UFC 94 Discussion Thread

[Elk Penis]

WAR SILVA!!!

(although I picked Machida by UD)

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck karo parisyan, he didn't do shit

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Just like Crazyhorse
:uhoh:

He KO'ed Wandy. :sherlock:

[CivilServant]

thiagoooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[Boxhead]

Cards ftw

[Elk Penis]

lyoto KO via scorpion from mortal kombat teleport punch @ 36 seconds


You could run in Mortal Kombat, too.

[Boxhead]

thiagoooooo!!!!!!!!!!

no you didn't

[SexeCute]

Thiago's music sounds like a black rebel in Africa got his throat slit and is rapping. I like it.

[maxthesilent]

that's where crazy horse ko'd wand :rolleyes:

also where Randleman KOd himself

[dolly]

i don't know what this song is, but it's cool.

i don't know what this song is, but it's REALLY loud.

[Barack Lesnar]

attn: clay guida

this is the ultimate fighting championship, not the ultimate takedown championship

[CivilServant]

that's where crazy horse ko'd wand :rolleyes:

Just like Crazyhorse
:uhoh:

He KO'ed Wandy. :sherlock:

3rd times the charm

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Am I the only one who thinks Silva will get picked apart? He was getting fucked up by Irvin, Alexander, Drwal, and Mendes on the feet for a bit..

[friggintitsman]

Thiago's music sounds like a black rebel in Africa got his throat slit and is rapping. I like it.

It's totally gangsta

[Elk Penis]

He's elusive as shit, yo!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Korn? Holy gay.

[Snacks]

Machida by KO R2 2:38

[friggintitsman]

Korn sucks

[maxthesilent]

fuck karo parisyan, he didn't do shit

didn't you see him manipulate that mouthpiece?

dude has mad oral skillz

[East Los]

can we fast forward it to the fight already?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

A 2nd post for Korn. Holy double gay.

[HHJ]

Am I the only one who thinks Silva will get picked apart? He was getting fucked up by Irvin, Alexander, Drwal, and Mendes on the feet for a bit..

his only hope is getting the mount again via dishonest methods

[Barack Lesnar]

didn't you see him manipulate that mouthpiece?

dude has mad oral skillz

i hate that faggot

[SexeCute]

Still way better than that garbage Silva came out to.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Lyoto should just come dressed as Ryu for one fight. It would be teh pwn.

[friggintitsman]

Korn? Holy gay.

You must be watching this on JTV. I have a 20 second delay and you keep beating me to the punch here. :shakefist:

[Decommissioner]

I'm eating Italian meatballs with Bullz Eye bbq sauce.

Yep.

[maxthesilent]

Am I the only one who thinks Silva will get picked apart? He was getting fucked up by Irvin, Alexander, Drwal, and Mendes on the feet for a bit..


:no:

[Barack Lesnar]

Am I the only one who thinks Silva will get picked apart? He was getting fucked up by Irvin, Alexander, Drwal, and Mendes on the feet for a bit..

machida doesn't finish opponents

[dolly]

didn't you see him manipulate that mouthpiece?

dude has mad oral skillz

MEOW!!!

[Decommissioner]

the affliction card>this

SIG WORTHY

[msubulldogfan1]

Korn is pwn

[Barack Lesnar]

attn: machida

this is not the ultimate shadow boxing championship, you piece of shit

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Lol at Vernon "Tiger" White.

[Barack Lesnar]

SIG WORTHY

it is, seriously

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

You must be watching this on JTV. I have a 20 second delay and you keep beating me to the punch here. :shakefist:

Fuck JTV sideways.


http://www.ustream.tv/videoplayerpopup/channel/398063

[maxthesilent]

his only hope is getting the mount again via dishonest methods

lol . . .dude . . . please . . .

[SexeCute]

I'd have to come out to some Fuckin in the Bushes by Oasis...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxNr9A3N1ao

[Elk Penis]

Lol at Vernon "Tiger" White.
..
MEOW!!!

[East Los]

yawn.

[msubulldogfan1]

Godsmack is a good song to go fight to. QFT

[maxthesilent]

I would come out to White Hot Cum by LizPhair

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

War Machida!

[dolly]

lol

[Elk Penis]

Puff the Magic Dragon

[Chucxone]

attn: machida

this is not the ultimate shadow boxing championship, you piece of shit

now thats sig worthy

[msubulldogfan1]

I might would go oldschool with tupac hail mary. Or the hail mary remix and insert my opponents name into the lyrics

[Barack Lesnar]

War Machida!

you're pissing me off tonight

[maxthesilent]

SHORYUKEN!

[Elk Penis]

c'mon Thiago circle - don't chase

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I would come out to Castlevania by the Minibosses



Video game music FTW. And anyone who doesn't like Castlevania is obviously a faggot.

[Decommissioner]

Yves Lavigne should ref the GSP fight and do something really controversial in GSP's favour.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

you're pissing me off tonight

Your gookery tends to piss me off, so we're even. :cheers:

[Boxhead]

I would come out to the secret of mana opening theme

[friggintitsman]

If Thiago loses Ima pull my balls out

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

He's faking. Pussy.

[Chucxone]

macheata

[msubulldogfan1]

nice TD

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I would come out to the secret of mana opening theme

IOU serious, serious reps right now.

[CivilServant]

If Thiago loses Ima pull my balls out well now I'm torn

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Lyoto by Hadoken! 10-9 so far.

[Capn]

If Thiago loses Ima pull my balls out

you don't post with your balls out anyway?

[Jester Molester]

lyota's a magical fucking leprechan, people can't resist chasing him

[maxthesilent]

If Thiago loses Ima pull my balls out

he's completely outclassed

[msubulldogfan1]

wow, lyotos bout to knock this dude out.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Thiago wants none of Lyoto.

[East Los]

c-c-c-c--combo breaker! @ the bell!

[Elk Penis]

DQ - that was after the bell.

[Boxhead]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

BWHAHAHAHA

[maxthesilent]

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Zinedine%20Zidane%20Headbutt,%20Ryu.gif

[Chucxone]

i hate that dude

[friggintitsman]

that was awesome

[HHJ]

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[msubulldogfan1]

holy fuck

[friggintitsman]

you don't post with your balls out anyway?

You got me there

[maxthesilent]

WAR MACHIDA!!!!

[Elk Penis]

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let it be a dq

[Decommissioner]

Man I love Machida's style.

Seriously, haters of him need to go watch some WWE.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

4-0, 30 points.

[Barack Lesnar]

gay

[msubulldogfan1]

That is some ironic shit

[SexeCute]

HAHAHA KTFO!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Lol at Yves just staring, then waving it off.

[maxthesilent]

next light heavy champ

[Decommissioner]

BA BLAM!

[HHJ]

scorpion punch ftw

[Elk Penis]

well now I'm torn

so is he now

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Thiago sucks.

[Chucxone]

i hope he at least broke his hand

[SexeCute]

How could that be a DQ? Fucking retards, the shots were before and as the buzzer was going.

[msubulldogfan1]

Thiago has a weak chin

[maxthesilent]

well if he faces Rashad at least we know sugar won't chase

[Barack Lesnar]

Man I love Machida's style.

Seriously, haters of him need to go watch some WWE.

fuck machida

[SexeCute]

Lol at Yves just staring, then waving it off.

"Odd. He's not moving....OH SHIT!"

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Sinister reminds me of Slayer for some reason.

[Elk Penis]

Man I love Machida's style.

Seriously, haters of him need to go watch some WWE.

I've hated WWE all my life, and I hate Machida. He showed up for this fight finally - I'll give him that.

[Decommissioner]

Seriously, if Zuffa doesn't give Machida a title shot next ....

[Chucxone]

did he just call him thiago?

[Boxhead]

yeah Lyoto future LHW champ

[Barack Lesnar]

next light heavy champ

rampage will fuck him up, rashad would fuck him up, wand would fuck him up

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

"Odd. He's not moving....OH SHIT!"

Deago if you want to get up dew et nohw. Oh shet. *WAVE*


Lol at his French Canuck accent.

[Decommissioner]

Frank has an awesome neck beard goin.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Poker is not a sport.

[Decommissioner]

rampage will fuck him up, rashad would fuck him up, wand would fuck him up

No no and no

[Snacks]

Nah. Rashad will get a ridiculous KO against Machida, or just grind out a decision, as much of a Machida fan as I am, I have to admit that.


Rashad is the Truth.

[Raymundo]

Lyoto is teh mother fucking man!

[HHJ]

machida baby wooooooooooooooooooooooo

[SexeCute]

rampage will fuck him up, rashad would fuck him up, wand would fuck him up

Machida's style fits perfectly against Wandy. I'd love to see him fight Rashad or Rampage.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

GPS by UD.

[Barack Lesnar]

Nah. Rashad will get a ridiculous KO against Machida, or just grind out a decision, as much of a Machida fan as I am, I have to admit that.


Rashad is the Truth.

i hate both, but rashad will win

[msubulldogfan1]

rampage will kill lyoto.

[Snacks]

However, Rashad = 1 and Lyoto = 2. :3

[Barack Lesnar]

Machida's style fits perfectly against Wandy. I'd love to see him fight Rashad or Rampage.

wand by knees

[SexeCute]

GPS by UD.

GPS? Where you driving homie?

[msubulldogfan1]

I got forrest against lyoto

[Boxhead]

GPS? Where you driving homie?

:rofl:

[Decommissioner]

WAR GSP

[msubulldogfan1]

GPS? Where you driving homie?

university of deleware

[Barack Lesnar]

rampage will kill lyoto.

qft

[msubulldogfan1]

I always lol at these stats they put up now.

[maxthesilent]

Machida's style fits perfectly against Wandy. I'd love to see him fight Rashad or Rampage.

yep wand will just rowboat his way to the canvas

[Decommissioner]

I'm expecting some crazy game plan that will nullify BJ.

[Barack Lesnar]

I got forrest against lyoto

lol, sadly no

[Elk Penis]

wand by knees

No Machida is a horrible match-up for Wand. He's the perfect counter to any Chute-Boxe style fighting.

[Boxhead]

university of deleware

war blue hens

[Barack Lesnar]

the only thing to make up for this shitty card will be gsp ko'ing bj

[Decommissioner]

who the fuck votes for those things?

[HHJ]

machida fans unite!! :: hops on top the cage and waves japanese/brazilian victory flag ::

[Elk Penis]

the only thing to make up for this shitty card will be gsp ko'ing bj

Look for it in Rd 4.

[msubulldogfan1]

LOL

Godly is such a nerd. Joe just laughs at him.

[maxthesilent]

*not posting til me is finis*

[Barack Lesnar]

machida fans unite!! :: hops on top the cage and waves japanese/brazilian victory flag ::

rampage and rashad>>>>>>machida

[babyboneswordsman]

=D

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

We need Genki to show these noobs how to do a real entrance.

[Chucxone]

I have this CD....

[HHJ]

rampage and rashad>>>>>>machida

WE WILL SEE

[Decommissioner]

BJ always has an awesome entrance

[Barack Lesnar]

holy shit, i got 3 fights right so far

[msubulldogfan1]

ATTN: BJ DITCH THE SHITTY ASS MUSCI

KTHXBAI

[Elk Penis]

It would be pwn if GSP came out to the Hawaii 5-0 theme.

[SexeCute]

machida fans unite!! :: hops on top the cage and waves japanese/brazilian victory flag ::

You root against my AA, but I think for Machida we can unite...just for one night!

[maxthesilent]

Look for it in Rd 4.

that s what I got

[HHJ]

OMG SOME FAG GAVE BJ THE EPIC LOSS KISS

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

rampage and rashad>>>>>>machida

Since when have you been on the Rashad bandwagon?

[HHJ]

You root against my AA, but I think for Machida we can unite...just for one night!

teh dragon....

[Chucxone]

BJ looks a little heavy, hope his cardio is good

[maxthesilent]

It would be pwn if GSP came out to the Hawaii 5-0 theme.


lolz

[Elk Penis]

We need *Gono* to show these noobs how to do a real entrance.

fixed
(although Genki's entrances are nice too)

http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/8093-IMG_9577.jpg

[Jester Molester]

is this some remix of that fat ukulele playing Hawaiian?

[msubulldogfan1]

I think BJ looks good

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Another decision coming right up..

[dolly]

that s what I got

me too.

[Chucxone]

is this some remix of that fat ukulele playing Hawaiian?


IZ...yes it is

[Jester Molester]

Another decision coming right up..

split decision? that'd piss everybody off.

[msubulldogfan1]

get out of GSP's ass and breathe Goldy damn

[Elk Penis]

Let's see if BJ gets the eye poke early again.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

He couldn't get his arm out. What a fail.

[msubulldogfan1]

Its like the battle of who will come out to the shittiest music

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

split decision? that'd piss everybody off.

Negative. UD. Split decisions are for faggots and Clay Guida. GSP is straight, and doesn't have crazy hair. So unanimous dec.

[Elk Penis]

is this some remix of that fat ukulele playing Hawaiian?


I didn't see a ukelele in BJ's hand.

[dolly]

are we going to get nipple tweaks??

[Decommissioner]

Man I'm nervous

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

GSP UD. Or will it be BJ by eye poke?

[Snacks]

BJ by tko 2

[JSN]

war gsp

[msubulldogfan1]

BJ got dis

[Jester Molester]

GSP UD. Or will it be BJ by eye poke?

that's how I have it on the playground but the way the rest of my picks have gone it doesn't look good for gsp

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

No nipples?

[msubulldogfan1]

ur ghey GSP

[msubulldogfan1]

HEY!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

10-9 GSP. Nothing spectacular, but was more controlling.

[Boxhead]

gsp round 1 easy

[msubulldogfan1]

GSP cant take him down

[dolly]

No nipples?

:(

[msubulldogfan1]

just a feeling out round, BJ will unleash his furious jabs this round.

[Elk Penis]

Not exciting or dominating, but that's exactly what GSP needs. Wrestling BJ Penn and making him defend takedowns is what saps his cardio - he can box all day, but he can wrestle all day.

[SexeCute]

GSP 10-9

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Dog should be in BJ's corner.


EXPLODE WITH THE PUNCHES BRAH! IN JESUS' NAME AMEN.

[JSN]

if i had to pick id say gsp won that round but if i were a judge i would call that a 10-10 round

[SexeCute]

GSP's corner is retarded. Keep wrestling and wear him down!

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Fuck him up with elbows.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Watch GSP sub him..

[Capn]

flying omoplata right here

[Mr. Thick Dick]

goddamnit slow internet at my friend's house, can't watch the fight.

[Jester Molester]

fuck, how many times does bj get passed?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

10-8 round?

[msubulldogfan1]

thats gsp's round

[babyboneswordsman]

bj penn looks tired
I guess running with a rock wasn't a good idea for cardio

[Elk Penis]

Rd 2 - GSP gets exactly what he wants.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

20-17 GSP.

[msubulldogfan1]

10-8 round?

i dont believe so

[dolly]

woots!

[msubulldogfan1]

i know my stream didnt just go out

[Boxhead]

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.85.swf?cid=1/489141

[Chucxone]

lol, my link was removed

[msubulldogfan1]

you fuck stain assholes

[SexeCute]

Easily a 10-8. BJ landed maybe two punches, and did not control any positioning what so ever.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

BJ looks like a sack of wet shit.

[Elk Penis]

GSP's corner is EXACTLY RIGHT. Keep wrestling and wear him down!

FIXED

[JSN]

gsp gsp!

[msubulldogfan1]

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.85.swf?cid=1/489141

fuckin savior

[mr_yamamoto]

bj is a false prophet.

[SexeCute]

FIXED

What? Listen to in between rounds 1 and 2. They were telling him to keep it standing and kick box...

[msubulldogfan1]

gsp is gonna lay and pray his way to a UD

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

When is the last time BJ subbed anyone off his back?

[msubulldogfan1]

penn may be a little gassed

[Chucxone]

bj is taking it like a bitch

[Capn]

When is the last time BJ subbed anyone off his back?

2-1-09

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Alllll GSP 30-26

[Elk Penis]

Rd 4 will be BJ's last round at 170.

[Elk Penis]

What? Listen to in between rounds 1 and 2. They were telling him to keep it standing and kick box...

LOL - nevermind.

[babyboneswordsman]

good advice from bj's brother ''come on bj win this round''

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

2-1-09

:no:

[dolly]

round 4, here we go!!

[msubulldogfan1]

BJ you asshole

[maxthesilent]

wow BJ is done

[Chucxone]

Rd 4 will be BJ's last round at 170.

i hope so

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Rd 4 will be BJ's last round at 170.

Aoki number 1 at 155. Tell me otherwise.

[maxthesilent]

suck mah cock Herb

[msubulldogfan1]

GSP has the perfect game plan. take him down and move around a little bit where the ref wont stand you up

[maxthesilent]

since when is the temple in the back of the head?

[babyboneswordsman]

there goes my 200 grand vcash =/

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Crucifix the arm and finish him damnit.

[Chucxone]

disgusted in bj's inability to do anything other than be man handled

[maxthesilent]

GSP has the perfect game plan. take him down and move around a little bit where the ref wont stand you up

lol

[dolly]

ol' boy's tired.

[SexeCute]

GSP has the perfect game plan. take him down and move around a little bit where the ref wont stand you up

BJ's face and heavy breathing say otherwise.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Herb is just jealous of GSP's gas tank.

[dolly]

since when is the temple in the back of the head?

leave it to herb dean to rename areas of the body

[msubulldogfan1]

GSP needs to go down to bj's weight class.

Or GSP needs to go up to MW

[Capn]

GSP needs to go down to bj's weight class.

Or GSP needs to go up to MW

GSP could never make 155

[msubulldogfan1]

BJ's face and heavy breathing say otherwise.

His face isnt very bad.

He is tired from trying to get up lol

[maxthesilent]

GSP needs to go down to bj's weight class.

Or GSP needs to go up to MW


I think if he cuts off a limb he might make weight

[dolly]

herb's gonna stop it if bj doesn't move.

[Boxhead]

fuckin feed

[babyboneswordsman]

you fucking kidding the stream dies when bj is about to lose

[mr_yamamoto]

GSP has the perfect game plan. take him down and move around a little bit where the ref wont stand you up

or completely dominate him, depending on your point of view.

[msubulldogfan1]

there goes the stream

[Chucxone]

lost that link too

[dolly]

WOOT!!! WAR GSP!!!!!! :boobs:

[Elk Penis]

editing posts ftw

[CivilServant]

off air wtf

[babyboneswordsman]

=/

[msubulldogfan1]

GSP could never make 155

Im just bitching.

Could yall let me bitch please?

[dolly]

*tweaks nipples*

[maxthesilent]

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

[dolly]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[Decommissioner]

GSP IS MY HERO

[dolly]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!