UFC 92 and how I saw it

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Nog didn't do fucking shit. Mir's striking didn't look much improved, and it certainly didn't look good. He was basically striking someone who was a stationary target. I don't know if Mir stepping in with the same telegraphed combination inexplicably threw Nog off his entire game, but really he didn't do a damn thing in that fight.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Wanderlei got too wild and got counter punched. I didn't wanna think about it, but I figured if Rampage did win it would be off a counter.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Dan Evensen sucks assholes

[Bobby Curls]

Cheick Kongo likes to knee guys in the balls.

[JamesArk]

1. lol at solid, crazy gooks cant bet for shit
2. All the tape Mir watched obviously payed off. He kept throwing the exact same fucking uppercut and it kept landing clean. Must be a big hole in Nog's defence that he found.
3. Fuckin Wanderlei. Fuck. :(
4. Forrest needs a better chin
5. I totally fucking called Pat Barry by slaughter

[Meaty Portion]

Cheick Kongo likes to knee guys in the balls.But knees to his balls only make him stronger.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Cheick Kongo likes to knee guys in the balls.

Seeing Kongo stalk al-turk around like he did was frightening.

[bobby boucher]

All I know is that counter punch from Page was clean as hell. I like the way he had his chin tucked the whole time. That was some sweet ass boxing.

Say what you will about Muurrr, but no one has ever made Nog look that bad. I don't think Nog just started to suck overnight as much as Murrrrr just manned up and pulled off one of the biggest onesided upsets in UFC history.

Forrest landed a bunch of clean shots on Rashad, but his lack of power bit him in the ass against a guy with one and done power.

[heathenos]

Kongo is a monstrous negro.

[heathenos]

that's what I learned.

[heathenos]

Nog sucks, and Mir exposed him. back to japan with him.

[bobby boucher]

Seeing Kongo stalk al-turk around like he did was frightening.

Those fucking precision elbows that he was getting through al-turks hands were one of the sickest things I've ever seen in MMA. I've never seen someone get their whole face shredded that fast. Looks like Chech is coming into his own.

[Meaty Portion]

When Kongo finally recovered from that kick to the balls he looked up across the ring and I knew at that minute that he was going to go Gorillas in the mist on Al Turk. Fucking scary ass face it was.

From this: http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j74/MeatyPortion/Doi%20doi%20doi/4u4mzj8.jpg

To this:

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee99/BangoutClique/gorilla.jpg

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Kongo is a monstrous negro.

You had to be retarded to think that hairy backed terrorist had a chance

[bobby boucher]

Nog sucks, and Mir exposed him. back to japan with him. :eek:

[bobby boucher]

You had to be retarded to think that hairy backed terrorist had a chance

That dude had no teeth either. I'll bet he could fuck somebody up in a bar fight.

[heathenos]

i knew the terrorist had no chance, but I felt bad for him and the rest of Al-Qaeda.

[bobby boucher]

Hey Randleplex, who has rights to your av now?

[Meaty Portion]

Al Turk's main claim to fame was beating an over the hill Mark Kerr.

[Meaty Portion]

i knew the terrorist had no chance, but I felt bad for him and the rest of Al-Qaeda.They're planning to bomb the Louvre in retaliation.

[Barack Lesnar]

rename this thread to "UFC 92 and my excuses"

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Hey Randleplex, who has rights to your av now?

Would be solid but he had like av previous av bets with whitey and someone else I think before we made the bet we had

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

rename this thread to "UFC 92 and my excuses"

Where's an excuse?

[Barack Lesnar]

Nog sucks, and Mir exposed him. back to japan with him.

same with wand :cheers:

[Barack Lesnar]

Where's an excuse?

lol

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

same with wand :cheers:

Wanderlei got too wild with his punches and caught a clean counter.

[Barack Lesnar]

Would be solid but he had like av previous av bets with whitey and someone else I think before we made the bet we had

i actually made a bet with james ark back in the day on nog vs. mir but kept making other bets cuz i didn't think mir had a chance. and the bet with whitey, i totally forgot about, cuz he's only here like once a month

[Bobby Curls]

i knew the terrorist had no chance, but I felt bad for him and the rest of Al-Qaeda.

That was very big of you.

[Barack Lesnar]

Wanderlei got too wild with his punches and caught a clean counter.

http://www.turkishforums.net/TCM/showpost.php?p=597570&postcount=16

[Bobby Curls]

Would be solid but he had like av previous av bets with whitey and someone else I think before we made the bet we had

That's such a cop out.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Nog really didn't do a fucking thing though.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

http://www.turkishforums.net/TCM/showpost.php?p=597570&postcount=16

he was doing good then he just started wingin them boys at rampage

[Barack Lesnar]

Nog really didn't do a fucking thing though.

zero head movement ftl

[Barack Lesnar]

at least now we can see couture vs. nog

couture by whatever he wants

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

zero head movement ftl

zero everything

[Barack Lesnar]

couture looked game against lesnar, nog just looked like dogshit against mir

[Meaty Portion]

Barry vs Hardonk

[Meaty Portion]

couture looked game against lesnar, nog just looked like dogshit against mirLesnar looked gassed after the first round.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Lesnar looked gassed after the first round.

:rolleyes:

[Meaty Portion]

His face looked like he was thinking "Shit, I have to go through 5 rounds of this?? I gotta do something."

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

His face looked like he was thinking "Shit, I have to go through 5 rounds of this?? I gotta do something."

Looks like the champion to me

[Barack Lesnar]

Lesnar looked gassed after the first round.

fail

[Barack Lesnar]

i think lesnar is gonna beat mir due to GnP 2nd round

[Barack Lesnar]

i see RFD is in this thread. i joked to him saying "bet on mir if you're a masochist"

[heathenos]

couture looked game against lesnar, nog just looked like dogshit against mir

agreed. Couture has always been better than Nog. now I want to see the fight so that the dumbass Nog fans can stfu.

[Meaty Portion]

i think lesnar is gonna beat mir due to GnP 2nd roundMaybe if Mir brings the same attitude about striking that he used against Nog but I doubt it. He'll probably wait for Lesnar to take him down and then attempt an armbar as in the Sylvia fight. That's the break he's talking about.

[Meaty Portion]

failThere's no fail, that's how he looked when he was sitting in his corner. Then he came out and swung for the fences.

[Bobby Curls]

Barry vs Hardonk

Battle of the Leg Kicks.

[Elk Penis]

i see RFD is in this thread. i joked to him saying "bet on mir if you're a masochist"

I had a back-door excuse in case this happened:

Pretty much.

But you never know. After Serra beat GSP, I came to the realization that anything can happen in MMA. The only way I'd pick Mir is if I was banking on all the damage Nog's taken in his career has drained him so much that he's not the same fighter. IMHO I don't think that's happened yet, so I see almost no way for Mir to win.

Always have a plan B.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Maybe if Mir brings the same attitude about striking that he used against Nog but I doubt it. He'll probably wait for Lesnar to take him down and then attempt an armbar as in the Sylvia fight. That's the break he's talking about.

Yeah cause his striking is so amazing and looked great against someone who did absolutely nothing back. Lesnar will beat him.

[Meaty Portion]

Battle of the Leg Kicks.Might be cool.

[Barack Lesnar]

Mir knew he had nothing to lose, Sylvia and Herring lost cuz they were too cautious and afraid of nog's subs. Mir just went for broke, but he has to respect Lesnar's power

[Bobby Curls]

Lesnar lost to a can like Frank Mir. How the hell is he supposed to beat the greatest ground fighter in the history of the UFC, Frank Mir?

[Meaty Portion]

Yeah cause his striking is so amazing and looked great against someone who did absolutely nothing back. Lesnar will beat him.That's what I'm saying. He'll get tko'd if he tries to bang with Lesnar. Read the post again.

[Barack Lesnar]

Maybe if Mir brings the same attitude about striking that he used against Nog but I doubt it. He'll probably wait for Lesnar to take him down and then attempt an armbar as in the Sylvia fight. That's the break he's talking about.

lesnar will fucking jackknife powerbomb his candy ass

[Barack Lesnar]

That's what I'm saying. He'll get tko'd if he tries to bang with Lesnar. Read the post again.

you also said he's gonna break lesnar's arm.

:no:

[Meaty Portion]

lesnar will fucking jackknife powerbomb his candy assIf he jumps on him like sack of potatoes Sylvia did then he's going to get tapped quick.

[Meaty Portion]

you also said he's gonna break lesnar's arm.

:no:I said that he's saying he's going to break Lesnar's arm. Tap him, yes; break arm, no. You can't break a hamhock like that.

[Barack Lesnar]

lesnar ain't tapping to no armbar, yo

[JamesArk]

im up for another bet on Mir/Chestner 2 sorrid

im gonna have your whole fucking profile

[Meaty Portion]

lesnar ain't tapping to no armbar, yoYou should tell Murr this then, so he can adjust his strategy accordingly.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Well now I can cheer for Rampage again.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Seeing wand get ko'd like that fucking sucked. It didn't help that neither of the other two fighters I wanted to win didn't.

[Gay]

Cheick Kongo likes to knee guys in the balls.

QFT. I hate that cheese eating surrender monkey bike stealing cup cheicking ass spelunker.

[Meaty Portion]

So what was the biggest let down for everyone last night? Wand getting KO'd? Nog being proven human? Mir thinking he's the man? Two ball shots back to back in the Kongo fight?

[Gay]

lesnar ain't tapping to no armbar, yo
:flush:

[Bobby Curls]

QFT. I hate that cheese eating surrender monkey bike stealing cup cheicking ass spelunker.

The one that al Turk reacted to was the third knee to the groin that Kongo had thrown at that point by my count. Then al Turk threw one, and Kongo cried uncle.

[Bobby Curls]

So what was the biggest let down for everyone last night? Wand getting KO'd? Nog being proven human? Mir thinking he's the man? Two ball shots back to back in the Kongo fight?

Forrest's guard or lack thereof.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

For me it was wand getting ko'd. When Mir won after that I was just like well it just seems like it's one of those nights.

[Gay]

The one that al Turk reacted to was the third knee to the groin that Kongo had thrown at that point by my count. Then al Turk threw one, and Kongo cried uncle.

During the CC fight I thought they were accidental, but he does it so much that he either doesn't know where the fuck balls are, or it's intentional. He's like Evander Holyfield with "accidental" headbutts.

[Bobby Curls]

For me it was wand getting ko'd. When Mir won after that I was just like well it just seems like it's one of those nights.

plus one on one of those nights. I told my gf that I had Rashad/Forrest going to a decision, and she was like, none of these fights have gone to a decision. What a great night of ultimate cagefighting!

[Meaty Portion]

Forrest's guard or lack thereof.That was disappointing. His legs were flopping all over the place. Looked like a rubber chicken getting eaten by a mastiff.

[Meaty Portion]

I couldn't pick the fights for shit. Every one of them I explained to my friends who each fighter was and who I picked. Then the girlfriend of one, who knows nothing about MMA, would pick the guy she liked based on short color, hair, looks, etc and be right almost every time. At least I called Hamill and Hardonk as winners. Yippee skip.

[Bobby Curls]

That was disappointing. His legs were flopping all over the place. Looked like a rubber chicken getting eaten by a mastiff.

I guess he was dazed.

Did anyone else hear him tell Rashad that the 4th and 5th were his best rounds when they met in the winner's circle? I lawl'd. Good to see guys keep their sense of humor even in defeat.

[Meaty Portion]

I guess he was dazed.

Did anyone else hear him tell Rashad that the 4th and 5th were his best rounds when they met in the winner's circle? I lawl'd. Good to see guys keep their sense of humor even in defeat.Yeah, I heard that too. Compare those two to Wanderlei and Rampage looking like they wish they'd had guns instead of gloves.

[Gasmasker]

not impressed by pride fighters now in ufc. rampage is the only one with a chance to wear a belt again.

[Meaty Portion]

How many Sherdog HW posters are shrieking and slitting their e-wrists over last night's fights?

[Scorpipede]

So what was the biggest let down for everyone last night? Wand getting KO'd? Nog being proven human? Mir thinking he's the man? Two ball shots back to back in the Kongo fight?

Biggest letdown was Nog, Forrest gave effort and got beat and I have no gripes about that.

[Scorpipede]

How many Sherdog HW posters are shrieking and slitting their e-wrists over last night's fights?

I'm hoping for about 79% of them.

[Meaty Portion]

I'm hoping for about 79% of them.C'mon. We can do better. Let's shoot for 90% at the least.

[Scorpipede]

I've learned to aim low and be surprised.

[Meaty Portion]

79% would be a good start though.

[Buckner1986]

I couldn't pick the fights for shit. Every one of them I explained to my friends who each fighter was and who I picked. Then the girlfriend of one, who knows nothing about MMA, would pick the guy she liked based on short color, hair, looks, etc and be right almost every time. At least I called Hamill and Hardonk as winners. Yippee skip.

Me too.

Looking like a n00b FTL

[Barack Lesnar]

So what was the biggest let down for everyone last night? Wand getting KO'd? Nog being proven human? Mir thinking he's the man? Two ball shots back to back in the Kongo fight?

rashad winning

[Barack Lesnar]

but now rampage gets to whoop that ass :cheers:

[Barack Lesnar]

For me it was wand getting ko'd. When Mir won after that I was just like well it just seems like it's one of those nights.

yeah, after mir won, i'm like i wouldn't be surprised at all if rashad pulled it off, seeing as all the underdogs won

[Barack Lesnar]

I couldn't pick the fights for shit. Every one of them I explained to my friends who each fighter was and who I picked. Then the girlfriend of one, who knows nothing about MMA, would pick the guy she liked based on short color, hair, looks, etc and be right almost every time. At least I called Hamill and Hardonk as winners. Yippee skip.

well, wand, nog and forrest are all pretty ugly

[Barack Lesnar]

you know you're ugly as shit when you make the black guy look good

[Barack Lesnar]

not impressed by pride fighters now in ufc. rampage is the only one with a chance to wear a belt again.

RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:

[Albertan]

Ouch Meaty you made only one pick on the event and it was al turk.

You probably would have done better had you gotten all your picks in you too Buckner.

Friends girlfriend was probably more in the know then you guys slacking on your mmaplaygorund pics qft

[Barack Lesnar]

How many Sherdog HW posters are shrieking and slitting their e-wrists over last night's fights?

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg218/regisrl/jonestown.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

i did relatively well outside of the big three: only got the chonan fight wrong

[Meaty Portion]

Ouch Meaty you made only one pick on the event and it was al turk.

You probably would have done better had you gotten all your picks in you too Buckner.

Friends girlfriend was probably more in the know then you guys slacking on your mmaplaygorund pics qftI actually decided that I was done with MMAplayground, it takes the fun out of the event for me. That pick was made a while ago and I actually forgot I picked anyone at all. Still, that sucks.

[Holic]

A common saying in the UFC now is that "no one gets easy fights" because their divisions are so stacked.

I know who gets easy fights.

Matt Hamil gets easy fights.

Who the fuck is "Reese Andy"?!

Fuck Reese Andy!!

[Holic]

i did relatively well outside of the big three: only got the chonan fight wrong

You kept the faith! You did. :(

[Scorpipede]

A common saying in the UFC now is that "no one gets easy fights" because their divisions are so stacked.

I know who gets easy fights.

Matt Hamil gets easy fights.

Who the fuck is "Reese Andy"?!

Fuck Reese Andy!!

WRONG!!! He fought Franklin and Bisping who, wether you like them or not are skilled fighters. Tim Boetsch was supposed to give ANYONE trouble (heh heh). His first gift was Reese and he did what was expected. Reese should drop to 185...and fight in high school gymnasiums.

[Holic]

He lost to Franklin and Bisping who, wether you like them or not are skilled fighters.

Fixed.

[Barack Lesnar]

i think he beat bisping