ufn spoilers and shit

[Capt Ramius]

tough round

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Stephens is leaving his head up for a guillotine. 10-9 Lauzon.

[pflo]

Excuse Troy, while he kisses the sky..

Hendrix?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Look at the him. Look at the him.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Hendrix?

Glad someone caught that. :cheers:

[pflo]

Why do they keep showing edith, shes a butterface

[Capt Ramius]

I agree, 10-9 to Lauzon but it was closer than it should have been

[pflo]

dammit i got lauzon tko rd 2

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

You dumbass.

[pflo]

knock his out nigga!

[pflo]

You dumbass.

:no:

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Nasty cut.

[pflo]

yeah!!!

almost

[Capt Ramius]

well you got the round right

[CivilServant]

wow that was slick

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Fuck, another shitty 5 points.

[pflo]

I did very well this event. almost nailed it.

[Capt Ramius]

That was a wicked armbar

[pflo]

lauzon is good

[TONY BONES]

meh

[TONY BONES]

did rich no love win?

[Capt Ramius]

no

[pflo]

good nite of fights. hell yeah, I had miller sub

[pflo]

cept rd 2

[Tsar]

where's solid?

[pflo]

Who won the catone fight?

[TONY BONES]

please don't kill me tfed

i dont wanna kill u pturd

heathjoker.jpg

[pflo]

where's solid?

Sportsbar?

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Who won the catone fight?

Catone. Rd 2 Keylock.

[pflo]

i dont wanna kill u pturd

heathjoker.jpg

:cheers:

[Tsar]

Sportsbar?

he's like 16 and doesn't drink anyway...

i assume mods/admin will help to enforce the terms of our bet?

[Capt Ramius]

Sportsbar?

:selfpwn: solid doesn't go outside

[pflo]

Catone. Rd 2 Keylock.

sweet, five pts. I just lost the clementi fight.

[TONY BONES]

i wish i was in south florida

[pflo]

he's like 16 and doesn't drink anyway...

i assume mods/admin will help to enforce the terms of our bet?

we'll do our best

I was being sarcastic about saf and a bar/social life

[Tsar]

i wish i was in south florida

you wish you were in cali.

[pflo]

Why did they just show edith, shes fugly

[Tsar]

we'll do our best

I was being sarcastic about saf and a bar/social life

i would suggest a temp ban for every smiley and every 'meh'.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

you wish you were in cali.

I don't.

[Tsar]

Why did they just show edith, shes fugly

she's a disgrace.

[Tsar]

I don't.

free your unconscious mind.

[Decommissioner]

Why do they keep showing edith, shes a butterface

logan would still be better even with breast amputations

[TONY BONES]

you wish you were in cali.
anywhere warm would be fine

[TONY BONES]

logan would still be better even with breast amputations

logan is cute

real tits > fake ones

[Elk Penis]

LOL - "HEY!!! Watch out for the guillotine!!"

[pflo]

she's a disgrace.

logan would still be better even with breast amputations

qft

seriously tho, they only showed her. bleh. No ariany?

[TONY BONES]

and yes edith is a butter face

[Capt Ramius]

you wish you were in cali.

Cali is a nice place but I prefer somewhere with actual seasons

[pflo]

wtf is 1000 ways to die fuck this, time for snl

[pflo]

and yes edith is a butter face

I said the same a few pages ago

[CrumBum]

Fuck, I went 5-5. I was ranked 101 on mmapg, but now im fucked.

[CrumBum]

Oh and I lost 500 on bets.

[Barack Lesnar]

What was the hot bout?


I picked al the right winners except I had Clementi

riddle vs. bruno

[Barack Lesnar]

My parlay is Veach, Riddle, and Stevens. Common KO

fuckin stephens let me down

[Barack Lesnar]

i went 5-1 on the prelims, and then 1-3 on the main card

[Barack Lesnar]

stop betting on the underdog, sorrid

[Barack Lesnar]

Fuck, I went 5-5. I was ranked 101 on mmapg, but now im fucked.

6-4

[Barack Lesnar]

Oh and I lost 500 on bets.

same, bet everything on stephens

[Barack Lesnar]

where's solid?

watching the fights on tv

[Tsar]

same, bet everything on stephens

:cheers:

all of your smilies and mehs are belong to me.

[Barack Lesnar]

we'll do our best

I was being sarcastic about saf and a bar/social life

make a mixtape about it, faggot

[Tsar]

:ninja:

i might become a smilie poster. i never thought of that as a possibility.


:rofl:

[Barack Lesnar]

:cheers:

all of your smilies and mehs are belong to me.

ok

[Barack Lesnar]

:ninja:

i might become a smilie poster. i never thought of that as a possibility.


:rofl:

wahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck, i lost an av bet to jay as well

[Tsar]

wahhhhhhhhhhhh

:cheers:

[Elk Penis]

fuck, i lost an av bet to jay as well

As you would say:

:cheers:

[Capt Ramius]

fuck, i lost an av bet to jay as well

you're never going to be able to pick your own av again

[Barack Lesnar]

you're never going to be able to pick your own av again

fuck

[pflo]

make a mixtape about it, faggot

Oh I will, an it will have radiohead, dillon, and the cure. how do you like that saf?

[Capt Ramius]

how many months is it up to now?

[Tsar]

woot!!!! neer!

[Tsar]

how many months is it up to now?

he can post smilies or 'meh' for a year...that's much more severe than the loss of avatar.

:eek:

[Gay]

7-3 w/53 points I think.

[TONY BONES]

he can post smilies or 'meh' for a year...that's much more severe than the loss of avatar.

:eek::rofl:

[Elk Penis]

LOL wut? He made a no smiley bet?

[Barack Lesnar]

Oh I will, an it will have radiohead, dillon, and the cure. how do you like that saf?

*dylan

[Barack Lesnar]

7-3 w/53 points I think.

give me my av, you nigger

[TONY BONES]

what kind of repercussions are there if he posts smileys?

[California Giant]

great--we get to watch karalexis vs. von flue on unleashed!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

yeah. wow.

[Tsar]

LOL wut? He made a no smiley bet?

it was my av for a year vs. a ban on 'meh and smilies for him (also a year) on the neer/danzig fight.

the bet was good at fwi and tcm.

[Barack Lesnar]

woot!!!! neer!

tonight was the night of the submission and i didn't pick a single fuckin fight by submission, fuck

[Capt Ramius]

give me my av, you nigger

didn't you lose a year long av bet to someone?

[Tsar]

what kind of repercussions are there if he posts smileys?

i'll leave that up to the moderators.

[Elk Penis]

it was my av for a year vs. a ban on 'meh and smilies for him (also a year) on the neer/danzig fight.

the bet was good at fwi and tcm.

How is the bet enforced? Is Solid on the honors system (LOL), or does this bet have teeth?

[Barack Lesnar]

didn't you lose a year long av bet to someone?

uhhhhhh

[Tsar]

tonight was the night of the submission and i didn't pick a single fuckin fight by submission, fuck

i was surprised that neer caught danzig, tbh. i thought it would be a UD.

[Barack Lesnar]

How is the bet enforced? Is Solid on the honors system (LOL), or does this bet have teeth?

lol, i'll adapt my posting style accordingly

[Barack Lesnar]

i was surprised that neer caught danzig, tbh. i thought it would be a UD.

yeah, since when the fuck was neer a submission artist?

[Tsar]

How is the bet enforced? Is Solid on the honors system (LOL), or does this bet have teeth?

after the event airs on the west coast i'll make a thread in the main to let mods know, and let people can discuss appropriate levels of enforcement.

obviously this sort of bet requires a vigilant posting community. the forum will be better off in the long run. solid's lazy posting style is under attack.

[Capt Ramius]

first smiley and sorrid gets bant

[Gay]

give me my av, you nigger

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/644/644.x600.gay.open.jpg

[Tsar]

yeah, since when the fuck was neer a submission artist?

he caught guillard in a triangle after getting cut wide open, but that's guillard.

still i was impressed by his toughness there.

[pflo]

*dylan

no matt dillon

[Tsar]

first smiley and sorrid gets bant

don't forget about the 'meh' ban, too.

temp bans only, please.

[pflo]

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/644/644.x600.gay.open.jpg

:no:

[Barack Lesnar]

god, you're fucking gay

[Barack Lesnar]

i have no idea why people use gay avs for ppl who lose av bets

1. it's unoriginal
2. it's like you lost yourself for looking at that shit

[Tsar]

god, you're fucking gay

lol. how long?

[Barack Lesnar]

he caught guillard in a triangle after getting cut wide open, but that's guillard.

still i was impressed by his toughness there.

yeah, guillard sucks

[Capt Ramius]

don't forget about the 'meh' ban, too.

temp bans only, please.

eye eye

[Barack Lesnar]

lol. how long?

ask the faggot

[Tsar]

yeah, guillard sucks

neer's tough--i was impressed with his victory of din thomas, and he basically embarrassed joe daddy.

[Barack Lesnar]

i was pissed stephens lost, he was doing pretty good, really fucked joe up

[Tsar]

ask the faggot

i call him jay98107

[Gay]

i have no idea why people use gay avs for ppl who lose av bets

1. it's unoriginal
2. it's like you lost yourself for looking at that shit

You're just upset that you have the hairiest man in the world as an av.

[Gay]

i was pissed stephens lost, he was doing pretty good, really fucked joe up

Henderson won.

[Barack Lesnar]

Henderson won.

wtf does that have to do with anything?

[pflo]

i have no idea why people use gay avs for ppl who lose av bets

1. it's unoriginal
2. it's like you lost yourself for looking at that shit

qfmft

[Gay]

i call him jay98107

I'm surprised you put the correct number

[Gay]

wtf does that have to do with anything?

It upsets you, which makes me happy.

[Tsar]

I'm surprised you put the correct number

i lived in greenwood, dood.

[pflo]

when gay av wins, we lose :(

I might have to put saf on ignore. sorry saf. :(

[Barack Lesnar]

qfmft

yeah, when i win av bets, i always try to hit a nerve, whether it's their favorite fighter getting pwnt or something about their personal life. just googling "gay picture" is just lazy and weak

[Barack Lesnar]

when gay av wins, we lose :(

I might have to put saf on ignore. sorry saf. :(

so you won't be able to see me post smileys?

[Barack Lesnar]

It upsets you, which makes me happy.

can't wait till anderson smashes him again

[Gay]

when gay av wins, we lose :(

I might have to put saf on ignore. sorry saf. :(
He should be there anyways.

[Capt Ramius]

when gay av wins, we lose :(

I might have to put saf on ignore. sorry saf. :(

There's a firefox addon where you can replace one image with anything you want. Just do that for sorrid's av.

[Gay]

can't wait till anderson smashes him again

All I know is he beat Franklin.

[Gay]

yeah, when i win av bets, i always try to hit a nerve, whether it's their favorite fighter getting pwnt or something about their personal life. just googling "gay picture" is just lazy and weak

The deep, stirring methodology of sorrid is revealed.

[Tsar]

All I know is he beat Franklin.

:cheers:

[Gay]

i lived in greenwood, dood.

O RLY?

[Tsar]

O RLY?

right up the hill from you, if i recall.

[Barack Lesnar]

All I know is he beat Franklin.

all i know is anderson is gonna knock him into retirement in the rematch

[Tsar]

all i know is anderson is gonna knock him into retirement in the rematch

hendo win the re-match. if he loses, i'll free you from your smilie exile early.

[Gay]

right up the hill from you, if i recall.

Indeed.

[Barack Lesnar]

hendo win the re-match. if he loses, i'll free you from your smilie exile early.

lol, are you retarded?

[Barack Lesnar]

i love how everyone was saying hendo would beat anderson, lol just lol

[Tsar]

lol, are you retarded?

no--i'm just not a rabid silva nuthugger like you.

actually, i've begun to dislike fighters in inverse proportion to the degree of your nuthuggery. this means i dislike lesnar more than any other professional athlete, by the way.

btw, i've never heard you make an argument for why you think any fighter is better than another. usually you just offer up a lame quip.

[Tsar]

i love how everyone was saying hendo would beat anderson, lol just lol

if he were a bit less stubborn and a bit more willing to stick to a smart gameplan he could have won.

[Barack Lesnar]

if he were a bit less stubborn and a bit more willing to stick to a smart gameplan he could have won.

as an mma fan, i'm insulted by this, seriously. you're hoping a boring ass lay and pray guy would use that shitty ass gameplan to dry hump one of the most exciting fighters and p4p greats in the sport

[pflo]

yeah, when i win av bets, i always try to hit a nerve, whether it's their favorite fighter getting pwnt or something about their personal life. just googling "gay picture" is just lazy and weak
yeah I told MDS that one time. When gay av is applied, we all lose the bet
so you won't be able to see me post smileys?

Yeah lol

[pflo]

There's a firefox addon where you can replace one image with anything you want. Just do that for sorrid's av.

Doesn't work all the time. The host site is usually blocked

[Capt Ramius]

did not know that

[Tsar]

as an mma fan, i'm insulted by this, seriously. you're hoping a boring ass lay and pray guy would use that shitty ass gameplan to dry hump one of the most exciting fighters and p4p greats in the sport

a p4p great fighter wouldn't allow himself to be dominated from the top position--he'd be able to sweep/escape/reverse/sub.

wrestling is part of mma--not just fake-ass pro-wrestlers.

[Barack Lesnar]

the funny thing about this is whitey's prolly gonna accept this as my av

[Barack Lesnar]

a p4p great fighter wouldn't allow himself to be dominated from the top position--he'd be able to sweep/escape/reverse/sub.

wrestling is part of mma--not just fake-ass pro-wrestlers.

anderson subbed hendo

/discussion

[Tsar]

as an mma fan, i want to see fighters fight smart, btw. you love all the shit middling fighters like houston alexander, irving, and sakara. they're all b-level.

[Tsar]

anderson subbed hendo

/discussion

...because hendo got caught while trying to stand with silva, dumbass.

[Barack Lesnar]

i like plenty of wrestlers besides lesnar

[Barack Lesnar]

as an mma fan, i want to see fighters fight smart, btw. you love all the shit middling fighters like houston alexander, irving, and sakara. they're all b-level.

i'm not an elitist faggot such as yourself who thinks he's above liking b-level fighters

[Barack Lesnar]

...because hendo got caught while trying to stand with silva, dumbass.

he will again, this time it'll be a KO

[Tsar]

i'm not an elitist faggot such as yourself who thinks he's above liking b-level fighters

i don't dislike them, i just don't want to see them on the main card.

[Gay]

as an mma fan, i'm insulted by this, seriously. you're hoping a boring ass lay and pray guy would use that shitty ass gameplan to dry hump one of the most exciting fighters and p4p greats in the sport

All sorrid cares about is excitement. He probably thinks that Transformers > Schindlers List

[Tsar]

he will again, this time it'll be a KO

:rolleyes:

[Tsar]

All sorrid cares about is excitement. He probably thinks that Transformers > Schindlers List

that's exactly what i hate about some mma fans. the love for a ko at 32 second mark of round one is boring to me. i like to see all aspects of the game.

[Barack Lesnar]

All sorrid cares about is excitement. He probably thinks that Transformers > Schindlers List

anderson>hendo

[Barack Lesnar]

that's exactly what i hate about some mma fans. the love for a ko at 32 second mark of round one is boring to me. i like to see all aspects of the game.

are you comparing anderson silva to those b-level guys? jesus christ

[Tsar]

neer vs danzig is finally about to air. i can't wait!

[Tsar]

are you comparing anderson silva to those b-level guys? jesus christ

no. i'm still talking about the middling fighters you like.

[Barack Lesnar]

neer vs danzig is finally about to air. i can't wait!

it was a good fight

[Barack Lesnar]

come to think of it, great night of fights, better than ufc 94 imo

[Tsar]

it was a good fight

:cheers:

[Gay]

that's exactly what i hate about some mma fans. the love for a ko at 32 second mark of round one is boring to me. i like to see all aspects of the game.

Same here. I loved watching Irvin KO Alexander for personal reasons, but fights like those are just anti-climatic almost.

[Barack Lesnar]

no. i'm still talking about the middling fighters you like.

why do you want hendo to beat anderson? what the fuck

[Tsar]

come to think of it, great night of fights, better than ufc 94 imo

i actually bought that card--i didn't want to deal with the shit stream--it was really disappointing.

[pflo]

haha I tied for first at mmaplg

[pflo]

Thats the best I've ever done. I made third once

[pflo]

or second

[Tsar]

why do you want hendo to beat anderson? what the fuck

i often root for the underdog, and i like hendo and most wrestlers (not hughes/sherk).

i like silva--badass--but i'm not all up in his shit, if you get me.

usually, i just want to see a good fight and i don't care who wins too deeply.

[Barack Lesnar]

i actually bought that card--i didn't want to deal with the shit stream--it was really disappointing.

except the main event

karo vs. dong was a shit fight after the 1st round, watching guida hug his way to victory was sickening, bonnar vs. jones was decent, i still hate machida

[Barack Lesnar]

i often root for the underdog, and i like hendo and most wrestlers (not hughes/sherk).

i like silva--badass--but i'm not all up in his shit, if you get me.

usually, i just want to see a good fight and i don't care who wins too deeply.

you don't like lesnar

[Tsar]

you don't like lesnar

no i do not.

[Gay]

no i do not.
I absolutely detest Lesnar

[Barack Lesnar]

i love lesnar

[Barack Lesnar]

fuckin provin niggas wrong left and right

[Tsar]

i love lesnar

we know.

[Barack Lesnar]

tells it like it is

[Tsar]

tells it like it is

:kopfschuettel:

[Barack Lesnar]

who, lesnar?

[Gay]

fuckin provin niggas wrong left and right
Mir will win again.

[Tsar]

who, lesnar?

:neutral:

[Tsar]

Mir will win again.

i think lesnar will take the re-match. i hope not.

[Gay]

I took Mir the first time, and I'm taking him again. Lesnar has the athletic IQ of Leon Lett.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Mir will win again.

Yep

[Tsar]

i keep picturing mir's face being turned into feed-grade hamburger.

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

Why do people think Lesnar is going to win? He beat a gatekeeper in Herring, and an over the hill 44 year old? Meanwhile, Mir knocks of Nog. Hmm.

[Barack Lesnar]

Mir will win again.

fail

[Barack Lesnar]

Why do people think Lesnar is going to win? He beat a gatekeeper in Herring, and an over the hill 44 year old? Meanwhile, Mir knocks of Nog. Hmm.

couture>nog

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

couture>nog

Your av tells me all I need to know about your ability to pick fights.

[Barack Lesnar]

Your av tells me all I need to know about your ability to pick fights.

you had danzig too

[Tsar]

Why do people think Lesnar is going to win? He beat a gatekeeper in Herring, and an over the hill 44 year old? Meanwhile, Mir knocks of Nog. Hmm.

because i watched lesnar pound the shit out of mir until he pulled off that sub. i think mir had a five second window to survive.

and i think nog is over the hill--he's looked like shit lately, including that fight against that shit-assed gatekeeper heath herring.

[pflo]

I don't like Kimbo Lesnar either

[Barack Lesnar]

because i watched lesnar pound the shit out of mir until he pulled off that sub. i think mir had a five second window to survive.

and i think nog is over the hill--he's looked like shit lately, including that fight against that shit-assed gatekeeper heath herring.

qft

[Tsar]

solid, could you list your favorite five or six smilies and rank them numerically?

i'm trying to expand my posting repertoire.

[Barack Lesnar]

solid, could you list your favorite five or six smilies and rank them numerically?

i'm trying to expand my posting repertoire.

no

[Tsar]

no
never mind. i think i've got it.

:cheers:
:(
:mad:
:rolleyes:
:kopfschuettel:
:uhoh:

[Barack Lesnar]

where's the neutral one

[pflo]

His name is not lesnar? Should I learn it

[Tsar]

where's the neutral one

:neutral:

[___]

Mir beat a scarecrow in his last fight.

[AMERICAN BONES]

best moment of the night, josh neer missing danzig and punchin himself in the face with 3:02 left in the second

[Gay]

best moment of the night, josh neer missing danzig and punchin himself in the face with 3:02 left in the second

I think Danzig losing was the best moment. Fuck that guy.

[___]

They're both fags but Neer is a slightly gayer fag.

[pflo]

best moment of the night, josh neer missing danzig and punchin himself in the face with 3:02 left in the second

:rofl: I saw that too, I posted it here somewhere

[Barack Lesnar]

best moment of the night, josh neer missing danzig and punchin himself in the face with 3:02 left in the second

http://i41.tinypic.com/2091t95.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

They're both fags but Neer is a slightly gayer fag.

qft

[Gay]

They're both fags but Neer is a slightly gayer fag.

Neer is also a better fighter.

[Tsar]

Neer is also a better fighter.

qft +1 :cheers:

[Barack Lesnar]

Neer is also a better fighter.

he's still a gatekeeper just like guida

[funktard]

Mir will beat the shit out of Lesnar. I have never seen Lesnar look good, and he is a cunt.

[funktard]

Neer is the man. You know it.

[Barack Lesnar]

Mir will beat the shit out of Lesnar. I have never seen Lesnar look good, and he is a cunt.
mir sucks, he looked against nog cuz nog didn't show up

Neer is the man. You know it.
neer sucks, he'd lose to any of the top guys in the division: sherk, kenflo, edgar, maynard, griffin

[funktard]

mir sucks, he looked against nog cuz nog didn't show up


neer sucks, he'd lose to any of the top guys in the division: sherk, kenflo, edgar, maynard, griffin

He would be maynard no problem. He would lose to the others, but it doesn't mean he isn't the man.

[Barack Lesnar]

maynard would beat him

[Tsar]

he's still a gatekeeper just like guida

like i said before, danzig is now 0-2 against gatekeepers. he should go to WEC and drop down to 145.

[___]

Maynard would win a 30-27 dec. against Neer.

[Gay]

he's still a gatekeeper just like guida

Which makes Danzig a shit sucker, since he's lost to both of them. Who did you pick in those fights sorrid?

[Barack Lesnar]

Which makes Danzig a shit sucker, since he's lost to both of them. Who did you pick in those fights sorrid?

fuck you

[Tsar]

fuck you

:selfpwn: