UFC 94 Discussion Thread

[Raymundo]

i have dong hyun kim by TKO in the 2ndyour only sayin that because he asian and walked out to Linkin park. :sherlock:

[Barack Lesnar]

Karo UD.

Kim 2nd rd TKO

[JustScrap435]

with the exception of the herring fight, lesnar doesn't lay and pray

:rofl: :rolleyes:

[Barack Lesnar]

your only sayin that because he asian and walked out to Linkin park. :sherlock:

i picked him beforehand

[Decommissioner]

I love talking mma with people and they say "brock was whoopin ihis ass till he got subbed"

AA was whooping Fedors ass mang.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I'm hoping this one isn't a snoozer..

[Capn]

Karo UD.

that's how I picked it too

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Dong's face looks lubed up.

[Decommissioner]

In all seriousness.

Karo is going to destroy this SAF wannabe

[Boxhead]

I'm hoping this one isn't a snoozer..

*hopes for some nice judo throws

[Elk Penis]

Only if they bring in the 99lb weight class.

BTW - that weight class is called Trollweight.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Koreans tend to disappoint in MMA. QFT.

[Decommissioner]

If I was a UFC fighter my entrance song would be a compilation soundboard of Duke Nukem

[Barack Lesnar]

WAR KIM!!!!!!!!!!

[Chucxone]

I'm hoping this one isn't a snoozer..

now would good time to drop the kids off at the pool

[Decommissioner]

Has goldberg said magical again?

[Chucxone]

Karo is already tired

[mr_yamamoto]

war korean noob.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Karo is being overwhelmed by Dong.

[JustScrap435]

As of right now i am glad i didn't place a bet on Karo

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

If I was a UFC fighter my entrance song would be a compilation soundboard of Duke Nukem

Listen to Megadeth's cover of the Duke Nukem theme. Fucking awesome.

[CivilServant]

Has goldberg said magical again? no, but I've decided to drink when rogan makes a rediculous analogy...he's like a spider monkey with 4 hands...he's fighting like his liver is on FIRE! etc...

[Decommissioner]

Karo should call a timeout lol..

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Karo is getting raped by Dong.

[Chucxone]

Karo has dong on his back

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Karo should call a timeout lol..

Jon Fitch agrees.

[Elk Penis]

Rd 1 to teh Dong.

[Chucxone]

Dong clearly does not know who hes fighting

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

10-9 for teh Dong. Can't give 10-8 because it was all control, but no damage.

[msubulldogfan1]

AA was whooping Fedors ass mang.

nutthuggery aside

[Barack Lesnar]

10-9 kim

[Decommissioner]

no, but I've decided to drink when rogan makes a rediculous analogy...he's like a spider monkey with 4 hands...he's fighting like his liver is on FIRE! etc...

I will join you :drinking:

[Barack Lesnar]

Jon Fitch agrees.

*jamie varner

[JustScrap435]

It looks like Karo has already given up.

[msubulldogfan1]

bid dong is goin at hit. He is skinny and long which is advantageous for him.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Harai goshi?

[mr_yamamoto]

i am not impressed with his arm skills

[Capn]

fuck, i wish i bet on the jap now

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Harai goshi?

Negative.

[Decommissioner]

ticketmaster. CO

[JustScrap435]

fuck, i wish i bet on the jap now


Dude he is not a jap you can say gook or slant eyes.

[maxthesilent]

Jon Fitch agrees.


Joslin says thanks for keeping me in your thoughts

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Karo is handling the Dong well now.

[mr_yamamoto]

war korean guy. whip that flabby little albino porpoise's ass1

[msubulldogfan1]

Karo is handling the Dong well now.

he is on top, looking to pound him

[maxthesilent]

Karo is handling the Dong well now.

I got Dong by UD so he now needs to win 3rd

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Joslin says thanks for keeping me in your thoughts

He headbutted his way back into my memories. Some of you will understand.

[Capn]

Dude he is not a jap you can say gook or slant eyes.

all the same

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I got Dong by UD so he now needs to win 3rd

All tied up after 2 thus far IMO.

[maxthesilent]

lol it'd be awesome if Karo lose via ill fitting mouthpiece

[msubulldogfan1]

the dong stood it up

[Elk Penis]

Rd 2 to boil and bite

This is an even fight

[JustScrap435]

all the same

LOL

[mr_yamamoto]

kick his spider ass!

[Decommissioner]

lol the mouth piece controversy begins

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

19-19 all. But with that craaaaazy woman judge, we will see..

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Death by armbar.

[JustScrap435]

Finally Karo is being aggressive.

[maxthesilent]

"whas happenin hawt stuff"

some of you will understand

[Decommissioner]

RIP old man turtle :(

[Barack Lesnar]

come on kim, don't gas again!

[msubulldogfan1]

did the dong just try to hump him?

[JustScrap435]

Get off me bitch

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[maxthesilent]

GO YOU STARCRAFT PWNING MOTHERFUCKER!

[NinthWonder]

joe rogan makes me laugh.

[CivilServant]

"whas happenin hawt stuff"

some of you will understandautomobiillle

[Decommissioner]

Get off me bitch

time for a drink

[JustScrap435]

"whas happenin hawt stuff"

some of you will understand

Sixteen Candles old school.

[mr_yamamoto]

"whas happenin hawt stuff"

some of you will understand

16 candles?

[SexeCute]

Joe Rogan is a fucking idiot.

[msubulldogfan1]

Karo cant handle the dong I guess

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Karo is no Clay Guida.

[East Los]

wtf? SAF is winning!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[maxthesilent]

Sixteen Candles old school.

16 candles?

:cheers::cheers:

[JustScrap435]

Karo really needs to work on the gas tank amongst other things.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

This can still be won with something drastic..

[Teedoh74]

yawn

[Decommissioner]

'going deep into that taint'

LMAO

[mr_yamamoto]

karo has pita aids.

[msubulldogfan1]

I think the dong's size is botherin karo

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Fuck it. I'm calling Cecil Peoples reasoning. 29-28 Karo.

[Elk Penis]

Round 3 and fight of the year to Karo.

[Boxhead]

damn to close to call Karo not having the right mouthpiece fuck him over

[maxthesilent]

duck man 29-28

[Decommissioner]

lol wow that was a bad fight

[Raymundo]

i picked him beforehandyeah right.

[Elk Penis]

GO YOU STARCRAFT PWNING MOTHERFUCKER!

You know he's got a mean zerg rush.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Karo is making friends with the Dong.

[Chucxone]

too close to call

[SexeCute]

Zerg is the best race, qft.


Another decision.

[maxthesilent]

Round 3 and fight of the year to Karo.


he didnt get anything close to resembling a dominate position

[mr_yamamoto]

duck by split

[Decommissioner]

Am I the only one who heard Goldberg say 'going deep into that taint'?

[maxthesilent]

gay judges know squat

[East Los]

UFC 94: Split Decision

[NinthWonder]

RIGGED

[Boxhead]

woot karo won

[maxthesilent]

learn some mma fags

[Raymundo]

Damn I hate Karo.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Fuck yeah! War idiot judges!

[JustScrap435]

duck man 29-28

http://trikinhuelas.com/wp-content/duckman01.jpg

[Teedoh74]

Karo is still a bitch.

[Chucxone]

bullshit victory if I have ever seen one

[Elk Penis]

LOL - no interview for you!

[msubulldogfan1]

two splits in a row, how shitty

[Barack Lesnar]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Decommissioner]

wow no post fight interview, karo may have fainted

[East Los]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Barack Lesnar]

RIGGED

qft

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

LOL - no interview for you!

Joe fears teh Dong.

[babyboneswordsman]

bj peen soon?

[Decommissioner]

I heard a bunch of undercards were split decision to

[maxthesilent]

LOL - no interview for you!


he refused to take out the mouth piece so they took away the mike

[Capn]

Fuck yeah! War idiot judges!

:rofl: gotta love them

[babyboneswordsman]

qft

stop crying faggot

[Barack Lesnar]

this card is turning out to be pretty shitty. the main event better make up for it

[Elk Penis]

If a tie is like kissing your sister, a split decision is like kissing your hot cousin.

[maxthesilent]

I heard a bunch of undercards were split decision to


no spoilers please

lol edit - wrong forum

[Boxhead]

fuck the bonnar fight lets see lyoto

[msubulldogfan1]

ATTN: UFC MAN UP AND PUT SOME GOOD FIGHTS ON A DAMN CARD YOU ASSHOLES

KTHXBAI

[Capn]

I heard a bunch of undercards were split decision to

all of them except Manny/Thiago were splits

[mr_yamamoto]

gay.

[msubulldogfan1]

the dong just got fucked on that one

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Someone GIF Herb Dean there plz.

[Elk Penis]

I'd call that fight magical.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

WAR JON JONES UD

[msubulldogfan1]

once BJ beats GSP, he will move up again to face da spider

[Elk Penis]

The "Too Tall" nickname was there for the taking, and his name is Jones, too. Missed opportunities......

[Boxhead]

WAR JON JONES UD

lol

[maxthesilent]

gay.

so this

at least one of the judges has legit reasons to be a cock sucker

[JustScrap435]

If a tie is like kissing your sister, a split decision is like kissing your hot cousin.

QFT

[SexeCute]

Jones has weird standup. I hope Bonnar KO's his ass.

[msubulldogfan1]

Dong just needs to keep his head up and stay strong

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

They didn't mention Bonnar's roids.. :sherlock:

[mr_yamamoto]

karo makes me wish for pride-style matchups.

i'd like to see him against wandy.

[maxthesilent]

The "Too Tall" nickname was there for the taking, and his name is Jones, too. Missed opportunities......


lolz same thoughts here

[Elk Penis]

This card is magical like Doug Henning:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2399/2310724128_da7b611e35.jpg

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/magicians/doug-henning/10044040.jpg

http://mustbetv.net/1983doughenningmerlin.jpg

[Chucxone]

i hope a KO is in one of their futures

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I fucking hate Bonnar. I'm hoping he gets KO'ed, but I know a decision is more likely when Jones wins.

[CivilServant]

oddd entrance music

iwanna blow you














away

[maxthesilent]

"when you're really good at one thing it means you can be really good at all things"

[Elk Penis]

QFT

It's not what you're looking for, but it's still a win.

[Boxhead]

oddd entrance music

iwanna blow you














away

:shakefist:

[msubulldogfan1]

I dont really care for either, guess I have to go for the white guy

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Am I the only one that really thinks Bonnar looks like Butthead?

[Elk Penis]

Bonnar coming out to Devo?

- or is that Thomas Dolby?

[maxthesilent]

This card is magical like Doug Henning:




rigged like his tricks more like

[Chucxone]

"when you're really good at one thing it means you can be really good at all things"

so by that logic a hooker could be a rocket scientist?

[Elk Penis]

Am I the only one that really thinks Bonnar looks like Butthead?


Shut up, fartknocker!!!

[Decommissioner]

Bonnar shall prevail

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

due to injury (and horse tranqs)

[friggintitsman]

Is he really coming out to Peter Gabriel?

[Elk Penis]

oh wait - it's ELO.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Bonnar coming out to Devo?

- or is that Thomas Dolby?

It's gay, either way.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Another Gracie rep about to be beaten..

[Elk Penis]

rigged like his tricks more like

I meant magical and gay.

[maxthesilent]

It's gay, either way.


no ur ghey

[SexeCute]

Can someone give me a JTV link?

[Raymundo]

TONY BONES JONES ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Decommissioner]

damn another shot

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Bones should fight the Dong.

[Chucxone]

Can someone give me a JTV link?

http://www.justin.tv/dmcano1

[maxthesilent]

I meant magical and gay.

well you should have posted MDS' av then



~burn

[friggintitsman]

Can someone give me a JTV link?
get this

http://www.tvunetworks.com/

[Elk Penis]

Bonnar needs to stay out of the clinch.

[mr_yamamoto]

it's the who, you fucking retards.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

This is 10x better than JTV

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.85.swf?cid=1/489141

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

That was to the body dumbass.

[maxthesilent]

it's the who, you fucking retards.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Decommissioner]

those polls are so fake

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

German suplex!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Attn: Anyone who told me Jones was a stupid pick




Fuck you



Regards,


MDS.

[maxthesilent]

ownage

[HHJ]

man bonnar is getting his fucking ass kicked
that elbow was the SHIT

[Chucxone]

bonner is getting tooled

[Elk Penis]

Here comes the Bonnar sub. Probably an armbar from the bottom.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Attn: Anyone who told me Jones was a stupid pick




Fuck you



Regards,


MDS.

QFT. 10-9 Darkie.

[msubulldogfan1]

clean elbow to the back of the head.

"ba blam"

[Decommissioner]

BA BA BLAAAAM

[maxthesilent]

Attn: Anyone who told me Jones was a stupid pick




Fuck you



Regards,


MDS.

QFT

Look out for Jones' spinning back elbow.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jones' Eddie Gordo strikes are teh pwn.

[HHJ]

fuck that that first round was 10 8

[maxthesilent]

lol @ Roy Jones comparison

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Jon Jones

Judge's decision

Unanimous/majority decision $250 on Jones @ +310

Potential earnings: +$775

Potential loss: -$250

[babyboneswordsman]

Can someone give me a JTV link?

better quality
http://www.justin.tv/hd1080p_1

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

No underdog bonus anymore. Fuck.

[maxthesilent]

attn bonnar - quit clinching

[friggintitsman]

it's the who, you fucking retards.

prove it asshole

[maxthesilent]

No underdog bonus anymore. Fuck.

don't jinx yoself foo

[msubulldogfan1]

wang chung technique

[Elk Penis]

Well Bonnar's down by 2 rounds, but has a gassed opponent - this is gonna be interesting.

[Decommissioner]

lol i foresee another split decision

[friggintitsman]

Jones may be getting a little cocky

[maxthesilent]

lol I think Shogun might lose to either of these guys

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck, i'm doing horrible on picks

[maxthesilent]

lol i foresee another split decision

they're setting the stage for the main event

[Elk Penis]

Stop clinching you dumbass.

[maxthesilent]

fuck, i'm doing horrible on picks

join teh club

[msubulldogfan1]

bonnar has to finish

[Capn]

join teh club

I'm a member.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I'm so pissed I'm not gonna get the UD bonus for Jones. It's bullshit.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

fuck, i'm doing horrible on picks

Start listening to me more..

[Boxhead]

hopefully we see no undercard fights after this

[maxthesilent]

lol goldy - hold not own

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

3-0, 25 points on main card fights thus far. I'm assuming Jones won't be teh screwed out of the UD.

[Boxhead]

maybe manny's fight

[CivilServant]

hopefully we see no undercard fights after this
:rofl:

[babyboneswordsman]

another decision

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Attn: Anyone who said Jones was a stupid pick




Fuck you again.



Your pal,


MDS.

[SexeCute]

They most likely won't show the undercards. So many damn decisions they won't have time for it.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

another decision

I have 8 fights going to decision on my MMAPG picks.

[Boxhead]

Lyoto Lyoto Lyoto

[maxthesilent]

3-0, 25 points on main card fights thus far. I'm assuming Jones won't be teh screwed out of the UD.


they should have had the option for loss by getting fucked over cause the judges no shit all about judo/grappling

[msubulldogfan1]

What a good fight, I can see why it was on the main card. Joe silva you dick

[HHJ]

man everyone has bj penns cardio tonight

[Elk Penis]

29-28 Jones

How the fuck can Bonnar be so stupid and keep initiating clinches - that's the only position where he's at a clear disadvantage, but he keeps happily slopping right into it.

[Decommissioner]

jeeze these fights have been pretty bad thus far...

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

They most likely won't show the undercards. So many damn decisions they won't have time for it.

I have the two main events going to dec, too..

[maxthesilent]

They most likely won't show the undercards. So many damn decisions they won't have time for it.


especially since rumour has it all but one went the distance

[msubulldogfan1]

one moar decision and BJ will provide the highlight KO against GSP

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

3-0, 25 points. War main card fights for me.

[babyboneswordsman]

bonner sucks without his juice

[Boxhead]

no interview please

[Boxhead]

yes wooooooooooo

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Was that Tiki over Rashad's shoulder?

[Elk Penis]

How ironic would it be if the Machida fight is the only one not to go to a decision?

[maxthesilent]

haha now watch Lyoto KO silva in under 2 minutes on a card filled with decisions

[Chucxone]

machida looks like a kid

[Decommissioner]

Attn: Anyone who said Jones was a stupid pick




Fuck you again.



Your pal,


MDS.

congrats on picking an underdog and being right

maybe if people cared enough to scrutinize and look at all your past underdog picks that were not correct we could laugh... but alas

:neutral:

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Thiago may actually get KO'ed..

[Chucxone]

5-0 inside the locker room? they have fights in there too?

[maxthesilent]

How ironic would it be if the Machida fight is the only one not to go to a decision?

only fags type fast

[friggintitsman]

I've officially gone soft

[Snacks]

Machida by Ninja.

Habeeb it.

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck this shit

UFC 94: Lay and Pray Decisions

[SexeCute]

Did they just say Machida is 5-0 in the locker room? rofl @ Mike Goldberg.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

How ironic would it be if the Machida fight is the only one not to go to a decision?

VEEEERY possible. I actually thought about picking him by 2nd round KO. I can see Thiago aggressively being put to sleep by a right hand counter.

[Barack Lesnar]

the affliction card>this

[msubulldogfan1]

It would be ironic for machida to get the ko

but he wont.

A horse cant change it's stripes

[Elk Penis]

only fags type fast

Fingerbang
Bang bang
Fingerbang bang
Bang bang bang
I'm gunna fingerbang bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's al-right
Cuz I'm the king of fingerbang, let's not fight
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night

[East Los]

ufc trading cards!

[CivilServant]

5-0 inside the locker room? they have fights in there too?that's where crazy horse ko'd wand :rolleyes:

[Chucxone]

if silva can catch him he should be able to take this one

[Elk Penis]

Did they just say Machida is 5-0 in the locker room? rofl @ Mike Goldberg.

Just like Crazyhorse
:uhoh:

[Barack Lesnar]

come on thiago, i dont wanna see another boring decision

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Learn English mother fuckers.

[HHJ]

lyoto KO via scorpion from mortal kombat teleport punch @ 36 seconds

[friggintitsman]

Thiago by better english

[babyboneswordsman]

come on thiago, i dont wanna see another boring decision

like you have anything better to do