WEC 38 PBP and discussion thread

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Let's go Varner

[P 2 Tha Mofo J]

COWBOY FTMFW

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

stfu faget ill ban yuo from my thrad

[Tsar]

post.

[Elk Penis]

Except for the Faber/Pulver rematch, it should be a good card.

I can't believe Miura got worked. I bet they'll show that one.

[gumby]

COWBOY FTMFW
qft

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

miura lost? thats a surprise

[scissors61]

stfu faget ill ban yuo from my thrad
Is you still drunk, mang?

[Elk Penis]

War Cerrone.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I dont think I'll be drinking for awhile. I felt horrible today, still feel like shit. Too much beer and tequila. It's not that I drink often just when I do sometimes I drink way too fucking much.

[scissors61]

I hope Cerrone can get this one.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I ended up at a bar downtown with some kinda skanky blonde on me while I just slurred and talked about her eyes. This morning I was face first in a toilet. Several times.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I think Varner will use his wrestling and pound out a late 2nd/early third stoppage. I'm too tired and shit to watch. I'll be on for about 10 minutes. And probably in the arcade. PM if you don't get Verses and need a stream.

[scissors61]

And yet you still had a better night than Andrei Arlovski.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

And yet you still had a better night than Andrei Arlovski.

I wouldn't have minded getting my dick sucked or laid, but seeing as how I felt as the night wore on it probably wouldnt have been all that good of an idea.

[Elk Penis]

I don't get versus, but I'm using this:

http://tx.elsdon.org:8888/listen.pls

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

And yet you still had a better night than Andrei Arlovski.

Bullshit stoppage. Paul Buentello will beat the shit out of Fedor.

[Elk Penis]

I couldn't find any tape on the guy who fought Miura, but he's looking pretty good (no homo):

http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/8045-GarciaMiuraWEC38.jpg

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

hockey has zero appeal to me

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

they need to just fight the entire time and say fuck actually playing

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Search my post history for my WEC is the hockey of MMA analogy.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

thanks for the stream last night MDS it worked good

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

for fuck's sake can this shit just go off already

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

this guy is such an unfunny faggot

[Elk Penis]

this guy is such an unfunny faggot

Yeah, that guy sucks.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

About fucking time

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Not looking forward to seeing Pulver get beat up again

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

woohoooo Varner

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

this Aldo guy is supposed to be good

[Elk Penis]

this Aldo guy is supposed to be good

Yeah, he's a top prospect. One line had him at -1000 in this fight - LOL.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

wow is that a scar on his face?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Aldo has an impressive facial scar and he's explosive

[snipe]

IF I DONT DO NOTHIN IMA BALL!

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Rolando looks intense

[snipe]

where do i go to school to become a cage announcer

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

wow nice spinning back kick

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

come on let's pick it up now

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

nice

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Holy shit

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Ahahahahahahaahahahahaha

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

ahahahaha he took off out the cage into the crowd ahahahahahaha

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

FUCK YEAH MONSTER TRUCKS

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

OH HELL YEAH CRUSH THOSE FUCKIN CARS

[snipe]

death

[Elk Penis]

I had rd2 ko. Damn that knee was nice.

[snipe]

Oh look a new friday the 13th

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

since when does Jason run? Tony isn't going to be pleased they've tarnished such a great series of movies. He will still masturbate to it when it comes out.

[Piranesi]

Into the crowd, that was fucking pro.

[CivilServant]

wow nice spinning back kick

come on let's pick it up now

nice

Holy shit

Ahahahahahahaahahahahaha

worst PBP eva :P

[Piranesi]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2rqedc5.gif

http://i42.tinypic.com/4ujluc.gif

[snipe]

anyone else excited about the PBR tomorrow?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

no one is anticipating this why the fuck do they keep saying it. It's not like everybody said "Wow I definitely wanna see jens pulver get beat up again!"

[CivilServant]

anyone else excited about the PBR tomorrow?I'm driving to Dallas for it

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

faber should have fought garcia, this rematch is dumb

[snipe]

worst PBP eva :P

speak for yourself that was colorful AND informative you gotta use your imagination here a little

[Elk Penis]

Villefort walks around at 205 and usually fights at 185. He's cut all the way down to 170 for this fight. I wonder how it will affect him.

Campbell has to keep it on the feet, and Villefort has to get it to the ground in this next one.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Im not drinking anymore till UFC 94, if even then

[Elk Penis]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2rqedc5.gif

http://i42.tinypic.com/4ujluc.gif


Wow, he rocked the guy who was throwing a body jab with a standing knee.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

speak for yourself that was colorful AND informative you gotta use your imagination here a little

thanks snipeuh, I was quite insulted by her post

[snipe]

i want to tie urijahs legs to two trees outside my house and just kick him in the nuts whenever i feel like it. i'll tie him up right outside my bedroom window masturbate nightly, stick my dick out the window and jizz all over his head

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

wonder if Condit can beat Larson again that guy's fucking huge

[snipe]

braid his hair with my jizz all in it

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

there's a bangin blonde sittin beside mike brown I'd much rather see her than this stupid beaner spic faggot

[Javelina]

corpus fucking christi. are you fucking kidding me???

[CivilServant]

corpus fucking christi. are you fucking kidding me??? there was an elite xc there not too long ago.

[snipe]

that blonde was a 10

[snipe]

so far out of my league id let her step on my sack

[snipe]

spit on me slap me around and call her mistress

[Javelina]

there was an elite xc there not too long ago.

nothing like going to a serious venue

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

erin esurance is fine as hell too I'd fuck her hard if I was a cartoon

[Elk Penis]

corpus fucking christi. are you fucking kidding me???
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[CivilServant]

nothing like going to a serious venue building a texas market in a venue you know you can fill seems like a fair idea

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

RFD keep your shitty fucking youtube videos out of this thread

[snipe]

i want enzyte for my birthday for that extra confidence

[Elk Penis]

RFD keep your shitty fucking youtube videos out of this thread

Don't make me George-The-Animal-Steele-bomb your thread.

[CivilServant]

smilingbob.gif

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

brock larson looks like a swoll ass goblin

[Piranesi]

UFC Lightweight champion Rashad Evans.

[Elk Penis]

His head is perfectly round.

[snipe]

i dont know any fucking person thats fighting i hope these faggots knock each other out

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Don't make me George-The-Animal-Steele-bomb your thread.

shut the fuck up and enjoy the WEC card. You can post youtube videos to your hearts content in the main where everyone else does. There's no reason to post them here.

[Elk Penis]

Looks like a flesh helmet.

[Elk Penis]

shut the fuck up and enjoy the WEC card. You can post youtube videos to your hearts content in the main where everyone else does. There's no reason to post them here.


LOL - you're the one bitching.

[snipe]

i got villefort via less gay

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I don't know either of these shitty assholes

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

LOL - you're the one bitching.

U MAD

[CivilServant]

i got villefort via less gayI was thinking the same, Campbell is really pretty but kinda gives off a twink vibe

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

get to the fucking cage already faggot

[snipe]

I was thinking the same, Campbell is really pretty but kinda gives off a twink vibe

pretty is no way to describe a heterosexual male

[Elk Penis]

i dont know any fucking person thats fighting i hope these faggots knock each other out

Villefort is a submission expert who normally fights at 185 and this is his first drop to 170. He trains at ATT, been training Judo since he was little, and BJJ since he was 13. He was hit by a car when he was a kid.

Campbell is a former powerlifter who's got great standup. He trains with Mark Delagrotte. His sister married and NFL guy, and he died. They now live well of the NFL money.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

so basically they're both cans

[Elk Penis]

What is it with these Brazilians getting ran over by trucks and cars when their little?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

dumb fuck drinking and driving isnt illegal in brazil didnt you know that? Shit nog was drunk when he got ran over

[CivilServant]

What is it with these Brazilians getting ran over by trucks and cars when their little?poor infrastructure leading to nebulous traffic laws and total lack of crosswalks?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

introducing first Mike "The Chemo Commando" Campbell

[snipe]

MMA really needs to take note of the HOOD fighting system its slowly taking over gyms everywhere better learn it and adapt

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

and his opponent Donatello "Faggot" Villefort

[Elk Penis]

so basically they're both *decent prospects*

fixed
(for now)

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

come on you bald shithead knock this queer's jaw through the back of his skull

[dolly]

pretty is no way to describe a heterosexual male

sure it it, but campbell reminds me of a conehead.

[CivilServant]

where's his magic pants?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

yeah beat that cocksucker's face

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

shit power out of that weak ass sub attempt you fucking girl

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Danillo falls into the missionary position and hopes for gay sex

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

look at that faggot villefort trying to teabag him

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

look at those pussy ass punches

[CivilServant]

ghey

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

are you fucking kidding me what a retarded stoppage

[CivilServant]

he gave up his back pretty quick

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

that was stupid and gay and Donollo Velafort sucks dick

[dolly]

lame

[snipe]

lol this is the best pbp thread ever

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

did you see him trying to show off like a big tough guy? He should have just started to blow the ref, would have looked more manly

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

stupid black guy thinks 5 hour energy is purple drank, laughs for no apparent reason. The reason is because he's a dumbass

[Elk Penis]

LOL - in his previous fights Campbell would knock a guy down, and he never jumped into a guy's guard. He'd usually waive the guy up. Now that he's facing the most dangerous BJJ guy he's ever faced, he jumps right in the guard - WTF. Also, great idea to initiate the clinch with the guy who's been doing judo since he was 3.

[snipe]

5 hour energy is legit

[nvmeplz]

Villefort is a huge douchebag. I was pulling for the power lifter.

[Bobby Curls]

OMG that was ridiculous

[snipe]

that shit makes me feel smart

[snipe]

Villefort is a huge douchebag. I was pulling for the power lifter.

the guy in your avatar is a fucking retarded faggot the guy in my avatar would beat the shit out of that pussy

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I fully expect a load of cum to fall out of villefort's mouth during this interview

[Javelina]

building a texas market in a venue you know you can fill seems like a fair idea

maybe, just seems like they would've went to one of the major markets. most people in tx are a bit further north

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

good now that faggot is gone

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

frank gomez looks like wooly willy

[snipe]

i dont care if jens got steroids pumping through his heart @ fight time i need him to knock this faggots head off

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

im with you snipeuh

[snipe]

chip away at that ass chin with the sharp end of a hammer

[nvmeplz]

the guy in your avatar is a fucking retarded faggot the guy in my avatar would beat the shit out of that pussy

"Don't you look at me motherfucker unless you wanna fight, and you'll lose."

[Boxhead]

can someone tell me what the best fight of the night is when it finishes my audio isn't working so I can't hear the fights

[snipe]

fucking take a sander to it

[Elk Penis]

LOL @ The Four Guys

[dolly]

all these commercials suck.

[snipe]

i wake up every morning and thank god as im brushing my teeth that he didnt put an ass on my chin

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

I want jens to hit faber so hard that he shits out of his chin

[Elk Penis]

"Patches" Jorgenson

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

frank gomez looks like an asian pretending to be mexican

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[CivilServant]

:heart: urijah

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

look at this guy hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Javelina]

that dude is part palamino

[dolly]

he's friggin' short.

[Elk Penis]

5'2" and splotchy

[dolly]

and pink. :um:

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

you worthless piece of shit

[CivilServant]

well that was quick

[dolly]

indeed.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I just got done watching the Royal Rumble and getting reminded why I stopped watching WWE. What have I missed so far?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

what the fuck is wrong with his skin that shit looks contagious they need to make him wear a tracksuit or something just to be safe

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

and who the hell told frank gomez he could be a fighter, that was absolutely terrible

[Javelina]

I just got done watching the Royal Rumble and getting reminded why I stopped watching WWE. What have I missed so far?

:selfpwn:

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

look at his gay ass tiger tattoo he got that shit out of a box of cereal

[Elk Penis]

and who the hell told frank gomez he could be a fighter, that was absolutely terrible

He was undefeated until that fight - think of the guys he beat.

[snipe]

his skin is part of his breeds defense mechanisms since theyre generally so small the patches throw their enemies off making them think theyre poisoness to the touch

[Javelina]

remind me to never visit boise. just in case that shit is contageous

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Jens better not come out and just stand there and get punched like he did in his last fight

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

:selfpwn:

Kindly fuck off. :)

[snipe]

poisonous*

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

remind me to never visit boise. just in case that shit is contageous

Why would you ever want to visit Idaho in the first place?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

this redbull commercial is fucking shit

[CivilServant]

Why would you ever want to visit Idaho in the first place?fan fucking tastic white water rafting

[Elk Penis]

I just got done watching the Royal Rumble and getting reminded why I stopped watching WWE. What have I missed so far?

This:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2rqedc5.gif

http://i42.tinypic.com/4ujluc.gif

and an undefeated fighter get power-guillotined by a 5'2" palomino.

[snipe]

Why would you ever want to visit Idaho in the first place?

for the biscuits and gravy my friend

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

jens needs to come out to his "they call me lil evil" entrance music

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

War Pulver. He's gonna get trashed but I can hope.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

look at that ass on his face

[dolly]

what the fuck is wrong with his skin that shit looks contagious they need to make him wear a tracksuit or something just to be safe

Vitiligo or leukoderma is a chronic skin disease that causes loss of pigment, resulting in irregular pale patches of skin. It occurs when the melanocytes, cells responsible for skin pigmentation, die or are unable to function. The precise cause of vitiligo is complex and not fully understood. There is some evidence suggesting it is caused by a combination of auto-immune, genetic, and environmental factors. The population incidence worldwide is considered to be between 1% and 2%.

:blah:

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

brrrrrrt in his grill

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

White folk should not have their hair in cornrows.

[CivilServant]

those freaky eyes...did he absorb his own twin in-utero?

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

come on jens fuckin do it

[snipe]

jens wigger entourage is embarassing

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

A post for Pulver knocking Faber's jaw into the 3rd row.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

this is insulting to tupac

[Elk Penis]

The WEC said, "the fans wanna see it now." ??? Bullshit.

[Piranesi]

WARRRRRR JENS

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

break this faggot's face Jens

[Chucxone]

good music.....

[Piranesi]

wtf faber you're white

[heathenos]

i fucking hate this wigger.

[___]

Faber's gonna pwn him in rd 1.

[CivilServant]

Faber's gonna pwn him in rd 1.
finally some support in here!

[___]

Jens is a bigger wigger than Faber. Listen to him talk for christ's sake. Faber's just a Cali guy is all.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Let's fuckin go Jens knock Faber the fuck out

[___]

finally some support in here!

Hehe, I thought I was the only Faber fan on the interwebs!

[snipe]

fuck you faber

[Piranesi]

shaun white's not gonna get the gold medal

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jens is a bigger wigger than Faber. Listen to him talk for christ's sake. Faber's just a Cali guy is all.

Hey fuck you.

[heathenos]

Jens is a bigger wigger than Faber. Listen to him talk for christ's sake. Faber's just a Cali guy is all.

that's just redneck talk.

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

GO JENS

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Pulver about to get pwnt..

[___]

Cali was the first state I live in. You know it's true too.

[Piranesi]

with only shaun white to go, and shaun sitting at 7/8 with a 63.66,

1) Kevin Pearce 90.66
2) Antti Autti 87.33
3) Elijah Teter 86.00

[Piranesi]

RAD JENS

[___]

Faber by a tan and nice white teeth.

[CivilServant]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[___]

LOL!

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

lame

[Piranesi]

shaun white sticks his run but i don't think it's enough

shit jens

[CivilServant]

yes!!

[___]

That body shot was pwn.

[Chucxone]

jens is a pussy

[Elk Penis]

Faber's gonna pwn him in rd 1.

he did

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Pulver about to get pwnt..

Called it.

[Elk Penis]

floating rib

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

wig go suck a dick you hepatitis hobbit faggot

[CivilServant]

can has title back now?

[Elk Penis]

Good - maybe we'll see a couple of undercard fights.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jens isn't done for the night. He's just done.

[___]

God I can't wait 'til next Saturday.

[Piranesi]

BLIND ROBBERY

1) Shaun White 91.66
2) Steve Pearc 90.66
3) Antti Autti 87.33

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

God damnit I want 100 rep power. 99 is bullshit. Triple digits FTW.

[Chucxone]

WTF....

[___]

wig go suck a dick you hepatitis hobbit faggot

AWWW POOR RANDLEBABY'S BOY TOY GOT PWNT BAD

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

Jens needs to retire

[CivilServant]

between the boxing and MMA, this was such a great weekend

[Elk Penis]

can has title back now?


You would lick his chin crack, wouldn't you?

[snipe]

anyone cheering for faber is a faggot and that is not disputable

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

AWWW POOR RANDLEBABY'S BOY TOY GOT PWNT BAD

you want faber to ejaculate on your facial pubes

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

anyone cheering for faber is a faggot and that is not disputable

it's a fact

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

:popcorn:

[Boxhead]

God damnit I want 100 rep power. 99 is bullshit. Triple digits FTW.

shut up

[Boxhead]

I want 100 rep powah

[snipe]

yay go california kid come on be 30 and act like a fucking 12 year old

[CivilServant]

You would lick his chin crack, wouldn't you?yes, yes I would

[Elk Penis]

Jens vs a can to get him back on track. He needs an easy one.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Make it sound like Pulver is about to retire.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jens vs a can to get him back on track. He needs an easy one.

Give him Miura.

[___]

Bunch of dour grapes in this thread.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I hate Mike Brown's chest tat.

[Elk Penis]

San Dimus High School Football Rules!!!!

[CivilServant]

are you still relevant? rude ass fucking question

[Bobby Curls]

Jens doesn't want to be out there anymore.

[Elk Penis]

Give him Miura.

LOL - Miura is 170. We need a smaller can.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

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:cheers:

[___]

Crybaby faggot.

[snipe]

Jens vs a can to get him back on track. He needs an easy one.

fuck jens i never want to see him again go back to bettendorf and disappear

[Elk Penis]

Make that 5'2" palomino move up to 145 to fight him.

[CivilServant]

now I feel kinda bad for him

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

"Are you still relevant?"



Ban.

[Piranesi]

;(

[Chucxone]

sounds like hes drunk

[___]

2nd f-bomb tonight? lol

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Varner 2nd round TKO.

[Bobby Curls]

Jens is emotional.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

If you have a seizure and then drown, damn.

[Bobby Curls]

what's the number one killer you ask:

http://www.turkishforums.net/TCM/member.php?u=36

[Elk Penis]

Dammit, why couldn't Frank Murr have been calling the fight last night?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Dammit, why couldn't Frank Murr have been calling the fight last night?

It was bullshit Bas was on the undercard.

[Piranesi]

Don't get that fucking in depth, Donald.

[Piranesi]

Cowboy by not sucking.

Varner is a lie.