCute]

I said Nog sucks, and I was right. Fuck yeah. He just got his ass bitched slapped back to mexico

:rofl: Back to Mexico for the Brazilian!

[Piranesi]

godzillad says rashad overtrained and will lose accordingly

[piedra]

What is wrong with crying after a loss? Not all of us are steroid abusing Tapout wearing faggots who have an image to maintain. Some people aren't afraid to be a little emotional if they're beaten in something they dedicate their entire life to.

Do you cry when a tranny rapes you lurch?:rofl: Just kidding no animosity against you qft.

[Piranesi]

dropkick murphys

[Elk Penis]

godzillad says rashad overtrained and will lose accordingly

Nah - he's not DLH.

[SexeCute]

Rashad didn't overtrain because of his weight. Rashad is just THAT small. Look at the size difference when Forrest stands in front of him...

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Damn. Forrest with some good music too.

[piedra]

:rofl: Back to Mexico for the Brazilian!

Minotauro is not a beaner so go back to Afrika would be ok hahahaha.

[Piranesi]

woo forrest

[Barack Lesnar]

DROPKICK MURPHYS FTW

[Boxhead]

Nah - he's not DLH.

coming in at 203 isn't that big of deal

[Piranesi]

dlh doesn't have his head in shit anymor its sad

[Barack Lesnar]

I said Nog sucks, and I was right. Fuck yeah. He just got his ass bitched slapped back to mexico

:cheers:

[Barack Lesnar]

http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/NOGBIG.gif

:cheers::cheers::cheers:

[Teedoh74]

Roddy Piper should be in Forrest's corner.

[Piranesi]

rashad and lesnar with the same belt would be mockery overload

[Gay]

Nah - he's not *DLH.

*Terry Norris

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Rashad didn't overtrain because of his weight. Rashad is just THAT small. Look at the size difference when Forrest stands in front of him...

I don't doubt Rashad could make MW.

[heathenos]

That's some pretty good music right thurr.

[Piranesi]

belt at the same time

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

WAAAAAAAR Rashad.



Hahahaha Buffer slipped.

[Piranesi]

bruce had too much coffee

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Everyone who just boo'ed can collectively suck my taint.

[Elk Penis]

Wait a minute - did Rashad nipple tweak or not?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Forrest isn't a monkey.

[Piranesi]

forrest doesn't <3 you, canada

[Barack Lesnar]

no nipple tweak?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

RA-SHAD! RA-SHAD! RA-SHAD!

[Piranesi]

ringing him out with the leg kicks

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Goldy's stats piss me off and I don't know why.

[Piranesi]

10-9 Forrest. Damage, variety, sexy middle kick, and he was pushing forward.

[Elk Penis]

Rd 1 to Forrest, 10-9.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

10-9 Forrest. Good fight so far.

[Elk Penis]

Rashad can't stay on the outside like that, he's gotta get in the pocket. That round went exactly how Forrest wanted it - at the range he likes.

[Barack Lesnar]

Wait a minute - did Rashad nipple tweak or not?

:selfpwn:

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Stop your nigger antics and fucking knock him out.

[Elk Penis]

LOL - I love the taunt by Rashad.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Rashad needs to get in the pocket. He's staying right where Forrest wants him. Or try a fucking take down.

[Elk Penis]

RD 2 also to Forrest

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

20-18 Forrest. Rashad needs to fight a lot fucking smarter and either get in the pocket, or try a fucking take down.

[Piranesi]

20-18 Forrest, starting to run away with it. Rashad getting hte endswell going, Forrest scoring at leisure and continuing to cut off the cage.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

1-2-10 is how Jardine beat Chuck QFT.

[Elk Penis]

Rashad cannot dance on the outside - he can't win that way.

[Boxhead]

Rashad needs to get in the pocket. He's staying right where Forrest wants him. Or try a fucking take down.

troof

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

YES


NO FUCK GUARD

[Elk Penis]

Rashad in half-guard - that's the first time Griffin's guard has been passed in the UFC.

[Elk Penis]

But Griffin gets guard right back.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Forrest looks like he's breathing out the mouth..

[CivilServant]

fuck

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

YES FUCK YES

[Elk Penis]

Good fight.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!

[Boxhead]

wooooooooooo

[monodc]

Fuck yeah!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

2 FUCKING FIGHTS I'VE DROVE THE RASHAD WAGON. AND WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?

[Barack Lesnar]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkk

[Piranesi]

i don't like rashad evans

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Event Parlay Wager on R. Evans, B. Blackburn, P. Barry Potential Earnings: $265,388
Potential Loss: $14,350

[SexeCute]

Bahahahaha

[Barack Lesnar]

black on black crime: page vs. rashad

[Piranesi]

the question is -- how badly does rashad lose to rampage

[Boxhead]

Lyoto vs Rashad make is happen

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

the question is -- how badly does rashad lose to rampage

Like he was supposed to vs Chuck? Or here?

[SexeCute]

At this point, I am not making any predictions on the main card fights.

[Boxhead]

Event Parlay Wager on F. Mir, R. Evans, B. Blackburn Potential Earnings: $75,976
Potential Loss: $2,000

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Lyoto vs Rashad make is happen

Ding ding

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Haha Shitdog's forum asploded.

[Elk Penis]

Star Trek IV - where are the nuclear wessels?

[stulecanem]

well fuck

[Elk Penis]

Wow - nice guard by Hardonk?

really ?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Forrest submitted due to strikes?

[Barack Lesnar]

rampage would beat rashad

[monodc]

Always bet on black.

[Barack Lesnar]

well fuck

crazy night

[Elk Penis]

the question is -- how badly does rashad lose to rampage

Other than Anderson Silva, Rampage is the worst match-up for Rashad. If that happens it will probably be the first fight I pick against Rashad.

[Piranesi]

the dilemma is, forrest was the last piece of my parlay

forrest blew it, slipping and shit

[Elk Penis]

the dilemma is, forrest was the last piece of my parlay

forrest blew it, slipping and shit

I did worse. This morning I originally had my parlay for Rashad, Rampage, and Blackburn for just under a million if I won. I chickened out on Blackburn and changed it to Big Nog - just to be safe.

Epic fail.

[Piranesi]

DO WE GET THE FIRST NIGGAFIGHT IN 2 YEARS?

DO WE GET RAMPAGE/RASHAD?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

73 points, 300k earned. Good night all in all.

[Elk Penis]

How bad is your ground game if Hardonk can reverse and then GnP you?

[SexeCute]

This is just a sign of AA pulling the biggest upset ever.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

This is just a sign of AA pulling the biggest upset ever.

:no:

[SexeCute]

Watch it happen! You heard it here first!

[stulecanem]

This is just a sign of AA pulling the biggest upset ever.

I'm with you.

[SexeCute]

I will jerk off over webcam wearing my AA shirt if he pulls this off.

[Elk Penis]

Rashad icing that leg. Forrest's kicks were fucking him up.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I will jerk off over webcam wearing my AA shirt if he pulls this off.

*screen shots*


I almost said that I would post my cawk if Mir won. Dodged a bullet there.

[Elk Penis]

Solid had to shower after the Rampage fight.

[stulecanem]

I will jerk off over webcam wearing my AA shirt if he pulls this off.

I have a gut feeling that AA's going to win. Fedor didn't win the Sambo championships this year and it's going to get to him. He's no longer invincible.

[SexeCute]

The blicks have won the race war tonight.

Aren't you happy?! :rofl:

[stulecanem]

The blicks have won the race war tonight.

negs

[SexeCute]

Also, if Cheick for some reason gets bored with MMA, he needs to go into bodybuilding.

[Elk Penis]

The blicks have won the race war tonight.

We still have all the money though.

[SexeCute]

http://photos.mmaweekly.com/gallery/Ultimate%20Fighting%20Championship%20-%20UFC/UFC_92/weigh/20_CheickKongoUFC92w.jpg

[Elk Penis]

Execute, is that your next man-crush?

[SexeCute]

He's been my dirty little secret for about a year now. I started watching his fights a little before he came to the UFC. Ripped, technical, big standup fighters are the key to my heart.

[Barack Lesnar]

This is just a sign of AA pulling the biggest upset ever.

:neutral:

[SexeCute]

Yes

WHen I see Cheick, I wish I was black.

[Barack Lesnar]

lol chinky nailed it

got the 2 title fights wrong :(

[SexeCute]

It has it's advantages.

Far more disadvantages though. You probably get looked at oddly by people no matter how civil you are, and the negative stereotypes just don't fit me.

[SexeCute]

No, why?

[Elk Penis]

Far more disadvantages though. You probably get looked at oddly by people no matter how civil you are, and the negative stereotypes just don't fit me.


I don't know - having an unlimited supply of white women seems like a pretty even trade-off.

[Piranesi]

The last undefeated UFC champion?

Mark Coleman, 5-0, 1997

[SexeCute]

I don't know - having an unlimited supply of white women seems like a pretty even trade-off.

That's a stereotype. Not all black men get white girls, and it's very rare that I meet white girls who would give a black dude a chance. I don't know if it's a racist thing (which I assume it is) or just a preference, but most "classy" white girls avoid black dudes. Then again, I am in one of the most segregated cities in the United States.

[Piranesi]

We got 8/10 fights.

[Elk Penis]

That's a stereotype. Not all black men get white girls, and it's very rare that I meet white girls who would give a black dude a chance. I don't know if it's a racist thing (which I assume it is) or just a preference, but most "classy" white girls avoid black dudes. Then again, I am in one of the most segregated cities in the United States.

That's not the experience where I've lived. All the white women like black guys and all the black women like white guys. I lived mostly in Florida and in Northern Virginia near DC.

[SexeCute]

That's not the experience where I've lived. All the white women like black guys and all the black women like white guys. I lived mostly in Florida and in Northern Virginia near DC.

It's not like that here at all. The only white girls that go for black dudes around here are either wiggers or trailer trash.

[Bobby Curls]

We got 8/10 fights.

Same here.

79 points.

[heathenos]

i hate Rashit more than ever. fuck i hate that monkey. fuck fuck fuck!!!!!

[Raymundo]

fuck.

[McLulz]

holy shit war miiiiiiiiiiiir

[Piranesi]

yeah fuck rashad

[Piranesi]

Same here.

79 points.
Well, as in, the UFC showed 8 of 10.

[Meaty Portion]

Great fights. I enjoyed myself.

[McLulz]

THIS WAS AMAZING

[Barack Lesnar]

it was hilarious to see nog lose the way he did
http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/October_2008/NOGBIG.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

and lol @ some of the ppl on here last night saying it was an early stoppage