UFC 95 spoilers

[withashovel]

The Last Samurai is on AMC

[Barack Lesnar]

i hit my parlay

[Barack Lesnar]

Worst fight of the card so far. Diego needs to "be aggressive. Be be aggressive."

no, i won't say that was a bad fight

[___]

54 points, I think. Ugh.

[Boxhead]

7-3 on the night 2 nails edit day whatever

[Barack Lesnar]

why is the crowd booing?

[Elk Penis]

fuck good thing Barber shop is on comedy central

It is?? Fuck where's my remote.

stealing lincolns body is on the history channel too

Glory starts in 8 mins on TCM

walk the line is on FX

Fight Club is on A&E

The Last Samurai is on AMC

Porn is on my computer.

[___]

no, i won't say that was a bad fight

Wasn't bad. Just the worst on an exciting card.

[maxthesilent]

He really only pushes it on the mat and when it did go down for a sec, he was scrambling.

I was sure diego would grapple the gas out of him and then take his back.

[Boxhead]

There will be blood is on demand

[___]

I was sure diego would grapple the gas out of him and then take his back.

You were pretty damn close to nailing it.

[___]

There will be blood is on demand

Watched it when I woke up.

[Barack Lesnar]

You were pretty damn close to nailing it.

as was i

diego will beat bj penn

[Elk Penis]

Bas would like this fight.

[Tsar]

joe daddy did much better than i expected.

[___]

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.98.swf?cid=1/525087

[Barack Lesnar]

joe daddy did much better than i expected.

true

[maxthesilent]

joe daddy did much better than i expected.
http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_guillotine.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

54 points, I think. Ugh.

did you factor in the hot bout?

[JamesArk]

I loves the MMA. Damn good card today. 8/10.

[___]

did you factor in the hot bout?

Yeah.

[Barack Lesnar]

I loves the MMA. Damn good card today. 8/10.

yeah, can't wait to rewatch it on tv tonight

[___]

It was very, very good. Can't remember the last bad free one, honestly.

[heathenos]

i needs to see the Kos fight.

[Barack Lesnar]

i needs to see the Kos fight.

bullshit stoppage

and you fucking spoiled the hardy fight for me

[Barack Lesnar]

now i'm going to add all this shit up

diego- 5
marquardt- 7
hardy- 7 + ___
dos santos- 7
kelly- 11
etim- 5

[Barack Lesnar]

how much is the hot bout worth, wig?

[___]

Double.

[Barack Lesnar]

5 + 7 + 14 + 7 + 11 + 5

[Barack Lesnar]

49? that's it?

[Barack Lesnar]

joe daddy needs to fight someone like guida to get back to his winning ways

[___]

Yes. lol

[___]

joe daddy needs to fight someone like guida to get back to his winning ways

Guida would beat Joe. Joe's a can.

[Barack Lesnar]

Guida would beat Joe. Joe's a can.

lol, joe has better standup and wrestling than guida. guida's the can

[Barack Lesnar]

joe is a gatekeeper. guida is a can

[Barack Lesnar]

Yes. lol

i actually thought i did pretty good this event

[JamesArk]

bullshit stoppage

and you fucking spoiled the hardy fight for me

lol, you're fucking stupid, he was totally fucked up. Any more shots would've just put him out cold instead of being a wobbly blonde afro'd douche.

Koscheck fighting for the title....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[___]

Guida has beaten better guys than Joe has.

[Barack Lesnar]

Guida has beaten better guys than Joe has.

fuck you, you did this on purpose cuz i'm a nate diaz fan

:rage:

[Barack Lesnar]

but seriously, guida is an unskilled lay and pray faggot. i can see joe subbing him or tko'ing him

[Barack Lesnar]

lol, you're fucking stupid, he was totally fucked up. Any more shots would've just put him out cold instead of being a wobbly blonde afro'd douche.

Koscheck fighting for the title....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

1 shot, faggot. he was dropped by one shot, and was getting back up

[___]

fuck you, you did this on purpose cuz i'm a nate diaz fan

:rage:

Worked, didn't?

[Barack Lesnar]

james ark is an annoying piece of shit who always latches on to some obscure brazilian faggot's nuts

[Barack Lesnar]

Worked, didn't?

guida sucks, i despise his style

[___]

guida sucks, i despise his style

Guida > Joe

[Barack Lesnar]

guida is like a lightweight version of hendo with shittier wrestling and no punching power

[Barack Lesnar]

Guida > Joe

no

[Barack Lesnar]

how can you think that guida beat diaz while also thinking franklin beat hendo? hypocrite much?

[JamesArk]

james ark is an annoying piece of shit who always latches on to some obscure brazilian faggot's nuts

lol you're the last fucking person to bitch about nuthugging, faggot. You pick whoever is the favourite and then whine when they get KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BY A JIU JITSU GUY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA:rofl:

[Barack Lesnar]

lol you're the last fucking person to bitch about nuthugging, faggot. You pick whoever is the favourite and then whine when they get KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BY A JIU JITSU GUY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA:rofl:

i don't pick whoever is the favorite. you know nothing about me, faggot

[JamesArk]

How about Guida is overrated and not that exciting and Joe just generally sucks and lost 3 of his last 4?

[Barack Lesnar]

that was one of the worst stoppages ever. that ref should be fired

[Barack Lesnar]

How about Guida is overrated and not that exciting and Joe just generally sucks and lost 3 of his last 4?

neither of them can hang at the top level, but joe>>>guida

btw joe lost to bj, kenflo and diego. no shame in that, faggot!

[JamesArk]

i don't pick whoever is the favorite. you know nothing about me, faggot

Sorry, couldn't understand that. A jiu-jitsu guy just knocked me out.

[Barack Lesnar]

Sorry, couldn't understand that. A jiu-jitsu guy just knocked me out.

bullshit stoppage

[JamesArk]

bullshit stoppage

cry about it

:neutral:

meh

[Barack Lesnar]

i don't know how someone can watch that fight and agree with the stoppage. he got dropped by 1 punch and was getting back to his feet when the incompetent ref stopped it

[JamesArk]

i don't know how someone can watch that fight and agree with the stoppage. he got dropped by 1 punch and was getting back to his feet when the incompetent ref stopped it

He got fucked up with two punches and fell back like Wanderlei. The only thing that could've happened after that would've been Paulo skull fucking him into oblivion. There is ZERO chance he would've recovered and made a comeback.

[Barack Lesnar]

bullshit stoppage

[maxthesilent]

jesus solid do you want someone to die in the ring?

Kos was fucked up and stiff like bobby's cock at a Barney concert

[Barack Lesnar]

he was getting back up

[maxthesilent]

at least Im disagreeing w/ you again

:cheers:

[Barack Lesnar]

gsp and alves couldn't put kos away, and paulo the can thiago did it? bullfuckingshit

[JustScrap437]

Porn is on my computer.

Porn on the computer FTW

[Saska]

Koscheck was fucking done, his arms were stiff and straight up in the air.

That sub by Maia was fucking sick.

[Barack Lesnar]

diego will beat bj penn

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

68 points at MMAPG. Glancing and reading through the PbP

-Maybe Rude Boy getting absolutely trashed will show the UFC that most of the TUFcans can't hack it. On that note, Wolfslair's last two fighters who have fought (Rampage/Kelly) have looked like beasts. Look out Hendo.

-I'm done picking hyped Brit cans. Fuck you Neil Grove. In before one of you fuck heads points out he's South African. He fought all his shit in CR. He's a Brit can to me.

-Struve is tall. Dan Hardy is fucking crazy. And by getting KO'ed/KOing someone respectively, they got me 25 points at MMAPG, so they are cool in my book.

-Kos seems like he was too cocky for his own good in what was supposed to be an easy handpicked opponent for him. If he wants to fight 5 times this year, 30 day medical suspensions due to KO's aren't the way to go.

-Anyone else remember when Joe Stevenson was relevant? Me neither. His BJJ skills are hyped to the moon. Dude never wins if he doesn't score a guillotine, one of the more basic subs. WEC for you, TUFcan.

[Barack Lesnar]

hardy and struve got be 21 points at the playground, i had dos santos 2nd rd tko and hardy 2nd rd tko

[Barack Lesnar]

the kos stoppage was early and they need to give joe daddy someone like guida to get him back to his winning ways

[Barack Lesnar]

oh and neil grove fucked me over too, and i lol'ed at bj's cronies rude boy and corn on the cobb get owned

[Barack Lesnar]

i believe they showed every single fight on the card as well, the last time they did was ufc 91, another great card

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

There's no way Stevenson would beat Guida. They need a WEC call up at the very least to give him a win. Even with all the cuts the UFC has made, they have a bubble around their TUFcan champs. Hell, set up Joe vs Danzig. Loser leaves town. I'd be plenty happy with that.

[Barack Lesnar]

There's no way Stevenson would beat Guida. They need a WEC call up at the very least to give him a win. Even with all the cuts the UFC has made, they have a bubble around their TUFcan champs. Hell, set up Joe vs Danzig. Loser leaves town. I'd be plenty happy with that.

are you fuckin serious

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

are you fuckin serious

You've asked me that the past two times I've picked Guida. Granted, you can argue Nate should have won, decisions is decisions.

[Barack Lesnar]

stevenson has better standup and better subs than guida, guida is garbage

[Barack Lesnar]

guida's not gonna be able to dry hump joe to a decision

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

guida has no chance, diaz's BJJ is too good

:uhoh:

[Raymundo]

hahah I just watch Kos get koed and it made my night!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Barack Lesnar]

hahah I just watch Kos get koed and it made my night!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

early stoppage

[Barack Lesnar]

:uhoh:

i root for fighters, you root for humpers

[JamesArk]

i root for fighters, you root for humpers

You're rooting for Koscheck and Hendo...

[Barack Lesnar]

BTW I picked Thiago

bullshit

[Barack Lesnar]

You're rooting for Koscheck and Hendo...

no, i used common sense in thinking koscheck would beat thiago and hendo would beat bisping

[Krazypoison]

http://i41.tinypic.com/98y7w8.jpg

[Barack Lesnar]

at least those guys have knocked ppl out. wtf has guida done? seriously

[JamesArk]

no, i used common sense in thinking koscheck would beat thiago and hendo would beat bisping

Doesn't change the fact that they spend more time between the legs of guys than chicks.

[Barack Lesnar]

Doesn't change the fact that they spend more time between the legs of guys than chicks.

i don't even like hendo, i picked franklin over him, but you can't honestly believe bisping is gonna beat him

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

i root for fighters, you root for humpers

I also root and nuthug people who where magic fagpants like Aoki and Kitaoka. What's your point? Difference is I usually pick fights right.

[Barack Lesnar]

I also root and nuthug people who where magic fagpants like Aoki and Kitaoka. What's your point? Difference is I usually pick fights right.

how'd you do this event?

[Barack Lesnar]

i did pretty good myself

[Barack Lesnar]

lol know what's fun? Getting drunk and watching crocopped get his head kicked off over and over

ahahahaah

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

7-3, 68 points. Consistent as always.

[Barack Lesnar]

there was a cro cop like head kick tonight, i forgot which fight

[JamesArk]

Lots of head kicking tonight actually, but Etim's was the good one. Marquardt's final combo was so fucking pimp.

[Barack Lesnar]

7-3, 68 points. Consistent as always.

6-4, 49 points

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

The ratio of fights that end in the 3rd:go to decision is so lopsided I never pick round 3 endings.

[Barack Lesnar]

wtf, hockeygoon

[Barack Lesnar]

lol, hockey had struve? HHAHAHAHAHAH

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

I understand people picking Struve based on potential. The problem is, he's facing a guy that has shown he can knock your dick still. And, Struve is a jiu-jitsu guy. And he's facing someone that trains under Nog. Dude is only 20 years old though. Shiiiiiitloads of potential for him.

[Barack Lesnar]

hockeygoon was probably the only person outside of that can's immediate family who would pick him to win

[Mr. Dead Sexy]

hockeygoon was probably the only person outside of that can's immediate family who would pick him to win

Jay did too, and I was thinking about it.

[TONY BONES]

i could care less about anyone on this card

[Barack Lesnar]

Jay did too, and I was thinking about it.

wtf, did he really?

[Barack Lesnar]

<table class="EventTable" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td class="Small AC VA" style="width: 125px;">Paulo Thiago (http://sherdog.com/fighter/Paulo-Thiago-13336)
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100%
</td> <td class="Small AC VA" style="width: 125px;">Josh Koscheck (http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?FighterID=9418)
http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/99.jpg
(32)</td></tr></tbody></table>

don't lie, mds

[Barack Lesnar]

stop breaking the thread

[Saska]

lol know what's fun? Getting drunk and watching crocopped get his head kicked off over and over

:kopfschuettel:

[Kimo Therabones]

ouch i think koscheck outta think about going back to the wrestling

[Barack Lesnar]

that sucked

[Barack Lesnar]

i was starting to like him

[Barack Lesnar]

mmapg has updated! let's compare, hockeygoon!

[Scorpipede]

surprised about the Koscheck fight, maybe a little sooner than other refs would have stopped it but still a legit stoppage really.

[Tsar]

surprised about the Koscheck fight, maybe a little sooner than other refs would have stopped it but still a legit stoppage really.

i agree--i don't think we needed to see him take 3 hammerfists.

[Kimo Therabones]

i could care less about anyone on this card

im pretty sure you dont even like mma, i think you come here to find those moving pictures with no sound so you can be entertained until your mom comes to visit you at the tard colony

[pflo]

diego sucks, joe stevenson should go to wec vs faber, marquardt is a fucking pussy, did you see how many times he ran backwards, he sucks.

[Kimo Therabones]

6-4 53 points

[pflo]

6-4 53 points

same but 51 pts

[v1tal1]

Koscheck will never be a great striker. Why? Because an Arlovski jaw transplant would be an improvement. I said that after the Dustin Hazeltit fight. I say it now.

[v1tal1]

diego sucks, joe stevenson should go to wec vs faber, marquardt is a fucking pussy, did you see how many times he ran backwards, he sucks.

He's no Danny Abidi, but who is really?

[Barack Lesnar]

diego sucks, joe stevenson should go to wec vs faber, marquardt is a fucking pussy, did you see how many times he ran backwards, he sucks.

fuck off

[Barack Lesnar]

6-4 53 points

49

[v1tal1]

over9000 pts. beat that

[v1tal1]

or should i say: top that


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[pflo]

fuck off

lol at you saying machida is a pussy, nate fucking ran for his life. fuck him. hes a can

[CrumBum]

7-3, 72 points. 94th place over all.

[maxthesilent]

hockeygoon was probably the only person outside of that can's immediate family who would pick him to win

:neutral:

[Barack Lesnar]

lol at you saying machida is a pussy, nate fucking ran for his life. fuck him. hes a can

he finished the fight, and most of his fights are exciting. how did you not like that finish?

[Hektik]

LOL at any nate hate, wilson got fucking OUTCLASSED from round 1 to 3.

WAR HARDY he fucked Markham up!

[Hektik]

lol at you saying machida is a pussy, nate fucking ran for his life. fuck him. hes a can

Stupidest post you ever wrote.

[Kimo Therabones]

50 points :(

7-3, 72 points. 94th place over all.are you guys even on our team?

[Hektik]

SKZR got first place from the event! 86 points

[gumby]

I guess, Nate should of walked through Wilson.

[Hektik]

I got 59 points.

[Hektik]

22 of those off of Hardy LOL

[Hektik]

and I placed 4th in tehfunk camp.

[Kimo Therabones]

and I placed 4th in tehfunk camp.youre dead to me

[Hektik]

youre dead to me

:sleepy::sleepy: says the guy that comes to the U.P. and doesn't say hi. HMMPF

[Scorpipede]

The Marquardt finish was one of the best finishes I've seen in MMA. Whiteboy ninjashit for the victory, I fucking love ninja shit.

[Hektik]

Oh I'm at the funk team but I am willing to open negotiations

Same.

[gumby]

that should have happened it the 1st round. Gouvia is a scrub.

[Kimo Therabones]

Oh I'm at the funk team but I am willing to open negotiations
join our team and i wont gay porn bomb the email address you signed up here with

[Hektik]

that should have happened it the 1st round. Gouvia is a scrub.

Not easy to finish.

[Scorpipede]

that should have happened it the 1st round. Gouvia is a scrub.

are we kidding now?

I disagree.

[gumby]

are we kidding now?

I disagree.

Marquart is supposed to be a top guy. Gouvia is just some one the top guys beat up. Nate should have KO'd him in the first.

[Kimo Therabones]

Hahah what's the name?
you gotta pm teedoh74 and get an invite

[Scorpipede]

If Wilson had cardio he'd be beastly I think.

Nate is a top guy.

[gumby]

If Wilson had cardio he'd be beastly I think.

Nate is a top guy.

I know he is. That's why I think he should have walked through him.

And Wilson is way to inconsistent for my liking.

[Scorpipede]

At least he made weight this time. I give a fighter one missed weight excused, if they do it again fuck them. Twice in a row should be penalized with a gunshot to the patella.

[gumby]

Like Gina

[Scorpipede]

I have a separate punishment for her in mind that's far stiffer...heh...

[Barack Lesnar]

50 points :(

49! omg! RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[Barack Lesnar]

The Marquardt finish was one of the best finishes I've seen in MMA. Whiteboy ninjashit for the victory, I fucking love ninja shit.

http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww225/saihabot13/NateMarquardtFinishesWilsonGouveiaU.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

that should have happened it the 1st round. Gouvia is a scrub.

what a faggot

[Barack Lesnar]

Marquart is supposed to be a top guy. Gouvia is just some one the top guys beat up. Nate should have KO'd him in the first.

shut the fuck up

[Barack Lesnar]

22 of those off of Hardy LOL

http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww225/saihabot13/DanHardyDropsandFinishesRoryMarkham.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww225/saihabot13/JuniordosSantosTKOStefanStruveUFC95.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

it was a robbery that this didn't win knockout of the night
http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww225/saihabot13/TerryEtimHeadKicksandFinishesBrianC.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww225/saihabot13/TerryEtimLowKicksandHeadKicksBrianC.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

HE WENT DOWN LIKE HE GOT SHOT
http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww225/saihabot13/EvanDunhamDropsandFinishesPerEklund.gif

[gumby]

shut the fuck up

make me you little fucking bitch. you hairless fucking lap dog.

[Barack Lesnar]

make me you little fucking bitch. you hairless fucking lap dog.

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gumby]

thats what I thought, faggot.

[Barack Lesnar]

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[Hektik]

http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww225/saihabot13/DanHardyDropsandFinishesRoryMarkham.gif

YOU GOD DAMNED RIGHT BOYEEEE

[maxthesilent]

SKZR got first place from the event! 86 points

trust me it was purely by accident

[maxthesilent]

I'd be in 4th fucking place if I picked the first motherhumping cocksucking piece of shit hendo humping his way to a highway robbery decision they jammed up franklin's ass event

[Barack Lesnar]

I'd be in 4th fucking place if I picked the first motherhumping cocksucking piece of shit hendo humping his way to a highway robbery decision they jammed up franklin's ass event

lol, i think franklin won too

[v1tal1]

lol, i think franklin won too

u would

[WAR RANDLEMAN!]

http://www.fightlinker.com/pics/marquardt.gif

[Barack Lesnar]

wooooo

[babyboneswordsman]

Like Gina

:rolleyes: