UFC 95 spoilers

[Barack Lesnar]

starts at 3 pm

[dolly]

1pm in what time zone?

[Capn]

I would assume in the East, dolly. That would make it 6pm in England.

[Barack Lesnar]

oops, it's 3 pm eastern

[Barack Lesnar]

We'll post preliminary-card results beginning at approximately noon EST (9 a.m. PST), and the main-card results will commence at 3 p.m. EST.

[Barack Lesnar]

I would assume in the East, dolly. That would make it 6pm in England.

that can't be right

[Capn]

oops, it's 3 pm eastern

That would make more sense for the main card to start. England is 5hrs ahead of us.

[Tsar]

solid--who you got in the diego fight?

[___]

The main card is at noon here in the west.

[Barack Lesnar]

solid--who you got in the diego fight?

diego by 2nd rd sub

[Barack Lesnar]

11 points on the kelly fight

[Barack Lesnar]

good bye troy

[___]

I had decision at one time but changed it to a 2nd rd. TKO. Dammit.

[Barack Lesnar]

I had decision at one time but changed it to a 2nd rd. TKO. Dammit.

always go with your first choice

[Barack Lesnar]

haahaha, bj's boy got fucked up
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/8225-UFC95_KellyMandaloniz_252.jpg

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck

Mike Ciesnolevicz def. Neil Grove by Submission (Heel Hook) 1.03 R1

[___]

I changed my pick on that after I read that Grove had good TD defense. Ugh.

[Barack Lesnar]

I changed my pick on that after I read that Grove had good TD defense. Ugh.

lol, stop second guessing yourself

http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/8225-02-UFC95_CiesnoleviczGrove_023.jpg

[___]

I never second guess myself on main card fights, but some of these I do the more I read.

[___]

Common, Dunham. First guy in my parlay.

[Barack Lesnar]

i didn't know who either neil grove or mike c were, but i saw an article on grove awhile back that i didn't read, so i picked him cuz i recognized his name

[Barack Lesnar]

Common, Dunham. First guy in my parlay.

let's go eklund!

[___]

Fuck yeah!

[Barack Lesnar]

FUKC FUCK FUC FUCK FUCK!

[Barack Lesnar]

not a good night for the brits so far, eh

[Barack Lesnar]

is eklund even british?

[___]

I think he's a Svede. Sounds like he got tooled.

[___]

I need Dos Santos and Hardy to win to hit my parlay now.

[Elk Penis]

I changed my pick on that after I read that Grove had good TD defense. Ugh.

Actually Grove stopped the takedown. He followed the other guy to the ground and got on top. The other guy got a heel-hook out of it.

[Elk Penis]

is eklund even british?
No.

[Barack Lesnar]

I need Dos Santos and Hardy to win to hit my parlay now.

dos santos 2nd rd tko
hardy 2nd rd tko

[Barack Lesnar]

my parlay is diego, marquardt and hardy

[Elk Penis]

Fuck. I only had two bets. $300.00 on Dunham and a parlay that included Grove. Fucking Grove, you stuff the takedown - why follow the guy to the ground, when you have a huge stand-up advantage? Fucking dumbass.

[Elk Penis]

my parlay is diego, marquardt and hardy

Hardy should win, but it's an awful risky fight to take for a parlay. Hardy's chin hasn't really been tested. If Markham can take a few shots (which he will) and still land one, I wonder if Hardy can handle it.

[___]

Actually Grove stopped the takedown. He followed the other guy to the ground and got on top. The other guy got a heel-hook out of it.

That's true.

[___]

Hardy should win, but it's an awful risky fight to take for a parlay. Hardy's chin hasn't really been tested. If Markham can take a few shots (which he will) and still land one, I wonder if Hardy can handle it.

I've been doing smaller bets on riskier parlays recently.

[Barack Lesnar]

Hardy should win, but it's an awful risky fight to take for a parlay. Hardy's chin hasn't really been tested. If Markham can take a few shots (which he will) and still land one, I wonder if Hardy can handle it.

i usually have 2 locks and 1 borderline risky bet, if i had all sure things, then my parlay would pay out like 100 bucks or some shit

[Elk Penis]

I picked Hardy, but honestly that fight could go either way. Flip a coin. Markham has trouble against taller strikers (Wilson and Cooper both KO'd him), but Hardy has feasted on wrestlers and submission guys mostly and hasn't faced a striker like Markham. Gono looked to strike against Hardy but he fights completely different from Markham.

I think Hardy will catch Markham coming in, but is Hardy's power enough to KO him, and will Hardy be able to avoid the bombs? I don't know, but it should be exciting while it lasts.

[___]

Will either of you have a winamp stream?

[___]

Hopefully Dos Santos/Struve makes its way onto the main card.

[Barack Lesnar]

i use sopcast

[Elk Penis]

I had Grove, Sanchez, Koscheck.

I thought I was taking a safe parlay with Grove, because the guy he's fighting is fat at 205, and rotund at heavyweight. The guy should be at 185. Grove cuts to get to 265, and he's not a tub of lard. He outweighed his opponent by a good 40 lbs around fight time. All that weight helps him stuff the takedown. All he had to do was stuff the takedown (which he did), and then stand-up and make the guy strike. He had a clear striking advantage. I can't believe he followed the guy to the ground. WTF.

[Elk Penis]

Will either of you have a winamp stream?

Not yet, but if I do, I'll link it in this thread.

[___]

Thank you kindly.

[___]

That was fast.

[Elk Penis]

These are the streams I have so far (no winamp) yet:

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.98.swf?cid=1/525087

sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/24267

tvu://61886

and here are the potental JTV channels from MMA-TV:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9203/jtv.jpg

[Elk Penis]

Damn I had dos Santos by Rd 2 KO. That was quicker than I thought he would win.

[___]

I've never used Sopcast but I'm trying to set it up right now just in case.

[___]

Damn I had dos Santos by Rd 2 KO. That was quicker than I thought he would win.

Same here.

[Elk Penis]

LOL - don't get rocked if Miragliotta is the ref. He'll stop the fight if you stub your toe.

Dos Santos gets the clinch breifly, and Struve works free. Dos Santos rocks him with a left hook. A right hand drops Struve. Referee Dan Miragliotta jumps in at the 54 second mark after a quick follow up from dos Santos. Struve protests afterwards. There is a whiff about the stoppage, though Struve was clearly rocked.

[___]

That's the first two on my parlay. Sweet.

[Barack Lesnar]

i just got some sweet revenge on jay

[Barack Lesnar]

Damn I had dos Santos by Rd 2 KO. That was quicker than I thought he would win.

yeah, me too, i was thinking in my head "dos santos 1st rd murder" but then ended up picking 2nd rd tko cuz everyone was hyping up struve

STOP SECOND GUESSING YOURSELF, DAMMIT!

[Barack Lesnar]

Hopefully Dos Santos/Struve makes its way onto the main card.

yep, i'll bet they'll show it

[Barack Lesnar]

That's the first two on my parlay. Sweet.

the outlaw hardy better win

[Elk Penis]

yeah, me too, i was thinking in my head "dos santos 1st rd murder" but then ended up picking 2nd rd tko cuz everyone was hyping up struve

STOP SECOND GUESSING YOURSELF, DAMMIT!


I watched some Struve fights. I thought he'd be able to survive until late rd1 or early rd 2. Guess I was wrong.

[Barack Lesnar]

you asshole

[Barack Lesnar]

i'm gonna start ttt'ing those posts where jay laughed at me for saying dos santos by murder

[___]

yeah, me too, i was thinking in my head "dos santos 1st rd murder" but then ended up picking 2nd rd tko cuz everyone was hyping up struve

STOP SECOND GUESSING YOURSELF, DAMMIT!

It's going to start sounding like I'm making this up, but I had him picked in the first for a long time.

Dunham I had by dec. the whole time at least.

[Boxhead]

3-1 2 nails so far

[Boxhead]

I got Cobb

[Barack Lesnar]

etim by murder

[Elk Penis]

Statistically most fights end in two minutes, or they end between 4-1/2 and 6-1/2 minutes. After than a decision is probably gonna happen:

http://fightticker.com/files/images/Finish_Data_Total_Raw.JPG

[Barack Lesnar]

etim by murder

not really, decision

[Barack Lesnar]

Etim walks in to Phil Collin's In The Air Tonight and rapturous applause from the home crowd. Cobb has BJ Penn in his corner and is looking psyched as he paces up and down, whilst Etim looks relaxed.

[Elk Penis]

3-1, two nails. I have Etim by rd 1 sub.

[Barack Lesnar]

phil collins>>>>>>>bj penn

[Barack Lesnar]

3-1, two nails. I have Etim by rd 1 sub.

2-2, 1 nail

[Elk Penis]

NVM - one nail. I had dos Santos rd 2 ko

[___]

Sorrid, is the sopcast stream working right now, or will it start after the PPV?

[___]

3-1, one nail here

[Barack Lesnar]

Sorrid, is the sopcast stream working right now, or will it start after the PPV?

i think it's only for the ppv, haven't opened it up yet

[Barack Lesnar]

i was the only one who picked eklund?

[___]

Oh ok. I'm just trying to make sure I have this thing working before it starts.

[Boxhead]

i was the only one who picked eklund?

I picked him

[Elk Penis]

i was the only one who picked eklund?

I started out favoring him by decision, but then I watched Dunham's fights. The guy looked sharp. Also he has a wrestling background. Eklund usually wins by getting top position. He struggles when he can't get on top, so I switched it to Dunham UD.

[___]

Cobb by decision!!!!!

[Barack Lesnar]

Cobb by decision!!!!!

etim just won

[___]

Dammit.

[Barack Lesnar]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Terry Etim def. Brian Cobb by TKO, 0.10 R2

[Boxhead]

damn

[Barack Lesnar]

i had etim by decision

[Elk Penis]

Only 5 points, but I'll take it:

Brian Cobb vs. Terry Etim

Etim walks in to Phil Collin's In The Air Tonight and rapturous applause from the home crowd. Cobb has BJ Penn in his corner and is looking psyched as he paces up and down, whilst Etim looks relaxed.

R1 - Etim opens with a high kick that misses and follows with two low inside kicks, the second of which is caught but soon let go. Cobb shoot at Etim on the cage but they separate and return to the centre of the rind. Another let kick from Etim is caught and Cobb takes the fight to the ground, folding Etim over before he finally wnds up in Etim's guard. Etim keeps him close attempting to get the fight standing, which promptly happends. Etim is working the low kicks. Every one that catches gets a cheer from the audience. Finally Cobb shoots for a take down and lands in Etim's guard where he works body shots on the Liverpool, lad. After boos from the audience, the ref stands it up again. Cobb is looking to get a takedown but Etim is careful to throw low punches and a knee to stop this.

R2 - Etim opens the round with a heavy right low kick followed by a big left high kick that drops Cobb hard. He follows with a couple of punches that connect cleanly with Cobb's face, forcing the referee to jump in and stop the fight only 10 seconds in

Terry Etim def. Brian Cobb by TKO, 0.10 R2

[Barack Lesnar]

ahahah, two of bj's boys have lost

run the rock, faggots, haahahahahah

[Boxhead]

watching conans last show

[Capn]

i had etim by decision

I think I had him by 2nd round sub

[Capn]

3-2, 1 nail

[Elk Penis]

Let me guess. Everybody's nail was Kelly by UD.

[___]

I take it back. I had no nails. :(

[___]

The main card seemed very easy to pick.

[Barack Lesnar]

Let me guess. Everybody's nail was Kelly by UD.

yes

[Barack Lesnar]

The main card seemed very easy to pick.

i have sonnen

[___]

i have sonnen

I put a little money on him on The Playground.

[Capn]

Let me guess. Everybody's nail was Kelly by UD.

No, I didn't think a Brit had the tank to last 3 rounds

[Elk Penis]

No, I didn't think a Brit had the tank to last 3 rounds

Well, he was facing a Hawaiian.

[Barack Lesnar]

No, I didn't think a Brit had the tank to last 3 rounds

you picked troy?

[Barack Lesnar]

Well, he was facing a Hawaiian.

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

[Barack Lesnar]

the sopcast stream is breaking

[Capn]

you picked troy?

No, I had Paul by TKO in the 2nd

[Barack Lesnar]

koscheck sending that nigger back to brazil

[Elk Penis]

They're getting the stream together now. They had some problems the first minute.

[___]

Winamp anyone?

[Capn]

Well, he was facing a Hawaiian.
That's why \/
I had Paul by TKO in the 2nd

[Barack Lesnar]

i don't even know how to use winamp

[Elk Penis]

Winamp anyone?

Don't think I'll have one on this one - a free one.

[___]

I have 1.5 million on this fight here. I got the TVU player working at least.

[Elk Penis]

This stream is decent

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.98.swf?cid=1/525087

Not great, but decent.

[___]

Don't think I'll have one on this one - a free one.

Oh well.

[___]

Kos KO rd. 2.

[withashovel]

This stream is decent

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.98.swf?cid=1/525087

Not great, but decent.

thats the only one ive been able to get working

[Capn]

Kos KO rd. 2.

that was my pick too

[Barack Lesnar]

kos 1st rd ko

[___]

Fuck me.

[Elk Penis]

What the hell - that was early.

Kos wasn't out.

[withashovel]

DAMN!!!!!

[dolly]

no fucking way

[dolly]

he tried to get up

[Boxhead]

damn

[Capn]

did kos get pwnt?

[Boxhead]

the one time I don't pick againist kos he loses

[withashovel]

did kos get pwnt?

did you not watch?

[Barack Lesnar]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

WHAT THE FUCK FUCKFU CUFCKFUCK FUCK

[dolly]

did kos get pwnt?

got caught, fell down, acted as if he was getting up, ref stopped it, kos complaining that it was an early stop.

[Barack Lesnar]

bullshit stoppage

[withashovel]

fuck solid is gonna cream for that fiddy cent game

[Barack Lesnar]

What the hell - that was early.

Kos wasn't out.

qft

[withashovel]

wtf commercials?

[Barack Lesnar]

fuck solid is gonna cream for that fiddy cent game

you know it!

[Capn]

did you not watch?
nope, dialupwnt
got caught, fell down, acted as if he was getting up, ref stopped it, kos complaining that it was an early stop.

:rofl: Awesome. I should have put some money on Kos' opponent. I usually do.

[Barack Lesnar]

Fuck me.

NO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[___]

This should be a good fight.

Maia rd. 2.

[Barack Lesnar]

im fucking fuming here

[maxthesilent]

LOL

[maxthesilent]

lol I guess Im way behind the stream

[Barack Lesnar]

let's go sonnen!

[withashovel]

k right we are back from some shitty commercials with a witch and now we have the Demian Maia v. Chael Sonnen promo

[maxthesilent]

wonder how many nailed that pick

[dolly]

not me :mad:

[withashovel]

Sonnen on the way to the ring

[withashovel]

Sonnen getting some lube on his face

[___]

I have 1.5 million on this fight here. I got the TVU player working at least.

not me. :mad:

[Barack Lesnar]

<table class="EventTable" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td class="Small AC VA" style="width: 125px;">Paulo Thiago (http://sherdog.com/fighter/Paulo-Thiago-13336)
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100%
</td> <td class="Small AC VA" style="width: 125px;">Josh Koscheck (http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/fightfinder.asp?FighterID=9418)
http://www.mmaplayground.com/i/fighters/99.jpg
(32)</td></tr></tbody></table>

[dolly]

not me. :mad:

on the kos fight? oh no. :kopfschuettel:

[___]

OH GAWD!!!!! I bet solid is getting pumped up right now.

[withashovel]

Sonnen looking retarded standing in ring. Maia coming out to some shitty linkin park jay-z shit

[___]

on the kos fight? oh no. :kopfschuettel:

Uh huh. If the rest of my bets hit I'll still be close to a million.

[Barack Lesnar]

OH GAWD!!!!! I bet solid is getting pumped up right now.

CAN I GET AN ENCORE, DO YOU WANT MORE!!!!!!

[withashovel]

Maia getting the face lube

[___]

Solid no doubt is rooting for Maia after this shitty song.

[Barack Lesnar]

despite maia's superior musical taste, i have sonnen UD

[Piranesi]

who has a stream

[Barack Lesnar]

Solid no doubt is rooting for Maia after this shitty song.

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL ARE YOU WAITING FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[___]

Gresham's a shit hole and so are you, Sonnen.

BBK2 lives in Gresham.

[Barack Lesnar]

Solid no doubt is rooting for Maia after this shitty song.

maia will have to show some standup before i become a fan

[withashovel]

fight started

[Piranesi]

go maia

[withashovel]

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.98.swf?cid=1/525087

[dolly]

Gresham's a shit hole and so are you, Sonnen.

BBK2 lives in Gresham.

how do you call this one?

[dolly]

woot!!!! nailed it :yay:

[___]

Dammit, rd 1

[Boxhead]

that was quick I had it 2nd sub

[withashovel]

nothing happend on the ground at all both fighters back to feet. maia hip toss sonnen into a triangle fight over

[Capn]

Nail #2

[___]

how do you call this one?

I had sub rd 2. I thought Sonnen would keep it standing the first rd.

[withashovel]

fuck ive got some lag

[Piranesi]

nice

[dolly]

Nail #2

*high five*

[Barack Lesnar]

team quest needs to learn the definition of gameplan, jesus christ

[Piranesi]

finish fight without hurt your opponent?

JUST FUCKIN BLEED

[Capn]

*high five*

:cheers: War us!

[___]

I'm starting to think that Maia would have a legit chance against Anderson.

[withashovel]

im guessing its now time for some more sweet commercials

[Piranesi]

fuck kelly pavlik

[Barack Lesnar]

I'm starting to think that Maia would have a legit chance against Anderson.

lolololol

[Barack Lesnar]

he still has no standup

[withashovel]

fuck this fiddy shit

[___]

Marquardt/Gouveia on now? I like that one a lot.

[maxthesilent]

Dammit, rd 1

sigh I switched from 1st to 2nd this morning

[___]

he still has no standup

It's a bad match up for him.

[Barack Lesnar]

Marquardt/Gouveia on now? I like that one a lot.

nate the great by fucking murder

[Barack Lesnar]

sigh I switched from 1st to 2nd this morning

what'd i say about second guessing?

[Piranesi]

stoppage was legit

[dolly]

nailed dos santos too, it seems

[___]

Dos Santos is definitely a guy to watch out for.

[___]

sigh I switched from 1st to 2nd this morning

Yesterday for me.

[Elk Penis]

WTF - all these quick stoppages. Dammit, this isn't boxing. Let them finish the fight (like Mortal Kombat).

[Barack Lesnar]

the dos santos stoppage was nowhere near as bad as the koscheck one

[withashovel]

any other streams up?

[dolly]

Dos Santos is definitely a guy to watch out for.

definitely

[dolly]

strange commercial

[Barack Lesnar]

It's a bad match up for him.

for maia?

[___]

the dos santos stoppage was nowhere near as bad as the koscheck one

I'll need to watch on my big screen tonight where I can see his eyes to determine my thoughts on it.

[Barack Lesnar]

anderson would kill maia

[withashovel]

wtf is this shit?

[maxthesilent]

what'd i say about second guessing?

I generally wait til the day before when picking to avoid idiotic second guessing

[Barack Lesnar]

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE THEY GONNA SHOW THE 50 CENT COMMERCIAL

[Piranesi]

i'm starting to believe brazil is legit

[Boxhead]

enough of the fuckin 50 cent commercial

[Barack Lesnar]

wtf is this shit?

qft

[dolly]

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE THEY GONNA SHOW THE 50 CENT COMMERCIAL

MANY MANY MANY

[Barack Lesnar]

lol, toshiba, i shoulda know, crazy fuckin japs

[___]

for maia?

For Anderson. I really good jits guy is worst possible scenario for him. I good wrestler with GnP has to win by decision because of his chin, ain't gonna beat him standing, etc.

I good jits guy could sub him. He's good on the ground, but to great.

[Elk Penis]

Dos Santos is definitely a guy to watch out for.

Yes. Supposedly his ground game is top notch, too.

[___]

I like both of these guys a lot; Nate by TKO rd. 3.

[Barack Lesnar]

For Anderson. I really good jits guy is worst possible scenario for him. I good wrestler with GnP has to win by decision because of his chin, ain't gonna beat him standing, etc.

I good jits guy could sub him. He's good on the ground, but to great.

lol, what about a guy with no standup vs. the p4p best striker in mma

[maxthesilent]

Yes. Supposedly his ground game is top notch, too.

hopefully that is gonna be my worst pick all season

[Barack Lesnar]

I like both of these guys a lot; Nate by TKO rd. 3.

gouveia is fuckin non-weight making, faggot piece of garbage

[___]

Yes. Supposedly his ground game is top notch, too.

Right after he got the KO I thought about wanting to see a fight go to the ground. I didn't think his ground was top notch, but above average.

[dolly]

NATE THE GREAT!!!

[maxthesilent]

Nate 3rd rnd sub - RNC

[Barack Lesnar]

i'm pretty pissed about the sonnen and koscheck fights

[___]

lol, what about a guy with no standup vs. the p4p best striker in mma

I don't know why I tried to use logic with you. Please forgive me.

[Piranesi]

NATE BEST BE WINNING

[maxthesilent]

how far behind am I?

[Barack Lesnar]

I don't know why I tried to use logic with you. Please forgive me.

?????????

anderson would kill him

[___]

i'm pretty pissed about the sonnen and koscheck fights

I'm not happy about Kos. I like him a lot these days.

[___]

Good entrance song.

[dolly]

how far behind am I?

tale of the tape right now is on for me.

[___]

?????????

anderson would kill him

Stylistically, it's the worst match up for him.

[Barack Lesnar]

I'm not happy about Kos. I like him a lot these days.

bullshit stoppage

[Piranesi]

if nate loses i'll be upset among other things

[maxthesilent]

Good entrance song.

ok so like 2-3 minutes behind

[Piranesi]

Stylistically, it's the worst match up for him.
that was the last time i picked against anderson silva

[Barack Lesnar]

Stylistically, it's the worst match up for him.

nah, gsp is

[SexeCute]

Anyone have a link? SOPcast is homosexual.

[Piranesi]

i picked franklin and lutter and marquardt and hendo

whoops

[maxthesilent]

bullshit stoppage


Kos was keeping nvmeplz company on Queer Street

[___]

bullshit stoppage

Like I said, I'll have to check. He was sitting up but looked real stiff.

[Barack Lesnar]

if nate loses i'll be upset among other things

no chance in hell

[dolly]

they have robot-esque voices right now. :confused:

[Barack Lesnar]

i picked franklin and lutter and marquardt and hendo

whoops

<------never picked an anderson fight wrong

[dolly]

<------never picked an anderson fight wrong

not even cote?

[___]

I need a nail here

[withashovel]

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.98.swf?cid=1/525087 Is this the only feed getting the shitty commercials or are all of them?

[maxthesilent]

Let's go Nate you Pancrase bitch slapping mother fucker

[dolly]

there are probably commercials since it's on setana sports channel, not us ppv

[maxthesilent]

I need 2 nails in this one fight - slim odds imo

[withashovel]

i think im going to but that fiddy game

[SexeCute]

Thanks Shovel.

[dolly]

I need 2 nails in this one fight - slim odds imo

you can do eeeet!!!!

[dolly]

common nate

[dolly]

good boy.

[maxthesilent]

prediction : wilson starts gassing 3 1/2 min in to 2nd if it gets that far

[Elk Penis]

rd1 to Nate

[Piranesi]

10-9 nate the great

[withashovel]

Thanks Shovel.

be prepared for alot of this shit

http://ps2.kioshi.org/wp-content/uploads/50cent_bulletproof_1.jpg

[___]

Good rd. for Nate

[dolly]

here we go rd.2

[Capn]

2nd round sub for nate coming up

[___]

prediction : wilson starts gassing 3 1/2 min in to 2nd if it gets that far

Marquardt will finish with one second left since I picked rd. 3